Massage Parlor Reports

[SkinDogToo]

So the day after Christmas I was in the canton area and decided to go for a four handed massage with naomi and fiona. I had read they did not offer any extras and the massage was not great. I was really in the mood for a decent massage is all so no biggie for me. After I called they texted me the address and I arrived on time. I only went for the half hour at. 85 for both since it had been reported no extras. I was pleasantly suprised how beautiful these two AA ladies were although I don't think they use their real pics. Both were smoking hot in their yoga pants. I got on the table undraped and had an excellent massage by one of them and the other kinda hal ass rub my legs so again didn't expect too much. No teasing nothing. Then on the flip I was told for 100 each more they would give me a great time. What the hell I had some extra bennies so I said ok. At that point one got undressed and got on my chest giving me a hot view of her hot ass and shaved pussy, it wasnt long and I was doing a 69 kitty lick while getting the best bbj of my life from the two of them. Whoever the one was with her pussy in my face was very wet and completely coated my face she was also the better of the two at bbj. It ended with a hand shake finish all over me but that's fine with me LOL. Not sure why I got lucky as most have reposted a no go here so beware as your milage may vary. Deff a repeat.

Tommy you got awfully lucky. I've been twice with nothing more than a "hope you enjoyed your massage, I'll leave so you can get dresssd" and it certainly wasn't for lack of trying. Also, I'm a thin, in shape, young, most say good looking dude, so it's not like I am a fat, smelly old guy. Total waste of time and money!!

[DutchCourage3]

1. Alexis - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ments/18747951.

Saw her a few months ago, I think it was September, in a worn out Southfield commercial building. She is on one of the upper levels and you pass by nothing but empty office buildings as you're walking through the halls of the place. It is a bit weird / eery.

Her picture is accurate, though I suspect it was before she had a baby.

The massage is okay, not really sensual, not really therapeutic, somewhere in between I guess, nothing spectacular but not all that bad either.

Typical reverse, nothing more, you have to make the move though because she was going to just pack up shop after the massage until I offered tip.

She is pretty young, probably 24 or 25, which is unusual for the biz. I don't think I'll return though, not that it was a bad experience or anything, just nothing to write home about.

Damage, 70 plus tip (40).

Rate 3/5.

I've seen Alexis I would be absolutely shocked if you talked her into a happy ending. I've seen her a few times and she gives a pretty good massage but right off the get go made it very clear she doesn't finish you. Like repeatedly said she'll stop the appointment and have you leave. I know my hygiene is top knotch and I'm not too obese. You must be even smoother than I am.

[NoOne9]

So I went to Chinese Massage, the place I, and some others, say has been going down hill. Well after 3 months I figured I would try it again, bad choice.

All 3 girls there were older than they used to be -- prob 40? -- hard to tell. Anyway, her hands are freezing to begin with. She was nice and covered me with a towel since it was cold. But no teasing at all, which I have never experienced here -- usually they at least touch the taint area a few times.

Massage sucked. She was just rubbing me fast and clearly wanted to get done. No teasing before the flip and cold hands meant I was not in a happy mood. Anyway, figured she wouldn't do happy finish but she did. However, it was after a couple minutes of belly and chest rubbing, again nothing near the genitals. She just asked if I want massage there (my junk) and said yes and she then rubbed the taint unsexily while half assing a HJ and when I popped she was nowhere near my head, which is worse than I could have done myself.

So I usually give 40 tip and take the 10 in change (I pay 60 for 50 dollar half hour) and as I am about to grab the 10 dollar bill, she just pockets it. I did not say anything bc I am a wuss, but that is total BS. Maybe 50 if she got naked or didn't suck at massage or had any teasing at all or was hot like the girls used to be or table shower. But this was a half-assed massage at a place I usually enjoy myself.

Won't be going back ever again and I suggest no one does but more experienced mongers (I do parlors once a month or so) maybe have more tools in the bag than I have.

[NoOne9]

1. Alexis - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ments/18747951.

Saw her a few months ago, I think it was September, in a worn out Southfield commercial building. She is on one of the upper levels and you pass by nothing but empty office buildings as you're walking through the halls of the place. It is a bit weird / eery.

Her picture is accurate, though I suspect it was before she had a baby.

The massage is okay, not really sensual, not really therapeutic, somewhere in between I guess, nothing spectacular but not all that bad either.

Typical reverse, nothing more, you have to make the move though because she was going to just pack up shop after the massage until I offered tip.

She is pretty young, probably 24 or 25, which is unusual for the biz. I don't think I'll return though, not that it was a bad experience or anything, just nothing to write home about.

Damage, 70 plus tip (40).

Rate 3/5.

2. Jade - http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-novi/22987410.

Saw her once over the summer back in July. Pleasant personality, pictures are accurate, she is in her mid to late 30's. Gives a pretty decent firm massage for not having professional training. Pleasant enough to talk with, not necessarily my body type, but I'm sure many would dig the experience. I'd probably return as the massage was pretty good and things were good on the flip, but I didn't care for having to meet up with her at a hotel she works out of. Not my cup of tea at all. If she had a commercial building I think I would consider becoming a regular. I got the distinct impression everything is available but I opted for the standard massage and flip.

Damage 100 plus tip.

Rating 3/5 (I'd rate her 4 out of five if she had her own building).

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ctful/23622453.

Called this one in the past 24 hours. Best I can tell this one is a scam. Set up an appt, drove to the motel (and I hate motels, usually I pass, but I was bored and its really cold). This is the third time I've checked out one of these 14 mile / madison heights deals with hot girls in the pictures and all three times they were no go's. Here is what happened this time; using a burner phone, standard two call system, when I was given the room number (the door opened out to the parking lot) I parked my car so that I could see the door, but so that my car wasn't too visible. Since I got burned the last two times at this same hotel (different numbers / girls though) instead of going up to the door and knocking I just sat and waited for her to call me back, which she did, and she was pissed asking me why I wasn't at the door yet. So I lie and say I am in front of the door and tell her to go ahead an open it. She doesn't believe me, but the door to her room opens and a big AA dude is standing there on the inside looking out at the parking lot wondering where I am. Exactly why I had taken precautions.

I called her back and laughed at her, and she threatened to come after me blah blah blah wanting the fee for being a no show, but I told her go ahead and try. I drove down the road and tossed the burner phone in a garbage can.

I'm convinced nearly all of the 14 mile and dequindre adds are almost all scams. I had a couple that were legit two years ago, and that was about it. Lately they are all very sketchy like the almost disaster I just avoided.

I tried to see Jade like 6 months ago. Guessed maybe she was at the Comfort Inn. Guessed wrong. Called her and because I got stuck at 2 intersections and was slow getting there she refused to see me. Going to have to get a track phone now and hopefully she answers the new number.

Actually, she was near ann arbor maybe 10 years ago. She called me to offer me a HJ (after maybe a year after I tried to call her a few times) while I was moving with my family, I guess she is doing better now since she charges a lot and is still going.

Good luck.

[Speaker Boner]

I'm not much of an "Asian Massage Parlor" type of guy (I can stay home and wank it for free), but I've read recent reports of M1 (and particularly Yellow), so I decided to give her a try.

I visited on a weekday at around 1:00 pm. There was no one there when I arrived, but over the course of my visit, I think 1 or 2 people arrived.

When I walked in, Mama greeted me, and lead me into one of the rooms. Some reviews have said that the place is dumpy. To be honest, I thought it was was just like any other standard AMP (yes. I have visited a few. Even though I'm not a huge fan).

Reviews have also talked about how crazy Mama is. I told her I wanted to see Yellow, and that I wanted EVERYTHING. I handed her $140 (7 twenties). Which she didn't count. She asked if I had any weapons (which I didn't), and then she told me Yellow would be in in a few minutes. So get ready. No crazy Mama to me.

I stripped, laid down, and in walks Yellow, who (in my opinion) is one of the hottest dames I've seen at any of these places. I stand up, she greets me with a hug and a nice kiss, starts complimenting me on my body, asks what I want (which I tell her), and it's off to the races. I skipped the table shower (it was offered to me) because the thought of laying on the wet table, after someone else, grosses me out. She takes off all her clothes, and starts on a REALLY nice BBBJ. I guide her hand near my butt, and she obliges with a very nice finger. SO AWESOME! She then laid on the table on her side, I put 1 leg up on the table (for easier access), and I basically proceeded to f* her mouth while she probed me good. After about 5 minutes of this, I told her I wanted to bust it inside her. She slid the bag on with her mouth, turned toward me on the table, and I went to town. Her pussy was amazing. She was talking shit to me the whole time I was banging her. After about 10 minutes of pounding her, I blew a huge load in the bag (she commented on how much was in there).

After a quick clean-up, she gave me a pretty decent massage (I can take or leave the massage part. At M1, the tables don't have holes for your face, so I had to lay on the side of my face. Which makes my neck hurt). On the flip, she did do a pretty nice head & face massage (which I told her I enjoyed, so she spent extra time doing it).

After she finished the 30-35 min. Massage, I told her I was ready to go again, and she seemed pretty excited about that (she said I was very "strong" She left the room for a minute, came back in, stripped down again, and climbed between my legs (I was still on my back), started on another nice BBBJ (with quite a bit of deep-throating). She said "I know what you like", and went right for the butt again. AWESOME!

After about another 5 minutes of that, on went another cover, she climbed aboard for some cow-girl, and rode me pretty good for about 5-10 minutes until I blew another nice load.

After a hot towel clean-up, she helped me get dressed, we kinda made out a little, and she walked me to the door. Giving me a kiss and telling me "You better come back and see me again".

I will definitely go back to see her. I would like to get lucky like some others, and have Mama offer another girl to join Yellow & I (I just wouldn't want to dole out anymore cash). I left happy. And relaxed. And empty sacked.

Total time there. Approx. 75 minutes total cost. $140.

[BFinch]

1. Alexis - http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ments/18747951.

Saw her a few months ago, I think it was September, in a worn out Southfield commercial building. She is on one of the upper levels and you pass by nothing but empty office buildings as you're walking through the halls of the place. It is a bit weird / eery.

Her picture is accurate, though I suspect it was before she had a baby.

The massage is okay, not really sensual, not really therapeutic, somewhere in between I guess, nothing spectacular but not all that bad either.

Typical reverse, nothing more, you have to make the move though because she was going to just pack up shop after the massage until I offered tip.

She is pretty young, probably 24 or 25, which is unusual for the biz. I don't think I'll return though, not that it was a bad experience or anything, just nothing to write home about.

Damage, 70 plus tip (40).

Rate 3/5.

2. Jade - http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-novi/22987410.

Saw her once over the summer back in July. Pleasant personality, pictures are accurate, she is in her mid to late 30's. Gives a pretty decent firm massage for not having professional training. Pleasant enough to talk with, not necessarily my body type, but I'm sure many would dig the experience. I'd probably return as the massage was pretty good and things were good on the flip, but I didn't care for having to meet up with her at a hotel she works out of. Not my cup of tea at all. If she had a commercial building I think I would consider becoming a regular. I got the distinct impression everything is available but I opted for the standard massage and flip.

Damage 100 plus tip.

Rating 3/5 (I'd rate her 4 out of five if she had her own building).

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ctful/23622453.

Called this one in the past 24 hours. Best I can tell this one is a scam. Set up an appt, drove to the motel (and I hate motels, usually I pass, but I was bored and its really cold). This is the third time I've checked out one of these 14 mile / madison heights deals with hot girls in the pictures and all three times they were no go's. Here is what happened this time; using a burner phone, standard two call system, when I was given the room number (the door opened out to the parking lot) I parked my car so that I could see the door, but so that my car wasn't too visible. Since I got burned the last two times at this same hotel (different numbers / girls though) instead of going up to the door and knocking I just sat and waited for her to call me back, which she did, and she was pissed asking me why I wasn't at the door yet. So I lie and say I am in front of the door and tell her to go ahead an open it. She doesn't believe me, but the door to her room opens and a big AA dude is standing there on the inside looking out at the parking lot wondering where I am. Exactly why I had taken precautions.

I called her back and laughed at her, and she threatened to come after me blah blah blah wanting the fee for being a no show, but I told her go ahead and try. I drove down the road and tossed the burner phone in a garbage can.

I'm convinced nearly all of the 14 mile and dequindre adds are almost all scams. I had a couple that were legit two years ago, and that was about it. Lately they are all very sketchy like the almost disaster I just avoided.

[RainMan2017]

This is a bit exaggerated and just so you guys out there know. Vivian is 60 years old.

Parchment paper skin, everything saggy and white pubes. Please. Just say No.

[HiRoller]

Seems like an utter waste of money. Especially since she doesn't do T / L or anything whatsoever, just a bit of roaming nothing more.

I need a glossary here, What does T / L mean? And what does "getting me to the reverse" mean?

[DarkSideOfMe]

This is a bit exaggerated and just so you guys out there know. Vivian is 60 years old.

Turn back the clock of time! Seen her a few times, my self!(LOL) drk.

[HeeJung47]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3388/25326411 Went to Relax a couple times in the last couple weeks. Saw Vivian both times. Mid 40's, not bad, beautiful tits, small nipples, very playful. Had me strip down and lay on table. Started with medium pressure massage then started teasing. She had me flip, once over I went to lift up her top. She said no, I do. So she stood there and yanked her top off and bra exposing those beautiful tits. So she starts playing with me then proceeds to drop her nipple in my mouth! Nice! So she keeps playing with me so I go to pull her sweatpants down to her knees and she helps me! Hell yeah. I start playing with her pussy and teasing it and she starts getting really excited. Next thing I do is put my thumb in her box and she goes nuts. She cums maybe 3-4 times and starts leaning on the table cause she can't hold herself up. I told her to lay down and I got up. I pull her pants the rest of the way off and have her lay down. She laid there catching her breath, while I started rubbing her more. She could hardly sit up but was enjoying it so much she didn't want me to stop! After about 15 minutes she was soaked and I was just standing over her rubbing her tits and clit. Wow, I was ready to explode. She had me lay back down and it didn't take long until I erupted. $70. For the house and $60 for her. Well worth it.

This is a bit exaggerated and just so you guys out there know. Vivian is 60 years old.

[RamButt]

Any other description to set her apart from any others, I want to try both Vivian and someone else to TOFTT and review. I'd like to know since there have been multiple reports that sound like the same person with different names.

I have only know her (vivian) to go by vivian. Have only seen her.

[SingDong99]

Lucy is working (she was at longevity fired for doing HE's) she now works for asian massage. It's located on milford road between the tow of Milford and M-59.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-area/27755676

Went to see her today good massage, teasing and HJ 60 plus tip. No roaming above the waist, 35 to 40 nice body

I went to this place the day they opened, lots of teasing but DIY ending. Today, after seeing this review I called and asked for an appointment with Lucy. When I got there, turns out the girl I had the first time was Lucy.

Lots of teasing this time, and on the flip STILL would not do the HJ even though I, a) tipped her well last time. 3, and b) told her I remembered her from a former massage parlor and gave her the name.

ALSO, I highly suspect there is a camera in the ceiling tile vent in the corner of the room. She kept looking up at it once I was uncovered after the flip, and even repositioned herself between me and the camera with a weird towel placement meant to obscure the view.

Lastly, there's a new sign in the rooms stating you have to wear underwear and warning against solicitation. I didn't wear underwear and nothing was mentioned.

I won't be back. Massage was good but I'm not dealing with cameras or DIY finish.

[Marvel1]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3388/25326411 Went to Relax a couple times in the last couple weeks. Saw Vivian both times. Mid 40's, not bad, beautiful tits, small nipples, very playful. Had me strip down and lay on table. Started with medium pressure massage then started teasing. She had me flip, once over I went to lift up her top. She said no, I do. So she stood there and yanked her top off and bra exposing those beautiful tits. So she starts playing with me then proceeds to drop her nipple in my mouth! Nice! So she keeps playing with me so I go to pull her sweatpants down to her knees and she helps me! Hell yeah. I start playing with her pussy and teasing it and she starts getting really excited. Next thing I do is put my thumb in her box and she goes nuts. She cums maybe 3-4 times and starts leaning on the table cause she can't hold herself up. I told her to lay down and I got up. I pull her pants the rest of the way off and have her lay down. She laid there catching her breath, while I started rubbing her more. She could hardly sit up but was enjoying it so much she didn't want me to stop! After about 15 minutes she was soaked and I was just standing over her rubbing her tits and clit. Wow, I was ready to explode. She had me lay back down and it didn't take long until I erupted. $70. For the house and $60 for her. Well worth it.

Any other description to set her apart from any others, I want to try both Vivian and someone else to TOFTT and review. I'd like to know since there have been multiple reports that sound like the same person with different names.

[ChaserX]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3388/25326411 Went to Relax a couple times in the last couple weeks. Saw Vivian both times. Mid 40's, not bad, beautiful tits, small nipples, very playful. Had me strip down and lay on table. Started with medium pressure massage then started teasing. She had me flip, once over I went to lift up her top. She said no, I do. So she stood there and yanked her top off and bra exposing those beautiful tits. So she starts playing with me then proceeds to drop her nipple in my mouth! Nice! So she keeps playing with me so I go to pull her sweatpants down to her knees and she helps me! Hell yeah. I start playing with her pussy and teasing it and she starts getting really excited. Next thing I do is put my thumb in her box and she goes nuts. She cums maybe 3-4 times and starts leaning on the table cause she can't hold herself up. I told her to lay down and I got up. I pull her pants the rest of the way off and have her lay down. She laid there catching her breath, while I started rubbing her more. She could hardly sit up but was enjoying it so much she didn't want me to stop! After about 15 minutes she was soaked and I was just standing over her rubbing her tits and clit. Wow, I was ready to explode. She had me lay back down and it didn't take long until I erupted. $70. For the house and $60 for her. Well worth it.

Last time I went to this place they had two mongers on tables, told me to wait there for 25 minutes and wanted the money up front. I was on my way out, no way I'm waiting and paying early. On my way out another monger was on his way in. I won't go back unless it's either early in the morning or late at night, they are horrible at booking.

[RamButt]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3388/25326411 Went to Relax a couple times in the last couple weeks. Saw Vivian both times. Mid 40's, not bad, beautiful tits, small nipples, very playful. Had me strip down and lay on table. Started with medium pressure massage then started teasing. She had me flip, once over I went to lift up her top. She said no, I do. So she stood there and yanked her top off and bra exposing those beautiful tits. So she starts playing with me then proceeds to drop her nipple in my mouth! Nice! So she keeps playing with me so I go to pull her sweatpants down to her knees and she helps me! Hell yeah. I start playing with her pussy and teasing it and she starts getting really excited. Next thing I do is put my thumb in her box and she goes nuts. She cums maybe 3-4 times and starts leaning on the table cause she can't hold herself up. I told her to lay down and I got up. I pull her pants the rest of the way off and have her lay down. She laid there catching her breath, while I started rubbing her more. She could hardly sit up but was enjoying it so much she didn't want me to stop! After about 15 minutes she was soaked and I was just standing over her rubbing her tits and clit. Wow, I was ready to explode. She had me lay back down and it didn't take long until I erupted. $70. For the house and $60 for her. Well worth it.