Massage Parlor Reports

**JohnQP313** · 01-04-17 11:48

Originally Posted by TugHunter [View Original Post]

No one is going to hand you an utr GFE dime that's doing this for free, cause they don't exist. And if I had one I sure wouldn't post it in an open forum.

That's because you're a selfish prick! (Hopefully you catch the sarcasm...)

Honestly read the forum and experience some things on your own. All of us on the forum have gathered information from the vets and have hopefully provided information as well. I'll be the first to admit that I've stumbled upon some gems and have REFUSED to report on because they are so rare, hence the term gem!

Stay safe,

JQP.

**ATeal77** · 01-04-17 10:19

I've tried to contact last week with no luck. If anyone has any luck please let me know either hear or PM.

Originally Posted by Nyybry [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-24-7/28086097

**TugHunter** · 01-04-17 09:33

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

The reviews for Ferndale have been accurate and consistent. Look'them up. 8 posts, all questions and not a single report. It's your turn bud.

Sometimes you have to TOFTT. There's 2 AMP's in Ferndale that I'm aware of, each offers it's own version of satisfaction. I'm aware of an apartment Nuru and a massage therapist out of her house that also offer satisfactory endings. All are within 1 mile of 9 and Woodward. I have no doubt there's others, I just haven't found them or tried them.

I was the new guy not too long ago so I understand asking for a heads up. But taking a couple risks and spending some money to find what you're looking for is part of the game. No one is going to hand you an utr GFE dime that's doing this for free, cause they don't exist. And if I had one I sure wouldn't post it in an open forum.

**Averily** · 01-04-17 06:19

Originally Posted by LohnDog [View Original Post]

Is this the place to go in ferndale? Just moved here.

The reviews for Ferndale have been accurate and consistent. Look'them up. 8 posts, all questions and not a single report. It's your turn bud.

**All Seven Days** · 01-04-17 02:01

Originally Posted by SocialAveng313 [View Original Post]

Sent her a text today but didn't hear back.

Circulating pics. Old.

**SocialAveng313** · 01-04-17 00:13

Originally Posted by Nyybry [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-24-7/28086097

Sent her a text today but didn't hear back.

**Nyybry** · 01-04-17 00:11

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-24-7/28086097

**LohnDog** · 01-03-17 20:05

Originally Posted by Averily [View Original Post]

Works out of Saigon Nail spa in Ferndale. Number 7 in Bfinch's first report. See also Batman below.

Is this the place to go in ferndale? Just moved here.

**Cbig82** · 01-03-17 18:03

Originally Posted by TugHunter [View Original Post]

Brownstone at 59 and airport rd. Mamasan is very friendly, facilities are newer and nice. Parking in back and discrete entrance away from the street. Lisa's offerings vary depending on her mood but I have always had a good time. Once she wanted me to pound her through the table, another time she cut the mish short and preferred to go back to bb69 til the end. I won't complain because she is enthusiastic if you let her lead. Other girls work there, but I've only spent time with Lisa. Don't expect a massage, after the TS and sauna she takes you to the room and gets right to why you're there. Count your change however- I gave mamasan a Benjamin for the hour and received 5 instead of 20 back. Mama said oops but made it right. Worth an hour of your time to give it a try, I've always enjoyed that part of town.

Excellent report!! I'm going to be visiting that place soon. How much did you tip Lisa? Or what's the total cost you paid all together?. Also, does the back entrance has a doorbell? Or just walk in the back entrance?

**BigBill95** · 01-03-17 11:30

Photos are being used for escort adds from Prague to southern California. Guessing you're not going to really see the person that's in the photo.

Originally Posted by TheDee [View Original Post]

I was thinking about setting something up with this provider, but I don't think I've seen that anyone has said anything about her. I'm planning on trying tomorrow and I'll let you know how it goes, but if anyone has seen her I'd appreciate some info. Thanks.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...for-u/26625876

**TugHunter** · 01-03-17 10:46

Originally Posted by Tiger0033 [View Original Post]

I've been to M1, sun spa in Waterford, silver spa in Dearborn. Looking for a place just like them. Any suggestions? Massages I've had sucked and providers were ok. I want to have a blast this time.

Brownstone at 59 and airport rd. Mamasan is very friendly, facilities are newer and nice. Parking in back and discrete entrance away from the street. Lisa's offerings vary depending on her mood but I have always had a good time. Once she wanted me to pound her through the table, another time she cut the mish short and preferred to go back to bb69 til the end. I won't complain because she is enthusiastic if you let her lead. Other girls work there, but I've only spent time with Lisa. Don't expect a massage, after the TS and sauna she takes you to the room and gets right to why you're there. Count your change however- I gave mamasan a Benjamin for the hour and received 5 instead of 20 back. Mama said oops but made it right. Worth an hour of your time to give it a try, I've always enjoyed that part of town.

**DarkSideOfMe** · 01-03-17 09:28

Originally Posted by Nonoh [View Original Post]

Wrong girl. Naomi is in school and started over the summer. Never at 696 and Woodward.

Thnks, little Brother was going to ask, doing my homework for my "Car show" weekend. Great report, most of them seem to be waste of money, time, so now I have to find the "good ones"! Ann's girls seem to be the best bet you gave out, always good for me. (older) But, dump, and go! Thnks drk PMs.

**Averily** · 01-03-17 08:23

Works out of Saigon Nail spa in Ferndale. Number 7 in Bfinch's first report. See also Batman below.

Originally Posted by JohnDoe2017 [View Original Post]

Who is Tiffany in Ferndale?

**John Doe 2017** · 01-02-17 22:09

Who is Tiffany in Ferndale?

Originally Posted by RainMan2017 [View Original Post]

You might want to pm VanLopez / Det Tigers Fan / John Doe 2017 to get a regular's input. I believe it will be positive.

**Nonoh** · 01-02-17 21:14

Wrong girl. Naomi is in school and started over the summer. Never at 696 and Woodward.

Originally Posted by ThrowAwayy [View Original Post]

Here are my comments on all of the following. Take them for what their worth:

1. Anna's girls in MH: http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...angie/14428141.

Hit or miss because they always change. They're a safe route to go in general if you don't want trouble.

2. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...47200/24507980.

Absolutely Not the girl in the pic. She's more like a fat unkept black chic. She's very bad at responding to texts and lied to me about how long she would take to arrive, wasting a lot of my time.

3. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...t-way/21361688.

On Stephenson near 14 Mile. She has very Nice hooters O. O. A smoker and is uglier in person than the pics, which aren't her. She also has an unattractive personality. She's either in & out of MI often or she's in & out of posting ads. Not bad if you can get over the personality. Had FS with her. It was a year and a half ago though.

4. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nrush/22818046.

On Stephenson near 14 Mile. When I first started the hobby I fell for this trap. I saw a girl who looked NOTHING like the girl in the ad. She was horribly ugly and underwhelming and I couldn't bear to stay. LOL looking bad it's kind of funny.

5. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-6208/24829555.

By Oakland Mall. Used to go here often. Reviewed them a long time ago and they actually threatened to make my phone number public unless I took off the review. WTF. Now I have another number, so screw them. At this place, I've ranged from only HE's to full out BBFS, but I think I was the only person allowed to go that far with one of the girls, as she really had a thing for me.

6. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...osted/24274953.

I saw Naomi a long time ago when she was at 696 & Woodward. It was DIY. She was also trying to upcharge before I started. I wasn't having it and she tried to make me pay her for her time even though we didn't even start and she made me wait an extra 20 minutes in my car. I laughed in her face and walked out.

7. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...e-spa/20129149.

A crappier version of Sophia Spa. They'll get the job done, but they're older, uglier, and not as fun.

8. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ssage/18229195.

A great parlor. Gets the job well done. HE's offered if you're not an idiot and oftentimes a lot of OTC roaming and sometimes UTC roaming. Prettiest girls here that do the job IMO.

9. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-youn/24953279.

Decent looking older ladies in my experience. Usually you can get up to FS from 180-220 out the door. They have a really updated place with a pretty nice table shower. Just take your wallet and keys with you. A long time ago I read priceless advice from another monger who puts them in a sandwich bag and takes them with him when he gets a table shower so they don't go through his belongings.

10. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ready/23045366.

Kendall on M59 & M53: Dear. God. No. She's disgusting, smells, and when I saw her she had a huge red gash on her chest. WTF? And stop posting all the time, will you?!

11. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ments/24932183.

SW corner of 11 & Mound. Suspicious to me. Kristy Just Might be LEO (someone can TOFFT, I won't). Or she's just a sonuva beya. She led me far and wasted my time for nothing.

12. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-1169/11508657.

Not bad looking girls, a little bit overweight, but are very freaky and friendly and if you're good to them, they will show you a fun time. I had full access to everything with them. The brunette was gushing like a waterfall so that was really fun!

13. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rning/13113149.

15 & Schoennher a long time ago. Alllll business over here. Shelly (I believe that is her name) does her thing and makes you leave. Done and Done. Not pleasant company either.

14. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...hands/20853641.

This person isn't legit whatsoever. She / He will lead you to a place that doesn't even have facilities for a massage. It's a thoroughly complete waste of time.

15. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...esign/24029769.

Grosse Pointe new massage place. I've noticed reviews have said you get nothing here. I will only say that I've gotten stuff here from one person and she even wants to come over my place for FS (or I would go to hers), but it's only because she's attracted to me. I'm sorry, but I won't say who it is, so don't waste your PM's on me asking unless you want me to block you.

16. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ls-mi/19124940.

DIY. Overpriced. Okay looking ladies.

17. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...oy-mi/10680344.

In my experience, ugly ladies and it's DIY. I tried again when she said "next time I'll take care of you" and it was DIY again. Also overpriced and a waste of time.

18. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ation/24466654.

Pretty girls here and good price. Mostly DIY but some will make you happy and let you explore them. YMMV.

19. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ll-rd/10494532.

No extras. Just massage.

20. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...36390/24943030.

I saw her a while back and Tierra is just ok. Decent pricing, but No massage skills whatsoever. Don't go to her if you have a bad back LOL. Not really sure what she's got going on in her life. I suppose she thinks she can get into a relationship with someone by doing this or something.

21. http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-hour/22647884.

Nasty disgusting ugly overpriced Jewish woman in an Oak Park appt.

Enjoy!