Massage Parlor Reports

**StlMassageGuy** · 01-01-17 00:07

Originally Posted by QueNine [View Original Post]

As we know, it is always YMMV. I'm not accusing you or anyone else on here of this but here are some things to think about. These ladies see guys all day long. Some attractive and some disgusting fucking slobs that get short of breath walking from their car to the AMP entrance. They aren't going to give everyone a hand job. Even the ones that seem to enjoy doing so.

I'm no 10 but I am younger with above average looks. I'm thin and in shape and wear a suit and tie to work. When I go in I look professional. I've literally seen guys walk into these places with ratty shorts, sweat filled shirts and Smoking cigarettes out front. Gee. You think the ladies ate like, I fucking want to give that sexy beast a hand job?

I sure as Fuck don't always win. I recently went to see the Asian girl by SLU. Yes I know. Bad reviews but I am a sucker for Asians and I wanted to see for myself. This is the girl that use to be associated with the Ian character. This was one of the worst experiences of my massage / hobby career. At one point I slid my hand to caress her leg and she jumped back like I was burning her with a blowtorch. When she gave the hand job she put on a latex glove and looked at the ceiling til I was complete.

Moral of the story: We can't be attractive to everyone. AMP's aren't a guarantee. It's a gamble. These aren't Hookers that will Fuck anyone.

I completely agree with you. I was just sharing recent visit information hoping it will help. Happy New Year Everyone!

**QueNine** · 12-31-16 12:17

Originally Posted by StlMassageGuy [View Original Post]

All I have to say is, do not waste your time or money on this place. Nothing going on there but bait and switch Asian massage.

As we know, it is always YMMV. I'm not accusing you or anyone else on here of this but here are some things to think about. These ladies see guys all day long. Some attractive and some disgusting fucking slobs that get short of breath walking from their car to the AMP entrance. They aren't going to give everyone a hand job. Even the ones that seem to enjoy doing so.

I'm no 10 but I am younger with above average looks. I'm thin and in shape and wear a suit and tie to work. When I go in I look professional. I've literally seen guys walk into these places with ratty shorts, sweat filled shirts and Smoking cigarettes out front. Gee. You think the ladies ate like, I fucking want to give that sexy beast a hand job?

I sure as Fuck don't always win. I recently went to see the Asian girl by SLU. Yes I know. Bad reviews but I am a sucker for Asians and I wanted to see for myself. This is the girl that use to be associated with the Ian character. This was one of the worst experiences of my massage / hobby career. At one point I slid my hand to caress her leg and she jumped back like I was burning her with a blowtorch. When she gave the hand job she put on a latex glove and looked at the ceiling til I was complete.

Moral of the story: We can't be attractive to everyone. AMP's aren't a guarantee. It's a gamble. These aren't Hookers that will Fuck anyone.

**Stl69** · 12-31-16 11:53

Originally Posted by Jerald800 [View Original Post]

Just started coming here after so many bad experiences around town. Safe location, clean building. Seen both Vicky and Mia and both are good but Vicky is more sensual and I prefer thinner girls. Mia is good just not my preference. Will be coming back to BodyWorks as my preferred place. Highly recommended.

Wow, all four of your first reports on the same girl and in less than thirty minutes.

**Olman** · 12-31-16 00:51

Originally Posted by An349 [View Original Post]

What was the age and body type? The ad also says "full package", which sounds like FS. Has anyone tried?

Age about 30. Attractive 5'3" curvy body C cup. Name was Amy.

**LknAss** · 12-30-16 21:15

Originally Posted by MeatHammer [View Original Post]

I don't always jack off in front of 50 year old asisan women, but when I do I do it here.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1588/23208647

Solid doors. Drywall. $50. Been going here for years. Have seen the line up. Even the young girl that works the desk. She was the worst. Always the same other wise. Good asisan style massage with a DIY encouragement.

I Agree 100%. The young girl looks good, but is the least skilled at massage. The other girls have fantastic massage skills and are consistent. Been there many times. Could be better if not DIY, but that is probably why they are still around. Remember the other location on Manchester in Ballwin a few years ago? It was good, but did not last long.

**MeatHammer** · 12-30-16 16:56

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...n-stl/23380874

Yes please. I'll take Amore. The best I've seen in the STL for what it is. If your looking for a great massage and HJ. This is the place. Great location off 40 and big bend. The set up is top notch. Heat was on and it was toasty. Table was padded and clean. It's a fresh build out. Walls painted nice with clean new carpet. Good music and everything you need after. I didn't ask about a shower. The lotion had a minting smell, but it didn't follow me back to work. A+ on set up.

Scheduling was easy and done trough text. There is one person it seems that handles the schedule. She got me in 2 hours after I requested an appointment. Price point is not for everyone. You cheap bastards. You get what you pay for. You'll have to ask depending on what your looking for hhr, hr, nude, MT is available. A+ on scheduling. Price is a B+, but I'll always pay if it's what I want.

Amore was a sexy Latino girl. Her pictures are real. That ass is the BEST I've seen out there. Her nipples were better then erasers. Her body is solid and as advertised. The massage was the best I've had in this game. She took her time. No rush. I received the full hour. The finish has fantastic she knows what she is doing. I will be back very soon. A+ on looks, skills, and atttiude.

I highly recommend trying this place out. If this was my first post it would sound like a self review. This place is exactly what I have been looking for since I started this game. Great massage, smoking hot girl, great attitude, warm clean room that feels like your in a professional office. Take a look at my other post. They are brutally honest. Don't ruin this girl by being a push creep just take it for what it is. Happy New Year and happy hunting. Don't PM asking if extras are available. You have my report here. I was not offered and I didn't ask.

**MeatHammer** · 12-30-16 16:38

I don't always jack off in front of 50 year old asisan women, but when I do I do it here.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-1588/23208647

Solid doors. Drywall. $50. Been going here for years. Have seen the line up. Even the young girl that works the desk. She was the worst. Always the same other wise. Good asisan style massage with a DIY encouragement.

**MeatHammer** · 12-30-16 16:35

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...sweet/22465634

She was my go to for a while. Price point is high $160 I think. Pictures are fake but close. Brest are smaller and ass is not as phat. But that ass is an A+ In person. Massage is very sensual. Finish is good to. I think she was moving in or out. Cause there were boxes everywhere and the massage room was cluttered.

She is very pretty and sweet. No extras to be had. It's worth a visit to see what's up. I nice normal gal.

**MeatHammer** · 12-30-16 16:30

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...lable/21539278

I have seen her about 6 times. Twice in edwardsville. Price point is the same as GND since she is a former employee. Same service. I like her because she has a good body. I like to smack her ass and she likes it smacked. Massage is so so but her sexyness makes up for it. Her place is clean. Her skills are average but she likes to look in the mirror at herself while playing.

It's a 45 min one way trip for me. I really have to be in the mood and the schedule right for me to go.

Don't PM asking if extra are available. She has never offered and I'm not asking. If you are in Ill it's worth the trip.

**MeatHammer** · 12-30-16 16:24

Okay guys. I've been active but not posting so let's get them in for the new year. I saw Sara from GND before the Christmas break. I'm only posting because things changed. I wasn't offered the $200 upgrade for nude, no ear licking or finger sucking. Not that I can blame her. LOL how many hands do you have to lick before you get sick. The tease was almost none. The finish was nice, done standing on the table with back to me for a nice view. Her body has change as well since she has started. She is getting bigger and breast are not as firm.

All in All Price point is good, at the least you know what your getting. She has also moved directly off olive. Safe.

**LongNeckWill** · 12-30-16 10:45

Originally Posted by PilotPete [View Original Post]

I will be the first to admit that different ladies turn me on (or off) based on a number of factors but great technique to finish the session can redeem a lot of faults. I know that to many (most?) a hot looking lady is a high priority and mutual touch is important.

I was reminded the other day that an otherwise unremarkable session can escalate to fantastic when the lady is skilled and truly interested in delivering a slow starting, enduring, ever-building finish that leaves me floating above the table. I am talking about the kind of skill that rivals an excellent BJ. Unfortunately, most body rub providers don't do any better job jerkin the gherkin than I can do myself.

I travel a lot so enjoy the benefit of visiting some of the hall-of-cum greats, but am still looking for that here in STL. So who do you think does that best?

For the purposes of this question, looks, & therapeutic massage skills are not applicable. Who are some ladies, in your opinion have truly excellent HJ skills?

I'll just leave this here. Best hands down.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...asure/17030265

**LongNeckWill** · 12-30-16 10:14

Originally Posted by Kurby [View Original Post]

Any good looking reliable black girls in the area or any of the massage parlors?

You should try Layla she's definitely worth taking a plunge.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...asure/17030265

**An349** · 12-30-16 08:19

Originally Posted by Olman [View Original Post]

The 312 code works. A couple of girls work out of a nice condo in Chesterfield. You leave your shoes at the door and when I left there was another pair of shoes there. I wasn't offered the shower or 69 but didn't ask. Massage was light finger with a lot of teasing and reaching under interspersed with body to body. I directed her hand to the butt crack and got a good prostate massage. I thought she was going make me cum before the flip, so I flipped myself. Nice kissing, but not even LFk let alone DFK as in the ad. Nice tits to suck on and was surprised to find them lactating. She said in her broken English " You like mulk". As she started HJ I asked for oral but was disappointed when she put a condom on. At my age CBJ usually doesn't get me off, but she was good and with all the build up it was great. She cleaned me up and and put her clothes back on. I said we still had time left in the hour, so she gave me a nice facial and arm massage.

What was the age and body type? The ad also says "full package", which sounds like FS. Has anyone tried?

**Olman** · 12-30-16 07:33

Originally Posted by Dedave [View Original Post]

Anyone try this gal yet?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-9344/22911209

2 different area codes but same number??

The 312 code works. A couple of girls work out of a nice condo in Chesterfield. You leave your shoes at the door and when I left there was another pair of shoes there. I wasn't offered the shower or 69 but didn't ask. Massage was light finger with a lot of teasing and reaching under interspersed with body to body. I directed her hand to the butt crack and got a good prostate massage. I thought she was going make me cum before the flip, so I flipped myself. Nice kissing, but not even LFk let alone DFK as in the ad. Nice tits to suck on and was surprised to find them lactating. She said in her broken English " You like mulk". As she started HJ I asked for oral but was disappointed when she put a condom on. At my age CBJ usually doesn't get me off, but she was good and with all the build up it was great. She cleaned me up and and put her clothes back on. I said we still had time left in the hour, so she gave me a nice facial and arm massage.

**StlMassageGuy** · 12-30-16 00:56

Originally Posted by QueNine [View Original Post]

Took a drive over there last week. It's a nice, clean place. I do not know what the girls name was that took me back to the room but I will say that she was immensely better looking than the half retarded girls at most other AMP's in this town. The massage was good. Lot of teasing. She let my hands roam her legs while I was on my stomach. On the flip I didn't even have to ask. She knew damn well what she was going to do. She also was not wearing a bra. Let my hands pull her shirt up but when I tried to suck on her nipples she said no. She did let me rub them though. She finished me like a champ. Milking every single last drop. Cleaned me up like a GF would. Very thorough and gentle. Will definitely be going back.

All I have to say is, do not waste your time or money on this place. Nothing going on there but bait and switch Asian massage.