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**Laffing** · 01-01-17 21:25

Originally Posted by Milwpussyhound [View Original Post]

Here is an exact map you can use.

https://pfistner.wordpress.com/treasure-maps/

The treasure chest is where all the street walkers hang out at. Oh yeah I forgot, make sure you dress like a pirate and bring a shovel. Don't get lost and get that booty!

Pun intended!

**MilwPussyHound** · 01-01-17 18:56

Originally Posted by Phoenix5 [View Original Post]

If anyone wants to send me a map with markings or very descriptive street locations / imagery of where to find SWs, it would be much appreciated.

Do you guys literally just drive straight on Greenfield / Lisbon etc or are there "loops" where you turn and stuff? I went back 300 pages back to 06 and found nothing really that was dumbed down on how to pick up SWs.

Here is an exact map you can use.

https://pfistner.wordpress.com/treasure-maps/

The treasure chest is where all the street walkers hang out at. Oh yeah I forgot, make sure you dress like a pirate and bring a shovel. Don't get lost and get that booty!

**Member #6005** · 01-01-17 18:10

Originally Posted by Phoenix5 [View Original Post]

If anyone wants to send me a map with markings or very descriptive street locations / imagery of where to find SWs, it would be much appreciated.

Do you guys literally just drive straight on Greenfield / Lisbon etc or are there "loops" where you turn and stuff? I went back 300 pages back to 06 and found nothing really that was dumbed down on how to pick up SWs.

Bored? Yeah, fuck, we do some weird ass shit to keep the monkey happy.

**Member #5496** · 01-01-17 04:33

If anyone wants to send me a map with markings or very descriptive street locations / imagery of where to find SWs, it would be much appreciated.

Do you guys literally just drive straight on Greenfield / Lisbon etc or are there "loops" where you turn and stuff? I went back 300 pages back to 06 and found nothing really that was dumbed down on how to pick up SWs.

**DaveDream** · 01-01-17 00:35

Maybe I should change my name. DavesDick? DoggyDave? No more dreams, instead I'll have to write about the one time I bent both of Kirby's legs back so both her knees were by her left and right ears as I fucked her slow and deep with my 8" cock. Or how I got leather dick when I wanted to fuck Leah doggystyle because she reminded me of one of my daughters friend. Or how Cuban Barbie and I were doing 69 and I busted a nut in her mouth in less than 15 seconds which pissed her off big time. With that said. I think I'll lay down and close my eyes and make Willow appear. Happy New Year.

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

I always thought this was a song by Mama Cass of the Mamas and the Papas. Turns out a shit load of people did it before her like Ella Fitzgerald and Doris Day (really?) and now Michael Booblay (yes, it's the phonetic spelling of his name). Anyway the reason I'm writing this is that some people start their reports of "I had a dream of. " Destiny, Taritha, Blaze, Coochie's Ass, or whatever. Now maybe it feels like they're providing a layer of plausible deniability for their provider. Or who knows what. For whatever reason, it annoys the hell out of me.

I mean, really, there's nothing wrong with it, but I'd rather read a report that says "I fucked Gloria up the ass in front of her mother, then had Denise (her mom) clean me off. She then felched my cum out of her daughter's stretched out, gaping brown eye, then I kissed both of them deeply", rather than "I had a dream of Gloria and her mother, etc. ".

As our moderator pointed out, no one has ever been busted off this website. Even when pics are used, a provider could say they were taken against her will, or not to her knowledge, and that the poster put them up without permission.

To be fair, some people can't stand my posts either. A few years back, someone adopted the nick "Fluffball" and flamed the shit out of me in PMs. I dreamt the asshole's dick got inflamed with methecillin resistant gonorrhea and it fell off in front of his mother on her deathbed. Ah! But, it was only a dream.

Anyway, Happy New Year to everyone, regardless of your writing style. Keep fucking the Women Hard On Roadsides Everywhere, Safely.

Coochie (WTF, Does he think he's Hemingway for fuck's sake?) Eater.

Happy New Year and God Bless You All.

**HuntingStreets** · 01-01-17 00:13

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

I always thought this was a song by Mama Cass of the Mamas and the Papas. Turns out a shit load of people did it before her like Ella Fitzgerald and Doris Day (really?) and now Michael Booblay (yes, it's the phonetic spelling of his name). Anyway the reason I'm writing this is that some people start their reports of "I had a dream of. " Destiny, Taritha, Blaze, Coochie's Ass, or whatever. Now maybe it feels like they're providing a layer of plausible deniability for their provider. Or who knows what. For whatever reason, it annoys the hell out of me.

I mean, really, there's nothing wrong with it, but I'd rather read a report that says "I fucked Gloria up the ass in front of her mother, then had Denise (her mom) clean me off. She then felched my cum out of her daughter's stretched out, gaping brown eye, then I kissed both of them deeply", rather than "I had a dream of Gloria and her mother, etc. ".

As our moderator pointed out, no one has ever been busted off this website. Even when pics are used, a provider could say they were taken against her will, or not to her knowledge, and that the poster put them up without permission.

To be fair, some people can't stand my posts either. A few years back, someone adopted the nick "Fluffball" and flamed the shit out of me in PMs. I dreamt the asshole's dick got inflamed with methecillin resistant gonorrhea and it fell off in front of his mother on her deathbed. Ah! But, it was only a dream.

Anyway, Happy New Year to everyone, regardless of your writing style. Keep fucking the Women Hard On Roadsides Everywhere, Safely.

Coochie (WTF, Does he think he's Hemingway for fuck's sake?) Eater.

Happy New Year and God Bless You All.

You win the fucking Internet bro.

Ever see the Penn and Teller documentary The Aristocrats? You'd love it. Skip the Coochie for one night and have a good laugh instead.

**Coochie Eater** · 12-31-16 17:40

I always thought this was a song by Mama Cass of the Mamas and the Papas. Turns out a shit load of people did it before her like Ella Fitzgerald and Doris Day (really?) and now Michael Booblay (yes, it's the phonetic spelling of his name). Anyway the reason I'm writing this is that some people start their reports of "I had a dream of. " Destiny, Taritha, Blaze, Coochie's Ass, or whatever. Now maybe it feels like they're providing a layer of plausible deniability for their provider. Or who knows what. For whatever reason, it annoys the hell out of me.

I mean, really, there's nothing wrong with it, but I'd rather read a report that says "I fucked Gloria up the ass in front of her mother, then had Denise (her mom) clean me off. She then felched my cum out of her daughter's stretched out, gaping brown eye, then I kissed both of them deeply", rather than "I had a dream of Gloria and her mother, etc. ".

As our moderator pointed out, no one has ever been busted off this website. Even when pics are used, a provider could say they were taken against her will, or not to her knowledge, and that the poster put them up without permission.

To be fair, some people can't stand my posts either. A few years back, someone adopted the nick "Fluffball" and flamed the shit out of me in PMs. I dreamt the asshole's dick got inflamed with methecillin resistant gonorrhea and it fell off in front of his mother on her deathbed. Ah! But, it was only a dream.

Anyway, Happy New Year to everyone, regardless of your writing style. Keep fucking the Women Hard On Roadsides Everywhere, Safely.

Coochie (WTF, Does he think he's Hemingway for fuck's sake?) Eater.

Happy New Year and God Bless You All.

**Howard5354** · 12-31-16 04:01

Originally Posted by OlderFunGuy [View Original Post]

Was supposed to pick Jameson up at noon today but she had to cancel. As luck would have it, Willow texted me about 10 minutes asking if she could come over. Well hell yes you can. Anyhow, great time as always. Happy New Year and OFG out.

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...illow/17809680

You are hitting that young tight pussy. You are the man OFG.

**OlderFunGuy** · 12-30-16 13:57

Was supposed to pick Jameson up at noon today but she had to cancel. As luck would have it, Willow texted me about 10 minutes asking if she could come over. Well hell yes you can. Anyhow, great time as always. Happy New Year and OFG out.

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/Female...illow/17809680

**Mkejoe** · 12-28-16 18:33

Originally Posted by JohnKat [View Original Post]

According to Kirby, mongers using my name for a referral were both respectful and polite. Having met a number of you in person, this comes as no surprise. What did come as a surprise was the fourteen requests I received for Kirby's contact information from people that never posted. I've done this in past years and there was always one or two guys but never fourteen. Why this many? Are there that many LE out there? Maybe it's a band of religious zealots trying to save Kirby's immortal soul or a cub reporter from Channel six looking to write an expose.

Guys it's not that hard to post. You go see a girl and you tell us about it. Admin has already promised eternal damnation to anyone criticizing a new poster. If anyone can think of a good reason to give out contact info to someone that has never posted, I would like to hear about it.

Thanks again JohnKat, I agree if someone gives you the number of a utr, especially one as hot and nice as her and all you ask for is a review in return, it's the least I could do.

**MotorCity77** · 12-28-16 13:31

Originally Posted by JohnKat [View Original Post]

According to Kirby, mongers using my name for a referral were both respectful and polite. Having met a number of you in person, this comes as no surprise. What did come as a surprise was the fourteen requests I received for Kirby's contact information from people that never posted. I've done this in past years and there was always one or two guys but never fourteen. Why this many? Are there that many LE out there? Maybe it's a band of religious zealots trying to save Kirby's immortal soul or a cub reporter from Channel six looking to write an expose.

Guys it's not that hard to post. You go see a girl and you tell us about it. Admin has already promised eternal damnation to anyone criticizing a new poster. If anyone can think of a good reason to give out contact info to someone that has never posted, I would like to hear about it.

Yes, thanks for the hookup JohnKat. I had several PMs after my post, but only one of those posted after visiting Kirby. I assume others didn't I guess. I will admit I don't post after every massage, escort, or BP visit but in this case JohnKat provided info on this UTR so at a minimum I felt it was necessary to return favor by posting.

**Billsmelco** · 12-28-16 09:17

Originally Posted by JohnKat [View Original Post]

According to Kirby, mongers using my name for a referral were both respectful and polite. Having met a number of you in person, this comes as no surprise. What did come as a surprise was the fourteen requests I received for Kirby's contact information from people that never posted. I've done this in past years and there was always one or two guys but never fourteen. Why this many? Are there that many LE out there? Maybe it's a band of religious zealots trying to save Kirby's immortal soul or a cub reporter from Channel six looking to write an expose.

Guys it's not that hard to post. You go see a girl and you tell us about it. Admin has already promised eternal damnation to anyone criticizing a new poster. If anyone can think of a good reason to give out contact info to someone that has never posted, I would like to hear about it.

Not sure why so many noobs, but thanks for the contact info, she was a great time!

**JohnKat** · 12-28-16 02:44

According to Kirby, mongers using my name for a referral were both respectful and polite. Having met a number of you in person, this comes as no surprise. What did come as a surprise was the fourteen requests I received for Kirby's contact information from people that never posted. I've done this in past years and there was always one or two guys but never fourteen. Why this many? Are there that many LE out there? Maybe it's a band of religious zealots trying to save Kirby's immortal soul or a cub reporter from Channel six looking to write an expose.

Guys it's not that hard to post. You go see a girl and you tell us about it. Admin has already promised eternal damnation to anyone criticizing a new poster. If anyone can think of a good reason to give out contact info to someone that has never posted, I would like to hear about it.

**LoveSmallPerky** · 12-06-16 11:54

Originally Posted by Billsmelco [View Original Post]

I know this has been discussed before, but what is the deal with this? I have decided that I won't send them. My burner phone doesn't take pics, so it is nearly impossible, even if I wanted to.

Found a local girl and she will not see me until I send a dick pic with three fingers. Says a cop can't send a dick pic, so. I told her that wasn't correct, but she assured me it was.

Another local down the drain. I offered to meet in public, or was up for other ideas.

Anyone else find the same thing? Am I being a prude?

I haven't sent one yet either. I tell them I don't send them and that there are others available. I will also mention that most ads say they won't send any pictures either. If you want to go along with it but not send a real one, look for a similar picture online and download it, crop any letters off and say it is you. Realistically, who knows who is on the other end? It would be bad to get charged with texting that to an underage girl.

**Mkejoe** · 12-06-16 11:41

Originally Posted by Billsmelco [View Original Post]

I know this has been discussed before, but what is the deal with this? I have decided that I won't send them. My burner phone doesn't take pics, so it is nearly impossible, even if I wanted to.I

Found a local girl and she will not see me until I send a dick pic with three fingers. Says a cop can't send a dick pic, so. I told her that wasn't correct, but she assured me it was.

Another local down the drain. I offered to meet in public, or was up for other ideas.

Anyone else find the same thing? Am I being a prude?

I'm with you. I've sent fake ones from the Internet but when they ask for one with fingers I just move on. Not worth it.