Streetwalker Reports

**OldFatUglyGuy** · 12-25-16 11:36

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

Okay, so I like my girls clean and fresh smelling. I've actually dropped some off because of bad breath. I mean, really, is my dick going to notice halitosis? But there you have it.

However.

The thought of a complete stranger sucking my dick when I'm less than fresh excites me. I don't mean I've got a pants full of shit or anything like that, but a day of being sweaty, and the girl having to choke it down makes my knob throb. Of course, with regulars, I'm always clean, but knowing that a girl I swoop has to put up with it or go without pay is a thrill.

So, are you a clean or smelly guy? Is this a turn on for anyone else?

Coochie (stank ass ho-monger) Eater.

God bless us Everyone! Merry Christmas.

Coochie,

I'm with you on this. I like it when the HO-HO-HO goes down and you see that look on her face of discust. Ut she keeps working on you, hoping to get that warm snack to eat. Yeah, a regular I will be clean for, but the nasty ones, oh yeah, down and dirty.

**Coochie Eater** · 12-25-16 06:12

Okay, so I like my girls clean and fresh smelling. I've actually dropped some off because of bad breath. I mean, really, is my dick going to notice halitosis? But there you have it.

However.

The thought of a complete stranger sucking my dick when I'm less than fresh excites me. I don't mean I've got a pants full of shit or anything like that, but a day of being sweaty, and the girl having to choke it down makes my knob throb. Of course, with regulars, I'm always clean, but knowing that a girl I swoop has to put up with it or go without pay is a thrill.

So, are you a clean or smelly guy? Is this a turn on for anyone else?

Coochie (stank ass ho-monger) Eater.

God bless us Everyone! Merry Christmas.

**Robert387** · 12-21-16 14:54

Originally Posted by LuvNitdc5 [View Original Post]

Last week I met a HSW on G. All went very well as reported earlier. However-.

She left a glove that I noticed right away and literally felt bad cause it was so cold. Ohhh well, it's in the trash. But here I am a week later and what do I find under the passenger seat? The other glove! I can laugh about it, no one to hide from or impress in my life. But I want to remind my colleagues to always check the car after meeting. I thought I did a decent job and that would have been a huge bummer for a married dude!

Play safe men!

About a decade ago I did a deal with a SW in Quad Cities. She gets out and I look things over -- no problem. I drive across town to the hotel I was staying at, and as I got out the dome light reflected off of something on the passenger side floor mat: it was a crack pipe! How would one explain that to a spouse the next morning, especially as someone who's never done a single drug. Worse yet, how bad would it have been to be pulled over for a minor violation and then have the cop see the pipe when he shines his flashlight. My defense of "It's not mine but that of a hooker I just let out the car 10 minutes ago" wouldn't have been very compelling! Now I carry and flashlight in the car.

**Power House** · 12-21-16 11:13

Originally Posted by LuvNitdc5 [View Original Post]

Last week I met a HSW on G. All went very well as reported earlier. However-.

She left a glove that I noticed right away and literally felt bad cause it was so cold. Ohhh well, it's in the trash. But here I am a week later and what do I find under the passenger seat? The other glove! I can laugh about it, no one to hide from or impress in my life. But I want to remind my colleagues to always check the car after meeting. I thought I did a decent job and that would have been a huge bummer for a married dude!

Play safe men!

But I never would have looked underneath the seat. Good info. LOL.

**LuvNitdc5** · 12-20-16 16:09

Last week I met a HSW on G. All went very well as reported earlier. However-.

She left a glove that I noticed right away and literally felt bad cause it was so cold. Ohhh well, it's in the trash. But here I am a week later and what do I find under the passenger seat? The other glove! I can laugh about it, no one to hide from or impress in my life. But I want to remind my colleagues to always check the car after meeting. I thought I did a decent job and that would have been a huge bummer for a married dude!

Play safe men!

**Councilor89** · 12-20-16 08:22

Originally Posted by Dolphin19 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to sexy reliable hannah. Always seemed while on southside. After 2 days couldn't go buy w / of running into hannah. She's disappeared. As of 2 months ago she was residing south of 7th Lincoln from North of 22nd greenfield. Always awesome company. Anyone gave info.

She's still around. Generally in the early morning, but with the temps dropping she may not be out as much. I saw her walking about two weeks ago.

**Eagle19** · 12-19-16 03:48

Does anyone know what happened to sexy reliable hannah. Always seemed while on southside. After 2 days couldn't go buy w / of running into hannah. She's disappeared. As of 2 months ago she was residing south of 7th Lincoln from North of 22nd greenfield. Always awesome company. Anyone gave info.

**HuntingStreets** · 12-18-16 18:57

Found Amanda in 3 degree weather in the mid teens on Greenfield about 10 AM. Looked cute from a distance, not so much in the car. Negotiated FS at my safe location for. 4 + tip + McDonalds Breakfast. Driving over she complained about chafing on her thighs from not wearing underwear. Once there she asked if I had any wipes to clean up with. I'm no longer very interested in FS, covered or not. Agree to multiple position oral with facial. Complained about the cold (it's 60 when I'm not there but only takes 15 minutes to warm it to 70. And remember I just picked er up in 4 degree weather.) She didn't want to wait so we started with BBBJ with her bent over on her knees while I'm flat on my back. Stopped BJ 3 minutes in to switch to HJ, complained at 4 minutes that I wasn't done yet, gave an exasperated sigh at 5 minutes when I told her to go down again, and gagged on the first spurt at 6 minutes even though I warned her I was about to cum.

Thin girl, nice B cups, decent ass and legs, heavy baby damage on the undress. What attracted me in the first place was ass length reddish-brown hair. No chance I will ever repeat. Expensive lesson learned.

**HuntingStreets** · 12-18-16 09:02

Had some time, ran around the South Loop last night at the height of the snow. Surprising amount of activity considering the low amount of vehicular traffic Multiple SW's out, lots of mongers (I personally witnessed 4 scoops and some of you need to be a lot more discreet, LOL) AND lots of LEO. Must not have been may accidents to keep them busy, there were 3 different units just kinda cruising Greenfield, Orchard and Scott, which made me super paranoid. Witnessed 3 traffic stops, which seemed to be more nuisance stop type things. Got outscooped on a nice looking tall blonde WSW because I was trying to make sure there was no LEO nearby; saw a TGTBT porcelain doll WSW about 12 30 AM, but had never seen her before and with the LEO presence lost my nerve to scoop her. I'll be watching for her again though.

BTW, the candy store, that had been near 25th and Mitchell, which lead to a nice stream on 25th St and on Greenfield / Orchard in the mid twenties has relocated to Greenfield around 15th, into the same location that got raided a few months back. It appears to girls are under instruction to to leave the house and head back towards the lower 20's as that's where customers are used to finding them so look for an uptick in traffic from 15th to 23rd. The downside is that it is far less discreet than the Mitchell Street location, especially being a previously used location. I also expect an increased LEO presence in the low to mid teens.

**VikingPride** · 12-16-16 09:59

Originally Posted by LuvNitdc5 [View Original Post]

The schedule of a crackhead is as follows: suck dick, get high, nod off. Suck dick, get high, nod off. Suck dick, get high, nod off. And in between that they find some time to eat a little ice cream.

My kind of girl!

I will take this as a good tip and get some neapolitan in the freezer.

LOL. I like your style LN!! Stock that freezer brother! LOL.

**HuntingStreets** · 12-16-16 00:39

Originally Posted by ManInSheboygan [View Original Post]

The whole hanging out on the church corner thing bugs me a bit too. I actually have seen girls walk out the front door and hop right into a passing car. I was wondering if they do some sort of outreach with food, clean needles, rubbers. Things like that. It is just odd they stand there. However another theory. I am not sure off hand what that numbered street is there, but heading north past the gas station has been a hot spot for me. I think I have picked up more girls on that side street than anywhere else near G. Probably a pretty good chance the is a candy shop up there somewhere.

There's 3 candy shops very close by, 2 VERY close. But still. When you've got kids getting dropped off or picked up from school, a crossing guard on one corner and a SW on the other it's small wonder the Church is pissed off and putting pressure on the Alderman and Police Dept. Walking one block West would be so much better.

**LuvNitdc5** · 12-15-16 22:37

The schedule of a crackhead is as follows: suck dick, get high, nod off. Suck dick, get high, nod off. Suck dick, get high, nod off. And in between that they find some time to eat a little ice cream.

My kind of girl!

I will take this as a good tip and get some neapolitan in the freezer.

**ManInSheboygan** · 12-15-16 22:34

Originally Posted by HuntingStreets [View Original Post]

The only thing I don't like is their love affair with the corner by the church, I wish they would move a block or two away.

The whole hanging out on the church corner thing bugs me a bit too. I actually have seen girls walk out the front door and hop right into a passing car. I was wondering if they do some sort of outreach with food, clean needles, rubbers. Things like that. It is just odd they stand there. However another theory. I am not sure off hand what that numbered street is there, but heading north past the gas station has been a hot spot for me. I think I have picked up more girls on that side street than anywhere else near G. Probably a pretty good chance the is a candy shop up there somewhere.

**ManInSheboygan** · 12-15-16 22:27

Originally Posted by LikeHead [View Original Post]

I took a little drive this morning and the only one I saw working was Brenda. She's always a safe bet with good skills, also she is one of the nicest SW'ers I have ever met.

I thought I saw her last night, but I wasn't sure with all the added layers. I saw her on spot near a store around 23 maybe. I literally stared right at her at the stop light, but she never looked up. I turned the corner and parked a couple car lengths up, but someone on the main scooped her right there. Saw a few others I passed on. I was very surprised with the thermometer saying 3 degrees. I swung by the north side too on the way out of town, but there was nothing having.

**ScooterAllCity** · 12-15-16 15:43

Originally Posted by VikingPride [View Original Post]

Nothing like hanging out with a dope fiend all day! The constant nodding off and the sleep. Then they wake up wanting more. The schedule of a crackhead is as follows: suck dick, get high, nod off. Suck dick, get high, nod off. Suck dick, get high, nod off. And in between that they find some time to eat a little ice cream. LOL.

And when you fall asleep you get things stolen out of your house. Not something I will be doing anytime soon.