Strip Club Reports

**Savior Faire** · 12-29-16 17:06

Went to Fantasies Tuesday afternoon. Parking lot was much more crowded than usual. Went inside, lots of customers and at least 5 thin dancers, 4 of them thin and attractive. I don't know if the large number of customers attracts more good-looking dancers, or if the good-looking dancers attracted more customers. It was 2-for-1 lap dance day, had a good time. Don't worry, still plenty of fat ones for those who either like that or get a discount for settling for that.

Then went to Wild Zebra to see if one particular dancer was there, and to verify reports of attractive women. Definitely no attractive women on Tuesday evening. All were fat or really fat. The place also reeks of smoke. They allow dancers to smoke in the dressing room, which I think is illegal and if so really dumb to risk any unwanted attention. Plus it smells awful. Crappy rap music playing so loud the speakers were distorting completed the scene.

Since I was there I did my usual quick check of club Desire. I don't know why I keep paying $7 to confirm that I still won't find what I'm looking for. Yes, it's clean and upscale-ish and the women are much more attractive than the menagerie at WZ, but they're still a bit large. It doesn't matter if there are hotter women upstairs at Lust, I'm not paying for a membership and I'm not interested in fine dining with an allegedly hot chick. One thin attractive woman did approach me and asked about a dance. When I asked about contact she said "You can't touch any of this". So why would I pay you $25 per song?

**Worgent6** · 12-26-16 09:44

Are the clubs observing Christmas Day today or are they open? Don't want to risk a 100+ mile drive for a big disappointment.

**Dirk Ming** · 12-21-16 14:10

Yes, it is little upscale and expensive club, but the girls are better than scores / CD. Lap dances are in private booths with curtains and there is a VIP room with Big TV. Now who the hell wants to watch TV in the VIP room with a dancer on the lap? Dancers are hot - 8's, 9's and some 10's as well. One Spanish dancer offered OTC for $1000/- after a lap dance and gave me her number, but I didn't follow through.

Last time I went there, a beautiful Italian brunette spinner caught my eye. I bought her couple of drinks and she promised me a lot in VIP for $350 for half hour. Like usual I listened to my little head and swiped my credit card against my better judgement. Anyways, nothing happened in the VIP except she was moaning and dry humping cowgirl style over my pants.

Go drink, watch girls, take couple of non-VIP lap dances.

-D.

Originally Posted by RICheeseHead [View Original Post]

Can someone give a review of this place? I'd like to check this out, but it seems a little upscale / expensive.

**CoolKid96** · 12-21-16 11:41

Originally Posted by RICheeseHead [View Original Post]

Can someone give a review of this place? I'd like to check this out, but it seems a little upscale / expensive.

Wonderland is by far the most expensive strip joint in Providence.

SOMETIMES has great looking girls, but they are usually short term imports from Florida, and they did it mostly when they started, and a lot less so now.

Not much privacy there either, so not a great bang for your buck unless you're a sales person with an expense budget.

**RI CheeseHead** · 12-20-16 15:30

Can someone give a review of this place? I'd like to check this out, but it seems a little upscale / expensive.

**LBrad52** · 12-15-16 22:16

Originally Posted by LBrad52 [View Original Post]

Could admin, possibly take over and move this shit to thunderdome? Ty.

No one of them got banned and the other one will be moderated forever.

I'm fucking tired of moving shit like this, I just throw flags now.

A2

Good call.

**Kevinm1** · 12-15-16 13:39