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[EricTheReddit]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-play/27544599

TOFTT. $. 5 For an Hour. Nice enough girl. Girl from pictures albeit from only the flattering angles. I feel bad writing a poor review as she really was nice, prettier face (body is well not on par as pictures don't show her legs) willing to BBBJ, DFK if you can get past the poor teeth. Missionary / Doggy (Covered of course, but I wouldn't ever risk BB w high volume providers). Unfortunately, I'm not sure if I caught her towards the end of a long day, but I just caught such a bad whiff down below that I literally could not continue on. She happily obliged to go back to a BBBJ though which is better than most providers would be willing to do. It may be worth a very quick SS or after a couple of drinks, someone else can chime in if they had a better time. Again, I speak only for myself and my standard for girls, and I hope I'm not denigrating her too much--She does give a great BBBJ.

Thanks for the report, saved me a trip.

I'm pretty open minded but I can't deal with lack of hygiene.

[EricTheReddit]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...freak/27370889

You know, give them a days in advance notice and you know what. Bad communications. Time wasters. Some bad weather. Not my fault.

She talked a good game 24 hrs earlier.

She tried to make it up to come over but after an hour, I told her we both wasted each others time. Shit I had $50 in my pocket to send her away. It was snowing badddd. She wanted $250 outcall. I was willing but Zepp said it best, "Communication Breakdown. ".

Interesting. I like to make appts a day out as well and half the time it's a disaster with these chicks.

I still may take a shot at this one if it happens to work out.

[Jooop]

Stay away this ones bad news.

She been post on this board, but she been away for some time maybe uncle.

[BatlDog]

: detroit. backpage.com/ FemaleEscorts.

She looks hot and was cool on the phone, but still leary since can't find any info.

I have pieced something together about somebody working in that area that makes me suspicious of this ad. I live not far from there so that location appeals to me. I have noticed three different ads of three entirely different women and phone numbers. All of the ads are in the 20 mile / VD area. All of them offer 'triple threat'. When I have called the various numbers, the same woman picks up. She has a raspy voice with a bit of a lackluster attitude. I have always bailed because the voice was a turn off. Then one day I did see a review about a b&s in the area with an older black woman, which confirmed my suspicions. I have just started ignoring any ads that offer triple threat in the 20 M / VD area.

[All Seven Days]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...freak/27370889

You know, give them a days in advance notice and you know what. Bad communications. Time wasters. Some bad weather. Not my fault.

She talked a good game 24 hrs earlier.

She tried to make it up to come over but after an hour, I told her we both wasted each others time. Shit I had $50 in my pocket to send her away. It was snowing badddd. She wanted $250 outcall. I was willing but Zepp said it best, "Communication Breakdown. ".

[Formula382]

Can't believe this one is still around, tons of bad reports on her last I knew, looks like she is using her old pics as well. http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-now/21287785.

Stay away this ones bad news.

[Formula382]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-play/27544599

TOFTT. $. 5 For an Hour. Nice enough girl. Girl from pictures albeit from only the flattering angles. I feel bad writing a poor review as she really was nice, prettier face (body is well not on par as pictures don't show her legs) willing to BBBJ, DFK if you can get past the poor teeth. Missionary / Doggy (Covered of course, but I wouldn't ever risk BB w high volume providers). Unfortunately, I'm not sure if I caught her towards the end of a long day, but I just caught such a bad whiff down below that I literally could not continue on. She happily obliged to go back to a BBBJ though which is better than most providers would be willing to do. It may be worth a very quick SS or after a couple of drinks, someone else can chime in if they had a better time. Again, I speak only for myself and my standard for girls, and I hope I'm not denigrating her too much--She does give a great BBBJ.

Her phone number is linked to her face book. Look her up and get the complete picture.

[Lookingfor69]

Her and her boyfriend kelly are MASSIVE crackhead spam. He twitches and shakes it's really fucked up. If you don't use Crack you will not have a good time.

Thanks for the info. I won't bother when she randomly e-mails me next time. LOL.

[HookerLover]

I seen Kelly a few times she started on craigslist. She started off great but after the last 3 visits never again. The second to last visit she text me. Asking if I wanted to have a threesome I said sure you have a pic of your friend she wanted 120 for the hhr I couldn't do it since it was such short notice. So she said 100 was fine. Her friend was hot. So I got to her small apartment she said they couldn't entertain we had to do it in the car. Which was uncomfortable and cramped. I got a half ass BBBJ and she got out of the car and ran off. Then her friend continued the BJ. After literally 60 sec her friend left and Kelly came back and told me I had to leave there be no charge and to come back tomorrow. So I shrugged it off and I wad like WTF I go to taco bell to order food and find my credit card missing from my wallet so I canceled it immediately.

The next day she asked me to come over and I said sure after I got back my credit card she gives me this story about her friend inviting some drug dealer over and so on. I was like WTF whatever she said she give me hhr for 40 for the bad experience. So I get to her apartment it smell of cat urine and bad. She gave me a okay BJ and Mish and I bounced. She asked if I could drop her off at CVS which I was like fuck it. So I drop her off and she looks to see if I left and I did made a you-turn and park across the street and sure enough she making an exchange of what I don't know. But she didn't even tey to hid it. Was in plain site.

What Kelly are you talking about?? You have a link??

[Unkown1351]

First time poster, give me some slack haha.

Seen Farrah a little while back at her trailer off Michigan Ave. Came to the door with her huge cans hanging out. Not the prettiest but got the job done. Asked her for a ss. Did Russian with me sittinf on the bed. Then went to BBBJ and finished on her monster cans. Damage was 40. If I'm in a pinch again I would repeat.

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...h-age/24509287

[MikeKen]

Does anyone know this one? East side, I think the shores. We've played e-mail tag for a few days. She hasn't coughed up her number yet. But sent quite a few pics.

Her and her boyfriend kelly are MASSIVE crackhead spam. He twitches and shakes it's really fucked up. If you don't use Crack you will not have a good time.

[KrayKray]

http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-play/27544599

TOFTT. $. 5 For an Hour. Nice enough girl. Girl from pictures albeit from only the flattering angles. I feel bad writing a poor review as she really was nice, prettier face (body is well not on par as pictures don't show her legs) willing to BBBJ, DFK if you can get past the poor teeth. Missionary / Doggy (Covered of course, but I wouldn't ever risk BB w high volume providers). Unfortunately, I'm not sure if I caught her towards the end of a long day, but I just caught such a bad whiff down below that I literally could not continue on. She happily obliged to go back to a BBBJ though which is better than most providers would be willing to do. It may be worth a very quick SS or after a couple of drinks, someone else can chime in if they had a better time. Again, I speak only for myself and my standard for girls, and I hope I'm not denigrating her too much--She does give a great BBBJ.

[ILuvThisTown29]

I seen Kelly a few times she started on craigslist. She started off great but after the last 3 visits never again. The second to last visit she text me. Asking if I wanted to have a threesome I said sure you have a pic of your friend she wanted 120 for the hhr I couldn't do it since it was such short notice. So she said 100 was fine. Her friend was hot. So I got to her small apartment she said they couldn't entertain we had to do it in the car. Which was uncomfortable and cramped. I got a half ass BBBJ and she got out of the car and ran off. Then her friend continued the BJ. After literally 60 sec her friend left and Kelly came back and told me I had to leave there be no charge and to come back tomorrow. So I shrugged it off and I wad like WTF I go to taco bell to order food and find my credit card missing from my wallet so I canceled it immediately.

The next day she asked me to come over and I said sure after I got back my credit card she gives me this story about her friend inviting some drug dealer over and so on. I was like WTF whatever she said she give me hhr for 40 for the bad experience. So I get to her apartment it smell of cat urine and bad. She gave me a okay BJ and Mish and I bounced. She asked if I could drop her off at CVS which I was like fuck it. So I drop her off and she looks to see if I left and I did made a you-turn and park across the street and sure enough she making an exchange of what I don't know. But she didn't even tey to hid it. Was in plain site.

[StepAhead]

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[ShadyGt]

Can't believe this one is still around, tons of bad reports on her last I knew, looks like she is using her old pics as well. http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEs...e-now/21287785.