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[Leiterf]

Oh yeah me too! Under 50 bucks would be great. Message me no problem loolololol.

What are you trying to say?

[SlappySalami]

I went to try out Queen's Spa at Chapman and Dale in Garbage Grove. 8540 Chapman. (714) 307-8657. Saw some mixed reviews on crudmaps and thought what the hell, give it a try. I opened the door to walk in, and I was greeted with the WORST odor I've ever smelled. A combination of rotten urine, and 15 year old fish sauce. Just horrible. Red flag #1. There is a glass window with a curtain (what are they trying to hide?) Red flag #2. A weird skeched out Viet chick pulled the curtain behind the glass, and asked for $35 that I pushed under the glass. Oh, I asked her if she had a choice of girls, and she said yes yes blah blah blah. Ok, whatever. I just had 8 beers at Hawaiian Gardens and it was 1130 pm so what the fuck. So I go into the room, and its the same *****. Oh shit. I got a good look at her: pock marked face, flat body, no boobs or ass, and wearing cheap clothes. Ok, whatever. Anyways, to cut to the chase, she gave me a crappy uninspired massage for 18 minutes (I timed it on my phone) then as I initiated the flip. And she said times up! What he fuck?? Are you kidding me? No release, nothing sensual, nothing. Just a total waste of time and money. I said you just gave me 15 minutes! No front massage? I complained and asked for half my $ back. Then she started with a fucking attitude: I have to split money with the boss, blah blah blah. Most customers tip me $40, etc etc. I gave her $20 just to shut her the fuck up. Worst attitude EVER. I mean, if the massage was good, and at least 25 minutes, I would be ok with it. But no, this place is a TOTAL rip off. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. To top if off, as I drove off, a fucking black and white SUV tailed me all the way to the 405 freeway! Fucking asswipe pigs. I mean, if this place was a real whorehouse, I can understand. But give me a break. They didn't do SHIT here. But I was concerned because of the 8 beers I had that night. Fucking stupid cocksucker cops in OC have nothing better to do. Anyways, Stay safe mongers.

[Wally Wally]

I'm not new to the game but I like to try new places. It's hit or miss with what I find. Here's what I'm looking for:

AMP that has young providers that allow kissing, daty, FS, BBBJ and the best would be BBFS.

Any recommendationss?

Oh yeah me too! Under 50 bucks would be great. Message me no problem loolololol.

[Leiterf]

I'm not new to the game but I like to try new places. It's hit or miss with what I find. Here's what I'm looking for:

AMP that has young providers that allow kissing, daty, FS, BBBJ and the best would be BBFS.

Any recommendationss?

[Amoreux]

Keep eyeballing this girl. Part indian and half black she kinda claims. She has a big curvy body and is independent in south county. Anyone ever try her? I might do it just cause she's got a big ass. Saw the ad all the time on BackP.

Spent some time in san gabriel so I need to ad some crap on the section.

I have never been with her but her reviews on TER are marginal. Purdy much rub and tug.

[Dj186]

Went to Fish and chips for the first time and saw the notorious Lena.

I was not prepared for that kinda horniness. I mean she almost didn't care for the tip or and really didn't care for time. Then two pops later she was still giving me a solid BBBJ. So all in all I had fun.

[Dildo Baggens]

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[Tjinla2001]

What all will she do? She didn't allow DAtY. But I did do CIM and some on the face.

Some prostitutes don't allow daty because they find it disgusting that a man would put his lips to such a busy area. During the best year of my life, when I lived with a high volume Korean massage parlor worker, I tried to eat her once. She freaked out and started screaming I was gay. I guess she figured that even though she kept herself clean, she was allowing an average of five loads per day in her box and there would always be some residue.

[Wally Wally]

I wanted see her. Set up things ahead of time then she changed her whole tune about how to contact her etc. And got really bitchy so I passed.

Yeah bummer cause she's very curvy. Plus she's in south county. I still might bite.

Went to SH health last night after eating a giant bowl of Pho. Got this little lady cindy or mindy of fendy. Couldn't tell with the accent. Good massage, some ball rubbing but no shaft stroking. ALways makes me laugh when they will stroke your balls and rub your taint but not wank you. I saw 3 other girls there that look good but I haven't been a reg there for over a year and don't know an of them.

[Fe Maiden]

Keep eyeballing this girl. Part indian and half black she kinda claims. She has a big curvy body and is independent in south county. Anyone ever try her? I might do it just cause she's got a big ass. Saw the ad all the time on BackP.

Spent some time in san gabriel so I need to ad some crap on the section.

I wanted see her. Set up things ahead of time then she changed her whole tune about how to contact her etc. And got really bitchy so I passed.

[Wally Wally]

Keep eyeballing this girl. Part indian and half black she kinda claims. She has a big curvy body and is independent in south county. Anyone ever try her? I might do it just cause she's got a big ass. Saw the ad all the time on BackP.

Spent some time in san gabriel so I need to ad some crap on the section.

[Wicked1]

Susan is fun. She has some nice legs and some nice bought tits and gives a GFE time.

Thanks for the intel Slurpy! I'll check her out.

[Slurpy33]

So I'll be out in GG over the weekend. I rarely do but try to have fun time when I'm on a long drive. I'd been to 999 Roses and had an amazing time with a smokin hot Viet girl named Anna, I thought. My toes curled at this chill spot. Anyway, I called ahead but was told no one there by that name. Since it's near my destination, does anyone have intel on who I should see. I saw another girl there the first time and she was hot too, but didn't get her name. Just hoping lightning strikes twice.

Susan is fun. She has some nice legs and some nice bought tits and gives a GFE time.

[Rocco D]

I have had enough of F&C so I tried a foot place just across the freeway overpass. Close to Big Lots, as they say.

I can't remember the girl's name, but she was homely looking and wore baggy pants.

Try as I might, she was not into any playtime.

The massage was decent, and I tipped her accordingly.

She asked for more, so I replied, as you said, "massage only. ".

This place has always been legit, some of the gals will encourage DIY. A few cute ones over the years but legit, I hate thd they advertise in the body rubs section of BP.

[Pinche Gringo]

So, where is this magical place you called home? Grass is always greener there.

I have so much to thank for in these forums because of the knowledge and info provided for FREE about the OC brothel scene. Tbh I always thought RubMaps was a site selling lies, but thanks to USASG I can now more accurately see which places are legit or not for sex. That being said, I grew up over seas and the sex services that was provided overseas has for the most part been better, cheaper, and longer. When I moved to OC I thought my best ***** mongering activity was behind me because I've heard USA cops are SO serious about enforcing the NO PROSTITUTE LAW. Boy was I wrong, seems like the prostitution black market thrives here to. Well at least in private, because from where I spent my early ***** mongering days Police didn't give 2 fcks even if ****** are illegal on paper. Like not even pretend like the USA cops do, matter of fact I'm convinced these foreign cops solicited the same hookers I did. Anyhow now I find myself asking these OC ****** for "extras" that was a god dam given in my home town. Brothels don't even open 24/7 in OC. It'll blow your mind if I tell you this place wasn't a 3rd world country. I know most pple here are old, white men who have wives that don't provide much sex at home. I've read how these same crusty white dicks enjoy cheap ****** in Thailand, Phillipines, or any other shit hole place loser expats live in. Don't get me wrong, I've gone whoring in these areas to. But honestly nothing compares to the hoes I USED to get with foreign currency back home. You guys beg for rimjobs from a old, used peasant Chinese **** aka infamous Anna From Fish and Chips while I used to get it all the time with much younger and hotter gal while showering with them. Matter of fact these OC brothels consider it a luxury to be provided showers ALONE. Wow I really miss showering with hot gals that would pour nuru gel all over me and rub their huge fake titties all over me. It also blows my mind OC mamasan thinks 30 minutes is enough to bust a nut with these 3rd rate hoes. I'm sorry with the median OC brothel 1 gal 30 min price I used to get 3 gals (not at the same time, they'd come in 3 separate time intervals) in 1 hr also allowing 2 fcking shots. My hometown hoes NEVER used condom on BJs and never complained when I tongue fucked their buttholes and finger fcked their pussy. And fck me now that these OC ****** won't makeout with me now. I can't believe I get half ass kisses now, when I used to have all these babes stufffing their tongues in my mouth. One last thing, it bothers me soo much that these OC brothels always have to be in a reallt ghetto part of town. My favorite brothels back home use to be in really nice areas, almost classy like the entrance to a club. I was used to having gentleman greet me, take my shoes to give me slippers, having the security guard valet park my car, separate cashier lady never saying they don't have change, and having a shower and sauna ready, and having the pimp ask me what type of gals I want with pics on a ipad. I remember I use to fck on a goddam bed and not a fcking massage table. I remember I use to get energy drinks ready after I fcked for an hr. I remember having a team of security guards escorting me to my car and being given review cards to rate the goddam hoes service. LOOK I can go on forever, but I needed to rant because when I read how one of you fckers think you have it so good by getting some discount or some special service I get sooo mad because you ain't seen shit in what a first class paid sex experience can be like. For now while I live in OC I'll make the best of what I have working with 3rd rate brothels and girls that charge what 1st class girls pay.

P.S. Don't feel sorry for these hoes. It seems they make way more than us, after all we are suckers to their pussy at ridiculous prices.