Massage Parlor Reports

[Horsetrader]

I haven't been to a parlor in years, I love to get some advice in private messages on things to consider, how to act, what to expect, and how much to tip.

All that information is already posted, but it is widely scattered. I'm happy to post a little summary.

I've been going to parlors for about 20 years. The protocol hasn't really changed, so whatever worked for you years ago should still be fine. The prices have gone up, but not too much. Door fees are typically $70-80 for an hour. If you get special services, that depends on the girl, you, and what you want. Minimal service from a low cost place will not go below $40. I don't remember anyone ever tipping more than $200 for super services from a total hottie.

Some of the old nice services seem to have disappeared, like trimming the hairs from inside your nose. But many of the girls will still help you dress, tie your shoes, and give you a bottle of water.

[IAmTheOnly1]

I haven't been to a parlor in years, I love to get some advice in private messages on things to consider, how to act, what to expect, and how much to tip.

[Jazak]

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[Ramjj2015]

BINGO! The idea that if we all write in "code" or only hint at services or secretly pretend we're all "dreaming" is so much of a crock as to be wildly comical. What! Do we all suppose LE is too pure of thought to be able to figure out what everyone else can figure out?!

LOL right. Doubtful guys.

[MrBill469]

... the reader will figure it out. Any reader. Mongers, police, neighbors.

BINGO! The idea that if we all write in "code" or only hint at services or secretly pretend we're all "dreaming" is so much of a crock as to be wildly comical. What! Do we all suppose LE is too pure of thought to be able to figure out what everyone else can figure out?!

[Horsetrader]

Funny but he didn't reveal anything that has not already been out there.

How much to reveal is always a touchy subject. Say too little and nobody learns anything. Say too much and we worry that the place will be shut down. IMHO, the police and neighbors know what happens in all of the storefront places. It doesn't take them long to learn where the apartment AMPs are located, even though they move frequently. The police won't take any action unless the neighbors complain or unwilling trafficking victims are suspected. Our reports in this forum are meaningless in a court of law, simply because people like me write total BS without ever having visited an AMP.

I don't always follow this rule, but it would make sense to name places you visit and give details only on the massage itself. If you had expected extras, just say if you had a boring, good, or great time. Leave it at that, the reader will figure it out. Any reader. Mongers, police, neighbors.

[Taster6969]

I was traveling for work and decided to drop into an AMP, there was a stunning young Thai girl but she just greeted me and after I laid down a 40 ish mamasan came in. I was super bummed because I assumed it was a bait and switch routine. Mamasan took off my boxers while I was laying down (wasn't sure what kind of place it was) and started giving me an excellent massage. She closed in on my equipment while rubbing my thighs and then offered me the menu. I said I was somewhat interested in a standard ending and she haggled a bit then asked if I wanted a 4 hand for an additional $35. I agreed and she left and returns with the greeter. She was an absolute 10 among 10's. Otherworldly! Mamasan tells me it's her first massage, she just arrived so please be nice. They start the whole massage over, taking turns, then on the flip the young girl is just mesmerized by my equipment! She listens to mamasan's instructions and starts working it but with limited skills. I asked if the young girl had more menu but mamasan said she had never done any of this before. The young girl starts talking to mamasan and suddenly I'm offered full menu for $100! Mamasan gives me 5 or so minutes of BBBJ, then applies a hat and rides me for a bit while I played with young girl. Mamasan dismounts and removed the condom and she coaches the young girl on BBBJ which was pretty bad to be honest. I'm thick but not huge but she couldn't fit it in easily. So she climbs up on top of me and is body sliding all over me while Mamasan instructs. Suddenly I feel something warm, tight and wet slide down my shaft and realize that I'm balls deep bareback in the young girl! I NEVER do that, but I was so caught up with the girl that I didn't pull out and after about 10 minutes of various positions in that tight little thing I let loose inside her. When I pulled out Mamasan realized I just dropped a load in her new cash machine. A heated lecture in Thai followed. Afterwards they came back in, massaged me for about 20 minutes then a full body scrub and wash! This was probably close to 2 hours in the room. Mamasan informed me that the young girl had never done anything at all before that day. She had only had sex with her boyfriend back in Thailand a few times and had never seen another penis. Especially a circumcised one. She apologized for the bareback and said it would never happen again. LOL! I guess I should get tested for the next few months to be sure.

Unique experience and all for about $240!

Where might this dream take place? This location sounds very interesting to probably every monger seeking a good dream and in your case an awesome dream. Thanks in advance.

[Outdoorsman]

Post like this are why we can't have nice things in our city.

Funny but he didn't reveal anything that has not already been out there.

[Quacktastic]

I was traveling for work and decided to drop into an AMP, there was a stunning young Thai girl but she just greeted me and after I laid down a 40 ish mamasan came in. I was super bummed because I assumed it was a bait and switch routine. Mamasan took off my boxers while I was laying down (wasn't sure what kind of place it was) and started giving me an excellent massage. She closed in on my equipment while rubbing my thighs and then offered me the menu. I said I was somewhat interested in a standard ending and she haggled a bit then asked if I wanted a 4 hand for an additional $35. I agreed and she left and returns with the greeter. She was an absolute 10 among 10's. Otherworldly! Mamasan tells me it's her first massage, she just arrived so please be nice. They start the whole massage over, taking turns, then on the flip the young girl is just mesmerized by my equipment! She listens to mamasan's instructions and starts working it but with limited skills. I asked if the young girl had more menu but mamasan said she had never done any of this before. The young girl starts talking to mamasan and suddenly I'm offered full menu for $100! Mamasan gives me 5 or so minutes of BBBJ, then applies a hat and rides me for a bit while I played with young girl. Mamasan dismounts and removed the condom and she coaches the young girl on BBBJ which was pretty bad to be honest. I'm thick but not huge but she couldn't fit it in easily. So she climbs up on top of me and is body sliding all over me while Mamasan instructs. Suddenly I feel something warm, tight and wet slide down my shaft and realize that I'm balls deep bareback in the young girl! I NEVER do that, but I was so caught up with the girl that I didn't pull out and after about 10 minutes of various positions in that tight little thing I let loose inside her. When I pulled out Mamasan realized I just dropped a load in her new cash machine. A heated lecture in Thai followed. Afterwards they came back in, massaged me for about 20 minutes then a full body scrub and wash! This was probably close to 2 hours in the room. Mamasan informed me that the young girl had never done anything at all before that day. She had only had sex with her boyfriend back in Thailand a few times and had never seen another penis. Especially a circumcised one. She apologized for the bareback and said it would never happen again. LOL! I guess I should get tested for the next few months to be sure.

Unique experience and all for about $240!

[Quacktastic]

I was traveling for work and decided to drop into an AMP, there was a stunning young Thai girl but she just greeted me and after I laid down a 40 ish mamasan came in. I was super bummed because I assumed it was a bait and switch routine. Mamasan took off my boxers while I was laying down (wasn't sure what kind of place it was) and started giving me an excellent massage. She closed in on my equipment while rubbing my thighs and then offered me the menu. I said I was somewhat interested in a standard ending and she haggled a bit then asked if I wanted a 4 hand for an additional $35. I agreed and she left and returns with the greeter. She was an absolute 10 among 10's. Otherworldly! Mamasan tells me it's her first massage, she just arrived so please be nice. They start the whole massage over, taking turns, then on the flip the young girl is just mesmerized by my equipment! She listens to mamasan's instructions and starts working it but with limited skills. I asked if the young girl had more menu but mamasan said she had never done any of this before. The young girl starts talking to mamasan and suddenly I'm offered full menu for $100! Mamasan gives me 5 or so minutes of BBBJ, then applies a hat and rides me for a bit while I played with young girl. Mamasan dismounts and removed the condom and she coaches the young girl on BBBJ which was pretty bad to be honest. I'm thick but not huge but she couldn't fit it in easily. So she climbs up on top of me and is body sliding all over me while Mamasan instructs. Suddenly I feel something warm, tight and wet slide down my shaft and realize that I'm balls deep bareback in the young girl! I NEVER do that, but I was so caught up with the girl that I didn't pull out and after about 10 minutes of various positions in that tight little thing I let loose inside her. When I pulled out Mamasan realized I just dropped a load in her new cash machine. A heated lecture in Thai followed. Afterwards they came back in, massaged me for about 20 minutes then a full body scrub and wash! This was probably close to 2 hours in the room. Mamasan informed me that the young girl had never done anything at all before that day. She had only had sex with her boyfriend back in Thailand a few times and had never seen another penis. Especially a circumcised one. She apologized for the bareback and said it would never happen again. LOL! I guess I should get tested for the next few months to be sure.

Unique experience and all for about $240!

[Miketastic69]

Hello mongrels,

My first post, This is my second AMP I've visited, but I'm no newbie when it comes to visiting there. Been a regular for almost a year now. All the girls know me, and get excited when they see me. One of them even gave me her panties. They don't even bother to do a LEO check. This place is definitely a safe environment. With a discreet parking location. Only 5 parking spots tho. So if you notice that theres more than 3 cars there more than likely they will ask you to come back when its not busy. Busy hours are usually 12-1 pm. Every girl that greets you at the door is GFE, and I mean every. Problem is, not everyone is good looking, they usually have like 1/2 girls that are rough around the edges, but that's just me. So you have to be lucky if your a first timer. Or just ask for another girl. They may get offended but, at the end of the day its your money. They have like 6 girls if I'm not mistaken but only one greets you. Some are clock watchers, others are chill. Some will give BBBJ, others require ccbj, only because management frowns down upon BBBJ, if the girl likes you shell do BBBJ. If your looking for a massage don't go here, they cut right to the chase and want to dream with you. Rooms are always small, except for the kings room, but who the fuck cares, were not out here looking to design a house. But damn, these girls will do it all besides greek. Any position. If you want 2 girls, 3 girls, rent out the whole the place for an orgy, there accomadating. These girls come and go tho, they travel back and forth from california to here. So if you like a girl she might disappear for 6 months then return. Thats why its so hard to get a hold of there names, that and they keep changing there names everytime you ask them. Except for 2. Bottom line. They are very expensive, HH 200, H 280,2 girls 440 etc. They consider multipops as an additional HH. These girls are very easy to make cum tho b / c there horny all the time, never left without every girl cumming at least 3 times. Lately tho, the new girls won't let you bang them as hard as the old ones, and they complain that their pussy hurts. I like to beat it up hard, and I'm only remotely into sensual grinding. So at the end of the day its Russian roulette until you get comfortable going there 3 times and become familiar with who your dealing with. Its a good find overall, would always repeat.

Is a mongrel? Is that another acronym for hobbyist in some other areas?

[Vote For Pedro]

It has been a while since I have been able to have Asian cuisine, so needless to say that I was really craving some. After all of the reviews in the past I decided to indulge for my early Christmas gift, once inside I chose an hour, might as well. . 8 then was asked first time here and like a dumb ass I said yes, well then the next question was signed and of course I said yes then she says $$ and by then I had left my common sense outside and my wallet opened up and played so off to the shower which was OK then back to the room and no massage just straight to the deed kept rushing a bit no fiv no daty BBBJ was offered but at an additional $ which I passed on. She was getting irritated so she finished me off by hand which is not why I went there to begin with, I did not get her name but a banging body maybe late 20's early 30's with nice natural b's, needless to say that I will never be back V. F. Pedro.

[Sex Warrior]

Ahh finally pay day came around, and I decided to partake in another visit down to the Bumby spa C and B. I was debating on whether to come here or to the one on Wood ward. Since I saw quite few good looking girls the last time that was last month. I decided to come back to give them another shot. Looks like none of the girls from last month were there today. But I arrived right around lunch time today and saw about 3 cars in the parking so I gave them a call and was told to come right in. I parked came in and man a very hot number took me right in and I mean she was very good looking I nearly busted a nut in my pants while I was standing in their entry room. Fun time time from the moment I walked in until finish. I also got to meet some of the other girls and they looked just as good as my girl. An hour of hot heavy fun, and a lot of hard work and play we finally finished up happily with her being a helluva lot more experienced and so freaking beautiful I busted a nice a happy load today. Yes yes all that shit is true about this place GFE and real bjs not that simulated shit. 240 house and for my lady. FUN.

[Guckt0]

Post like this are why we can't have nice things in our city.

Is it too revealing?

[Pbwardy02]

Hello mongrels,

My first post, This is my second AMP I've visited, but I'm no newbie when it comes to visiting there. Been a regular for almost a year now. All the girls know me, and get excited when they see me. One of them even gave me her panties. They don't even bother to do a LEO check. This place is definitely a safe environment. With a discreet parking location. Only 5 parking spots tho. So if you notice that theres more than 3 cars there more than likely they will ask you to come back when its not busy. Busy hours are usually 12-1 pm. Every girl that greets you at the door is GFE, and I mean every. Problem is, not everyone is good looking, they usually have like 1/2 girls that are rough around the edges, but that's just me. So you have to be lucky if your a first timer. Or just ask for another girl. They may get offended but, at the end of the day its your money. They have like 6 girls if I'm not mistaken but only one greets you. Some are clock watchers, others are chill. Some will give BBBJ, others require ccbj, only because management frowns down upon BBBJ, if the girl likes you shell do BBBJ. If your looking for a massage don't go here, they cut right to the chase and want to dream with you. Rooms are always small, except for the kings room, but who the fuck cares, were not out here looking to design a house. But damn, these girls will do it all besides greek. Any position. If you want 2 girls, 3 girls, rent out the whole the place for an orgy, there accomadating. These girls come and go tho, they travel back and forth from california to here. So if you like a girl she might disappear for 6 months then return. Thats why its so hard to get a hold of there names, that and they keep changing there names everytime you ask them. Except for 2. Bottom line. They are very expensive, HH 200, H 280,2 girls 440 etc. They consider multipops as an additional HH. These girls are very easy to make cum tho b / c there horny all the time, never left without every girl cumming at least 3 times. Lately tho, the new girls won't let you bang them as hard as the old ones, and they complain that their pussy hurts. I like to beat it up hard, and I'm only remotely into sensual grinding. So at the end of the day its Russian roulette until you get comfortable going there 3 times and become familiar with who your dealing with. Its a good find overall, would always repeat.

Post like this are why we can't have nice things in our city.