Massage Parlor Reports

[Quacktastic]

I was traveling for work and decided to drop into an AMP, there was a stunning young Thai girl but she just greeted me and after I laid down a 40 ish mamasan came in. I was super bummed because I assumed it was a bait and switch routine. Mamasan took off my boxers while I was laying down (wasn't sure what kind of place it was) and started giving me an excellent massage. She closed in on my equipment while rubbing my thighs and then offered me the menu. I said I was somewhat interested in a standard ending and she haggled a bit then asked if I wanted a 4 hand for an additional $35. I agreed and she left and returns with the greeter. She was an absolute 10 among 10's. Otherworldly! Mamasan tells me it's her first massage, she just arrived so please be nice. They start the whole massage over, taking turns, then on the flip the young girl is just mesmerized by my equipment! She listens to mamasan's instructions and starts working it but with limited skills. I asked if the young girl had more menu but mamasan said she had never done any of this before. The young girl starts talking to mamasan and suddenly I'm offered full menu for $100! Mamasan gives me 5 or so minutes of BBBJ, then applies a hat and rides me for a bit while I played with young girl. Mamasan dismounts and removed the condom and she coaches the young girl on BBBJ which was pretty bad to be honest. I'm thick but not huge but she couldn't fit it in easily. So she climbs up on top of me and is body sliding all over me while Mamasan instructs. Suddenly I feel something warm, tight and wet slide down my shaft and realize that I'm balls deep bareback in the young girl! I NEVER do that, but I was so caught up with the girl that I didn't pull out and after about 10 minutes of various positions in that tight little thing I let loose inside her. When I pulled out Mamasan realized I just dropped a load in her new cash machine. A heated lecture in Thai followed. Afterwards they came back in, massaged me for about 20 minutes then a full body scrub and wash! This was probably close to 2 hours in the room. Mamasan informed me that the young girl had never done anything at all before that day. She had only had sex with her boyfriend back in Thailand a few times and had never seen another penis. Especially a circumcised one. She apologized for the bareback and said it would never happen again. LOL! I guess I should get tested for the next few months to be sure.

Unique experience and all for about $240!

[Miketastic69]

Hello mongrels,

My first post, This is my second AMP I've visited, but I'm no newbie when it comes to visiting there. Been a regular for almost a year now. All the girls know me, and get excited when they see me. One of them even gave me her panties. They don't even bother to do a LEO check. This place is definitely a safe environment. With a discreet parking location. Only 5 parking spots tho. So if you notice that theres more than 3 cars there more than likely they will ask you to come back when its not busy. Busy hours are usually 12-1 pm. Every girl that greets you at the door is GFE, and I mean every. Problem is, not everyone is good looking, they usually have like 1/2 girls that are rough around the edges, but that's just me. So you have to be lucky if your a first timer. Or just ask for another girl. They may get offended but, at the end of the day its your money. They have like 6 girls if I'm not mistaken but only one greets you. Some are clock watchers, others are chill. Some will give BBBJ, others require ccbj, only because management frowns down upon BBBJ, if the girl likes you shell do BBBJ. If your looking for a massage don't go here, they cut right to the chase and want to dream with you. Rooms are always small, except for the kings room, but who the fuck cares, were not out here looking to design a house. But damn, these girls will do it all besides greek. Any position. If you want 2 girls, 3 girls, rent out the whole the place for an orgy, there accomadating. These girls come and go tho, they travel back and forth from california to here. So if you like a girl she might disappear for 6 months then return. Thats why its so hard to get a hold of there names, that and they keep changing there names everytime you ask them. Except for 2. Bottom line. They are very expensive, HH 200, H 280,2 girls 440 etc. They consider multipops as an additional HH. These girls are very easy to make cum tho b / c there horny all the time, never left without every girl cumming at least 3 times. Lately tho, the new girls won't let you bang them as hard as the old ones, and they complain that their pussy hurts. I like to beat it up hard, and I'm only remotely into sensual grinding. So at the end of the day its Russian roulette until you get comfortable going there 3 times and become familiar with who your dealing with. Its a good find overall, would always repeat.

Is a mongrel? Is that another acronym for hobbyist in some other areas?

[Vote For Pedro]

It has been a while since I have been able to have Asian cuisine, so needless to say that I was really craving some. After all of the reviews in the past I decided to indulge for my early Christmas gift, once inside I chose an hour, might as well. . 8 then was asked first time here and like a dumb ass I said yes, well then the next question was signed and of course I said yes then she says $$ and by then I had left my common sense outside and my wallet opened up and played so off to the shower which was OK then back to the room and no massage just straight to the deed kept rushing a bit no fiv no daty BBBJ was offered but at an additional $ which I passed on. She was getting irritated so she finished me off by hand which is not why I went there to begin with, I did not get her name but a banging body maybe late 20's early 30's with nice natural b's, needless to say that I will never be back V. F. Pedro.

[Sex Warrior]

Ahh finally pay day came around, and I decided to partake in another visit down to the Bumby spa C and B. I was debating on whether to come here or to the one on Wood ward. Since I saw quite few good looking girls the last time that was last month. I decided to come back to give them another shot. Looks like none of the girls from last month were there today. But I arrived right around lunch time today and saw about 3 cars in the parking so I gave them a call and was told to come right in. I parked came in and man a very hot number took me right in and I mean she was very good looking I nearly busted a nut in my pants while I was standing in their entry room. Fun time time from the moment I walked in until finish. I also got to meet some of the other girls and they looked just as good as my girl. An hour of hot heavy fun, and a lot of hard work and play we finally finished up happily with her being a helluva lot more experienced and so freaking beautiful I busted a nice a happy load today. Yes yes all that shit is true about this place GFE and real bjs not that simulated shit. 240 house and for my lady. FUN.

[Guckt0]

Post like this are why we can't have nice things in our city.

Is it too revealing?

[Pbwardy02]

Hello mongrels,

My first post, This is my second AMP I've visited, but I'm no newbie when it comes to visiting there. Been a regular for almost a year now. All the girls know me, and get excited when they see me. One of them even gave me her panties. They don't even bother to do a LEO check. This place is definitely a safe environment. With a discreet parking location. Only 5 parking spots tho. So if you notice that theres more than 3 cars there more than likely they will ask you to come back when its not busy. Busy hours are usually 12-1 pm. Every girl that greets you at the door is GFE, and I mean every. Problem is, not everyone is good looking, they usually have like 1/2 girls that are rough around the edges, but that's just me. So you have to be lucky if your a first timer. Or just ask for another girl. They may get offended but, at the end of the day its your money. They have like 6 girls if I'm not mistaken but only one greets you. Some are clock watchers, others are chill. Some will give BBBJ, others require ccbj, only because management frowns down upon BBBJ, if the girl likes you shell do BBBJ. If your looking for a massage don't go here, they cut right to the chase and want to dream with you. Rooms are always small, except for the kings room, but who the fuck cares, were not out here looking to design a house. But damn, these girls will do it all besides greek. Any position. If you want 2 girls, 3 girls, rent out the whole the place for an orgy, there accomadating. These girls come and go tho, they travel back and forth from california to here. So if you like a girl she might disappear for 6 months then return. Thats why its so hard to get a hold of there names, that and they keep changing there names everytime you ask them. Except for 2. Bottom line. They are very expensive, HH 200, H 280,2 girls 440 etc. They consider multipops as an additional HH. These girls are very easy to make cum tho b / c there horny all the time, never left without every girl cumming at least 3 times. Lately tho, the new girls won't let you bang them as hard as the old ones, and they complain that their pussy hurts. I like to beat it up hard, and I'm only remotely into sensual grinding. So at the end of the day its Russian roulette until you get comfortable going there 3 times and become familiar with who your dealing with. Its a good find overall, would always repeat.

Post like this are why we can't have nice things in our city.

[Guckt0]

Hello mongrels,

My first post, This is my second AMP I've visited, but I'm no newbie when it comes to visiting there. Been a regular for almost a year now. All the girls know me, and get excited when they see me. One of them even gave me her panties. They don't even bother to do a LEO check. This place is definitely a safe environment. With a discreet parking location. Only 5 parking spots tho. So if you notice that theres more than 3 cars there more than likely they will ask you to come back when its not busy. Busy hours are usually 12-1 pm. Every girl that greets you at the door is GFE, and I mean every. Problem is, not everyone is good looking, they usually have like 1/2 girls that are rough around the edges, but that's just me. So you have to be lucky if your a first timer. Or just ask for another girl. They may get offended but, at the end of the day its your money. They have like 6 girls if I'm not mistaken but only one greets you. Some are clock watchers, others are chill. Some will give BBBJ, others require ccbj, only because management frowns down upon BBBJ, if the girl likes you shell do BBBJ. If your looking for a massage don't go here, they cut right to the chase and want to dream with you. Rooms are always small, except for the kings room, but who the fuck cares, were not out here looking to design a house. But damn, these girls will do it all besides greek. Any position. If you want 2 girls, 3 girls, rent out the whole the place for an orgy, there accomadating. These girls come and go tho, they travel back and forth from california to here. So if you like a girl she might disappear for 6 months then return. Thats why its so hard to get a hold of there names, that and they keep changing there names everytime you ask them. Except for 2. Bottom line. They are very expensive, HH 200, H 280,2 girls 440 etc. They consider multipops as an additional HH. These girls are very easy to make cum tho b / c there horny all the time, never left without every girl cumming at least 3 times. Lately tho, the new girls won't let you bang them as hard as the old ones, and they complain that their pussy hurts. I like to beat it up hard, and I'm only remotely into sensual grinding. So at the end of the day its Russian roulette until you get comfortable going there 3 times and become familiar with who your dealing with. Its a good find overall, would always repeat.

[Zooman]

Decided to try Elegant Massage & Spa. Had not to this location since they changed names. Last time, it was below average massage with middle aged woman that over charge. Not much has changed in the last 5 or 6 months since last visit.

Had a middle aged woman with small b cups. Went back for a decent table shower. Some attention to the boys. I will give credit when credit is due, got an above average back and leg massage. Felt good. Also played with jr and his boys. On the flip, with much talking, she started to rub the center leg. I wanted to see her naked and she $. 40. Are you nuts, just to be naked.

Finished with a rub, with top off for. 80 plus door fee of. 8. Overall, I overpaid for just a rub, but massage was at least good. Lady was friendly, however with no more on the menu and that price for just topless, with not go back unless I see better reviews.

(This was my fourth option as I tried to hook up with a few nice woman on the other page on this site, but got one of of town abd two busy. Junior needed some attention and went for this option. What ever happened to MichelleMass?).

[Outdoorsman]

So I was near Universal on Monday and know there are quite a few options around there. I stopped by the AMP on Carrier / Kirkman. Or, I *tried* to. I hing out for about 5-10 minutes. It's busy AF over there. It's next to a nail salon and there was a woman (nail salon client?) sitting on the bench (which is right next to the entrance). There's a pizza place on the other side and the delivery guys were constantly in / out. Also, the construction workers stare down anyone who enters the parking lot. I wasn't feeling it, so I moved on.

Wanted to the place near Sea World, in the plaza that's next to the Walgreen's on I-Drive / C FL since I saw an ad in BP that mentioned a special and new management (again? Due to construction, I missed my turn. I knew there is a new place down I-Drive across from the Broadwater Apts. Oriental Massage is the name. They anted $60 for the half hour, and the woman working was wearing jeans and a black t-shirt. She wasn't really attractive (but not ugly) and I just wasn't feeling the vibe. My guess is that anything would be mechanical and kinda meh. I said I had an appointment in the area and that I'd be back later that night. She practically begged me to come back. I didn't.

I definitely won't be back to the 1st and 3rd places, but I'm willing to try the 2nd (by Walgreen's) because the price is right.

The Carrier Drive place is just ok. Pretty mechanical and lots of upsell. Plus not table shower it's a stand up shower part they soap you up and you wash yourself off. If I'm thinking of the correct place on Central Fl Pkwy vey basic not particularly attractive older women despite what the ad says.

Next to the FD is decent. They actually have that shower with all the jets in the pic but they try and charge an extra 10 to use it.

[Outdoorsman]

Wanted to stop by this place due to the open menu on all of the girls working there but had to pass because LEO had 2 vehicles on side of the building. It was late and when I pulled in my headlights lit up the two cars. Made a you turn an left. I guess they are being watched due to all the traffic they get especially in the evening.

Maybe yes maybe no but glad you pointed it out. Thanks.

[Taster6969]

Wanted to stop by this place due to the open menu on all of the girls working there but had to pass because LEO had 2 vehicles on side of the building. It was late and when I pulled in my headlights lit up the two cars. Made a you turn an left. I guess they are being watched due to all the traffic they get especially in the evening.

[ShadowMover]

So I was near Universal on Monday and know there are quite a few options around there. I stopped by the AMP on Carrier / Kirkman. Or, I *tried* to. I hing out for about 5-10 minutes. It's busy AF over there. It's next to a nail salon and there was a woman (nail salon client?) sitting on the bench (which is right next to the entrance). There's a pizza place on the other side and the delivery guys were constantly in / out. Also, the construction workers stare down anyone who enters the parking lot. I wasn't feeling it, so I moved on.

Wanted to the place near Sea World, in the plaza that's next to the Walgreen's on I-Drive / C FL since I saw an ad in BP that mentioned a special and new management (again? Due to construction, I missed my turn. I knew there is a new place down I-Drive across from the Broadwater Apts. Oriental Massage is the name. They anted $60 for the half hour, and the woman working was wearing jeans and a black t-shirt. She wasn't really attractive (but not ugly) and I just wasn't feeling the vibe. My guess is that anything would be mechanical and kinda meh. I said I had an appointment in the area and that I'd be back later that night. She practically begged me to come back. I didn't.

I definitely won't be back to the 1st and 3rd places, but I'm willing to try the 2nd (by Walgreen's) because the price is right.

A-cross from w-greens next to the fire D there are some nice ladys just be nice and a little luck you will hit.

[Ramjj2015]

Really like the new management. It is now my go to place in Altamonte. First visit in a while and I am impressed. Yumi is amazing. As always YMMV but after they are comfortable with you, you will be comfortable too. Can't wait for a return visit.

I went back this week also. Very good experience. Better each time.

[RatFish]

Must've been really lucky. Asked for Jackie today, and seemed like there wasn't even a hint for HE at all. Not a bad massage though for $60.

Yeah, I've seen Jackie at least 5 times. Great massage, but never a hint of extras.

[WheelRod]

So I was near Universal on Monday and know there are quite a few options around there. I stopped by the AMP on Carrier / Kirkman. Or, I *tried* to. I hing out for about 5-10 minutes. It's busy AF over there. It's next to a nail salon and there was a woman (nail salon client?) sitting on the bench (which is right next to the entrance). There's a pizza place on the other side and the delivery guys were constantly in / out. Also, the construction workers stare down anyone who enters the parking lot. I wasn't feeling it, so I moved on.

Wanted to the place near Sea World, in the plaza that's next to the Walgreen's on I-Drive / C FL since I saw an ad in BP that mentioned a special and new management (again? Due to construction, I missed my turn. I knew there is a new place down I-Drive across from the Broadwater Apts. Oriental Massage is the name. They anted $60 for the half hour, and the woman working was wearing jeans and a black t-shirt. She wasn't really attractive (but not ugly) and I just wasn't feeling the vibe. My guess is that anything would be mechanical and kinda meh. I said I had an appointment in the area and that I'd be back later that night. She practically begged me to come back. I didn't.

I definitely won't be back to the 1st and 3rd places, but I'm willing to try the 2nd (by Walgreen's) because the price is right.