Backpage Advertiser Reviews

[Member #6005]

Jane looks HOT, the linked ad http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...grace/16884299 not so much. I'd be concerned which girl was going to show up.

The other girl London is her driver / manager. That's one aspect of our visit that I didn't care for. I like at least the illusion of independence.

[DieselMike]

This girl is legit:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-dusk/17569692

I only had a small window of time, so I opted for the half hour ($100) car date. Not my usual style. I had a very good although quick time. It was dark and not that comfortable, but she has a pretty face. Great DFK. Very GFE like experience within the constraints of a car. She said she doesn't usually kiss, so YMMV. She was very tasty (DATY). Tried mish, but the condom was not working for me, so finished with CBJ, which was very spirited.

Her driver (a woman) was honking the horn at us towards the end of the session. That was annoying, to say the least.

Jane looks HOT, the linked ad http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...grace/16884299 not so much. I'd be concerned which girl was going to show up.

[Member #6005]

This girl is legit:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-dusk/17569692

I only had a small window of time, so I opted for the half hour ($100) car date. Not my usual style. I had a very good although quick time. It was dark and not that comfortable, but she has a pretty face. Great DFK. Very GFE like experience within the constraints of a car. She said she doesn't usually kiss, so YMMV. She was very tasty (DATY). Tried mish, but the condom was not working for me, so finished with CBJ, which was very spirited.

Her driver (a woman) was honking the horn at us towards the end of the session. That was annoying, to say the least.

[ScubaDiv69]

You think this is legit?

She probably didn't make as much as she thought she would at Silks this weekend.

[Member #6005]

You think this is legit?

Good question. I guess it's more like I'm saying, "Who cares?

[Member #5843]

There are certainly porn stars I'd love to see. But just the general idea that I'm going to pay an exorbitant premium for any old porn star, I simply can't fathom that.

This ad cracks me up:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...o-8th/17587239

She looks far from fresh and young. $600 for one hour? I could probably have an overnight with Shae for that much money.

Vote local, I say.

You think this is legit?

[GoodStuff]

There are certainly porn stars I'd love to see. But just the general idea that I'm going to pay an exorbitant premium for any old porn star, I simply can't fathom that.

This ad cracks me up:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...o-8th/17587239

She looks far from fresh and young. $600 for one hour? I could probably have an overnight with Shae for that much money.

Vote local, I say.

Looking up that email address leads to a bunch of info about a scam, however she is / was actually in town at Silk I believe. Sophie Dee too, now that's one I would invest in.

[Member #6005]

There are certainly porn stars I'd love to see. But just the general idea that I'm going to pay an exorbitant premium for any old porn star, I simply can't fathom that.

This ad cracks me up:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...o-8th/17587239

She looks far from fresh and young. $600 for one hour? I could probably have an overnight with Shae for that much money.

Vote local, I say.

[Rollie]

I saw Mary Fox today. The link is an older ad, as she just removed the one from today. I left her a voicemail with all the information she requested. I looked up her reviews on TER, so I thought she would be a good one to see. She texted back asking me when she would like to meet. Responded back, and later I was on my way to her east side incall.

The pictures of her in her ad are old, as she is much heavier now. She's very curvy. I don't want to say BBW, but she's getting close. Her legs are no where near as skinny as they are in the pictures. Also, her face is not that good looking if I'm being brutally honest. Maybe a 5 or 6 at best.

On the plus side though, she was very nice and easy to get along with. She will kiss, but doesn't like tongue. BBBJ and many different positions. She does like sex and seems to enjoy what she does.

All in all, I will not repeat. I like girls who are skinny / average sized, and I was just not that attracted to her. Maybe I had high expectations due to all the reviews on TER. Save your money for Shae or Sam or someone of that quality / attractiveness.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/16867325

I totally agree with that review.

Great attitude, but on the chunky side and a butter face. I'd say a 4 or 5 at best.

Once was enough for me.

[Member #6005]

I haven't been with anyone recently, but I'm trying to get with Kali. When I texted her yesterday, she didn't respond. The pics in her last couple ads are salivating.

Kali can be hard to contact. I think she has a real life outside of the hobby. I've seen her once. I had a very good time, but I would not repeat. I rarely repeat. I tend to repeat when all of these conditions are met:

1. Hot, at least hot enough.

2. Young (20-25).

3. Very GFE (sometimes I confuse someone allowing me to do whatever I want with them enjoying the same).

Bonus:

* Clean, smells great.

* Long luxurious hair.

* No smoke.

I think Kali is a bit older than her posted 28. She's relatively tight and fit, just not my ideal. She's very much worth seeing at least once and you can judge for yourself.

[Member #6005]

I saw Mary Fox today. The link is an older ad, as she just removed the one from today. I left her a voicemail with all the information she requested. I looked up her reviews on TER, so I thought she would be a good one to see. She texted back asking me when she would like to meet. Responded back, and later I was on my way to her east side incall.

The pictures of her in her ad are old, as she is much heavier now. She's very curvy. I don't want to say BBW, but she's getting close. Her legs are no where near as skinny as they are in the pictures. Also, her face is not that good looking if I'm being brutally honest. Maybe a 5 or 6 at best.

On the plus side though, she was very nice and easy to get along with. She will kiss, but doesn't like tongue. BBBJ and many different positions. She does like sex and seems to enjoy what she does.

All in all, I will not repeat. I like girls who are skinny / average sized, and I was just not that attracted to her. Maybe I had high expectations due to all the reviews on TER. Save your money for Shae or Sam or someone of that quality / attractiveness.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/16867325

I appreciate this review.

I can't explain it, but I've always had her in the maybe category. When dudes are raving about some girl that's been around forever, I think, "These are probably 60+ year old guys that are happy that they can still get a boner. " And to them she seems like a fine young thing. (Of course, I'm not that far from 60+ so maybe I should shut the fuck up.)

[Member #6005]

You going to hit her up, popeye? LOL.

I don't think I have enough dick for that shit.

[Member #6005]

Can this woman stop posting all day about ass fucking and peeing and ball busting. Obviously nobody wants it.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stop-being-boring-try-something-new/17581066

For reals. I contact her every now and then. She's ready to fuck me up the ass, right? I ask her whether she's open to GFE. I should just ask if she'd like anal.

Whatever. I find her ads humorous.

[Member #6005]

Avoid this one:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...d-fun/17580717

It's Kristi. As someone else has said, there probably isn't anyone who's repeated with her. Wonder why.

I got a PM asking for more details about Kristi. I may as well share it here:

The pics are deceiving. They are either old or after she's taken some care to look somewhat presentable. Or both.

When I saw her, it's as if she had been camping unbathed in her hotel room for days. Just reeked of desperation and paranoia.

She wanted to pawn her black girl manager onto me as some kind of "hot 2 girl. " No thanks. (The manager was not terrible looking, just more butch than I care for.) Oh, and the manager is the one who'd let me in the outer door, and was in the room while Kristi offered the 2 girl to me. Never mind the fact that I'd made it clear before I got there when Kristi asked about 2 girl that I was definitely NOT interested in that.

Her manager left the room and we got started. But first, we had to clarify whether to lock the hotel room door. You know, the thing that prevents someone else from coming in, even if they have the key. I was like, "I don't feel comfortable. " She was like, "Me neither. ".

Eventually, she relented. After explaining it over the phone to her manager. (Or whatever she is.).

Fast forward 20-30 minutes. We'd take a shower together, that was nice. There was some kissing. Cool. I went down on her. And then I was ready to slip inside. And she was like, "I don't do FS on the first date. ".

Hold the fuck up. What?!

Too late to change anything now, so I made the best of it.

She sucked my cock really good. I'll give her that. I took another shower. But I said, never the fuck again with this one.

Your mileage may vary.

And yeah, terrible is a bit harsh. But still, if I knew that was going to happen, I'd never have bothered. Never.

But any of you are of course free to try. I'm curious to hear how it goes for you.

[TrueHater7]

Can this woman stop posting all day about ass fucking and peeing and ball busting. Obviously nobody wants it.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stop-being-boring-try-something-new/17581066