Rants and Raves

[Ozymandias]

Wow!! She is very cute and young, but 500 for 30 minutes to an hr with her is ridiculous.

500 is damn near rent money for some people. Only rich and old SIMPs like ozymandias would pay a ridiculous rate like that.

I pity the fool who is that desperate to pay a chick 500 just for an hr of her time.

Disgusting.

Yeah, she's pretty cute. Nothing special, really; typical Cheetah girl level. I'd pay $200, maybe $250 if I knew I was going in bare. $500 is just a fishing expedition on her part (an earlier ad asked for $350).

I myself don't like paying people for their time, though sometimes it's just the way it is: I pay my CPA $200 an hour, though it's my corporate attorney who really gouges me (like $700 an hour?, and $5000 for a draft of a contract), but those guys keep me out of prison, so, worth it, I guess!

I pay for SERVICE, and I usually think of it in 30 minute chunks, just because generally a particular act will be featured in that time, so if I see a girl for an hour, I assume I'll fuck her to nut twice, or she'll suck me off once and we'll fuck once, or whatever. If I work a third into an hour, that's just chemistry, usually. I think $200 an hour is fair for the girls I usually see (very pretty, thin, young, clean, good head game, nice incall, tight pussy, good cowgirl skills, arches her back the right way in doggie, etc). If a girl is below that standard, I'm really not interested from a pay for play perspective; my time is limited, and I demand a great session. If she's amazing, she can be worth more. I reward skill, but I strictly manage value.

So there was a blazingly hot Pink Pony girl (Cheyene, if some folks remember the Pony ten years ago), tiny, slim little Filipina, and I used to pay her $400 or $500 (I don't recall exactly) and come by to fuck her at her apartment; some of the best head I ever had, incredibly bald and smooth one-finger pussy which would cream up and literally drip on the sheets, just an amazing little brown fuck machine. Totally worth it.

My exceptions to the rules have been the occasional Penthouse Pet (3), Hustler Honey (2), or porn star (10-12? In which case, kind of "whatever goes". I paid Jade Marcella $1000 to fuck her in the ass when I was in LA once (worth it), which I think is the most I've paid. Most recently I paid $500 to fuck Elsa Jean: https://twitter.com/elsajeanxxx?lang=en.

(Interestingly, porn stars have come down in price, from over $1000 to more in line with higher-level escort pricing).

My feeling is that most folks on this forum are too preoccupied with spending as little as possible, with the result that nearly all reviews are bad. I no longer review girls I see here, because even though they're pretty much all good experiences, with even some real gems, they're all well above the price point of interest here. Back when I started hobbying, I'd see fewer but better girls, because I was looking for a novel experience anyway; I was already fucking girlfriends all the time, and the hoes just rounded things out (I may love steak, but sometimes I want chicken, right?) What's better, five shitty $60 quickies on Old Nat, or one $300 fuckfest with a model quality girl in a nice hotel?

Anyway, this is a philosophical argument as old as the hobby itself.

But back to the girl in question: if I hear something good, I may check her out. Otherwise, if I want to sink my dick into some slim latina pussy, choice of the moment is one of Kacey Bangz's (herself a fun ride) new $300 girls, Katalina; http://thebangzcollection.companionf...m/models/39292.

O.

[The Parrot]

My dude, you specifically and a couple other chumps really sound like some sucker style busters. Please stop counting other dudes money just because you don't have much, it's really getting pathetic. You're the type dude that gets salty because some G's in the club spending big chips when you can't, saying something like, "them dudes simps for popping those black bottles and those Rose Perrier Jouet's, they could have just got a bud". Yeah, but that ain't what the fuck they wanted goofy. I don't know you but aways counting another mans money and worrying about what somebody else has in their pockets reeks of being a true simp ass, duck, no business having, born insecure super lame, you even surpassed super lame simple, you're an ultra lame, Urkel.

Oh I could spend 500, but I'm not stupid enough to do that. Neither am I a beta male like the SIMPs who do that.

Comparing tricking off to spending big money in the club is like comparing apples and spaghetti.

Furthermore, who gives a flying Fvck what you think of me?

My aim has been spot on lately. So far I've managed to hit 2 SIMPs. The rest of you clowns need to come out the bushes before you get hit with another stone!!

Thanks for the comedy, I needed a good laugh before bed.

Keep wasting 500 on these birds, hopefully you'll end up like that rich old simp on Glenwood.

LOL I am robin hood to these simpletons!

[GrChZebo]

Wow!! She is very cute and young, but 500 for 30 minutes to an hr with her is ridiculous.

500 is damn near rent money for some people. Only rich and old SIMPs like ozymandias would pay a ridiculous rate like that.

I pity the fool who is that desperate to pay a chick 500 just for an hr of her time.

Disgusting.

My dude, you specifically and a couple other chumps really sound like some sucker style busters. Please stop counting other dudes money just because you don't have much, it's really getting pathetic. You're the type dude that gets salty because some G's in the club spending big chips when you can't, saying something like, "them dudes simps for popping those black bottles and those Rose Perrier Jouet's, they could have just got a bud". Yeah, but that ain't what the fuck they wanted goofy. I don't know you but aways counting another mans money and worrying about what somebody else has in their pockets reeks of being a true simp ass, duck, no business having, born insecure super lame, you even surpassed super lame simple, you're an ultra lame, Urkel. Go look in the mirror and say, "see a simp smack a simp", and smack yourself.

And don't say anything back to me either, this is not a conversation. Just learn from it and stop worrying about what others do with their paper, make and mind yours.

[NuGuy36]

Wow!! She is very cute and young, but 500 for 30 minutes to an hr with her is ridiculous.

500 is damn near rent money for some people. Only rich and old SIMPs like ozymandias would pay a ridiculous rate like that.

I pity the fool who is that desperate to pay a chick 500 just for an hr of her time.

Disgusting.

It's all relative and why some dudes enjoy expensive wine and others prefer the cheap stuff. I wouldn't sweat it, there are price points for all hobbyists.

[The Parrot]

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...rican/41178528

Wow!! She is very cute and young, but 500 for 30 minutes to an hr with her is ridiculous.

500 is damn near rent money for some people. Only rich and old SIMPs like ozymandias would pay a ridiculous rate like that.

I pity the fool who is that desperate to pay a chick 500 just for an hr of her time.

Disgusting.

[Mrmojo69]

I'm so confident in my heterosexuality that a bunch of hard legs can't keep me from fucking a couple of hot girls multiple times.

Well said.

[JusTheTip]

Been a lot of gang bangs going on lately with a couple attractive ladies, attractive ladies I'd like to bang my damn self. I'm just trying to bring in the understanding of a gangbang. Do you have to be a slight homosexual / bi guy to fully enjoy the gangbang experience. The only way that I can see myself being in a gang bang is if I smash first, get my nut, and than watch everybody else get theirs. Play with a nipple, get some head. Kill some time.

Being around other dudes naked is something you get use to while in the military, not so much now but when open bay showers were the norm. I can get by with understanding that. I just can't understand the sloppy seconds for the life of me. I can't imagine immediately sticking my dick in some pussy that is dripping with someone else's nut. That's not a pot that I want to stir. I wouldn't be able to keep wood.

So my question for the straight dudes is, how do you participate in a gang gang and fully enjoy yourself? Are mental blocks used?

I'm so confident in my heterosexuality that a bunch of hard legs can't keep me from fucking a couple of hot girls multiple times.

[JusTheTip]

Have you ever had an erection while watching guy-girl straight porn? Was it the guy or the girl that turned you on? If you aren't sure then you have something to think about. If you are sure that it's the girl that turned you on then this is just like that. Ignore the guy focus on the girl.

We have a rule "no male or male contact", which lets bi-guys know this is NOT that kind of party. These are strictly straight only events.

Usually the girls cleanup with wipes between guys. There are some guys that tell the girls not to cleanup and go in sloppy seconds.

I thought it would be odd too being in the same room as other naked guys, but your focus naturally goes to the girls and you mentally block the guys.

The appeal of the gangbang in my opinion is that I can get off and watch pretty girls get fucked while I wait to be ready to go again. So it's sex, watch live porn, and then more sex, all for the price of a QV.

Here's a bit of reality for ya. We've all probably had sloppy seconds whether we realize it or not. If ever visit professional girls you know some guy just left that hole a few minutes before you walked in the door.

Even nonprofessional girls too. When I was in college I knew a girl that dated several guys and none of the guys knew about the others. She told me she often had sex with two of them within an hour of each other.

Cracks me up when people brag about how creamy a provider got for their visit.

[The Parrot]

If you're basing your sense of self esteem on how you treat some Panola Road hoe, you're doing it wrong. And stop thinking and worrying so much about what other men are doing with their dicks!

Literally, this whole thing should be as simple as finding a suitable girl, swinging by the ATM on the way there, wetting your dick, and then being on your way; if you're desperately preoccupied with some kind of half-baked economic philosophy of hoeing outside of that interval, well, hey, guess what? There are cheaper hobbies.

O.

A hit dog will holler, looks like my aim is still spot on. Thanks for exposing yourself LOL, I knew it would bring you out.

Continue doing what you want with your money, rich old man.

Like I said in post, the status quo will probably never change.

What a shame.

[Mrmojo69]

Been a lot of gang bangs going on lately with a couple attractive ladies, attractive ladies I'd like to bang my damn self. I'm just trying to bring in the understanding of a gangbang. Do you have to be a slight homosexual / bi guy to fully enjoy the gangbang experience. The only way that I can see myself being in a gang bang is if I smash first, get my nut, and than watch everybody else get theirs. Play with a nipple, get some head. Kill some time.

Being around other dudes naked is something you get use to while in the military, not so much now but when open bay showers were the norm. I can get by with understanding that. I just can't understand the sloppy seconds for the life of me. I can't imagine immediately sticking my dick in some pussy that is dripping with someone else's nut. That's not a pot that I want to stir. I wouldn't be able to keep wood.

So my question for the straight dudes is, how do you participate in a gang gang and fully enjoy yourself? Are mental blocks used?

Have you ever had an erection while watching guy-girl straight porn? Was it the guy or the girl that turned you on? If you aren't sure then you have something to think about. If you are sure that it's the girl that turned you on then this is just like that. Ignore the guy focus on the girl.

We have a rule "no male or male contact", which lets bi-guys know this is NOT that kind of party. These are strictly straight only events.

Usually the girls cleanup with wipes between guys. There are some guys that tell the girls not to cleanup and go in sloppy seconds.

I thought it would be odd too being in the same room as other naked guys, but your focus naturally goes to the girls and you mentally block the guys.

The appeal of the gangbang in my opinion is that I can get off and watch pretty girls get fucked while I wait to be ready to go again. So it's sex, watch live porn, and then more sex, all for the price of a QV.

Here's a bit of reality for ya. We've all probably had sloppy seconds whether we realize it or not. If ever visit professional girls you know some guy just left that hole a few minutes before you walked in the door.

Even nonprofessional girls too. When I was in college I knew a girl that dated several guys and none of the guys knew about the others. She told me she often had sex with two of them within an hour of each other.

[Head Hunting]

I just surfed backpage for a hot minute and that shit is blah. The same ole tired worn out faces spamming the board with their tired ass ads. Lady, if you've been running $40 and $50 specials for the past 3 years now, its time to "get out of the game". Some of these chics are nowhereans. They're going nowhere fast. I'm looking at some of these ads and I see, "No fetish, No bare, No anal, No BBJ, No black men, No men under 30, No kissing, No GFE". And I see this all in one ad! Jezus Piece! These chics got all these no, no, no to everything, who do you think will actually patronize your services. You don't do much of anything.

Why are some of these chics even doing this in the first place? I even ask some chics via text if they do bb mouth and they get offended and say don't text me anymore, I play it safe. I'm like really? That offends you. Your on a freaking sex site for crying out loud. Nothing sexual should offend you. What, do you think guys want to pay $100 qv for everything covered with a chic on Panola Road? These chics are freaking ridiculous and what's worse you got some saps who are actually patronizing these ridiculous chics. I just read a review on that escortbabylon.com (corny ass site).

Some guy there just paid $240 for an hour with an unknown backpage chic. He said she had alot of rules and he wasn't allowed to kiss her. What a cornball? Why would you pay all that money to an unknown, then you get disrespected when she hits you with her never ending rule book. Stupid! These dudes are so desperate. They think paying more money equates to better service and more loosening of the rules. Reality check! Since I've been doing this, I've noticed that most of these chics are ungrateful. You can empty your whole bank account on them and they will still hit you with the rule book and rush you out of there in 15 minutes or less.

Reality check!! Most of these chics who have ads on backpage and the likes are only doing this for 1 thing. Money!! They're looking for fast money and only see you as a bank account. Their main goal is to extract as much money out of you as possible. They don't want any regulars. They don't care if you never come back again. They just want you in and out as quickly as possible and have the next trick coming in right behind you. These boneheads are so stupid, that's what they think its all about. Getting guys in and out of there as quickly as possible. They don't realize that, that will dry out real fast when word gets around that they're a waste of time. Then they'll wish that they provided good service to the imbecile that gave them $240 per hour who they hit with the rule book.

When guys start low balling them with $30 and $40 deals, they'll realize what an ass they was to disrespect the guy that gave them $240 bucks. And furthermore, why are these chics ripping off guys that are paying $240, $300, $400 for their services. It baffles me when I see a review of a guy that paid $400 and the chic rushed him out of there with shitty service. Like beeyotch, what were you thinking? You don't ever rip off guys that are paying that much money. That's your bread and butter you asshole! You give those guys what they want so they can keep coming back with $240, $300, and $400 bucks. Those same guys can tell their $240, $300, $400 paying friends about you and you can have more big ballers on your team.

These chics are so fucking stupid its a shame. Then they complain about not making any money and guys low balling them. That's what you get you asshole for ripping off a guy that paid you $240 and you shitted him with your bullshit rule book. Dumb ass!! These chic's don't know how to make any money. That's why you got chic's like Black Cherry who's been selling ass on backpage and the streets for years and still lives in the hood with no transportation. That chic should be floating on money right now the way she has so many people talking about her, but that bonehead still can't get her act together. You can call that moron a 100 times a day and that fool would never pick up the phone. How the hell do you plan on making any money asshole if you don't even answer your freaking phone!!

I'm just sick and tired of seeing the same ole tired stupid morons flooding the internet with their tired ole ads. Go retire already and get a good civie job!! Your presence is exasperating!

http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...rican/41178528

[Ozymandias]

Blah blah blah

Rant over!

If you're basing your sense of self esteem on how you treat some Panola Road hoe, you're doing it wrong. And stop thinking and worrying so much about what other men are doing with their dicks!

Literally, this whole thing should be as simple as finding a suitable girl, swinging by the ATM on the way there, wetting your dick, and then being on your way; if you're desperately preoccupied with some kind of half-baked economic philosophy of hoeing outside of that interval, well, hey, guess what? There are cheaper hobbies.

O.

[Ozymandias]

I see a BP and call and get Voicemail to which I leave a message. Then I send a quick text asking "if they have any availibility today" . Fucking crickets. I look at recommendations on here, same thing. I look on the oThER site, same thing. I will literally text 10 chicks in a day with 0 responses and nada, zip, nothing.

Sure, I get lucky sometime but even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometime. I'm using the sideline app and seemed to have better luck on the Tracphone but not sure its related.

Anyone else have the same experience? Advice? Ain't no one got time to spend 4 hours for a qv.

I pretty much don't bother with BP unless it's a girl who's been positively mentioned here, but generally I get a pretty quick initial response; where girls shut down is when they realize you're not going to see them RIGHT NOW. For example, I might send a text asking for a rate quote, and then I get that pretty quickly; if I then say "are you available weekday mornings" (or whatever; I like to have an idea of some girls I can call at certain times), THEN it might go "crickets".

A lot of these girls are looking for fairly immediate responses at the time they post; I think if you look at some of your nonresponsive girls, you'll discover they posted there ads at a few hours remove from your call.

I like to prospect: I get the rates and availability down so I can call them on an hour's notice (or whatever) later. It works less well with the intermittent type girls who are doing this to augment their McDonald's job, versus the actual pro hoes who tend to be more widely available and responsive (because they are literally living in a hotel room waiting for calls and knocks).

O.

[GetUrRollOnMan]

Been a lot of gang bangs going on lately with a couple attractive ladies, attractive ladies I'd like to bang my damn self. I'm just trying to bring in the understanding of a gangbang. Do you have to be a slight homosexual / bi guy to fully enjoy the gangbang experience. The only way that I can see myself being in a gang bang is if I smash first, get my nut, and than watch everybody else get theirs. Play with a nipple, get some head. Kill some time.

Being around other dudes naked is something you get use to while in the military, not so much now but when open bay showers were the norm. I can get by with understanding that. I just can't understand the sloppy seconds for the life of me. I can't imagine immediately sticking my dick in some pussy that is dripping with someone else's nut. That's not a pot that I want to stir. I wouldn't be able to keep wood.

So my question for the straight dudes is, how do you participate in a gang gang and fully enjoy yourself? Are mental blocks used?

[The Parrot]

I just surfed backpage for a hot minute and that shit is blah. The same ole tired worn out faces spamming the board with their tired ass ads. Lady, if you've been running $40 and $50 specials for the past 3 years now, its time to "get out of the game". Some of these chics are nowhereans. They're going nowhere fast. I'm looking at some of these ads and I see, "No fetish, No bare, No anal, No BBJ, No black men, No men under 30, No kissing, No GFE". And I see this all in one ad! Jezus Piece! These chics got all these no, no, no to everything, who do you think will actually patronize your services. You don't do much of anything.

Why are some of these chics even doing this in the first place? I even ask some chics via text if they do bb mouth and they get offended and say don't text me anymore, I play it safe. I'm like really? That offends you. Your on a freaking sex site for crying out loud. Nothing sexual should offend you. What, do you think guys want to pay $100 qv for everything covered with a chic on Panola Road? These chics are freaking ridiculous and what's worse you got some saps who are actually patronizing these ridiculous chics. I just read a review on that escortbabylon.com (corny ass site).

Some guy there just paid $240 for an hour with an unknown backpage chic. He said she had alot of rules and he wasn't allowed to kiss her. What a cornball? Why would you pay all that money to an unknown, then you get disrespected when she hits you with her never ending rule book. Stupid! These dudes are so desperate. They think paying more money equates to better service and more loosening of the rules. Reality check! Since I've been doing this, I've noticed that most of these chics are ungrateful. You can empty your whole bank account on them and they will still hit you with the rule book and rush you out of there in 15 minutes or less.

Reality check!! Most of these chics who have ads on backpage and the likes are only doing this for 1 thing. Money!! They're looking for fast money and only see you as a bank account. Their main goal is to extract as much money out of you as possible. They don't want any regulars. They don't care if you never come back again. They just want you in and out as quickly as possible and have the next trick coming in right behind you. These boneheads are so stupid, that's what they think its all about. Getting guys in and out of there as quickly as possible. They don't realize that, that will dry out real fast when word gets around that they're a waste of time. Then they'll wish that they provided good service to the imbecile that gave them $240 per hour who they hit with the rule book.

When guys start low balling them with $30 and $40 deals, they'll realize what an ass they was to disrespect the guy that gave them $240 bucks. And furthermore, why are these chics ripping off guys that are paying $240, $300, $400 for their services. It baffles me when I see a review of a guy that paid $400 and the chic rushed him out of there with shitty service. Like beeyotch, what were you thinking? You don't ever rip off guys that are paying that much money. That's your bread and butter you asshole! You give those guys what they want so they can keep coming back with $240, $300, and $400 bucks. Those same guys can tell their $240, $300, $400 paying friends about you and you can have more big ballers on your team.

These chics are so fucking stupid its a shame. Then they complain about not making any money and guys low balling them. That's what you get you asshole for ripping off a guy that paid you $240 and you shitted him with your bullshit rule book. Dumb ass!! These chic's don't know how to make any money. That's why you got chic's like Black Cherry who's been selling ass on backpage and the streets for years and still lives in the hood with no transportation. That chic should be floating on money right now the way she has so many people talking about her, but that bonehead still can't get her act together. You can call that moron a 100 times a day and that fool would never pick up the phone. How the hell do you plan on making any money asshole if you don't even answer your freaking phone!!

I'm just sick and tired of seeing the same ole tired stupid morons flooding the internet with their tired ole ads. Go retire already and get a good civie job!! Your presence is exasperating!

You are preaching to the choir. The providers have zero incentive to provide good service or honor their services advertised.

Thirsty, worthless and horny old S. I. M. P.S. With low self esteem don't give them any pushback whatsoever. They have no backbone with their wives or with a bird on backpage.

Manhood has become a joke in this feminized society. The cookies are placed on too high of a pedestal. Men have the resources the providers NEED to survive, while providers have the goods men WANT REALLY BAD!

Those beta males are complacent in their position, and as a result the women do the bare minimum. If only those old fools would realize they need us and we simply WANT them.

Women greatly outnumber men, so why do we treat them like they are rare and indisposable? While on the other hand, men are the minority, especially rich men. Yet they get treated as if they are disposable and easily replaced.

The bottom line is: as long as men are willing to put up with the bs, then it will NEVER change. If men only had more self-control / discipline, myself included!!

Men stand up and realize your worth!! Also realize the worth of your money!! You work hard for it, they don't!

However I am wasting my time ranting about this. The status quo will most likely never change anytime soon. I vow to leave this game before I turn 30 and become a worthless simp like some of the clowns who drop 250+ for subpar service.

It is irrelevant how much money you make. If you are dropping 250+ on BP then you are just an idiot with low sdlf-esteem even if you are a millionaire. Some clown here had the audacity to say he doesn't mind wasting money, disgusting!!

I'll repeat it one last time for the choir:

Men stand up and realize your worth!! Also realize the worth of your money!! You work hard for it, they don't!!

Stop enabling them to treat you like crap! Money talks and your money is saying: "treat me like crap, I don't care what you do!

Rant over!