Massage Parlor Reports

**DeuceBigalow** · 12-15-16 12:34

Originally Posted by RedBandit3 [View Original Post]

ANy luck with the many massage parlors near the Hard Rock Casino?

Which ones give you the most mileage?

There is very clean Asian spa right across hard rock parking lot. I had a dream of meeting there very attractive late 20's lady name LuLu. Very very good experience. The same plaza as t mobile.

**NoobMonger305** · 12-13-16 18:47

Taft and close to hiatus AMP.

60 fh plus 60 HJ or 100 CBJ and daty good attitude and ok oil massage.

Pembroke rd and 19th AMP (not jade, I haven't been there. I'm talking about the one between the convenience store and the subway).

65 fh plus 60 HJ 100 CBJ 140 cfs with daty great attitude and great oil massage.

**Rustys** · 12-12-16 12:24

Originally Posted by BrowardMan6942 [View Original Post]

I can only guess how old Eden is by now.

For those of you unfamiliar, Eden went from $150 online advertiser and occasional $120 walking / motel gal -- to marketing herself as a nuru specialist when it became popular in adult entertainment. She charged $200-$250 for a full hour nuru experience, no FS at that price just hand + oral. Maybe 2 years ago, she decided that she'd build what she has now, trying to milk $2 k+ out of guys for these experiences. I can't imagine they get a lot of business, but for these gals who likely have other jobs, it just takes one client every week or two. Eden is at least 45 now, and while she was good when I saw her about 4 years ago at the $200 price, her new business model is not something any of us should even entertain or acknowledge.

**DahBull** · 12-09-16 12:39

Originally Posted by TotalAssman68 [View Original Post]

What's the full name or address?

It is in the strip mall after UNIQUE SPA. It is a single level tucked in the back. It is not COCO or MOMO. If you reached COCO or MOMO you have gone too far. Best direction is head east on Oakland park from SW 31st, it will be on the south side. The strip mall after UNIQUE SPA building. I am not sure about the address. Stay safe.

- DB.

**TotalAssman68** · 12-08-16 19:16

Originally Posted by DahBull [View Original Post]

Had a dream that I went in there and had HHR massage, turned in to some extras with CFS. Two attendants, one boney and another with some meat on. Had the meaty one in the dream. Good service and damage in the dream was $. 4. I would repeat if I lived here.

- DB.

What's the full name or address?

**DahBull** · 12-08-16 14:44

Had a dream that I went in there and had HHR massage, turned in to some extras with CFS. Two attendants, one boney and another with some meat on. Had the meaty one in the dream. Good service and damage in the dream was $. 4. I would repeat if I lived here.

- DB.

**Bone Yard** · 12-07-16 21:43

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...-3107/29393871

Stopped in for a half-hour for. 45. Drew Mary. Typical looking Asian girl, probably mid 30's, cute. I asked for a light to medium massage and I must've fallen asleep as I had a dream that on the flip I massaged her buttocks which may have given her the hint that I needed some special attention. In my dream she also let me suck on her small B's. All I know is that when I woke up I was pretty happy so she must have given a good massage. I have also had Cici there and my experience was similar although Cici seems a little older and in my dreams with her she was closer to an A. Usual tip is. 4.

**WJzipper** · 12-07-16 12:28

I'm assuming the ads that have Independent, "Not a Spa" and the girl's height / weight in the title are TGTBT. There are a couple with videos, but then there are some with older pics of porn stars Anastasia and Bailey (as Jessica and Victoria) in them. I know occasionally P.S.'s are available in South Florida, but those would be exceptional. Anyone tried those ads and gotten someone close?

**BrowardMan6942** · 12-03-16 16:42

I can only guess how old Eden is by now.

Originally Posted by Colombian26 [View Original Post]

WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.

**Normal Guy** · 12-03-16 13:10

Originally Posted by RafLeo1919 [View Original Post]

So I'm yet to try a place yet but would really like to. Any advice on where to go? Also, what to do / ask for vs what not to do. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

Be nice, polite, friendly, respectful, perhaps with a bit of flattery. Ask, but don't complain, about prices beforehand. Don't ask if it includes FS / HE or make hand jestures. Don't dress or smell like a bus-boy who just got off work. When taken to the room, strip 100% down and sit (not lay) on the table. Make sure your soldier is 100% at attention when she enters the room. Extend your arms out, and let HER hug YOU as a barometer of things to come.

That is my advice.

A Korean girl in Orlando once told me that gently touching her, and perhaps even touching yourself briefly, makes them feel more at ease that you are not LEO.

**Normal Guy** · 12-03-16 13:03

Originally Posted by LemerLamb [View Original Post]

So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

http://classymassages.com

The State of Florida has just announced that lottery ticket sales are up 30% after the release of the video posted on Classy Massage's website. (Prices are a bit higher than anything I have seen before here, but a man can still dream.).

**LemerLamb** · 12-02-16 19:33

Originally Posted by Colombian26 [View Original Post]

WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.

They are outrageously high but at the same timr, it comes to 500 $ hr which idnt unheard of.

**Colombian26** · 12-02-16 15:32

Originally Posted by ChiefJones [View Original Post]

Traveling down from Orlando, is this real?

I recall reading a review somewhere last couple of days. And it was a real positive one. So I would venture to say yes.

**Colombian26** · 12-02-16 15:31

Originally Posted by LemerLamb [View Original Post]

So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

http://classymassages.com

WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.