Massage Parlor Reports

[Bone Yard]

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/The...-3107/29393871

Stopped in for a half-hour for. 45. Drew Mary. Typical looking Asian girl, probably mid 30's, cute. I asked for a light to medium massage and I must've fallen asleep as I had a dream that on the flip I massaged her buttocks which may have given her the hint that I needed some special attention. In my dream she also let me suck on her small B's. All I know is that when I woke up I was pretty happy so she must have given a good massage. I have also had Cici there and my experience was similar although Cici seems a little older and in my dreams with her she was closer to an A. Usual tip is. 4.

[WJzipper]

I'm assuming the ads that have Independent, "Not a Spa" and the girl's height / weight in the title are TGTBT. There are a couple with videos, but then there are some with older pics of porn stars Anastasia and Bailey (as Jessica and Victoria) in them. I know occasionally P.S.'s are available in South Florida, but those would be exceptional. Anyone tried those ads and gotten someone close?

[BrowardMan6942]

I can only guess how old Eden is by now.

WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.

[Normal Guy]

So I'm yet to try a place yet but would really like to. Any advice on where to go? Also, what to do / ask for vs what not to do. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

Be nice, polite, friendly, respectful, perhaps with a bit of flattery. Ask, but don't complain, about prices beforehand. Don't ask if it includes FS / HE or make hand jestures. Don't dress or smell like a bus-boy who just got off work. When taken to the room, strip 100% down and sit (not lay) on the table. Make sure your soldier is 100% at attention when she enters the room. Extend your arms out, and let HER hug YOU as a barometer of things to come.

That is my advice.

A Korean girl in Orlando once told me that gently touching her, and perhaps even touching yourself briefly, makes them feel more at ease that you are not LEO.

[Normal Guy]

So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

http://classymassages.com

The State of Florida has just announced that lottery ticket sales are up 30% after the release of the video posted on Classy Massage's website. (Prices are a bit higher than anything I have seen before here, but a man can still dream.).

[LemerLamb]

WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.

They are outrageously high but at the same timr, it comes to 500 $ hr which idnt unheard of.

[Colombian26]

Traveling down from Orlando, is this real?

I recall reading a review somewhere last couple of days. And it was a real positive one. So I would venture to say yes.

[Colombian26]

So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

http://classymassages.com

WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.

[Srw211]

Has anyone seen her.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Bod...-milf/40558444

Traveling down from Orlando, is this real?

[LemerLamb]

So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

http://classymassages.com

[RafLeo1919]

So I'm yet to try a place yet but would really like to. Any advice on where to go? Also, what to do / ask for vs what not to do. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

[SolidSnake17]

Has anyone seen her.

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Bod...-milf/40558444

[BiggNutt]

My friend will be visiting the area Friday and Saturday nights. He's looking for a Latina parlor that will provide a full menu without breaking the bank. PM me and I will pass along all of your info, if you ever visit the SW coast he would be able to lead you in the right direction. Thanks in advance.

[Biggy313]

Visiting from Detroit any places that give a good massage and BJ / and or FS. LMP prefered or indy. Any info helps thanks. If ever visiting the D, will help you out for sure.

[Normal Guy]

Now how am I supposed to get laid? What a waste. What a fucked up law.

This is America. Speak up, gents. Laws change, as do the priorities of how they are enforced. LEO needs to do something when churches or neighbors complain, and if no one else speaks up? Let your officials know how you want your tax money spent, and what priorities of crimes should be the focus.