Streetwalker Reports

**HcLine** · 12-04-16 21:13

Originally Posted by AgentMulder [View Original Post]

No Fear. I frequent the area in my $100.5 K car (my other car is a 2005 Accord, but, hey, going incognito for me in the Hood would be totally uncivilized) without any problems. I became right popular with all the locals, in fact, one can even call it a kind of philanthropism, I provide them with stylish transportation which they may never otherwise experienced, to many of the more exotic locales in style.

Also, I never worry much about the local HEAT. You see, if the Fuzz witness you providing business and goodwills to the local populace, especially while driving in a $100.5 K car, they can be, well, down-right facilitative and amiable.

However, unfortunately for me, since my ostentatious acquisition of that $100.5 K philanthropist mobil, I now have no home, nor food on the stove. But hey, live it up, that's my motto and tomorrow is another day. And besides, I's got more crack hoe and all the locals to impress, you reckon?

Oh, by the way, would anyone be interest in some sort of "timesharing" of a hot $100.5 K car to go cruising for crack hoe? I can sure use some money for food.

Glad you spoke up. I was the guy in the Bentley on Friday that high fived you outside the micky d's on potapsco and washington. Thanks for the Big Mac. Nex time it's my turn. Cops love my whip too never no how with the issue you know.

**Lump6588** · 12-04-16 19:41

Originally Posted by Checkumout [View Original Post]

Are you talking about lazy eye heather.

She was in a bad car accident in October. Her leg in a halo with screws in it. Highly doubt it was her.

**Mw Jrp** · 12-04-16 08:56

I did not ask for digits and she had no phone, that I noticed. I have never been in Baltimore before and won't likely be here again. Be safe and good hunting. MW.

**TheDarkSkorpio** · 12-04-16 02:56

They were out in full force tonight. Marked and unmarked. Please be careful out there tonight.

**BoloBellgrande** · 12-04-16 01:03

Has a date that's becoming a problem for her. He's getting too possessive of her. He's given her a phone and is blowing it up calling her. He's even talked about marrying her. I met the guy late Thursday night early Friday morning. We were both at a familiar friends house hanging out. I was waiting on some SW to get back to me via text, and he was waiting for Anna to wake up from her slumber on the couch.

His name is Ronald, he's about 5 "9 maybe a bit taller. He's a dark skinned black guy with a light Go Tee on his face. Anna says he told her he was locked up recently for attempted murder. Just be aware of you're surroundings when you're with her and if someone who fits that description walks up on you. From my brief conversation with him, he didn't seem like the kinda guy that would lose it over street meat, but you never know, right?

I'm getting too old for this shit! I was on my way into the dollar store in Mount Claire Junction to get some lube, as soon as I opened the door, I see a dude and a girl fighting in the store. The girl was one of the cashiers, the dude was a customer, so I thought. I mean they were fist fighting and knocking over displays in the store. Another female cashier joined in for a minute, then a male cashier jumped in. The guy finally left the store after picking up the store keys after they fell out of the pocket of one of the cashiers.

I can't believe how stupid this guy is The first thing you see when you come in is a TV with a video recording everything in the store. The police showed up later of course, I got my lube and split before they could start asking questions.

**Agent Mulder** · 12-04-16 00:14

Originally Posted by Montaigne [View Original Post]

First off, I am a senior. Very senior. Member. Do the Baltimore police have jurisdiction to impound and keep your car for solicitation? the only car I drive these days would definitly be targeted for confiscation if they can do that (it's a 100 K car). Not asking about the prudence of driving around Wilkins in a car that costs two times the price of many of the rowhouses. Just if it can be confiscated if they suspect me of solicitation.

No Fear. I frequent the area in my $100.5 K car (my other car is a 2005 Accord, but, hey, going incognito for me in the Hood would be totally uncivilized) without any problems. I became right popular with all the locals, in fact, one can even call it a kind of philanthropism, I provide them with stylish transportation which they may never otherwise experienced, to many of the more exotic locales in style.

Also, I never worry much about the local HEAT. You see, if the Fuzz witness you providing business and goodwills to the local populace, especially while driving in a $100.5 K car, they can be, well, down-right facilitative and amiable.

However, unfortunately for me, since my ostentatious acquisition of that $100.5 K philanthropist mobil, I now have no home, nor food on the stove. But hey, live it up, that's my motto and tomorrow is another day. And besides, I's got more crack hoe and all the locals to impress, you reckon?

Oh, by the way, would anyone be interest in some sort of "timesharing" of a hot $100.5 K car to go cruising for crack hoe? I can sure use some money for food.

**Mw Jrp** · 12-03-16 23:27

I found her at Payson. She was waiting for another date but he was late. And she claims to live outside this hell hole! Boy, I've seen some rough hoods but Baltimore takes the cake. Sorry to dis your fine city. I took her to my $250/ night suite at the Inner Harbor and banged her good after she sucked me for a while and got me up.

Along the way I DATY at one of the tastiest giners I've enjoyed in a long time. Her little button responded with a nice O. But it was her no-kids tight giner that is spectacular. I had her ride CG but did not last long. The cute young ones have that effect on me. LOL She also nutted CG as she rode me. And she rides with spirit!

It took longer to get thru the traffic and back to the drop, than I lasted. Grace has nice, stand-straight-out, B size tits with small nipples, and they are fun to squeeze and suck.

She is the self proclaimed "only normal one" out there, so I was lucky to find her. She held firm for. 6 for H&H, and I almost dropped her, but she was too cute and hot to let go. The other gals in the hood were no where near Grace's looks. So, I decided to donate as she wanted.

Be safe and good hunting. MW.

**Klove48** · 12-03-16 04:09

Was sitting in my car by Busy Bee's tonight and who walks pass but Heaven. I immediately called her over to the car and she got in. She was sooooo fu*ked up, that as soon as she sat down in my car, she had to open the door and puke in the gutter. She said that it was because she had a migraine headache so I left it alone. Her words were very slurred but I openly asked her why in the fu*k was she back. She stated that she had some legal issues in Maine so, she had to get out of dodge. I told her to get out, walk around and get some fresh air to try to wake-up some because she was quickly deteriorating in my seat. We hugged it out and I told her to be safe. Peace.

**Checkumout** · 12-02-16 19:32

Originally Posted by Flfcsr [View Original Post]

Is this the older white Heather? Not exactly a looker but great attitude?

Are you talking about lazy eye heather.

**Flfcsr** · 12-02-16 18:44

Originally Posted by Jimbob410 [View Original Post]

Meet up with heather Tuesday morning around 430 am. Picked her up by the you haul on Washington Blvd.

Is this the older white Heather? Not exactly a looker but great attitude?

**Lombardo** · 12-02-16 17:20

Originally Posted by Ebdawgg [View Original Post]

I am not sure what the legal terms are but you bet that LE can take your car. I have seen it done. Now they might not be able to do more than impound it in a city yard but they can definitely tow your wheels.

I don't think that Md has Civil Forfeiture for things like being busted with a SW but if you are busted. Arrested - they will likely tow your car to one of the city owned lots and you will have to pay to get it back.

For some crimes in some states, and this is becoming a money maker for state and some local governments, they can seize your car and keep it. After they have had it for a period, they can sell it. BCPD used to have a Corvette seized from a drug dealer and ultimately forfeited. BCPD painted it blue and white as their cars were at the time.

Bottom line is that if you are busted, there is a good chance that your ride will be gone at least until you are released from Central Booking and can retrieve it from a city impound lot.

Added to that is plenty of LEOs. And again I have seen this. Will take your cash if you are busted. Once they have you, the rules. In their eyes. Become flexible and you are at their mercy.

Be careful and don't get busted is by far your best bet FWIW. Good luck and happy hunting.

If LE pulls you over, with a SW in your car, make damn sure you park your car properly when you stop. Also make sure to close all windows. If your car is interfering with traffic, or if you stop on an intersection of no parking area, they will tow it. If they needed to "secure" your vehicle, I. E. If the windows are open, then they will call the towing company.

**Klove48** · 12-02-16 16:18

Haven't posted for a minute due to recouping from knee surgery. But after 3 1/2 weeks of being in the house on the mend, I got the ok the drive. So I came out Wednesday early Thursday morning just to see what had changed, and I cruised thru the w / w for about an hour but I didn't see anything but this cute little redhead standing at Ramsey & Payson but about time I got back she was gone. She looked kinda young, early 20's, but had very red hair, (my Kryptonite) and was a real cutie. Any info please share; but anyway I decided to head home and when I got to Millington & Wilkens, I saw a "slim goodie" on the corner by the church, so I made a quick you-turn and made the scoop. Her name was Amanda, real cool and personable. We got to my spot and I wanted a BBBJ but she wanted. 30, so I countered with the normal donation with a propina if all went well. I sure glad I made the scoop. She knows what she is doing, I didn't have to give any instruction and it was fantastic, and I consider myself a "head connoisseur", but she was a definate 9 out of 10. As for Nicole, I was cruising thru the circle last night when a fresh face gave me the wave, so I did a quick you, and when I pulled up she reminded me of a petiete Lisa. Fair skinned kinda blonde reddish hair, and average looking. She was kind of quite and nervous at first but I let her do the cop check (which doesn't mean sh*t) but it made her feel more comfortable. She said the she was ok with a BBBJ so we agreed. We got to my spot and she removed her hoody and she looks real young for her age 27, but she was real unrushed and had superior technique for a young chic. Had my toes curling, no BS. A definate repeat if I can catch her. Peace.

**Horsetrader** · 12-02-16 12:18

Originally Posted by Ebdawgg [View Original Post]

I now realize why plenty of posts have such poor punctuation: The software for the site turns dashes into periods. Sorry for the bad punctuation below. Next time I will use commas instead of dashes. I do know how to punctuate and good punctuation makes the posts clearer and easier to read. I guess the auto punctuation helps most of the time.

The software does lots of crazy things - I didn't know turning dashes into periods was one of them. Hyphens seem OK.

Seniors can fix most punctuation problems by posting and then editing. Dashes are allowed in some situations after editing. But, not everything can be fixed by editing.

**Ebdawgg** · 12-02-16 12:14

I now realize why plenty of posts have such poor punctuation: The software for the site turns dashes into periods. Sorry for the bad punctuation below. Next time I will use commas instead of dashes. I do know how to punctuate and good punctuation makes the posts clearer and easier to read. I guess the auto punctuation helps most of the time.

**Ebdawgg** · 12-02-16 10:34

I am not sure what the legal terms are but you bet that LE can take your car. I have seen it done. Now they might not be able to do more than impound it in a city yard but they can definitely tow your wheels.

I don't think that Md has Civil Forfeiture for things like being busted with a SW but if you are busted. Arrested - they will likely tow your car to one of the city owned lots and you will have to pay to get it back.

For some crimes in some states, and this is becoming a money maker for state and some local governments, they can seize your car and keep it. After they have had it for a period, they can sell it. BCPD used to have a Corvette seized from a drug dealer and ultimately forfeited. BCPD painted it blue and white as their cars were at the time.

Bottom line is that if you are busted, there is a good chance that your ride will be gone at least until you are released from Central Booking and can retrieve it from a city impound lot.

Added to that is plenty of LEOs. And again I have seen this. Will take your cash if you are busted. Once they have you, the rules. In their eyes. Become flexible and you are at their mercy.

Be careful and don't get busted is by far your best bet FWIW. Good luck and happy hunting.