Backpage Advertiser Reviews

**Member #6005** · 12-03-16 16:49

Avoid this one:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...d-fun/17580717

It's Kristi. As someone else has said, there probably isn't anyone who's repeated with her. Wonder why.

**Member #6005** · 12-03-16 16:25

Like you have to make something happen, reflect on this:

* Save your money.

* Save your time.

* Save your self respect.

The girl who refuses to discuss her services over the phone? Tell her you don't feel comfortable discussing your payment over the phone. Tell her to take a chance on that.

The girl who opens the door and looks 10 years and many miles older? Tell her you forgot your wallet, but you'd be happy to stay and give her a back rub.

And on and on.

Jerking off has many advantages over this nonsense.

**ThoughtIdJoin** · 12-03-16 16:19

Originally Posted by Popeyemadison [View Original Post]

Limited time, fellas:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...a-bbw/17578000

If only that were true, right?

I saw that. Put this part time monger off his feed.

**Member #5967** · 12-03-16 15:17

Originally Posted by Popeyemadison [View Original Post]

Limited time, fellas:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...a-bbw/17578000

If only that were true, right?

You going to hit her up, popeye? LOL.

**Member #5967** · 12-03-16 14:53

I saw Mary Fox today. The link is an older ad, as she just removed the one from today. I left her a voicemail with all the information she requested. I looked up her reviews on TER, so I thought she would be a good one to see. She texted back asking me when she would like to meet. Responded back, and later I was on my way to her east side incall.

The pictures of her in her ad are old, as she is much heavier now. She's very curvy. I don't want to say BBW, but she's getting close. Her legs are no where near as skinny as they are in the pictures. Also, her face is not that good looking if I'm being brutally honest. Maybe a 5 or 6 at best.

On the plus side though, she was very nice and easy to get along with. She will kiss, but doesn't like tongue. BBBJ and many different positions. She does like sex and seems to enjoy what she does.

All in all, I will not repeat. I like girls who are skinny / average sized, and I was just not that attracted to her. Maybe I had high expectations due to all the reviews on TER. Save your money for Shae or Sam or someone of that quality / attractiveness.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cials/16867325

**Member #6005** · 12-03-16 11:09

Limited time, fellas:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...a-bbw/17578000

If only that were true, right?

**RawlSocket** · 12-02-16 12:58

Finally have some time this weekend, and am going to try to hookup with Brooklyn, the skinny one. One thing I noticed in her recent ads, she's showing her face full on. I've noticed that girls who usually do this tend to move away. Has she mentioned that to anyone that's seen her recently?

**Member #5967** · 12-02-16 12:26

I haven't been with anyone recently, but I'm trying to get with Kali. When I texted her yesterday, she didn't respond. The pics in her last couple ads are salivating.

**Sponge Bob** · 12-02-16 11:36

Once I whittle it down just based on how the ad is (many years of experience) I will text and ask all the questions I need right away. Are you available today, rates, In / Out.

Hopefully they answer them all and it eliminates waiting for countless back and forth texts.

That being said just the nature of the business. Yes they get slammed with lots of calls / texts / emails. Guys set things up then cancel.

If I can't make it or change my mind I try to let them know.

Remember most of them aren't just sitting around waiting for horny guys to call, many work real jobs, have kids, tough to schedule.

Otherwise as we know read these forums, ask if you need to and remember to play safe!

Originally Posted by Popeyemadison [View Original Post]

I find that it takes an inordinate amount of time to sift through all the noise. But maybe I'm just addicted to it.

1. Search for new ads.

2. Ignore the stuff that I'm not interested in.

3. Text the ones that interest me to do the first screening:

* Incall?

* GFE?

* Rates?

The GFE filter is far from simple. As most of the bullshit artists will refuse to "discuss details. " I've learned to happily skip them. In my experience, a girl that's going to passionately fuck your brains out and want you to fuck hers out is not going to put up such a bullshit block to your inquiry. She'll artfully convey what you need to know.

The big thing that kills me is the endless waiting. Text and hear back hours later. On their end, you can only imagine how many guys are contacting them multiple times for every one text of yours. It's a fuck ton.

Anyway, how do you cope with this? I'm curious.

**Member #6005** · 12-01-16 23:02

I find that it takes an inordinate amount of time to sift through all the noise. But maybe I'm just addicted to it.

1. Search for new ads.

2. Ignore the stuff that I'm not interested in.

3. Text the ones that interest me to do the first screening:

* Incall?

* GFE?

* Rates?

The GFE filter is far from simple. As most of the bullshit artists will refuse to "discuss details. " I've learned to happily skip them. In my experience, a girl that's going to passionately fuck your brains out and want you to fuck hers out is not going to put up such a bullshit block to your inquiry. She'll artfully convey what you need to know.

The big thing that kills me is the endless waiting. Text and hear back hours later. On their end, you can only imagine how many guys are contacting them multiple times for every one text of yours. It's a fuck ton.

Anyway, how do you cope with this? I'm curious.

**Member #6005** · 12-01-16 22:02

I think this is the same girl that used to post as "Snowflake. " I've never seen her, but she's intriguing at least insofar as she's persistent, has a high opinion of herself, she's been around forever, and there's very little information about her.

She's adamant about not kissing. But will do it for a steep upsell. She once quoted me $350 / hour for kissing included. Yeah, no thanks.

Has anyone seen her?

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ddess/16157394

**Howard5354** · 12-01-16 21:39

Originally Posted by Popeyemadison [View Original Post]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-only/8966929

Has anyone seen her? The pics are obviously fake. I've contacted her. She's open to meeting first. The outcall only sort of dictates that for me, because I would have to get a hotel. And I wouldn't do that before meeting and confirming services with her.

Looks damn good. If she is close to these pics might be worth it.

**Member #6005** · 12-01-16 20:38

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...l-only/8966929

Has anyone seen her? The pics are obviously fake. I've contacted her. She's open to meeting first. The outcall only sort of dictates that for me, because I would have to get a hotel. And I wouldn't do that before meeting and confirming services with her.

**Member #6005** · 12-01-16 20:26

Originally Posted by Pm150 [View Original Post]

Mia's still around, just hasn't posted recently. If you have her number you can get a hold of her. Outcalls only though.

She asks $250 for an hour. Seems a bit high, especially when you factor in outcall only.

**Member #6005** · 12-01-16 20:22

This Shae is different / new:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-cash/17551573

Not to be confused with the other Shae that recently resurfaced, used to post with Mia as Trinity, etc.

I saw this new Native Shae recently. I thought she was cute, but YMMV. I had one of the best times of my life with her. I won't go into all the details here.

She's very hard to get a hold of. She smokes and she seemed saturated with the smell. It was almost too much for me. As you can read from her ad, she's in a bit of a pinch.

Don't expect immediate response. Don't expect timely follow through. I somehow got past all that and found a smart, cute girl who was open to and enjoyed pretty much anything I wanted.