Massage Parlor Reports

[CougarBait]

Just left Relax. Saw was a girl who I think was new, Kelly. She's the 4th provider I've seen there and by far the best. There are two older women (mid 30's maybe) who are normally there and look sort of similar. One I like a lot, the other not as much. I was greeted by the one I don't like as much so I was a bit disappointed. But while I was using the restroom another guy showed up. She gets me in my room, leaves, comes back, tells me 5 min. So I figured the other girl who I usually see is finishing up with someone and then coming to me.

Door opens, I turn my head to see who I've got, and she's brand new to me. Probably 5'7, 125,34 B / C. Really cute in a little flowy black dress and I'm pumped.

Then the massage starts and it is fantastic. Best massage I've had at an AMP. That's not saying much since most of them aren't there to give high quality massages. Once she's done with my shoulders and upper back I reach around behind her (she's by my head) and start rubbing her legs and ass, which are just phenomenal.

She moves on to the legs and starts the teasing.

Then the flip and negotiation. She wants. 6 for standard, $ for BJ, and $ . 4 for FS. I opt for BBBJ. No CIM but COT is OK. She strips down and fuck I love that body. Just my type, and a little bit of an Asian Bush. FIV was allowed. Didn't try for DATY but plan to next time. Finished with her kneeling and me standing to COT.

[Viriato]

On their website it specifically states you can't ask the staff for anything of a sexual nature. 99 dollars for a table shower seems a bit expensive to me. If the girl could shower with you then the 99 dollars would be well worth it. I may try it since I live by Wrigley Field.

That doesn't necessarily mean much. I've been to a few places that explicitly say not to proposition masseuses, they don't offer sex, etc, only to have them turn around and offer me a HE anyway. I don't think that places that provide extras necessarily say they do, for obvious reasons. That being said, I looked into Masaj a while back because I heard they had a pregnant girl and couldn't find much. $99 is a lot to pay for a massage with no extras, but everything about them looks legit and despite claims they offer extras, I couldn't find a review anywhere. My guess is at best its a YMMV type place, if that, but I'm not going to spend the time and money to investigate. You'd probably have to put in multiple visits before getting extras if they're even on the table. Anyone with different info feel free to enlighten me if I'm wrong.

[FrankyCando]

Has anyone checked out the new place on Western north of North Ave?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5896318625.html

Have walked by a few timesl, land haven't seen anyone in there, so curious as to how it is.

Any info would be greatly appreciated, since it's close to home.

I visited more than a month ago started out fine.paid for the hour then a huge upsell 25 minutes into it and then sour puss face when I told her just massage and then she left out the door and never came back into room I waited another 25 minutes and got dressed and left ...no tip nothing while she held the front door open for me ....I showed her my roll of cash ,seemed she cussed at me lol and I told her she has bad attitude for business and would not last long bcs she wouldn't get return customers.....

also note : the alley right there lots of druggies hang out there

[Ron M]

This was discussed over the summer at some length. Search the forum for "Turkish", it may have been in the Backpage or Craigslist thread though.

But to sum it up, some people claimed basic extras were available. However when I tried it there was no hint of extras. Despite my complete exposure and minimally suggestive overtures, there was no tease to speak of and definitely no HE. Of course YMMV.

Thanks Henry for confirming what I thought. I'll avoid going here.

[HenrySmall]

This was discussed over the summer at some length. Search the forum for "Turkish", it may have been in the Backpage or Craigslist thread though.

But to sum it up, some people claimed basic extras were available. However when I tried it there was no hint of extras. Despite my complete exposure and minimally suggestive overtures, there was no tease to speak of and definitely no HE. Of course YMMV.

On their website it specifically states you can't ask the staff for anything of a sexual nature. 99 dollars for a table shower seems a bit expensive to me. If the girl could shower with you then the 99 dollars would be well worth it. I may try it since I live by Wrigley Field.

[Chitownbjg]

Has anyone checked out the new place on Western north of North Ave?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5896318625.html

Have walked by a few timesl, land haven't seen anyone in there, so curious as to how it is.

Any info would be greatly appreciated, since it's close to home.

[Avg Joe]

QUOTE=ChgoJJ;3155270]I remember Roni and her little second floor place!!

Me too. Got to be good friends with her too. Fun lady.

Also got to be close friends with several other ladies there.

Also had the place over on Michigan Av.

Tina worked there. Very nice.

Wonder what ever happened to her??

Roni is retired from the business, living out of the country and has a legit job. I believe Tina is retired as well.

If you know, PM me.

Thanks, Barney.

Roni is retired from the business, living in another country and has a legit job. Tina I believe retired as well.

[Hellatrouble123]

40 hhr, 60 hr. She wanted $ for The extra but went ahead okay with. 8.

What was the damage at the door and for extras?

[Angai]

What was the damage at the door and for extras?

I haven't been to ruby in years, but last time I was offered that service there they said it was a buck. I declined, because I got a better massage from Mei at t pro at the time and a buck covered everything there.

[DMichaels69]

Better than with a hat.

It has been used for years at many spots by many different girls for many reasons. All covered here by you guys.

Don't let it surprise you, in the right hand and mouth, it can be awesome, so just enjoy the moment and fun it can bring to your session with the little Hoover.

[LongRanger99]

Went and stopped by today. Quiet day. Asked for Yoyo- a 40's, MILF, good body, natural tits, maybe a 7. Read good things about her. Opted for hhr, weak massage, then flip. Gave her menu. Opted for #2. She does not go full.

She undressed made me play with her top and bottom. One weird thing was she took a plastic saran wrap and wrapped my dick with it. 1st time getting a BJ with saran LOL it felt weird. She did play and licked the boys, but I let her take off the wrap and finished Russian.

Has any of you tried saran wrap BJ? Just weird. It almost felt like a condom, just probably because she had it all soaked with her saliva.

What was the damage at the door and for extras?

[Barney]

QUOTE=ChgoJJ;3155270]I remember Roni and her little second floor place!!

Me too. Got to be good friends with her too. Fun lady.

Also got to be close friends with several other ladies there.

Also had the place over on Michigan Av.

Tina worked there. Very nice.

Wonder what ever happened to her??

If you know, PM me.

Thanks, Barney.

[Beast42]

It was told to me and I don't want to take any chances. I think intent to solicit sexual act. Guess you can explain to the judge. That's probably what LEO would say. You have your day in court to say your side of the story. It's up to you if you want to go court.

Last I checked. The possession of a prophylactic was Legal in the state of Illinois. The bottom line is: keep your shit together. If questioned by the LEO, deny everything and if not caught with your junk buried into a provider, you can do that.

[Confucius]

It has been used for years at many spots by many different girls for many reasons. All covered here by you guys.

Don't let it surprise you, in the right hand and mouth, it can be awesome, so just enjoy the moment and fun it can bring to your session with the little Hoover.

[Ron M]

Has any of you tried saran wrap BJ? Just weird. It almost felt like a condom, just probably because she had it all soaked with her saliva.

After this I'm never going to get saran wrap to store food. I'm using wax paper and aluminum foil from now on.