Massage Parlor Reports

[TJ Dog]

We're not fooling anyone. If there are prying eyes, they know what all the code means. There are no secrets, only luck that LE hasn't stepped in yet.

If your one who doesn't like the idea of giving up code, here is a new set of code to consider:

YIWTAAMP = Yesterday I went to an Asian massage parlor.

IOBGAHJ = I over-paid, but got a hand job.

ISLFTHG--YPGBAL = I'm still looking for the holy grail--young, pretty, great body, and loose.

EOTN = Enough of this nonsense.

I'm out.

Concur. It makes about as much sense as the "I had a dream. " nonsense that, thankfully, seems to have run its course.

[Tennis Nut]

Angela gives a very good massage and a decent HJ. Anyone have any luck getting more from her? If so, please PM me.

[Tennis Nut]

This place is next to Vons on Santo Rd. And Clairemont Mesa Blvd. In Tierrasanta. Mimi gives a great therapeutic massage, but no extras are offered. I went twice in two days hoping to get lucky the second time, but I didn't luck out.

[Tennis Nut]

The reason you have trouble with code is because too many people screw it up. If Sd1619 used it properly, he paid $120.

I'd appreciate anyone that could explain why this code is used. There is nothing secret about it, it's a well defined abbreviation.

We're not fooling anyone. If there are prying eyes, they know what all the code means. There are no secrets, only luck that LE hasn't stepped in yet.

If your one who doesn't like the idea of giving up code, here is a new set of code to consider:

YIWTAAMP = Yesterday I went to an Asian massage parlor.

IOBGAHJ = I over-paid, but got a hand job.

ISLFTHG--YPGBAL = I'm still looking for the holy grail--young, pretty, great body, and loose.

EOTN = Enough of this nonsense.

I'm out.

[Horsetrader]

I always have trouble w / code. Did you pay 120 or 200?

The reason you have trouble with code is because too many people screw it up. If Sd1619 used it properly, he paid $120.

I'd appreciate anyone that could explain why this code is used. There is nothing secret about it, it's a well defined abbreviation. It seldom saves much typing and the forum's auto-format feature tends to separate the keystrokes in an odd way, which only seniors have access to edit for readability.

[TJ Dog]

........ and she asked how much could I spend. I said 1, she smiled and took my hand and put it on her ample breasts and then drew $. 2 on my palm. I hate to haggle. So off we go.

I always have trouble w / code. Did you pay 120 or 200?

[BlueSkyBlue]

Her name? The name of the establishment for those of us who don't know Hz. Damage? $40/$40?

Would you repeat?

I've reviewed this place before so sorry for the lack of specifics this time.

Sorry but I didn't remember the name of the new girl but I do regularly go to this shop.

YMMV but I always get a good deep tissue and s good HE so I'm happy leaving 1 $ for every thing.

I think the rate is now $50 an hour but they always work hard on my back so for me it's worth it.

Place is in a shopping plaza right off of rancho bernardo road right next I 15 next to a cigar shop and a cafe there is a fed ex nearby.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/BodyRub...-2842/21080152

[Lascivious]

I'm intrigued by this place. They have a pretty blatant menu on their website. Rates aren't bad, if reports are correct that they don't expect tipping beyond thier menu rates.

Younger Non-Asian girls. They look good but not unrealistic. Any other mongers willing to chime in?

[Tennis Nut]

I stopped by here yesterday afternoon in Rancho Bernardo and was surprised to see a new girl was working. This place can get pretty busy so a fresh face is a nice change. I thought she was cute probably in her early 30's with a fit and firm body and a fun attitude.

Good massage with a good slow finish. There was some good OTC roaming at the end while she worked my member and I left happy.

Her name? The name of the establishment for those of us who don't know Hz. Damage? $40/$40?

Would you repeat?

[BlueSkyBlue]

I stopped by here yesterday afternoon in Rancho Bernardo and was surprised to see a new girl was working. This place can get pretty busy so a fresh face is a nice change. I thought she was cute probably in her early 30's with a fit and firm body and a fun attitude.

Good massage with a good slow finish. There was some good OTC roaming at the end while she worked my member and I left happy.

[Sd1619]

Saw the updated add on BP for Relax Spa on Flanders that two new girls were providing services today and decided to check it out at about 6:30 pm The ad said Tina and Sunny were there and I called ahead just to make sure. When I got there I was greeted by a Chinese woman wearing a tiny sailor costume. Cute! Her name was Mimi. She was about 5'00 and cute with long hair. I asked for an hour and she lead me to a room way in the back. She asked me to get undressed and that she would be right back.

Frankly I wasn't interested in the massage, so I just undressed and laid down on my back. When she came back in she smiled wryly and asked if I'd been there before and I said yes, that I normally see Amanda. She said that Amanda was at the new location today and she hoped that I would like her as much. She started kissing my neck and her hand travelled down under the towel covering junior. As she stroked she murmured, "too big, too big. " I smiled and asked her "too big for what?" She said she'd show me -- she walked over to the door and locked it then stripped as she walked back to the table. I have to admit she has a nice rack for one so short. And they're real! Definitely stacked nicely. She teased and liked junior and asked if I wanted more. I said yes, and she asked how much could I spend. I said 1, she smiled and took my hand and put it on her ample breasts and then drew $. 2 on my palm. I hate to haggle. So off we go.

She was enthusiastic, put the raincoat on, and used both her mouth and other attributes very aggressively. I don't know if she's naturally so wet or just really turned on tonight, but she was dripping wet. It was a very satisfying session and after she gave me a hot towel she got called away because there were more customers. The receptionist actually came in to help me dress and get me some water. She kept asking if everything was okay and if I needed anything else. Honestly she was a cutie herself and I was almost tempted to ask her if we could go at it again -- but I had to go. Mimi came back in quickly and apologized that she had to go. As I was leaving I crossed paths with Sunny -- she giggled as we went around each other. She was apparently with a client and was just holding her dress on -- very cute, definitely going back to try her!

[MikeHall]

This was a 2-day adventure.

On Saturday about 7 pm I decided to try Ocean Spa (El Cajon on and. Mollison--or "Millison", as they say in their BP ad). It's on the 2nd floor of a corner strip mall that looks like converted apartements. A lot of foot traffic around--El Cajon scuzzos--and out of one of the offices downstairs I swear the guy inside must be dealing drugs. He had 3 quick walk in visits in the short time I was there. Anyway, there was no answer at the door of this spa and a phone call went to voicemail, despite the ad saying they were open until 10 (or was it 11? Anyway, much later than 7!

So I decided I'd give F & H Massage (Santee / El Cajon across from In-and-Out) another shot. Young but chubby Chinese girl with very little Engrish skills has to go get the masseuse who's busy servicing someone. The masseuse who came out happened to be the decent looking MMS I saw last time I was there, but that time my masseuse turned out to be a big fat brute. MMS / masseuse was dressed very sexy but tells me the next appointment won't be for 45 minutes. I don't wait around.

Next up is Diamond Spa (La Mesa near On Cue) where I had good luck last time I was there (which was also the first time I was there). Again, a Chinese girl with no Engrish comes out and frantically makes a phone call. After asking several times whether anyone is available, she says "No. " Fuck! I bail again.

Nearby is Fletcher Massage (La Mesa). I call ahead this time and make sure they can do a 60 minute massage, which they say they can. When I get there, a white guy is sitting in the front office, possibly waiting for a friend. I stand there a few minutes, but no one comes out. The white guy says, "I think you have to press that button on the counter. " I do, and eventually MMS comes out and shows me to a room. Masseuse was not bad looking--late 30's, not petite yet not chubby, she'll do. She was wearing capri pants and a top with a very padded chest. I rubbed her calf--the only thing near me exposed--which she didn't mind, even putting my hand back on it when I let go. Promising.

Right after the flip, she kept asking how was my. How you say. (something in Chinese). And indicated "breath". I said, "Oh, 'breath'. Fine, just fine. " "Thank you, teacher," she said and bowed. I laughed.

At this point I'm exploring OTC, which she doesn't object to. She smiles and says, "You're very handsome. " Little Mikey has created a tent, but she just giggles and is careful not to expose him on the front rub. She eventually peeks under the little sheet to check out Little Mikey and exclaims, "Ooo!" and giggles. But after some more lame rubbing she does the slapping of the muscles and declares, "OK, finished. " WTF!

Maybe I should have been more aggressive, maybe she was leery I was LE and might do more next time, but this was very disappointing. 60 min was. 4 with appropriate tip. Since I had my massage, I call it a night and decide to try again the next day.

Come Sunday afternoon (after the Charger game), I was naturally pretty frustrated, so I opted to try Ocean Spa again. My damn phone was having trouble, so I just drove there instead of calling ahed. Now all the access to the 2nd floor of that business complex was locked up. Grrrr!

So I make my way to another place in El Cajon I saw advertised on BP--Foot Spa (El Cajon on and. Johnson near Hacienda restaurant). PPS said I could get an hour massage right away, so I feel better already. I asked if I could use the bathroom (had a couple beers to recycle), and he forgot to collect the money before the masseuse showed me to the room off a central exposed area where a couple people were getting foot massages.

Masseuse was May--30's, not bad looking, thin, in the light I'd rate a 5, but in the dim room she looked a bit better--she'll do just fine. Massage was pretty damn good. She has kung-fu grip! When I was on my stomach she mounted my legs and used her knees to get out the knots left over from my exasperated search the previous day, working her way up my back. It was good. Then she mounted the table again near my head and rubbed my back with her hands. I took the opportunity to stroke her legs and chest (she was wearing black stockings and a very padded top), later rubbing her ass and crotch OTC. She never objected, but wouldn't let me go UTC.

After the hot towel wipe down and the flip, she went over and locked the door. Yes!

After getting the go ahead, she eventually grabs Little Mikey who by now is at full attention, and away we go. After I did my duty, she cleaned me up extensively--every nook and cranny.

As I leave, I give her. 4, and since I don't see PPS, I give MMS the. 4 for the 60 minutes he forgot to collect ahead of time.

All in all, a good massage from a decent provider with a nice HJ at a good price with no negotiation. Ya can't beat that with a stick. I'd repeat.

[Gunners78]

Is it me or what? She's not inviting or friendly looking. Granted she's young and has a great body, but I bet you don't get to touch it. She probably wears a chastity belt, too, during business hours. Oh, and her husband, who doesn't get shit at home from her, probably frequents AMPs himself for some relief.

2 ladies work out of this location. An above average massage with HJ. Nothing else offered. Would not repeat just because so much is out there.

[JayLake]

Is additional tipping expected beyond the quoted fees?

Nah not like AMPs. They are just independent providers really, no mamasan or anything typical like that.

[Nfnjr98]

He's referring to the girls from "SD Miracle Oasis. ".

They all have a ton of reviews on are-maps. There are a couple fake ones indicating FS from one of them, but it's fairly well-accepted that no extras besides HJ are available there. Very costly for the hour, but the masseuses are young and very good looking.

Is additional tipping expected beyond the quoted fees?