USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

[Hillbilly Bob]

I recently contacted Bridget on USAA and she seems like a wonderfully nice lady, but I have to ask: Any intel?

Couldn't find anything on here and just wanted to be safe before I took the "plunge" so to speak.

Any help is appreciated!

She has been reviewed here several times.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Any way to get her digits? Wanted to see her in the past, but can't seem to find her ads nowadays.

She has a post here on USA.

[LoveThyTitties]

Yes Venti White Chocolate Mocha with extra shot coffee based with whip cream and chocolate drizzled on top. Yummy!! Hahaha.

Guess I need to switch from pineapple to Venti White Chocolate Mocha, LOL.

[Hillbilly Bob]

I've talked about this agency before and reviewed Tiffany here a week or so back. I've seen her several times, both when she was with a previous agency, and now with this agency. I like her. She is a bit thick, but young, good skin, eager to please, BBBJ (no CIM), variety of positions, takes a pounding in K9, southern accent, boobs B-C, kissing yes, nice enough. (Don't know about DATY. No Greek.) Travels down from Dayton, but the agency does not charge a travel fee. PM me if you have questions about her.

Other than that, I have found this agency frustrating. CD has some gorgeous girls = awesome, right? Should be great. The guy who runs it, Brad, is nice and tries to help. He prefers phone calls to texts so you actually do talk to him here and there. He tries to help.

The problem is the only real provider he has is Tiffany. I have not been able to meet with any other providers after repeated attempts.

Summer is new, and Summer actually has hours where she can meet. The problem is she is unreliable. I set an outcall with her (through Brad. Everything is through Brad) at my hotel and she cancelled at the last minute claiming sickness. No big deal. But then a week later I asked Brad if she was healthy again and he said that she said yes. So I got a hotel, and. She was sick again. Brad apologized profusely. A week later, I had a hotel already after seeing someone. So I texted Brad and said "Can Summer come over right now?" He said "Yes, she is open for a few hours and not with anyone else right now. I will text her right away. " But his texts to get a hold of her failed for hours, and I never saw her. No big loss on Try #3 because I didn't book the hotel room for her. So Summer is real and seems smoking hot, but getting her is a crap shoot, I suppose.

All the other girls are not typical providers as we think of them. According to Brad, most of these girls work a few hours a week if at all. That's why you can't see them. They just really don't work. For example, I asked about Jordan and he said that she only works a few hours a week and will let him know availability at the last minute. I'm guessing that means at 7 pm on a Wednesday she says to him "I am open from 8-11 tonight" but then he can't arrange anything.

So problem #1 is that many of these (hot!) providers aren't working at all. Secondly, Brad does not plan out by the week, and that is a bad method. If you call Steve at EE and say "When is Galina working this week?" he will lay out the hours. But Brad does not plan out the whole week. He texts them every morning and asks them if they're available TODAY. So there is no planning ahead in the schedule, and I think that hurts him and the providers and us in terms of scheduling. But it's his method. Shrug.

So I've basically moved on from trying with them to talking with Steve and EE. I've seen Galina and Brookee so far and they're both keepers.

Very frustrating because these CD girls seem gorgeous, but basically out of reach.

If anyone has any luck with this agency (outside of Tiffany), let me know. PM me and we'll start a conversation.

Not sure but Kati looks a lot like Kyla on backpage. I could be wrong but if it is she is a fun girl to be with.

[ZefPunk]

Saw Victoria recently for the first time in a long time. Set up was easy since we have been together before. She seemed happy to see me. She's really responsive to DATY and puts a lot of effort into doggy. Great BBBJ too. I shouldn't stay away so long!

Any way to get her digits? Wanted to see her in the past, but can't seem to find her ads nowadays.

[ZefPunk]

I recently contacted Bridget on USAA and she seems like a wonderfully nice lady, but I have to ask: Any intel?

Couldn't find anything on here and just wanted to be safe before I took the "plunge" so to speak.

Any help is appreciated!

[HuntLadys29]

Brookee is 150 per hour solo. BR is 200 per hour solo. That's 350 by my math. Together, there is some kind of black magic, b / c they are 550 per hour. That's a 200 per hour vig to watch them eat each other out basically. I'll stick to fucking Brookee solo and have 3 hours of fun. LOL.

I've had 5 duo experiences in my lifetime and I've had only 1 where they went down on each other and that was Alexis and Desi that used to work for Buddha those 2 were a great time I did have 2 SW and one went down on the other while I was banging her but it wasn't GFE or particularly fun the others wouldn't touch each other I could understand one because that was Ella and JoJo sisters but the max I'd pay would be 250 and they would have to be guaranteed fun, I only need 1 mouth and 1 pussy for 30 minutes to satisfy me. HL29.

[NotANewbie]

After having enjoyed both of these knockouts individually on multiple occasions, This would be my ultimate "Dream Team. " Unfortunately they are pricing themselves out of play for the normal monger, especially without knowing how much or how well they play together. I would pay $400 for an hour but asking price is just too steep for my blood and wallet.

[Irl Fan]

Saw Victoria recently for the first time in a long time. Set up was easy since we have been together before. She seemed happy to see me. She's really responsive to DATY and puts a lot of effort into doggy. Great BBBJ too. I shouldn't stay away so long!

[TechComHudson]

Brookee is 150 per hour solo. BR is 200 per hour solo. That's 350 by my math. Together, there is some kind of black magic, b / c they are 550 per hour. That's a 200 per hour vig to watch them eat each other out basically. I'll stick to fucking Brookee solo and have 3 hours of fun. LOL.

I agree.

After seeing this duo offering and knowing their increased rates, I asked another separate provider recently about this -- asking if both her and the other girl's rates go up if they *duo* for an hour, and she said Absolutely. So this price raise is not just Busty Red and Brookee. Evidently, it could be more common if the girl rarely duos. Who knows.

But beyond problem #1 of those high high costs for 1 hr, you have the problem of not knowing exactly what's on the menu and how that works out.

I was seeing an upscale provider a while back and asked her about duos. She said that most girls will volunteer for duos because it's more money and more business, but plenty of girls that do duos are "gay-for-pay" (her words), not bi, and that will affect your overall experience because it could limit what they do to each other, and their enthusiasm.

Personally, if I'm paying for a duo (and especially if there is an upcharge for it), I'm assuming there is DATY in all directions, for starters, but there is a good chance that might not be the case. And awkwardly figuring out where the lines are when you're in the middle of an expensive session has got to be a huge buzzkill.

Not a big deal in the end, because both Busty Red and Brookee are great and hot and nice, and seeing them separate is just fine by me.

[TechComHudson]

They have been posting several girls for some time but I never see any reviews. Attempts to set something up have failed. Does this Agency actually do business? Has anyone here saw Summer, Katie, Tiffany, Jordan, et al?

http://www.cincinnatidesire.com/home.html

I've talked about this agency before and reviewed Tiffany here a week or so back. I've seen her several times, both when she was with a previous agency, and now with this agency. I like her. She is a bit thick, but young, good skin, eager to please, BBBJ (no CIM), variety of positions, takes a pounding in K9, southern accent, boobs B-C, kissing yes, nice enough. (Don't know about DATY. No Greek.) Travels down from Dayton, but the agency does not charge a travel fee. PM me if you have questions about her.

Other than that, I have found this agency frustrating. CD has some gorgeous girls = awesome, right? Should be great. The guy who runs it, Brad, is nice and tries to help. He prefers phone calls to texts so you actually do talk to him here and there. He tries to help.

The problem is the only real provider he has is Tiffany. I have not been able to meet with any other providers after repeated attempts.

Summer is new, and Summer actually has hours where she can meet. The problem is she is unreliable. I set an outcall with her (through Brad. Everything is through Brad) at my hotel and she cancelled at the last minute claiming sickness. No big deal. But then a week later I asked Brad if she was healthy again and he said that she said yes. So I got a hotel, and. She was sick again. Brad apologized profusely. A week later, I had a hotel already after seeing someone. So I texted Brad and said "Can Summer come over right now?" He said "Yes, she is open for a few hours and not with anyone else right now. I will text her right away. " But his texts to get a hold of her failed for hours, and I never saw her. No big loss on Try #3 because I didn't book the hotel room for her. So Summer is real and seems smoking hot, but getting her is a crap shoot, I suppose.

All the other girls are not typical providers as we think of them. According to Brad, most of these girls work a few hours a week if at all. That's why you can't see them. They just really don't work. For example, I asked about Jordan and he said that she only works a few hours a week and will let him know availability at the last minute. I'm guessing that means at 7 pm on a Wednesday she says to him "I am open from 8-11 tonight" but then he can't arrange anything.

So problem #1 is that many of these (hot!) providers aren't working at all. Secondly, Brad does not plan out by the week, and that is a bad method. If you call Steve at EE and say "When is Galina working this week?" he will lay out the hours. But Brad does not plan out the whole week. He texts them every morning and asks them if they're available TODAY. So there is no planning ahead in the schedule, and I think that hurts him and the providers and us in terms of scheduling. But it's his method. Shrug.

So I've basically moved on from trying with them to talking with Steve and EE. I've seen Galina and Brookee so far and they're both keepers.

Very frustrating because these CD girls seem gorgeous, but basically out of reach.

If anyone has any luck with this agency (outside of Tiffany), let me know. PM me and we'll start a conversation.

[CameronB]

Sorry for the confusion. I supposed I could have been more organized. Of course I will repeat.

First, a small typo early in the report where it said the word "hour" should have said "half hour. " I only had her first visit requirement of thirty minutes available to me.

I likely appeared back and forth in my prior report because if it were just about ANY other provider I would not have stayed after arrival.

But when a spinner appears in my line of sight as smoking hot as little Lacey, who gives a fuck about time limits? So like I said, I only stayed in hopes of the longer session repeat. Again, I considered this visit an investment.

What I didn't mention about her in my last report was she's also intelligent and articulate. She has a good demeanor and personality. Just naturally guarded as is likely the case for every first-time encounter.

Cam.

Wow. That wasn't confusing. So did you like her or not? Cause it seemed liked you went back and forth. To answer your question about how some of us do hhr appts, I do 30 min cause sometimes that's all I can do on a lunch break. On an off note I loved the Nikki Charm and Little Cinderella comparison. LOL.

[Knight73]

I came out of retirement (again) for this one:

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...tel-room-.html

She's willing enough. And after a patient couple of days to hear back from her but willing to act quickly once I did, I discovered there are hurdles, hoops, and other obstacles that, in the end, I actually consider reasonable. Assuming you follow her rules, you'll get through Lacey's gate. And where some of you may not consider the above worthwhile, then that's good. More for us.

Lacey's the ultimate woman-child. All woman with the body of a teenager. Not your thing? More for us. Her stunning sculpted yet youthful face and lithe mildly tattooed and nearly flawless ballerina body barely hints she's a MILF. She'll likely be carded at bars for decades to come. Seriously above average hygiene. Her DATY was beyond succulent. Her tiny a cups fit her body perfectly. Yes, she's of legal age. Lacey allows one's deep dark desires to be exercised in optimized relative safety.

And that's the point. Lacey's safety protocols simply enhance yours (assuming you have any). But I left out one tiny other rule: hour first time incall only in order to qualify for outcall later. "Really?" I originally thought when I first read her reports. But once I obtained accurate descriptions from fellow USA hobbyists whose opinions I actually trust (not many of them), and the moment I saw her in person, it was clear this first-time knockout visit was a priority investment toward proving myself worthy of subsequent and longer visits with this petite spinner goddess. Only time will tell if I'm invited back for rounds two through twelve.

Seriously, for me thirty minutes is barely sufficient time to respectfully engage a cordial greeting, checks, small talk, icebreaking, and eventually getting down to business with anyone in order to still have sufficient time remaining for a well-cultivated and memorable pop. How do you guys do thirty minutes? Is everyone in that much of a hurry? Yet, I scheduled a half-hour visit for my first time ever in decades and I didn't care. Pop? Who needs a nut when you've got the ultimate classic porn nymphet blend of Nikki Charm and Little Cinderella all rolled into one (look them up young boys) playing grownup with you? On this day the pop was honestly not necessarily the goal. Other rules that may sway you? She'd rather not BJ on first visit. Prefers minimal positions. Hands are restricted from a couple of understandable places (I'll let her explain). Oh yeah, plan not to have access to shower if that's something you like to have available for yourself after. Babywipe your way home.

IMHO this young one's maybe just a little burned out for an interesting reason. She doesn't appear bitter per se. I simply think her time so far in the hobby has forced her to naturally turn up her client screening spam filters and methods. Think about it. It's why EE does so well I'm sure (his harem would rather share with him than be bothered with first-time caller amateurs with no cash). But even once you're in Lacey's crib, she'll likely still be naturally guarded at first for, again, what I consider understandable reasons. We've seen it before. Except what I like about Lacey is she was professionally and matter-of-factly up-front about all of it. There's nothing worse than a provider who announces rules-as-you-go only to find yourself eventually paying for self-service. Fortunately that was not the case with Lacey. Lacey delivers.

Did I get my pop? Fuck yeah. In fact, I don't recall popping that quickly with anyone in a very long time. If you like 'them tiny, petite, beautiful, fit, squeaky clean, and you don't mind a somewhat guarded first date, this woman is one for your bucket list.

So unless you're willing get a similar investment of a potentially somewhat mechanical and potentially distant / awkward first date with Lacey out of the way in hopes the second round and beyond will be more relaxed, warm, and engaging with her (which I DO believe is going to be the case based both on this experience and prior USA reports and PM's), Lacey may possibly not be worth the trip. And if that's what your cheap ass decides, good! More for us!

Will report outcall round two assuming I'm still in line after this one.

Cameron.

Wow. That wasn't confusing. So did you like her or not? Cause it seemed liked you went back and forth. To answer your question about how some of us do hhr appts, I do 30 min cause sometimes that's all I can do on a lunch break. On an off note I loved the Nikki Charm and Little Cinderella comparison. LOL.

[Velvet Rayne]

Hmmm. Favorite drink? LOL.

Yes Venti White Chocolate Mocha with extra shot coffee based with whip cream and chocolate drizzled on top. Yummy!! Hahaha.

[CameronB]

I came out of retirement (again) for this one:

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...tel-room-.html

She's willing enough. And after a patient couple of days to hear back from her but willing to act quickly once I did, I discovered there are hurdles, hoops, and other obstacles that, in the end, I actually consider reasonable. Assuming you follow her rules, you'll get through Lacey's gate. And where some of you may not consider the above worthwhile, then that's good. More for us.

Lacey's the ultimate woman-child. All woman with the body of a teenager. Not your thing? More for us. Her stunning sculpted yet youthful face and lithe mildly tattooed and nearly flawless ballerina body barely hints she's a MILF. She'll likely be carded at bars for decades to come. Seriously above average hygiene. Her DATY was beyond succulent. Her tiny a cups fit her body perfectly. Yes, she's of legal age. Lacey allows one's deep dark desires to be exercised in optimized relative safety.

And that's the point. Lacey's safety protocols simply enhance yours (assuming you have any). But I left out one tiny other rule: hour first time incall only in order to qualify for outcall later. "Really?" I originally thought when I first read her reports. But once I obtained accurate descriptions from fellow USA hobbyists whose opinions I actually trust (not many of them), and the moment I saw her in person, it was clear this first-time knockout visit was a priority investment toward proving myself worthy of subsequent and longer visits with this petite spinner goddess. Only time will tell if I'm invited back for rounds two through twelve.

Seriously, for me thirty minutes is barely sufficient time to respectfully engage a cordial greeting, checks, small talk, icebreaking, and eventually getting down to business with anyone in order to still have sufficient time remaining for a well-cultivated and memorable pop. How do you guys do thirty minutes? Is everyone in that much of a hurry? Yet, I scheduled a half-hour visit for my first time ever in decades and I didn't care. Pop? Who needs a nut when you've got the ultimate classic porn nymphet blend of Nikki Charm and Little Cinderella all rolled into one (look them up young boys) playing grownup with you? On this day the pop was honestly not necessarily the goal. Other rules that may sway you? She'd rather not BJ on first visit. Prefers minimal positions. Hands are restricted from a couple of understandable places (I'll let her explain). Oh yeah, plan not to have access to shower if that's something you like to have available for yourself after. Babywipe your way home.

IMHO this young one's maybe just a little burned out for an interesting reason. She doesn't appear bitter per se. I simply think her time so far in the hobby has forced her to naturally turn up her client screening spam filters and methods. Think about it. It's why EE does so well I'm sure (his harem would rather share with him than be bothered with first-time caller amateurs with no cash). But even once you're in Lacey's crib, she'll likely still be naturally guarded at first for, again, what I consider understandable reasons. We've seen it before. Except what I like about Lacey is she was professionally and matter-of-factly up-front about all of it. There's nothing worse than a provider who announces rules-as-you-go only to find yourself eventually paying for self-service. Fortunately that was not the case with Lacey. Lacey delivers.

Did I get my pop? Fuck yeah. In fact, I don't recall popping that quickly with anyone in a very long time. If you like 'them tiny, petite, beautiful, fit, squeaky clean, and you don't mind a somewhat guarded first date, this woman is one for your bucket list.

So unless you're willing get a similar investment of a potentially somewhat mechanical and potentially distant / awkward first date with Lacey out of the way in hopes the second round and beyond will be more relaxed, warm, and engaging with her (which I DO believe is going to be the case based both on this experience and prior USA reports and PM's), Lacey may possibly not be worth the trip. And if that's what your cheap ass decides, good! More for us!

Will report outcall round two assuming I'm still in line after this one.

Cameron.