Rants and Raves

[Johnny Mapalo]

I've been texting around backpage and craigslist lately and these broads are ridiculous. I text some chic for her rates and measurements she tells me 5'2 150 pounds and $125 for a qv. Pfft. Really? Your height and weight disproportionate and you want $125 for a qv. Really? I text her back asking if she's GFE or something. She replied, "no GFE- I do everything covered, when are you coming". Pfft. I don't know, like never! Who do these chics they are? Sadly enough, I read some reviews on here and there are actually guys paying $100-$125 for a qv with everything covered. Really? Where is the value in that shit? And these guys actually say they will repeat as well. Really??

Another chic told me BJ only and $60 for a covered BJ. Pfft. Really? $10 more for an uncovered BJ. Pffft. Really? These chics are freaking ridiculous. Who are these chics fooling? They want to walk before they can crawl. Sadly enough, there are coons who are actually paying these ridiculous prices. I just found another review site about 1 month ago. Its the escortbablyon site. I never knew they had reviews on that site. Those dudes over there are the most corniest clueless dudes I've ever seen. Those are the cornballs who are paying $100-$125 qv. Chics who have negative reviews over here, have glowing positive reviews on that review site. Even some chics that I saw that were pure garbage have raving reviews on that site. LOL. I think most of the reviews over there are fabricated like a mother.

One guy over there paid $200 for an hour of outcall fun with an unknown chic on backpage. LOL. She came to his house and gave him 1 pop of covered everything for $200. LOL. He tried to kiss her, she told him that she doesn't do that on the first date. LOL. He went for daty, he was also told that she doesn't allow that on the first day. LOL. This guy basically got chumped off and he wrote in his review that he would repeat a 2nd time to see if things got better. LOL. A clueless desperate simp.

Another guy paid an unknown backpage chic for an hour of full service plus anal. LOL. She got the money, got on the bed with him and performed nothing. There was some commotion going on outside of her door, so she stopped before anything happened and went to see what was going on outside. When she got outside, the poor simp inside realized that the commotion was between a pimp and his hoe. His other hoe was the one who stepped outside to see what was going on. LOL. The girl that he paid 1 hour of anal and FS too. LOL. Once the pimp saw him, he tried to hussle the poor simp for more money. The simp said no so the pimp offered the simp the other girl he was arguing with. Mind you, the first girl got paid and did absolutely nothing. What did the poor simp do? Accept the pimps offered and paid the 2nd chic for 1 hour of full service. LOL. Desperate corny ass dude. The 2nd girls goes into the room, gets naked and gives the poor simp a handjob only. Moron. The simp paid for an hour session with 2 pimped out broad and all he got was a lousy handjob.

Stupidity at its best. Why the hell did this simp have money in his pockets to pay for an hour of FS with 2 chics. What a moron. Travelling with so much money in his pockets to visit some unknown backpage chic. He's lucky the pimp didn't rob his corny ass. In conclusion, yes, there are guys that regularly overpay whatever ridiculous rate a chic places in her ad. There are countless "simps" and "desperate coons" ready and willing to pay these ridiculous rates. Some of those dudes are so corny and desperate for a lay its a damn shame. Its like those fools in the strip clue that throw their monies in the air and the chics are not even paying them any mind. Getting absolutely no value for your money.

[WheresMyMule]

Well guys I'm ashamed to say I made a simp move.

As much as dislike SIMPs, here I am like an idiot displaying simpish ways.

This happened with my long time BSW utr of many years, her name is Browneyes.

I was strolling through Glenwood and gave her a call for Bbjcim car action. I scooped her from the affordable and then she said she was sooo thirsty she needed a drink before the session.

We stopped ay buddy's and like an idiot I trusted her and handed over 20 bones to buy a soda and come back.

As soon as 5 minutes passed it finally hit me!! She has no reason to come back Ti the car!!

She already has the whole donation. Damn I am such a fool, I walked in the store and she was no where to be found. She also stopped answering her phone.

I feel like such a fool and with my years of experience I should know better.

So that's a hard earned 20 bones down the drain!!

Use me an example, never trust a provider no matter how long you've known them! Never ever give money unless the session is about to start. Don't give them the opportunity to run off with the donation!

Now I wasted my last 20 for no reason. I am the simp of the year.

We have disagreed in the past and I suspect we will in the future but 20 bucks doesn't even come close to simp of the year. That 20 bucks bought you a ton of information.

Chaz Palmaterri is no simp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78-4RobJQ0Y

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I love how you threw in the perfect clip as evidence to your message. One of my favorite films. A really underrated movie imo. Deniro never plays a sane, honest good guy role. He did in A Bronx Tale.

[The Parrot]

Well guys I'm ashamed to say I made a simp move.

As much as dislike SIMPs, here I am like an idiot displaying simpish ways.

This happened with my long time BSW utr of many years, her name is Browneyes.

I was strolling through Glenwood and gave her a call for Bbjcim car action. I scooped her from the affordable and then she said she was sooo thirsty she needed a drink before the session.

We stopped ay buddy's and like an idiot I trusted her and handed over 20 bones to buy a soda and come back.

As soon as 5 minutes passed it finally hit me!! She has no reason to come back Ti the car!!

She already has the whole donation. Damn I am such a fool, I walked in the store and she was no where to be found. She also stopped answering her phone.

I feel like such a fool and with my years of experience I should know better.

So that's a hard earned 20 bones down the drain!!

Use me an example, never trust a provider no matter how long you've known them! Never ever give money unless the session is about to start. Don't give them the opportunity to run off with the donation!

Now I wasted my last 20 for no reason. I am the simp of the year.

We have disagreed in the past and I suspect we will in the future but 20 bucks doesn't even come close to simp of the year. That 20 bucks bought you a ton of information.

Chaz Palmaterri is no simp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78-4RobJQ0Y

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[GetUrRollOnMan]

Let me first say that you, johnny mapalo and bunnerysgt are my favorite reviewers on the board. For what its worth, just putting it out there.

Now, I fully understand your point of view. I'm just hard core to the bone, there's no way around it.

I have zero compassion for SIMPs and manginas, especially old fools like the idiot on Glenwood who was killed.

Since those types of men refuse to change, I rather see them disappear, through death or whatever means.

It IS that serious for me because they are messing the game up for everyone, including themselves. He is dead because of his own stupid decisions, for that I rejoice and celebrate.

I'm always happy when a SIMP gets taken out by his own actions. If they won't change, then I'd rather see them bite the bullet.

No offense to you by the way.

A dead simp always brings a smile to my face. One less simp to ruin the game, hopefully this will continue happening. It is a good thing on my eyes.

You've always been good with me bro. I still don't want to see simps die though LOL.

[The Parrot]

This is the second time you placed a disclaimer on your rant. If feelings get touched-let them get touched. Like the incident before, if someone questions a girl's gender that I reviewed- of course imma speak on it. Especially when someone makes a piggyback post in another section. Basically saying I'm banging trans. I ain't that type of roll man.

Now if I can piggyback on "know your reviewer", I want to talk about the BBFS section. A couple of occasions I've seen reviews or comments about a chick is BBFS when she is not. When I say not, I mean she doesn't openly advertise BBFS as in if you ask her straight up-she will tell you and give you prices. There is a high percentage of chicks that will BBFS you if you've seen them a few times and build up your rep. I've been seeing a lot of those cases and have been looking crazy when I ask that same chick straight up if she BBFS.

Street walker section dead? It'd be nice if pics were a req to write a review. Wishful thinking I know. Every chick I reviewed, I know I could tossed a couple more coins to snap a pic. They don't give a shit. If anything it'll give them free advertisement. I suggest the pics, because fellas! I don't ever ask them or remember their name. I don't care what their real name or street name is, so when someone writes a Review and states a name, I wonder who the hell she is and have I seen her based on description.

Let me first say that you, johnny mapalo and bunnerysgt are my favorite reviewers on the board. For what its worth, just putting it out there.

Now, I fully understand your point of view. I'm just hard core to the bone, there's no way around it.

I have zero compassion for SIMPs and manginas, especially old fools like the idiot on Glenwood who was killed.

Since those types of men refuse to change, I rather see them disappear, through death or whatever means.

It IS that serious for me because they are messing the game up for everyone, including themselves. He is dead because of his own stupid decisions, for that I rejoice and celebrate.

I'm always happy when a SIMP gets taken out by his own actions. If they won't change, then I'd rather see them bite the bullet.

No offense to you by the way.

A dead simp always brings a smile to my face. One less simp to ruin the game, hopefully this will continue happening. It is a good thing on my eyes.

[Johnny Mapalo]

This was kind of a rant I wrote in the "Backpage Advertiser Reviews" thread but once again the red-eyed administrator deleted my post and assessed an infraction. I don't know why. I wasn't trying to argue with anyone. Just trying to get my point across. Anyways, a few things.

Really? When you quote somebody who's talking about using social media to verify a provider and then go on to rant about guys who use social media to verify providers are stalkers, you then think "well I wasn't trying to argue with anybody." In what world does that make any sense whatsoever?

It's just like guys who say "I'm not trying to be a dick" then go on to be a dick for 5 paragraphs but think that because they said "Hey I said I wasn't trying to be a dick" means they are somehow magically protected from their dickery.

Also note, now that you have put up your rant in the appropriate thread, and not a REVIEW thread, it's here in it's entirety.

Red Eyed Moderator.

1. First, why are you dudes still trusting other reviewers, reviews. Some guy just wrote a review talking about he should slug someone in the mouth for writing a good review about a chic he just saw. He got a shitty session and want to blame it on a reviewer who he blindly followed into a horrible session. If I told you there were 50 virgins waiting for you at the bottom of the cliff, would you blindly jump over the cliff waiting for your 50 virgins when you hit bottom? Dudes, take every review you see with a grain of salt. I trust no other reviewers both myself. One man's trash is another man's treasure. One reviewer can get a hand job and go in for 10 minutes and write how it was the best sex of his life. Another reviewer can see the same chic and say it was the worse experience ever. Trust no reviews but your own. You have no one to blame but yourself if you blindly follow some guys reviews and get a shitty session because of you naivety.

2. Second, I just read another review where some guy claimed he was robbed by a pimp. A simple 5 minute research of this guys other reviews showed me that he has made this same claim before. Him or his friend being robbed by black pimps. All I had to do is look at the reviews of other guys who reviewed the same girls that he claimed robbed him and noticed that no other reviewer mentioned anything about any pimps or getting robbed. He is the only one to get robbed by pimps. All other reviewer of the chics who he claimed had pimps that robbed him, were glowing reviews. Some even did hour sessions and after hour sessions with these chics and no pimp or robbery was reported. All you have to do is put 2 and 2 together and realize that this guy is full of it. This is probably his standard behavior when he doesn't get what he wants out of a chic. He writes bogus reviews to try to stop these chics from making money. Take every review you see with a grain of salt! Look at the reviewers post history before you decided to believe whatever nonsense he writes.

3. Lastly, what is it with some of you dudes looking through chics social media sites (facebook, instagram, etc.) and trying to find additional pictures and personal info on these chics. Some of you are even going as far as looking through these chics criminal records. Really? Is it that serious? Are you taking her home to meet mommy or trying to book a 30 minute session with her? I don't know, I just find that so rude and instrusive, looking through chics personal files to find any dirt you can on them. That's why I put as less shit as I can on the internet. People could damn near download your life story on the internet. Sheesh.

[ElPerron]

Ok I am back! Was on a vacation south of the border for few weeks, did some mongering down there, there were flakes, bait and switch as here but I fuck like 6 girls, most of them were no more than 19 years old, all of them were kind GFE, all dfk, three did BBBJ, other one gave me a trip to the greek islands for less then 10, all were a full hour sessions, don't think expend more than $$$ 5.

http://mx.mundosexanuncio.com/escort...p-3428857.html

[The Parrot]

Dudes that are angry, jealous about how much someone spends or what he does with his own dick need to go ahead and start sucking dick, taking it up the ass. Free your mind.

Sounds like you are throwing shade towards me.

For the record: I'm not angry about someone overpaying and simping. It's their hard earned chips if they want to waste it.

I just find it humorous when those SIMPs get what they deserve for not using their big head.

I rejoice when they reap what they sew, even the seeds of death.

Its funny that you resort to homo slurs. Why do you gave gay thoughts on your mind.

Anyway, Rant over!! Good riddance Hamlet!!

[Aaron Hamlet]

Dudes that are angry, jealous about how much someone spends or what he does with his own dick need to go ahead and start sucking dick, taking it up the ass. Free your mind.

[GetUrRollOnMan]

First things first. Please dude. If I use your post as reference or an example in my rant, please don't think I'm talking about you directly. I'm just using your post as a reference to get my point across. No, I'm not going to call out any names in my post. You are not that important to me. None of you dudes are.

1. High prices / inflation= Guy. You will never stop big pocket guys from overpaying. That's what they are and that's what they'll continually do. There are also guys who like to brown nose and butt kiss for better service. You will never stop these guys from brown nosing and butt kissing. That's just who they are. I saw a chic before and gave her $60 for a qv. After the session, I didn't think this chic was worth anymore than $50. A few days later, I found a review on another review board where some bonehead gave the same chic $350 for 2 hours. I was floored as I couldn't believe someone was so stupid to give that chic $350. Now, I look at this chics ads and she's running $100 outcall specialls which is laughable but some where out there, some coon is going to pay it. You will never stop overpaying cornballs from overpaying. Just pay your set price and if a chic doesn't like it, then move on. There are plenty of chics that will gladly take your $40.

2. Know your reviewer. Dude, if a guy just writes a raving review about a chic, that doesn't mean that you will get the same service as that guy did. I found it so funny how one man came up here, wrote a great review, and 4 dudes blindly went behind him to see the same chic. 2 guys got ripped off, she flaked on 1 guy, and another had a good time. Before you go to see a chic, you got to read the guys previous reviews on other chics. Those his reviews line up with everyone else's review whose seen the same chic. Is his review more exceptional than other reviewers. All these reviews are YMMV. One man's trash is another man's treasure. What looks good to you, could look like a crack head to another. Like someone said before, all reviews are good for is to tell you if a chic has a pimp or not. That's it. Take every review you read with a grain of salt.

3. In my honest opinion, 80% of backpage is trash. When you weed out the flakes, the fakes, the crackheads, pimped out skanks, hoodrats, chicken heads, alcoholics, mentally unstable, smell terrible, your only left with about 20% that are serviceable. And you know half of the 20% have some traits of the problems I just mentioned above. Your not going to find too many good girls in upscale places selling ass and doing a good job of it. If you do find those good girls in upscale places, their prices are going to be unreachable and their menus are going to be very limited. Every now and then you may find something good in a trashy ass motel, but that's becoming more and more rear these days.

4. I've noticed that when I pay more than $60 for a black chic (like $80) on a qv, its generally a waste of time. Most of those $80 qv chics act as if they're doing you a favor by giving it to you for $80. Their service is usually worse than a $60 chic. I don't really think any unreviewed black chic is worth anymore than $60 on a qv. I usually to normally pay no more than $50 for a qv and save the $60 for those who I thought were special. I started paying $80 lately to see if the service would be any better and I've come to realize that the service was worse at $80 than at $60. These $80 qv chics don't cut the mustard.

5. My biggest gripe with these chics. I've said this many times before and I'll say it again. Why do these chics looked all dolled up in their pics (nice wig, make up, lipstick), but when they come to the door, they look like some homeless bum. If they ever took pics the way they came to the door, they would never get any phone calls. I'm tired seeing chics come to the door with a shower cap on their heads, a washed out t-shirt, a pair of flip flops and basketball shorts. How unappealing is that? Like what are you thinking? Why dress down for a date? That just shows a lack of respect for the guy and also your line of work. That says to me, "Fuck you, I don't care, just give me your money and get out". Why not dress appropriately just like your dressed in your pics? Why do some of these chics choose to come to the door looking like a homeless bum?

6. Continuing with number 5. I can almost always predict how a session will be based on how a chic comes to the door. Sometimes when I see a chic have on too many clothing, I'll leave immediately or make up an excuse to go back to my car. I once went to see a chic and when I got inside, I noticed she was wearing like 3 layers of clothing and it was hot as fuck outside. She had on a spandex pants and sweat shirt, with a t-shirt and bra underneath and also a waist belt of some sorts that she used to try and hide her gut. I knew instantly this chic was trying to aggressively hide her shape and also I figured she would be smelling sweaty as fuck. She had on waay too many clothing on for that type of weather. I knew I would get hit with some funk so I just told her I had to go back to my car to get the money and I peeled out on her. There's was no way I was banging that chic. She just looked like she would be sweaty and funky as fuck. On the other hand, when a chic comes to the door with like a sexy bra and panty on, I could pretty much tell that its going to be a good session. You know its a chic that takes pride in her appearance and work. If anything, at least she looks the part.

7. Please don't take anything I say, personal or serious. This is kind of a continuation of my introduction. A lot of times, I'm at work and I'll respond to someone's thread just to pass the time and get a rise out of them. When I get home, I'm just laughing my ass off with some of you dudes response. Getting all hot and angry. Dudes, this is the internet. I don't give a chicken shit about anyone on here and you shouldn't give a shit about me or anything I say either. Relax yourselves.

8. Lastly, most of these chics on backpage have pimps dudes. Don't be stupid. A chic will never tell you that she has a pimp even if he's standing right next to her, right infront of your face. She knows if you know she had a pimp, she wouldn't get any of your business so she'll lie to you in a heartbeat. Know that if a chic has a pimp, watcher, friend, brother, or whatever she calls him to make you feel secure, anything can pop off at any time. Just because you've seen a chic several times and her "friend" never interfered, don't think he wouldn't get leapy if he has to. Just short the chic $5 dollars and see if she doesn't scream and that "friend" doesn't come busting in that room with a hand gun. These chics only worship money. They don't give a chicken shit about you, regardless of how many times you've seen them. Your nothing but a stupid horny trick to them. Just look at them the wrong way or say some something wrong and see if she doesn't run out of that room screaming and your pimp comes busting into that room with a gun. Most of these chics are violent and unstable. Some will even call their pimp on you, if you try to leave and refuse their service without giving them something. These chics don't give one chicken shit about you. If there is a "friend", pimp, whatever hanging around, its better to leave the situation and try to find someone friend / pimp free. Don't ever trust a chic with a "friend".

This is the second time you placed a disclaimer on your rant. If feelings get touched-let them get touched. Like the incident before, if someone questions a girl's gender that I reviewed- of course imma speak on it. Especially when someone makes a piggyback post in another section. Basically saying I'm banging trans. I ain't that type of roll man.

Now if I can piggyback on "know your reviewer", I want to talk about the BBFS section. A couple of occasions I've seen reviews or comments about a chick is BBFS when she is not. When I say not, I mean she doesn't openly advertise BBFS as in if you ask her straight up-she will tell you and give you prices. There is a high percentage of chicks that will BBFS you if you've seen them a few times and build up your rep. I've been seeing a lot of those cases and have been looking crazy when I ask that same chick straight up if she BBFS.

Street walker section dead? It'd be nice if pics were a req to write a review. Wishful thinking I know. Every chick I reviewed, I know I could tossed a couple more coins to snap a pic. They don't give a shit. If anything it'll give them free advertisement. I suggest the pics, because fellas! I don't ever ask them or remember their name. I don't care what their real name or street name is, so when someone writes a Review and states a name, I wonder who the hell she is and have I seen her based on description.

[GetUrRollOnMan]

Very true words and no offense taken whatsoever. The quote from your last paragraph really sticks out to me:

"These chics only worship money. They don't give a chicken shit about you, regardless of how many times you've seen them. Your nothing but a stupid horny trick to them. ".

If only the stupid old SIMPs could realize that. You are right, no point on getting mad at these old fools wasting their hard earned chips on hoodrats and "upscale" providers.

Newsflash, there is nothing classy or upscale about a bird. Especially a bird on BP, classy upscale women don't directly sell their "goodies" to whoever has 300. The ones that cost even more than 300 just make you look like a huge simp for paying. It doesn't matter how rich you are, paying 250+ for these birds makes you a desperate simp.

I do enjoy when an old simp gets robbed or killed in action. Just like that old fool on Glenwood. He should be a martyr for all the idiots with deep pockets and zero self esteem and control.

Thank goodness he is dead. Hopefully more like minded guys like him will bite the bullet and make this hobby better for everyone.

Why are you so hell bent on letting folks know that you are grateful that a monger lost his life, just because he overpays? Really? The value of pussy is more important than that mans life? Shit isn't that serious. A lot of you all dickheads I really don't care for, but I would never rejoice if I found out you got murked in the streets. At the end of the day we are Hoe-brothers. We done fucked most of the same chicks whether it's street meat, tagged, or backpage.

As far as the value of pussy and prices being inflated, it doesn't concern me. There is plenty of pussy in the city of Atlanta. No need to fret if one has her head gassed up because someone over paid her. She will come back down in price, they all do.

[The Parrot]

First things first. Please dude. If I use your post as reference or an example in my rant, please don't think I'm talking about you directly. I'm just using your post as a reference to get my point across. No, I'm not going to call out any names in my post. You are not that important to me. None of you dudes are.

1. High prices / inflation= Guy. You will never stop big pocket guys from overpaying. That's what they are and that's what they'll continually do. There are also guys who like to brown nose and butt kiss for better service. You will never stop these guys from brown nosing and butt kissing. That's just who they are. I saw a chic before and gave her $60 for a qv. After the session, I didn't think this chic was worth anymore than $50. A few days later, I found a review on another review board where some bonehead gave the same chic $350 for 2 hours. I was floored as I couldn't believe someone was so stupid to give that chic $350. Now, I look at this chics ads and she's running $100 outcall specialls which is laughable but some where out there, some coon is going to pay it. You will never stop overpaying cornballs from overpaying. Just pay your set price and if a chic doesn't like it, then move on. There are plenty of chics that will gladly take your $40.

2. Know your reviewer. Dude, if a guy just writes a raving review about a chic, that doesn't mean that you will get the same service as that guy did. I found it so funny how one man came up here, wrote a great review, and 4 dudes blindly went behind him to see the same chic. 2 guys got ripped off, she flaked on 1 guy, and another had a good time. Before you go to see a chic, you got to read the guys previous reviews on other chics. Those his reviews line up with everyone else's review whose seen the same chic. Is his review more exceptional than other reviewers. All these reviews are YMMV. One man's trash is another man's treasure. What looks good to you, could look like a crack head to another. Like someone said before, all reviews are good for is to tell you if a chic has a pimp or not. That's it. Take every review you read with a grain of salt.

3. In my honest opinion, 80% of backpage is trash. When you weed out the flakes, the fakes, the crackheads, pimped out skanks, hoodrats, chicken heads, alcoholics, mentally unstable, smell terrible, your only left with about 20% that are serviceable. And you know half of the 20% have some traits of the problems I just mentioned above. Your not going to find too many good girls in upscale places selling ass and doing a good job of it. If you do find those good girls in upscale places, their prices are going to be unreachable and their menus are going to be very limited. Every now and then you may find something good in a trashy ass motel, but that's becoming more and more rear these days.

4. I've noticed that when I pay more than $60 for a black chic (like $80) on a qv, its generally a waste of time. Most of those $80 qv chics act as if they're doing you a favor by giving it to you for $80. Their service is usually worse than a $60 chic. I don't really think any unreviewed black chic is worth anymore than $60 on a qv. I usually to normally pay no more than $50 for a qv and save the $60 for those who I thought were special. I started paying $80 lately to see if the service would be any better and I've come to realize that the service was worse at $80 than at $60. These $80 qv chics don't cut the mustard.

5. My biggest gripe with these chics. I've said this many times before and I'll say it again. Why do these chics looked all dolled up in their pics (nice wig, make up, lipstick), but when they come to the door, they look like some homeless bum. If they ever took pics the way they came to the door, they would never get any phone calls. I'm tired seeing chics come to the door with a shower cap on their heads, a washed out t-shirt, a pair of flip flops and basketball shorts. How unappealing is that? Like what are you thinking? Why dress down for a date? That just shows a lack of respect for the guy and also your line of work. That says to me, "Fuck you, I don't care, just give me your money and get out". Why not dress appropriately just like your dressed in your pics? Why do some of these chics choose to come to the door looking like a homeless bum?

6. Continuing with number 5. I can almost always predict how a session will be based on how a chic comes to the door. Sometimes when I see a chic have on too many clothing, I'll leave immediately or make up an excuse to go back to my car. I once went to see a chic and when I got inside, I noticed she was wearing like 3 layers of clothing and it was hot as fuck outside. She had on a spandex pants and sweat shirt, with a t-shirt and bra underneath and also a waist belt of some sorts that she used to try and hide her gut. I knew instantly this chic was trying to aggressively hide her shape and also I figured she would be smelling sweaty as fuck. She had on waay too many clothing on for that type of weather. I knew I would get hit with some funk so I just told her I had to go back to my car to get the money and I peeled out on her. There's was no way I was banging that chic. She just looked like she would be sweaty and funky as fuck. On the other hand, when a chic comes to the door with like a sexy bra and panty on, I could pretty much tell that its going to be a good session. You know its a chic that takes pride in her appearance and work. If anything, at least she looks the part.

7. Please don't take anything I say, personal or serious. This is kind of a continuation of my introduction. A lot of times, I'm at work and I'll respond to someone's thread just to pass the time and get a rise out of them. When I get home, I'm just laughing my ass off with some of you dudes response. Getting all hot and angry. Dudes, this is the internet. I don't give a chicken shit about anyone on here and you shouldn't give a shit about me or anything I say either. Relax yourselves.

8. Lastly, most of these chics on backpage have pimps dudes. Don't be stupid. A chic will never tell you that she has a pimp even if he's standing right next to her, right infront of your face. She knows if you know she had a pimp, she wouldn't get any of your business so she'll lie to you in a heartbeat. Know that if a chic has a pimp, watcher, friend, brother, or whatever she calls him to make you feel secure, anything can pop off at any time. Just because you've seen a chic several times and her "friend" never interfered, don't think he wouldn't get leapy if he has to. Just short the chic $5 dollars and see if she doesn't scream and that "friend" doesn't come busting in that room with a hand gun. These chics only worship money. They don't give a chicken shit about you, regardless of how many times you've seen them. Your nothing but a stupid horny trick to them. Just look at them the wrong way or say some something wrong and see if she doesn't run out of that room screaming and your pimp comes busting into that room with a gun. Most of these chics are violent and unstable. Some will even call their pimp on you, if you try to leave and refuse their service without giving them something. These chics don't give one chicken shit about you. If there is a "friend", pimp, whatever hanging around, its better to leave the situation and try to find someone friend / pimp free. Don't ever trust a chic with a "friend".

Very true words and no offense taken whatsoever. The quote from your last paragraph really sticks out to me:

"These chics only worship money. They don't give a chicken shit about you, regardless of how many times you've seen them. Your nothing but a stupid horny trick to them. ".

If only the stupid old SIMPs could realize that. You are right, no point on getting mad at these old fools wasting their hard earned chips on hoodrats and "upscale" providers.

Newsflash, there is nothing classy or upscale about a bird. Especially a bird on BP, classy upscale women don't directly sell their "goodies" to whoever has 300. The ones that cost even more than 300 just make you look like a huge simp for paying. It doesn't matter how rich you are, paying 250+ for these birds makes you a desperate simp.

I do enjoy when an old simp gets robbed or killed in action. Just like that old fool on Glenwood. He should be a martyr for all the idiots with deep pockets and zero self esteem and control.

Thank goodness he is dead. Hopefully more like minded guys like him will bite the bullet and make this hobby better for everyone.

[Johnny Mapalo]

First things first. Please dude. If I use your post as reference or an example in my rant, please don't think I'm talking about you directly. I'm just using your post as a reference to get my point across. No, I'm not going to call out any names in my post. You are not that important to me. None of you dudes are.

1. High prices / inflation= Guy. You will never stop big pocket guys from overpaying. That's what they are and that's what they'll continually do. There are also guys who like to brown nose and butt kiss for better service. You will never stop these guys from brown nosing and butt kissing. That's just who they are. I saw a chic before and gave her $60 for a qv. After the session, I didn't think this chic was worth anymore than $50. A few days later, I found a review on another review board where some bonehead gave the same chic $350 for 2 hours. I was floored as I couldn't believe someone was so stupid to give that chic $350. Now, I look at this chics ads and she's running $100 outcall specialls which is laughable but some where out there, some coon is going to pay it. You will never stop overpaying cornballs from overpaying. Just pay your set price and if a chic doesn't like it, then move on. There are plenty of chics that will gladly take your $40.

2. Know your reviewer. Dude, if a guy just writes a raving review about a chic, that doesn't mean that you will get the same service as that guy did. I found it so funny how one man came up here, wrote a great review, and 4 dudes blindly went behind him to see the same chic. 2 guys got ripped off, she flaked on 1 guy, and another had a good time. Before you go to see a chic, you got to read the guys previous reviews on other chics. Those his reviews line up with everyone else's review whose seen the same chic. Is his review more exceptional than other reviewers. All these reviews are YMMV. One man's trash is another man's treasure. What looks good to you, could look like a crack head to another. Like someone said before, all reviews are good for is to tell you if a chic has a pimp or not. That's it. Take every review you read with a grain of salt.

3. In my honest opinion, 80% of backpage is trash. When you weed out the flakes, the fakes, the crackheads, pimped out skanks, hoodrats, chicken heads, alcoholics, mentally unstable, smell terrible, your only left with about 20% that are serviceable. And you know half of the 20% have some traits of the problems I just mentioned above. Your not going to find too many good girls in upscale places selling ass and doing a good job of it. If you do find those good girls in upscale places, their prices are going to be unreachable and their menus are going to be very limited. Every now and then you may find something good in a trashy ass motel, but that's becoming more and more rear these days.

4. I've noticed that when I pay more than $60 for a black chic (like $80) on a qv, its generally a waste of time. Most of those $80 qv chics act as if they're doing you a favor by giving it to you for $80. Their service is usually worse than a $60 chic. I don't really think any unreviewed black chic is worth anymore than $60 on a qv. I usually to normally pay no more than $50 for a qv and save the $60 for those who I thought were special. I started paying $80 lately to see if the service would be any better and I've come to realize that the service was worse at $80 than at $60. These $80 qv chics don't cut the mustard.

5. My biggest gripe with these chics. I've said this many times before and I'll say it again. Why do these chics looked all dolled up in their pics (nice wig, make up, lipstick), but when they come to the door, they look like some homeless bum. If they ever took pics the way they came to the door, they would never get any phone calls. I'm tired seeing chics come to the door with a shower cap on their heads, a washed out t-shirt, a pair of flip flops and basketball shorts. How unappealing is that? Like what are you thinking? Why dress down for a date? That just shows a lack of respect for the guy and also your line of work. That says to me, "Fuck you, I don't care, just give me your money and get out". Why not dress appropriately just like your dressed in your pics? Why do some of these chics choose to come to the door looking like a homeless bum?

6. Continuing with number 5. I can almost always predict how a session will be based on how a chic comes to the door. Sometimes when I see a chic have on too many clothing, I'll leave immediately or make up an excuse to go back to my car. I once went to see a chic and when I got inside, I noticed she was wearing like 3 layers of clothing and it was hot as fuck outside. She had on a spandex pants and sweat shirt, with a t-shirt and bra underneath and also a waist belt of some sorts that she used to try and hide her gut. I knew instantly this chic was trying to aggressively hide her shape and also I figured she would be smelling sweaty as fuck. She had on waay too many clothing on for that type of weather. I knew I would get hit with some funk so I just told her I had to go back to my car to get the money and I peeled out on her. There's was no way I was banging that chic. She just looked like she would be sweaty and funky as fuck. On the other hand, when a chic comes to the door with like a sexy bra and panty on, I could pretty much tell that its going to be a good session. You know its a chic that takes pride in her appearance and work. If anything, at least she looks the part.

7. Please don't take anything I say, personal or serious. This is kind of a continuation of my introduction. A lot of times, I'm at work and I'll respond to someone's thread just to pass the time and get a rise out of them. When I get home, I'm just laughing my ass off with some of you dudes response. Getting all hot and angry. Dudes, this is the internet. I don't give a chicken shit about anyone on here and you shouldn't give a shit about me or anything I say either. Relax yourselves.

8. Lastly, most of these chics on backpage have pimps dudes. Don't be stupid. A chic will never tell you that she has a pimp even if he's standing right next to her, right infront of your face. She knows if you know she had a pimp, she wouldn't get any of your business so she'll lie to you in a heartbeat. Know that if a chic has a pimp, watcher, friend, brother, or whatever she calls him to make you feel secure, anything can pop off at any time. Just because you've seen a chic several times and her "friend" never interfered, don't think he wouldn't get leapy if he has to. Just short the chic $5 dollars and see if she doesn't scream and that "friend" doesn't come busting in that room with a hand gun. These chics only worship money. They don't give a chicken shit about you, regardless of how many times you've seen them. Your nothing but a stupid horny trick to them. Just look at them the wrong way or say some something wrong and see if she doesn't run out of that room screaming and your pimp comes busting into that room with a gun. Most of these chics are violent and unstable. Some will even call their pimp on you, if you try to leave and refuse their service without giving them something. These chics don't give one chicken shit about you. If there is a "friend", pimp, whatever hanging around, its better to leave the situation and try to find someone friend / pimp free. Don't ever trust a chic with a "friend".

[Johnny Mapalo]

Well, a hit dog will holler. So I guess you are feeling emotional over my post?

First learn how to comprehend what you read. Never did I wish death on someone for having / spending more money than me.

I do advocate bad things happening to those rich guys who act stupid and cannot think with their head. Just like the older guy who got killed on Glenwood for showing off and flashong cash in his expensive sports car.

If you want to show off your wealth, do it in an upscale area. Don't come to the ghetto acting ignorant and then get suprised when you are robbed or killed.

That older guy was an idiot and he paid for his poor decision with his life.

I have nothing against wealthy people. I do have a problem with simps and manginas. Apparently most simps are rich these days, go figure.

Good riddance to that old rich fool. Maybe tge next idiot will learn from his mistakes.

These fat pocket dudes will forever be overpaying these chics. You need to go to www. Escortbabylon review website. There are plenty of saps there that spend $200 plus on unreviewed backpage chics. Even the trannies get reviewed over there. Some guys just have too much money that they don't know what to do with it. My only gripe with these guys is why don't they go looking for some college girls or decent upscale girls to spend their monies on. Why would a guy with deep pockets go to Glenwood to spend money on some hoodrats. Makes no sense at all. Just stay in the upscale areas and spend your bread there. Less hassle, cleaner girls.

[The Parrot]

Karma is a *****. Wishing people dead cause they can spend more money than you is pretty sad. Pretty well states the type of person you are. Really have no idea what you consider rich but most older guys worked pretty hard getting to where they can spend their dollars and if they want to spend it more power to them. If you haven't noticed that's the way of the world. Lets hope Karma lets you live a long life so you can still chase your $40 tail and ***** about rich guys LOL.

Well, a hit dog will holler. So I guess you are feeling emotional over my post?

First learn how to comprehend what you read. Never did I wish death on someone for having / spending more money than me.

I do advocate bad things happening to those rich guys who act stupid and cannot think with their head. Just like the older guy who got killed on Glenwood for showing off and flashong cash in his expensive sports car.

If you want to show off your wealth, do it in an upscale area. Don't come to the ghetto acting ignorant and then get suprised when you are robbed or killed.

That older guy was an idiot and he paid for his poor decision with his life.

I have nothing against wealthy people. I do have a problem with simps and manginas. Apparently most simps are rich these days, go figure.

Good riddance to that old rich fool. Maybe tge next idiot will learn from his mistakes.