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10-27-16 13:32 #9565Regular Member

Posts: 19Massage Bunnies woes
I had a similarly bad experience with Katie from Massage Bunnies. Appointment got delayed 30 minutes, then "she's on her way, 15 minutes" turned into 45 minutes. Then she futzed around with music on her phone forever and she tried to get me to DIY on the HE. When she took over, she used spit as lube and in the end I was so frazzled by her that I couldn't even finish. I'd be willing to give Massage Bunnies one more try but I wouldn't want to see her again.
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10-27-16 13:17 #9564Regular Member

Posts: 4Called and quoted 200 HR. I ask why so high compare to the 4 others agency. She reply were fit, healthy, intelligent, and young and were deserve more. They act like gnd, massage bunny, elite, body beatique are all fat, unhealthy people lmao.
Originally Posted by Lovethatbob
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At 200 for a massage and leave happy is over kill. All these young girl try to do what gnd does with no experience what so ever and try to pull 200 an HR is lame. At 200 there got to be more then just a hand shake for me to even try. By far gnd is still the most reliable, affordable, and very professional. All the others just fail so hard. They think they can charge whatever and offer lame massage, not even completed hour.
Guy don't try to be that bright knight in armor and support these agency till further review are up. Price should be in the 100-150 Max.
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10-27-16 13:08 #9563Regular Member

Posts: 4Agree with you there, just called and got a rate of 200 hr and said they book for the days. I act dumb and ask what 200 cover because there are 4 others agency and that they are the 5th and all the others charge almost half their price. Was kind of funny how she reply with, we're fit, healthy, intelligent, young so we deserve more lmao, she laugh and sounded cocky, she is the opposite of how lake from gnd. With all the agency girl next door, body beautique, massage bunny, and elite. Girl next door is by far the best very professional, never screw up, disappointed. And their price is spot on and reasonable. This new agency are a joke and won't last long. All these young girl trying to pull off what girl next door does and fail mesirable because all they care is money and not professionalism. Don't even bother with massage bunny, screw up schedule, bait and switch, nasty aka they share the same room and bed. Some reported fresh cum on the bed. Ewww. Elite is basically a former gnd.
Originally Posted by Lovethatbob
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What am trying to said is don't promote these young new agency with their over price, lame massage. Stick with girl next door for now till more review surfaces, and lower their rate.
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10-27-16 10:45 #9562Senior Member

Posts: 483New Agency. New Girls!
The elusive unicorn we all seek. Lovely girls with trained LMT skills, waiting for you in a safe, clean place with candle light, soft music, sweet dispositions. Stroking you in their barely-there Victoria's Secret underthings. Giving you a full hour for a reasonable fee. Teasing juuuuust right until the flip. Then giving you as much of herself as you want until you explode. Then cleaning you up with a smile, helping you dress, smiling as she walks you to the discreet doorway, then planting a kiss on your cheek as you try and remember where you parked and not really caring what happens the rest of the day.
Back to the "reasonable fee" part of this cannot-be-true scenario.
http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/22822690
This new agency won't likely get an LTB tryout because they have only a one hour service offering at TWO Benjamins. No reviews yet. No way to know what you're in for. Yes, I called this morning. Nice enough young lady on the phone. Says they are in Clayton and it's $200 for the hour. Gulp. Do you have a shorter time period, like half an hour, I ask. No, she says, we're trying to figure out what the market is, so that's all we're offering for now. $200 for an hour?, I ask for confirmation, making it clear that I think it's not going to work for me. Well, yes, she replies. OK, well bye, I say and hang up.
Wow.
There went my daydream about the unicorn. Think I'll start a GoFundMe account to try them out. Anybody want to stake me for maybe 10%?
LTB.
P.S. Only partly kidding. We'd all like a review to see what's what, right?
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10-26-16 23:39 #9561Senior Member

Posts: 1180Hot, I would be hot
I guess it is age, not the young studmuffin I used to be, but no woman is hot enough to lay in a cum filled bed to just look at her pussy. Just my 2 cents worth and I remember when you could buy candy for 2 cents and pussy off some of the hottest latin girls for 2 dollars and 50 cents and watch them douche with a nickel coke and wash you dick with a clean rag. Boy have times changed.
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10-26-16 22:55 #9560Senior Member

Posts: 74Great review and thanks for sharing this. My 2 cents here are.
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Texted her last week. Got the response that she is not available till next week or so. Brooke is available only.
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10-26-16 22:50 #9559Senior Member

Posts: 74EG SPA a. K. a. Massage East Garden
Dreamed about an advertisement of 'EG SPA'. But, wait! This is same 'Massage East Garden' per contact details. They have mentioned that a new girl arrived, so thought to give a second chance as this AMP was in my 'Not to repeat' list.
Reached there and got 30 minutes for the sake of trial to see what has changed now. Yes, there is a new girl in 30's with slim body. She took me to the room and asked to get led over the table after undressing. First thing that happened was full cover over the body, WHAT! So, I asked her to remove it but still she covered Mr. John from back (you know what I mean here). Anyways, massage was damn hard and truly legit. So hard, that I need to tell her to slow down. No teasing and no touching, and the massage was over.
Will NOT REPEAT, NEVER AGAIN until needed a hard, bone-crushing massage, PERIOD.
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10-26-16 19:51 #9558Senior Member

Posts: 29Anastasia. Sorry this review is long!
Been a while since I've posted, but I'm always reading up.
After all of the glowing reviews of Anastasia, I finally decided to bite the bullet and see what all the fuss was about. Bottom line for me is. She is definitely hot, but the service was definitely lacking. She's legit, she's hot as fuck, and she will get you off. But, if you're like me, other things still factor into my overall opinion of a girl. If you want all the details, read on.
I texted her one morning last week to try and set up an appointment. She said she had classes in the morning, so we agreed on a time in the early afternoon. She texted me a bit before the time we agreed on, and asked if we could make it a little later instead. I understand things come up, no problem. I agreed to that. A little while before the new appointment time, she texts me again asking if we can make it even later. I'm a bit annoyed with all the changes, but I agree and verify that we can still have a full hour. She says of course. While I was on my way, she texted me again saying we can now only do a half hour instead of the full hour. I should have just called it quits then because it felt like I was being jerked around at that point. But, whatever. I really wanted to see her after reading all of those reviews saying how great she was.
I get there a few minutes before the 3rd time that we agreed on, park way down the block, and let her know I am there. She said I can't come in yet, because one of the other girls was still using the massage room. I didn't realize it was a shared space, so that kind of sucks. A little while after the appointment time, she texts me back and says to come in. I walk in and was surprised to see 3 girls all sitting there right inside the door. Nothing wrong with that, just wasn't expecting to walk into a crowd so I was thrown a bit. Anastasia was wearing some thigh-high socks, and a bra and panties. Very nice body, very tan, pretty face. As I said, she is fucking hot.
She led me back to the massage room, and the room itself isn't bad. Just a bed, no massage table or anything. I don't mind that at all. What I DID mind was the huge load on the bed from the guy who was there before me. It was very obvious, but she didn't acknowledge it at all. Just told me to get comfortable and get on the bed. I was like. Really? Luckily the bed is a queen size, and only half of it was covered in nut. She pushed the covers over and I got on the other side of the bed where there were no visible fresh loads. Still grossed out, but like I said. She was so damn hot. She started with a decent rub, and made some small talk. The rub was not bad, but it only lasted about 5 minutes before she told me to turn over. So obviously the massage was VERY rushed, but that wasn't what I was there for anyway. So, I just went with it. On the flip, her panties came off and I got to see all of that sexy body. Have I mentioned that this girl is hot? Well, if not, she is fucking hot. She climbed on top of me, put her nice tits in my face, and started lightly grinding her pussy right on my dick. It was really nice getting my hands on that sexy little ass while she was straddling me and letting me kiss and lick her nipples. She turned around into a 69 position, and started working my dick. Watching that tight little ass moving right in front of my face while she was stroking my cock was awesome. The way that she was pounding my dick so hard combined with the sight of that pussy and ass right in my face had me blowing in no time. What can I say. She's damn hot. She cleaned me up with some paper towels (ouch), made it clear our time was up, and I got dressed. Another awkward walk past the girls in the living room and I was out the door, not even 20 minutes into 30 minutes I paid $100 for.
So, as you might be able to tell, I am VERY torn on this one. Anastasia is hot. Damn hot. I could see why people would get addicted to seeing her just based on her looks alone. And the massage was good, but very rushed. The finish was definitely fun, but again, very rushed. The shared massage room just sucks. I'm sure some of the scheduling issues and all of the appointment time changes were due to 4 girls all trying to schedule appointments in that one room. The massage bed was obviously fucking disgusting. You can tell that they don't care about providing a clean place for their clients. After I got off that bed I couldn't wait to get a shower. I would assume that all of these issues are related to the girls being young and relatively new to all of this. But, in my opinion, their system isn't working too well yet. I don't like the fact that I paid for 30 minutes and was literally in and back out the door in just under 20 minutes. But again, after all the negatives. She was so hot that I can't say I wouldn't want to see her again. However, if there is a next time, I would definitely only do outcall. You couldn't pay me to get on that bed again, no matter how hot Anastasia is.
Did I mention she was really fuckin' hot?
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10-26-16 07:23 #9557Senior Member

Posts: 74Hi, would you please share more details like how much you entirely paid including tip? Did you took 1 hr session? How to book a session with her? Etc.
Originally Posted by DirtyDuke
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Thanks in advanced.
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10-25-16 11:51 #9556Senior Member

Posts: 122Decatur IL remarks
I agree generally, especially that a customer must know who is available and working. I once encountered a neat bait-and-switch at Kiku when I phoned ahead. A masseuse on the phone had a name almost identical-sounding to a Kiku lady who was well-reviewed here but when I arrived at the door, heard the name in person, and saw the rather rotund masseuse, I realized the thick Asian accent and the two identical-sounding names were probably not accidental and I made a lame excuse and left. And compared to other AMPs in this part of the state Kiku's facility is cheap construction, a lot of small rooms, just short of shabby--just somewhat more classy than Sakura in Decatur (is it still open? To qualify that opinion: if you don't mind the high-mileage establishments east of St. Louis, the ambience won't bother you though.
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John.
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10-24-16 19:53 #9555Senior Member

Posts: 75Zen Massage
Dreamed of visiting Zen Spa, got a 40 something old lady. Not good looking maybe because of the age but not bad looking either. Really good massage but no extras. Not covered on the back massage. On the flip cover was requested. She said the boss allows nothing. Few incidental touch happened. Sometimes the most that could happen there is DIY.
Was 1 hr $. 5, and TS $. 1, nothing happened in TS.
A good place to return only for massage, if no extras are dreamed.
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10-22-16 20:32 #9554Senior Member

Posts: 1087Unfortunately there are limited options. There are some BP girls, many of whom are pimped and or unreliable as hell, a few ladies listed on P411 whom I don't have current experience with, and some AMPs. The Decatur AMPs used to be a reliable place to go but they have somewhat gone downhilll over the years. Every once in awhile Hawaiian Spa in Decatur will get a good girl but she is usually gone within a few weeks so unless there are very current reports of good times there its not worth the risk of disappointment in my opinion. Kiku Spa is probably the most reliable good time in Decatur. I can't say that I ever left there feeling ripped off or unhappy, though again without very current reports to go by you are taking a chance going in blind. When I've gone I've always gotten the hour massage option with table shower which is 60 and then usually negotiated for FS at around 100. If you look at the Decatur section there are reports of less than satisfactory service but maybe they had higher expectations, its hard to really say.
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10-22-16 14:19 #9553Senior Member

Posts: 323Had a Real Nice Visit two weeks ago with the Girl the runs it
I believe she will work out the kinks. I hope. Sorry some of you guys got the run around. That's never fun.
Originally Posted by Ritewing
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10-22-16 10:12 #9552Senior Member

Posts: 118Hawaiian Spa Decatur
Stopped by Hawaiian Spa while on road trip this week. Pretty 30+ asian, mediocre table shower, nothing massage, excellent HJ but fully clothed and no MT. Half hour was 50 plus 50 tip. Wanted 100 tip for oral.
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10-21-16 23:19 #9551Senior Member

Posts: 202Massage Bunnies
I don't think Massage Bunnies will be around much longer. Some of the girls (the few that are remaining) are (were) cute but the scheduling issues and late shows have always been a problem. Just not a professional and well run operation like YGND. Several of the best girls have moved on and are with Anastasia now. (Tatiana from MB's). The owner is distracted with other issues which only makes the scheduling and reliability even worse. I never cared for the incall arrangement where several girls are working from the same location. Very good chance you will meet the former or the next client on your way in or out. There's a waiting room in the middle with two massage rooms so it's like - - take a number please. You can hear what's going on in the rooms if you're waiting. The last time I was there and waiting for my bunny to show up- - another one of the girls - - who was very friendly at first - - chatted with me for a bit trying to upsell me to doing a double. When I finally said no - - I didn't bring enough money - - she promptly took me to one of the rooms and told me to get undressed. She left and closed the door. So I sat there for:20 waiting. It kind of felt like when you go to the doctor's office and after you've seen the nurse - - they put you in a room waiting to see the doctor. I'd been with this lady before and had a very good time which is why I repeated and was hoping for as good a time or better - - but this visit was sub par. Will not be repeating with Massage Bunnies.
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