Massage Parlor Reports

[OldMongrel]

Does this one offer BBBJ or Cim or cob. I am coming into town Tuesday and would like to see this ample beauty.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cialz/19201361

It was definitely BBBJ and I believe I CIM but COB was offered as well.

[LongStock8]

Does this one offer BBBJ or Cim or cob. I am coming into town Tuesday and would like to see this ample beauty.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...cialz/19201361

[Highway 270]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-girl/21476311

[Lovethatbob]

OK, so I called again (from a different phone #) to see if the game was still the same. No changes in price or duration of service. But she did give more info so I know what we're dealing with now.

She only had a black female today, the one in the BP ad. One other girl was a no-call / no-show yesterday, so she's not in the mix anymore. The 3rd girl did all the work yesterday, so she is taking today off. And the woman on the phone said she does not do the massages. (A la Lake at YGND, I suppose.) Then she said they're on "the edge of Clayton. " When pressed, she said they're on Big Bend near Clayton Road. Does that location (in Richmond Hts) ring a bell, you experienced massage-hungry mongers?

It should. It's Jessica's upstairs place, and it's Jessica on the phone. Not sure why she's not in the mix, she does a fine massage and is lovely to my eyes, if you like a beautiful face and a thicker sort of build. She also said they're working very hard to give exceptional service to attract and keep their clientele. And so, they start off clothed and finish nude. But the deal's still $200.

Kinda steep. Kinda not expecting they'll be thriving by the end of November.

LTB.

[An349]

The elusive unicorn we all seek. Lovely girls with trained LMT skills, waiting for you in a safe, clean place with candle light, soft music, sweet dispositions. Stroking you in their barely-there Victoria's Secret underthings. Giving you a full hour for a reasonable fee. Teasing juuuuust right until the flip. Then giving you as much of herself as you want until you explode. Then cleaning you up with a smile, helping you dress, smiling as she walks you to the discreet doorway, then planting a kiss on your cheek as you try and remember where you parked and not really caring what happens the rest of the day.

Back to the "reasonable fee" part of this cannot-be-true scenario.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/22822690

This new agency won't likely get an LTB tryout because they have only a one hour service offering at TWO Benjamins. No reviews yet. No way to know what you're in for. Yes, I called this morning. Nice enough young lady on the phone. Says they are in Clayton and it's $200 for the hour. Gulp. Do you have a shorter time period, like half an hour, I ask. No, she says, we're trying to figure out what the market is, so that's all we're offering for now. $200 for an hour?, I ask for confirmation, making it clear that I think it's not going to work for me. Well, yes, she replies. OK, well bye, I say and hang up.

Wow.

There went my daydream about the unicorn. Think I'll start a GoFundMe account to try them out. Anybody want to stake me for maybe 10%?

LTB.

P.S. Only partly kidding. We'd all like a review to see what's what, right?

I would encourage us to collectively refuse to pay these kinds of prices or soon we will see rates going up all over.

[Highway 270]

I got a old women from here. 55's. Maybe more!

I want to escape when I see her. But she came directly to take off my clothes. I think I'm going to be raped by her. She began to ask me for money, 160 it's good. But at the end she asked me to tip her 140. What?

I gave her hundred. Anybody had the same experience?

I'm looking for a young one, because I'm thirty years old. Anybody help me?

http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEs...asian/21476105

[Highway 270]

I have been to just about all of the AMPs in the St. Louis area. Here are my recommendations.

Chesterfield AMPs are Life Stream, Spa Chi and Relax Place. I recommend Relax Place but call as there is only one masseuse working currently.

Manchester AMPs. The best are Zen Massage in Ellisville, Eden in Wildwood, and B&F in Des Peres.

South County AMPs. Sun Li is near Crestwood, on Tesson Ferry there is Sunshine and Sakura. Do not waste your time going to Sunshine, I have only been once and had to wait 2 hours. Not sure how they are staying open.

Clayton / Brentwood. Happy Feet is the best followed by Beijing in Clayton.

Olive AMPs. Relaxing Matter, Cha and Sunrise. Of the 3 Sunrise is the best, or at least it has been in the past. Do not waste your time on the others. Last time I was at Relaxing Matter, there was not even a flip.

St. Charles AMPs, Massage Miracles, Cozy Massage, Riverside, Lily, and Harmony. Harmony is by far the best of these.

St. Peters / O'Fallon New store just opened called Paradise. I have only been once as it is quite a drive if you are not already out there on Highway K. Massage East Garden is great, Beijing has a store there also.

Hope this helps. Seems competition is helping the customers out. Prices are dropping and services are increasing to keep us coming back.

Good luck all and keep up the good work and reports. Remember, Your Massage May Vary (YMMV).

Nice. Thanks.

[LukeNounverber]

I don't think Massage Bunnies will be around much longer. Some of the girls (the few that are remaining) are (were) cute but the scheduling issues and late shows have always been a problem. Just not a professional and well run operation like YGND. Several of the best girls have moved on and are with Anastasia now. (Tatiana from MB's). The owner is distracted with other issues which only makes the scheduling and reliability even worse. I never cared for the incall arrangement where several girls are working from the same location. Very good chance you will meet the former or the next client on your way in or out. There's a waiting room in the middle with two massage rooms so it's like - - take a number please. You can hear what's going on in the rooms if you're waiting. The last time I was there and waiting for my bunny to show up- - another one of the girls - - who was very friendly at first - - chatted with me for a bit trying to upsell me to doing a double. When I finally said no - - I didn't bring enough money - - she promptly took me to one of the rooms and told me to get undressed. She left and closed the door. So I sat there for:20 waiting. It kind of felt like when you go to the doctor's office and after you've seen the nurse - - they put you in a room waiting to see the doctor. I'd been with this lady before and had a very good time which is why I repeated and was hoping for as good a time or better - - but this visit was sub par. Will not be repeating with Massage Bunnies.

I had a similarly bad experience with Katie from Massage Bunnies. Appointment got delayed 30 minutes, then "she's on her way, 15 minutes" turned into 45 minutes. Then she futzed around with music on her phone forever and she tried to get me to DIY on the HE. When she took over, she used spit as lube and in the end I was so frazzled by her that I couldn't even finish. I'd be willing to give Massage Bunnies one more try but I wouldn't want to see her again.

[MrFord]

The elusive unicorn we all seek. Lovely girls with trained LMT skills, waiting for you in a safe, clean place with candle light, soft music, sweet dispositions. Stroking you in their barely-there Victoria's Secret underthings. Giving you a full hour for a reasonable fee. Teasing juuuuust right until the flip. Then giving you as much of herself as you want until you explode. Then cleaning you up with a smile, helping you dress, smiling as she walks you to the discreet doorway, then planting a kiss on your cheek as you try and remember where you parked and not really caring what happens the rest of the day.

Back to the "reasonable fee" part of this cannot-be-true scenario.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/22822690

This new agency won't likely get an LTB tryout because they have only a one hour service offering at TWO Benjamins. No reviews yet. No way to know what you're in for. Yes, I called this morning. Nice enough young lady on the phone. Says they are in Clayton and it's $200 for the hour. Gulp. Do you have a shorter time period, like half an hour, I ask. No, she says, we're trying to figure out what the market is, so that's all we're offering for now. $200 for an hour?, I ask for confirmation, making it clear that I think it's not going to work for me. Well, yes, she replies. OK, well bye, I say and hang up.

Wow.

There went my daydream about the unicorn. Think I'll start a GoFundMe account to try them out. Anybody want to stake me for maybe 10%?

LTB.

P.S. Only partly kidding. We'd all like a review to see what's what, right?

Called and quoted 200 HR. I ask why so high compare to the 4 others agency. She reply were fit, healthy, intelligent, and young and were deserve more. They act like gnd, massage bunny, elite, body beatique are all fat, unhealthy people lmao.

At 200 for a massage and leave happy is over kill. All these young girl try to do what gnd does with no experience what so ever and try to pull 200 an HR is lame. At 200 there got to be more then just a hand shake for me to even try. By far gnd is still the most reliable, affordable, and very professional. All the others just fail so hard. They think they can charge whatever and offer lame massage, not even completed hour.

Guy don't try to be that bright knight in armor and support these agency till further review are up. Price should be in the 100-150 Max.

[MrFord]

The elusive unicorn we all seek. Lovely girls with trained LMT skills, waiting for you in a safe, clean place with candle light, soft music, sweet dispositions. Stroking you in their barely-there Victoria's Secret underthings. Giving you a full hour for a reasonable fee. Teasing juuuuust right until the flip. Then giving you as much of herself as you want until you explode. Then cleaning you up with a smile, helping you dress, smiling as she walks you to the discreet doorway, then planting a kiss on your cheek as you try and remember where you parked and not really caring what happens the rest of the day.

Back to the "reasonable fee" part of this cannot-be-true scenario.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/22822690

This new agency won't likely get an LTB tryout because they have only a one hour service offering at TWO Benjamins. No reviews yet. No way to know what you're in for. Yes, I called this morning. Nice enough young lady on the phone. Says they are in Clayton and it's $200 for the hour. Gulp. Do you have a shorter time period, like half an hour, I ask. No, she says, we're trying to figure out what the market is, so that's all we're offering for now. $200 for an hour?, I ask for confirmation, making it clear that I think it's not going to work for me. Well, yes, she replies. OK, well bye, I say and hang up.

Wow.

There went my daydream about the unicorn. Think I'll start a GoFundMe account to try them out. Anybody want to stake me for maybe 10%?

LTB.

P.S. Only partly kidding. We'd all like a review to see what's what, right?

Agree with you there, just called and got a rate of 200 hr and said they book for the days. I act dumb and ask what 200 cover because there are 4 others agency and that they are the 5th and all the others charge almost half their price. Was kind of funny how she reply with, we're fit, healthy, intelligent, young so we deserve more lmao, she laugh and sounded cocky, she is the opposite of how lake from gnd. With all the agency girl next door, body beautique, massage bunny, and elite. Girl next door is by far the best very professional, never screw up, disappointed. And their price is spot on and reasonable. This new agency are a joke and won't last long. All these young girl trying to pull off what girl next door does and fail mesirable because all they care is money and not professionalism. Don't even bother with massage bunny, screw up schedule, bait and switch, nasty aka they share the same room and bed. Some reported fresh cum on the bed. Ewww. Elite is basically a former gnd.

What am trying to said is don't promote these young new agency with their over price, lame massage. Stick with girl next door for now till more review surfaces, and lower their rate.

[Lovethatbob]

The elusive unicorn we all seek. Lovely girls with trained LMT skills, waiting for you in a safe, clean place with candle light, soft music, sweet dispositions. Stroking you in their barely-there Victoria's Secret underthings. Giving you a full hour for a reasonable fee. Teasing juuuuust right until the flip. Then giving you as much of herself as you want until you explode. Then cleaning you up with a smile, helping you dress, smiling as she walks you to the discreet doorway, then planting a kiss on your cheek as you try and remember where you parked and not really caring what happens the rest of the day.

Back to the "reasonable fee" part of this cannot-be-true scenario.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...girls/22822690

This new agency won't likely get an LTB tryout because they have only a one hour service offering at TWO Benjamins. No reviews yet. No way to know what you're in for. Yes, I called this morning. Nice enough young lady on the phone. Says they are in Clayton and it's $200 for the hour. Gulp. Do you have a shorter time period, like half an hour, I ask. No, she says, we're trying to figure out what the market is, so that's all we're offering for now. $200 for an hour?, I ask for confirmation, making it clear that I think it's not going to work for me. Well, yes, she replies. OK, well bye, I say and hang up.

Wow.

There went my daydream about the unicorn. Think I'll start a GoFundMe account to try them out. Anybody want to stake me for maybe 10%?

LTB.

P.S. Only partly kidding. We'd all like a review to see what's what, right?

[Wyghost]

Been a while since I've posted, but I'm always reading up.

After all of the glowing reviews of Anastasia, I finally decided to bite the bullet and see what all the fuss was about. Bottom line for me is. She is definitely hot, but the service was definitely lacking. She's legit, she's hot as fuck, and she will get you off. But, if you're like me, other things still factor into my overall opinion of a girl. If you want all the details, read on.

I texted her one morning last week to try and set up an appointment. She said she had classes in the morning, so we agreed on a time in the early afternoon. She texted me a bit before the time we agreed on, and asked if we could make it a little later instead. I understand things come up, no problem. I agreed to that. A little while before the new appointment time, she texts me again asking if we can make it even later. I'm a bit annoyed with all the changes, but I agree and verify that we can still have a full hour. She says of course. While I was on my way, she texted me again saying we can now only do a half hour instead of the full hour. I should have just called it quits then because it felt like I was being jerked around at that point. But, whatever. I really wanted to see her after reading all of those reviews saying how great she was.

I get there a few minutes before the 3rd time that we agreed on, park way down the block, and let her know I am there. She said I can't come in yet, because one of the other girls was still using the massage room. I didn't realize it was a shared space, so that kind of sucks. A little while after the appointment time, she texts me back and says to come in. I walk in and was surprised to see 3 girls all sitting there right inside the door. Nothing wrong with that, just wasn't expecting to walk into a crowd so I was thrown a bit. Anastasia was wearing some thigh-high socks, and a bra and panties. Very nice body, very tan, pretty face. As I said, she is fucking hot.

She led me back to the massage room, and the room itself isn't bad. Just a bed, no massage table or anything. I don't mind that at all. What I DID mind was the huge load on the bed from the guy who was there before me. It was very obvious, but she didn't acknowledge it at all. Just told me to get comfortable and get on the bed. I was like. Really? Luckily the bed is a queen size, and only half of it was covered in nut. She pushed the covers over and I got on the other side of the bed where there were no visible fresh loads. Still grossed out, but like I said. She was so damn hot. She started with a decent rub, and made some small talk. The rub was not bad, but it only lasted about 5 minutes before she told me to turn over. So obviously the massage was VERY rushed, but that wasn't what I was there for anyway. So, I just went with it. On the flip, her panties came off and I got to see all of that sexy body. Have I mentioned that this girl is hot? Well, if not, she is fucking hot. She climbed on top of me, put her nice tits in my face, and started lightly grinding her pussy right on my dick. It was really nice getting my hands on that sexy little ass while she was straddling me and letting me kiss and lick her nipples. She turned around into a 69 position, and started working my dick. Watching that tight little ass moving right in front of my face while she was stroking my cock was awesome. The way that she was pounding my dick so hard combined with the sight of that pussy and ass right in my face had me blowing in no time. What can I say. She's damn hot. She cleaned me up with some paper towels (ouch), made it clear our time was up, and I got dressed. Another awkward walk past the girls in the living room and I was out the door, not even 20 minutes into 30 minutes I paid $100 for.

So, as you might be able to tell, I am VERY torn on this one. Anastasia is hot. Damn hot. I could see why people would get addicted to seeing her just based on her looks alone. And the massage was good, but very rushed. The finish was definitely fun, but again, very rushed. The shared massage room just sucks. I'm sure some of the scheduling issues and all of the appointment time changes were due to 4 girls all trying to schedule appointments in that one room. The massage bed was obviously fucking disgusting. You can tell that they don't care about providing a clean place for their clients. After I got off that bed I couldn't wait to get a shower. I would assume that all of these issues are related to the girls being young and relatively new to all of this. But, in my opinion, their system isn't working too well yet. I don't like the fact that I paid for 30 minutes and was literally in and back out the door in just under 20 minutes. But again, after all the negatives. She was so hot that I can't say I wouldn't want to see her again. However, if there is a next time, I would definitely only do outcall. You couldn't pay me to get on that bed again, no matter how hot Anastasia is.

Did I mention she was really fuckin' hot?

I guess it is age, not the young studmuffin I used to be, but no woman is hot enough to lay in a cum filled bed to just look at her pussy. Just my 2 cents worth and I remember when you could buy candy for 2 cents and pussy off some of the hottest latin girls for 2 dollars and 50 cents and watch them douche with a nickel coke and wash you dick with a clean rag. Boy have times changed.

[MScofield]

Been a while since I've posted, but I'm always reading up.

After all of the glowing reviews of Anastasia, I finally decided to bite the bullet and see what all the fuss was about. Bottom line for me is. She is definitely hot, but the service was definitely lacking. She's legit, she's hot as fuck, and she will get you off. But, if you're like me, other things still factor into my overall opinion of a girl. If you want all the details, read on.

I texted her one morning last week to try and set up an appointment. She said she had classes in the morning, so we agreed on a time in the early afternoon. She texted me a bit before the time we agreed on, and asked if we could make it a little later instead. I understand things come up, no problem. I agreed to that. A little while before the new appointment time, she texts me again asking if we can make it even later. I'm a bit annoyed with all the changes, but I agree and verify that we can still have a full hour. She says of course. While I was on my way, she texted me again saying we can now only do a half hour instead of the full hour. I should have just called it quits then because it felt like I was being jerked around at that point. But, whatever. I really wanted to see her after reading all of those reviews saying how great she was.

I get there a few minutes before the 3rd time that we agreed on, park way down the block, and let her know I am there. She said I can't come in yet, because one of the other girls was still using the massage room. I didn't realize it was a shared space, so that kind of sucks. A little while after the appointment time, she texts me back and says to come in. I walk in and was surprised to see 3 girls all sitting there right inside the door. Nothing wrong with that, just wasn't expecting to walk into a crowd so I was thrown a bit. Anastasia was wearing some thigh-high socks, and a bra and panties. Very nice body, very tan, pretty face. As I said, she is fucking hot.

She led me back to the massage room, and the room itself isn't bad. Just a bed, no massage table or anything. I don't mind that at all. What I DID mind was the huge load on the bed from the guy who was there before me. It was very obvious, but she didn't acknowledge it at all. Just told me to get comfortable and get on the bed. I was like. Really? Luckily the bed is a queen size, and only half of it was covered in nut. She pushed the covers over and I got on the other side of the bed where there were no visible fresh loads. Still grossed out, but like I said. She was so damn hot. She started with a decent rub, and made some small talk. The rub was not bad, but it only lasted about 5 minutes before she told me to turn over. So obviously the massage was VERY rushed, but that wasn't what I was there for anyway. So, I just went with it. On the flip, her panties came off and I got to see all of that sexy body. Have I mentioned that this girl is hot? Well, if not, she is fucking hot. She climbed on top of me, put her nice tits in my face, and started lightly grinding her pussy right on my dick. It was really nice getting my hands on that sexy little ass while she was straddling me and letting me kiss and lick her nipples. She turned around into a 69 position, and started working my dick. Watching that tight little ass moving right in front of my face while she was stroking my cock was awesome. The way that she was pounding my dick so hard combined with the sight of that pussy and ass right in my face had me blowing in no time. What can I say. She's damn hot. She cleaned me up with some paper towels (ouch), made it clear our time was up, and I got dressed. Another awkward walk past the girls in the living room and I was out the door, not even 20 minutes into 30 minutes I paid $100 for.

So, as you might be able to tell, I am VERY torn on this one. Anastasia is hot. Damn hot. I could see why people would get addicted to seeing her just based on her looks alone. And the massage was good, but very rushed. The finish was definitely fun, but again, very rushed. The shared massage room just sucks. I'm sure some of the scheduling issues and all of the appointment time changes were due to 4 girls all trying to schedule appointments in that one room. The massage bed was obviously fucking disgusting. You can tell that they don't care about providing a clean place for their clients. After I got off that bed I couldn't wait to get a shower. I would assume that all of these issues are related to the girls being young and relatively new to all of this. But, in my opinion, their system isn't working too well yet. I don't like the fact that I paid for 30 minutes and was literally in and back out the door in just under 20 minutes. But again, after all the negatives. She was so hot that I can't say I wouldn't want to see her again. However, if there is a next time, I would definitely only do outcall. You couldn't pay me to get on that bed again, no matter how hot Anastasia is.

Did I mention she was really fuckin' hot?

Great review and thanks for sharing this. My 2 cents here are.

Texted her last week. Got the response that she is not available till next week or so. Brooke is available only.

[MScofield]

Dreamed about an advertisement of 'EG SPA'. But, wait! This is same 'Massage East Garden' per contact details. They have mentioned that a new girl arrived, so thought to give a second chance as this AMP was in my 'Not to repeat' list.

Reached there and got 30 minutes for the sake of trial to see what has changed now. Yes, there is a new girl in 30's with slim body. She took me to the room and asked to get led over the table after undressing. First thing that happened was full cover over the body, WHAT! So, I asked her to remove it but still she covered Mr. John from back (you know what I mean here). Anyways, massage was damn hard and truly legit. So hard, that I need to tell her to slow down. No teasing and no touching, and the massage was over.

Will NOT REPEAT, NEVER AGAIN until needed a hard, bone-crushing massage, PERIOD.

[The KC Kid]

Been a while since I've posted, but I'm always reading up.

After all of the glowing reviews of Anastasia, I finally decided to bite the bullet and see what all the fuss was about. Bottom line for me is. She is definitely hot, but the service was definitely lacking. She's legit, she's hot as fuck, and she will get you off. But, if you're like me, other things still factor into my overall opinion of a girl. If you want all the details, read on.

I texted her one morning last week to try and set up an appointment. She said she had classes in the morning, so we agreed on a time in the early afternoon. She texted me a bit before the time we agreed on, and asked if we could make it a little later instead. I understand things come up, no problem. I agreed to that. A little while before the new appointment time, she texts me again asking if we can make it even later. I'm a bit annoyed with all the changes, but I agree and verify that we can still have a full hour. She says of course. While I was on my way, she texted me again saying we can now only do a half hour instead of the full hour. I should have just called it quits then because it felt like I was being jerked around at that point. But, whatever. I really wanted to see her after reading all of those reviews saying how great she was.

I get there a few minutes before the 3rd time that we agreed on, park way down the block, and let her know I am there. She said I can't come in yet, because one of the other girls was still using the massage room. I didn't realize it was a shared space, so that kind of sucks. A little while after the appointment time, she texts me back and says to come in. I walk in and was surprised to see 3 girls all sitting there right inside the door. Nothing wrong with that, just wasn't expecting to walk into a crowd so I was thrown a bit. Anastasia was wearing some thigh-high socks, and a bra and panties. Very nice body, very tan, pretty face. As I said, she is fucking hot.

She led me back to the massage room, and the room itself isn't bad. Just a bed, no massage table or anything. I don't mind that at all. What I DID mind was the huge load on the bed from the guy who was there before me. It was very obvious, but she didn't acknowledge it at all. Just told me to get comfortable and get on the bed. I was like. Really? Luckily the bed is a queen size, and only half of it was covered in nut. She pushed the covers over and I got on the other side of the bed where there were no visible fresh loads. Still grossed out, but like I said. She was so damn hot. She started with a decent rub, and made some small talk. The rub was not bad, but it only lasted about 5 minutes before she told me to turn over. So obviously the massage was VERY rushed, but that wasn't what I was there for anyway. So, I just went with it. On the flip, her panties came off and I got to see all of that sexy body. Have I mentioned that this girl is hot? Well, if not, she is fucking hot. She climbed on top of me, put her nice tits in my face, and started lightly grinding her pussy right on my dick. It was really nice getting my hands on that sexy little ass while she was straddling me and letting me kiss and lick her nipples. She turned around into a 69 position, and started working my dick. Watching that tight little ass moving right in front of my face while she was stroking my cock was awesome. The way that she was pounding my dick so hard combined with the sight of that pussy and ass right in my face had me blowing in no time. What can I say. She's damn hot. She cleaned me up with some paper towels (ouch), made it clear our time was up, and I got dressed. Another awkward walk past the girls in the living room and I was out the door, not even 20 minutes into 30 minutes I paid $100 for.

So, as you might be able to tell, I am VERY torn on this one. Anastasia is hot. Damn hot. I could see why people would get addicted to seeing her just based on her looks alone. And the massage was good, but very rushed. The finish was definitely fun, but again, very rushed. The shared massage room just sucks. I'm sure some of the scheduling issues and all of the appointment time changes were due to 4 girls all trying to schedule appointments in that one room. The massage bed was obviously fucking disgusting. You can tell that they don't care about providing a clean place for their clients. After I got off that bed I couldn't wait to get a shower. I would assume that all of these issues are related to the girls being young and relatively new to all of this. But, in my opinion, their system isn't working too well yet. I don't like the fact that I paid for 30 minutes and was literally in and back out the door in just under 20 minutes. But again, after all the negatives. She was so hot that I can't say I wouldn't want to see her again. However, if there is a next time, I would definitely only do outcall. You couldn't pay me to get on that bed again, no matter how hot Anastasia is.

Did I mention she was really fuckin' hot?