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10-16-16 10:25 #13824Senior Member

Posts: 169The easy way is to follow the trail of HERPES from the 405 fwy and get off at Westminster. Then go to the west side of the fwy. The HERPES get bigger on the west side and when you see the gas station on the corner covered in SYPHILIS you are there. Don't forget not to touch the door handle. Turn the pillow over to the clean side too. If you feel anything wet or sticky on the bed its probably just some food from lunch that got dropped.
Originally Posted by Okimura
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Went to 5 star the one near mile square. Mamasan wanted me to change rooms and when she came in I was almost naked. I pulled her close and felt up her ass real good. She was all smiles but still wouldn't stay to do me. I got Sophia very nice.
Also went to PING on Alicia again with a friend and only massage but a good one.
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10-16-16 05:26 #13823Senior Member

Posts: 337I doubt it is any kind of a sting operation. You are probably looking at that stupid BS escort bust site. I've been to Sunshine and it just sucks. Lame lack luster HJ from a dumpy MILF with lousy massage skills. I posted about it earlier.
Originally Posted by CrackBaby
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10-15-16 23:58 #13822Senior Member

Posts: 1955[Deleted by Admin]
No offence but I need to let off steam sometimes.
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10-15-16 23:12 #13821Senior Member

Posts: 49Dodging a potential bullet
Haven't seen Sharon (or Cindy) at "are" Center (CM) in a while and felt bad from previous report that someone robbed her. Really sad since she's never been a greedy V-girl and even gave me some money back one time. Anyway, she's been calling me for a while now and I finally got a chance to see her. I had to park across the street since the lot was full and happened to notice another new AMP. Really secluded area, called Sunshine Spa. Was tempted to give it a go but had no energy after my light experience with Sharon. Just now tried to do a little research since it was so hidden. Never saw it before on Rubmaps, but checked it today and it's listed as new with no reviews. Googled the number listed and found it was a potential police sting operation. So when going to these places it's always wise to do some research. Sometimes I make the mistake but so far I've been lucky.
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10-15-16 11:29 #13820Senior Member

Posts: 455F & c
Stopped by just before closing. Set up appointment with Lulu hoping the shop would be empty. Big room was occupied, so they put me in curtain room. I could here in the room next to me on of you guys getting your salami wacked as she was using alot of oil. Alot of commotion outside as MMS was closing the shop. Heard her talk to someone who just came in and requested Cici. So instead of having the place to myself, I had share the next 45 minutes with another monger. I had Lulu start with a massage as I a tough day. Within a few minutes, I could hear the other dude talking to Cici in Chinese. It was funny because Lulu was listening and laughing also, so I'm not sure what the conversation was. After about 20 minutes I flipped and the fun began. I had her start with a BBBJ, her skills have improved from the first time I had been with her, I guess that's good, unless you figure how many times she got to practice in the last month. LOL. Anyways after about 10 minutes of serious head bobbing, I grab my cover and suit up. Just then I start to hear Cici whimper. Lulu finds it funny also. So to one up the other dude, I start pounding Lulu in MISH, I know they can hear because the bed is making noise, I give her a break to let her catch her breath. I then turn her over to pound her K9, just as I about to enter, I hear the other dude tap out with a big "UGH" I tried hard not to laugh, but he was killing me. I get back to concentrating on pounding Lulu and deliver an nice "UGH".
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10-15-16 05:06 #13819Senior Member

Posts: 7271Use that search button above and type fish & chips in.
Originally Posted by Okimura
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10-14-16 22:09 #13818Senior Member

Posts: 31Fish and chips
Anyone mind PMing info on where this place is located?
Also anyone been by 5 star recently?
Thanks.
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10-14-16 13:34 #13817Senior Member

Posts: 31Total was 120. It might depend on the provider. Mine says she hasnt done the other extras.
Originally Posted by Friendlylurker
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10-14-16 12:45 #13816Senior Member

Posts: 93Total was 120? Or 20 for the he?
Originally Posted by Okimura
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I went to Harmony yesterday in CM because I was nearby. Standard everything, really strong massage though. The older provider wanted 60 for the deed, I tried to haggle but she wouldn't budge. Whatever, an extra 20 for a strong massage vs. Blue balls, I sucked it up and paid. She then wanted more for top down, what a mood killer. I finished and hurried out, not worth repeating but it was nice in a pinch.
I've been really curious about that Ward and Slater joint, rumor has it that more can be had too. It is so close to work and some other things for me I don't want to identify myself with, including a police station in a city with hard ass LE, I just can't bring myself to check it out.
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10-13-16 20:53 #13815Senior Member

Posts: 31Short report
Was in a town a few days ago and stopped by to monger at AMP on ward and slater. Just looking for a good massage with a nice he. Cute receptionist / mms at front desk with some light screening at front desk. Booked 1 hr massage, perky young vietnamese girl in silicone breast implants comes in to give me massage. No towel to drape and got to work with a sensual massage, teasing with my boy. Asked for menu. And she only does HJ and gets naked. Decent massage. Tried pushing for BJ but no luck there. Finished the massage with a nice HJ. Total dmg was $. 2 (. 6 to the house).
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10-12-16 02:05 #13814Senior Member

Posts: 102Tax deduction
I handle the checking accounts and pay the bills so I can slide under the radar.
H&are has doctor office correct? Bend over and cough!
Originally Posted by DutchTreat
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10-12-16 00:20 #13813Senior Member

Posts: 861Tax Deductible?
You may want to check with our friends at H and R Cock. If Yo-Mama Care was able to subsidize our hobby, I just might be able to get behind it! A grand a month? Suddenly I am glad that it takes me about a week to recharge my battery after I pop! LOL And your S. O. Doesn't seem to notice? You must pull down some serious coin, or work in a cash business, to have that kind of discretionary income. Or you have the most trusting wife in the world!
Dutch.
Originally Posted by LoveTheOC
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10-12-16 00:08 #13812Senior Member

Posts: 861Ditto
I'm with you, TTM. It got to the point where just the smell of baby powder gave me a hard on! MP's lost their appeal to me once the KMP's became scarce. Enjoying the moment is great advice. Otherwise, my 401 K could have been. . never mind. LOL.
Dutch.
Originally Posted by TheTallMan
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10-11-16 23:44 #13811Senior Member

Posts: 102Tax deduction
Anyone come up with a way to declare this hobby as a deduction on their taxes? How about Health Insurance paying for Massage Therapy? LOL. Crap, it's getting to be over a grand a month! There's got to be a way. Good thing wife doesn't look at my cash flow out of my account!
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10-11-16 21:48 #13810Senior Member

Posts: 603Oh boy so you caught the MP bug at 24 and been at it for 3 years, buddy I caught it almost 20 years ago and the years just slip by. How many MP have I had the pleasure of visiting and leaving my man juice at, I honestly could not tell you. I don't want to even think of what I have spent, urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, so I enjoy the moment.
Originally Posted by Cpprx
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