Massage Parlor Reports

**Bob521** · 10-13-16 01:04

Consider Chinatown. I don't know specific places to recommend, however. But at least you are close to Soldier Field. Two stops south on the Red line. You appear to be from Milwaukee, so its hard to imagine you cheering FOR the Bears. That said, not too many of us are cheering either.

Originally Posted by ShortIrish [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Will be visiting your fair city this weekend to cheer on the Bears. Any help in finding an AMP near the loop? Just looking for a massage and a handshake. It's hard to sort through all of the posts and locations for a non local. Also, are any of the come to your room hotel massage services trustworthy?

Would give a report back. PM me if you like.

TIA.

Irish.

**ShortIrish** · 10-12-16 23:13

Hey guys,

Will be visiting your fair city this weekend to cheer on the Bears. Any help in finding an AMP near the loop? Just looking for a massage and a handshake. It's hard to sort through all of the posts and locations for a non local. Also, are any of the come to your room hotel massage services trustworthy?

Would give a report back. PM me if you like.

TIA.

Irish.

**BenBeck** · 10-12-16 22:08

Originally Posted by E6671 [View Original Post]

Considering the escapades I have had over the years, if I found out my wife got a happy ending I would not flip out. I am not a hypocrite.

Fair is fair. I'm with you there.

**E6671** · 10-12-16 21:51

Originally Posted by SouthpawTom [View Original Post]

What if she gets a happy ending on the other side as well, you cool with that?

Considering the escapades I have had over the years, if I found out my wife got a happy ending I would not flip out. I am not a hypocrite.

**BluePillow** · 10-12-16 20:07

Originally Posted by ChiHappiness [View Original Post]

I finally got to try this place out. I got Emily, very cute 20's. I didn't care much for her technique but she had a great attitude and a really nice body. Standard finish for standard price.

Can you elaborate on what you got and for how much? I'm thinking of going there to try it out.

Also how did you ask for it? Did you wait until the flip and then ask outright?

**SouthpawTom** · 10-12-16 19:27

Originally Posted by Miamiat [View Original Post]

I always wondered how I'd feel if my wife came home and said she had a massage; and a nice ending with the dude working her clit. Or my GF? I wouldn't like it at all. Hmmmmm. Just another example of how low men can be!

But if it was one of the massage ladies that gave my wife the happy ending, I might like it.

**Miamiat** · 10-12-16 19:04

I always wondered how I'd feel if my wife came home and said she had a massage; and a nice ending with the dude working her clit. Or my GF? I wouldn't like it at all. Hmmmmm. Just another example of how low men can be!

Originally Posted by SouthpawTom [View Original Post]

What if she gets a happy ending on the other side as well, you cool with that?

**SouthpawTom** · 10-12-16 18:21

Originally Posted by PwnLife [View Original Post]

So wifey said she wants me to get a pedicure. Is there a place in the city that will do that and give HE on the side after? LOL.

What if she gets a happy ending on the other side as well, you cool with that?

**Ron M** · 10-12-16 09:33

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

This is a good lesson. When I first started mongering I tipped one time before. What happened? She did not do what we agreed. It only takes getting burned like that once to never do that again.

Er.

Paying upfront once and getting ripped off was enough for me. Even when I go to a massage spa I always tip and pay after all is done.

**Jadedone** · 10-12-16 09:17

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

This is a good lesson. When I first started mongering I tipped one time before. What happened? She did not do what we agreed. It only takes getting burned like that once to never do that again.

Er.

Same here. It takes one time and then you learn.

**Jasper Malloy** · 10-12-16 03:06

Originally Posted by PwnLife [View Original Post]

Zeus has high expectations of tips compared to AMPs. Not sure if it's a lmp thing or just this place. Like $$.

It's a pretty standard LMP thing around these parts. A la carte pricing.

**OF Charlie** · 10-11-16 22:15

Originally Posted by PwnLife [View Original Post]

What is SL?

I think he meant SXL Nail, which is in the 1400's block S Michigan Ave. It has been reviewed here before.

**PwnLife** · 10-11-16 21:52

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Go to SL and youll be able to get a pedi and then you can ask for a massage after and get a HJ.

What is SL?

**Eddinger** · 10-11-16 10:16

Originally Posted by PwnLife [View Original Post]

So wifey said she wants me to get a pedicure. Is there a place in the city that will do that and give HE on the side after? LOL.

Go to SL and youll be able to get a pedi and then you can ask for a massage after and get a HJ.

**Emiglio** · 10-11-16 09:44

This doesn't help, but there was a lady Marie? I believe in SW burbs. Topless, BJ, but only gave pedicures to diabetics. She was quirky to say the least. And I think she stopped service altogether. Just make sure if it is someone in the Adult Ent. Business that they know to sterilize the instruments.

Originally Posted by PwnLife [View Original Post]

So wifey said she wants me to get a pedicure. Is there a place in the city that will do that and give HE on the side after? LOL.

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