Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeHall]

I've tried several different AMPs in the past few weeks. I'll summarize them in one post.

First up, The Ugly--Canna Massage (Kearny Mesa near Cheetah's).

Once again, I found myself in Kearny Mesa at around 10 pm, liquored up by several bars and horny after a visit to Cheetah's. Reflecting on a recent similar situation and a visit to Angel Spa where the HE was delivered by the 5/10 MMS, I opted instead for nearby Canna Massage. Once again, I wound up with the MMS as masseuse. The difference this time was the MMS was older and chubby. No, that's not quite accurate. Make that portly and ugly. The massage was "meh". She kept trying to press her boobs into my back, but instead her gut kept hitting me in the head. On the flip, she pawed my junk and asked, "OK? Unfortunately, little Mikey doesn't stand at attention for ugly broads, so I had to pass. Lesson learned: go earlier instead of just before closing. 60 minutes was. 4, left appropriate tip.

Next up, The Bad--F & H Massage (El Cajon across from In & Out).

This time I went in the afternoon. The MMS was petite and cute. I'm thinking, "That's more like it! I hope she's the masseuse, or maybe someone even better. " No such luck. She left and in came a large, unattractive auntie who, I found out, had G. I. Joe kung-fu grip. And not in a good way. This wasn't so much a massage as it was "let's find a tender spot and press as hard as we can. " My hands didn't wander and no teasing ensued. I didn't get the impression any extras were available, but that didn't really matter, as little Mikey also doesn't come to attention when I'm in pain. But YMMV. 60 minutes was. 4, left appropriate tip.

Finally, The Good--Diamond Spa (La Mesa near On Cue Billards).

Got there in the early evening. MMS was wearing short black cocktail dress (but, as I found out later, lots of clothes underneath). Nice looking, 30's, thin, rate 7/10. Her Engrish is quite good. She'll do. She did the massage and I was fine with that; little Mikey was already halfway at attention. She asked if it was my first time there. Since it had a Grand Opening sign out front, I said, "Yes. " Then she asked how I heard of it and I said, "On Backpage," which was true. That relaxed her. As she worked the back, my hands wandered up her exposed legs. She was OK with that for a minute, until I reached up to her kitty. Then she playfully backed off, laughed, scolding me for being a bad boy and pretend slapped my shoulder. Massage was not bad. Before the flip, she spread my legs and expertly teased the taint and balls. Little Mikey was ready for action at this point. On the flip, she touched little Mikey and asks, "OK?" I said hell yeah! Then she tried to put MY hand on Mikey. I pulled away. She tried again. This time I grabbed her hand and put it on him. She obliged. She let my hands roam OTC, but not UTC. That's how I found out she was wearing multiple layers. Eventually, she got the job done. After cleaning me up, she finished with a scalp rub. I'm thinking, "I hope she wiped her hands off good. I don't want to walk out looking like a scene from There's Something About Mary!" She got the obligatory water and watched me dress, waiting for the tip. 60 minutes was. 4, tipped. 4. She said, "You come back, OK? Maybe tomorrow?" I said I don't think I could manage tomorrow, maybe next week. She said, "OK. I have 5 girls. " Unfortunately, I saw one her girls on the way out: short and dumpy--little Mikey no likey, although I'd definitely repeat if the same girl did the massage. Oh, masseuse's name was Cici. (Doesn't every AMP have a Cici?

Eventually, I'll try Hello Massage (El Cajon near In & Out).

[Shallot11]

Awesome post. I recently started to visit Z. Can you please rate the girls and tell us all the names. I have been with Eva. Nothing can go wrong with her. 0. 4 for house and 0. 4 for her on every visit.

Angela appears to be a good choice.

Which Z massage is this?

[MichelOb]

Awesome post. I recently started to visit Z. Can you please rate the girls and tell us all the names. I have been with Eva. Nothing can go wrong with her. 0. 4 for house and 0. 4 for her on every visit.

Angela appears to be a good choice.

I've seen Eva, Shirli and Lili. If Eva gives you the kind of service she gives me, I would suggest a 60 tip. Eva is the best and Shirli and Lili are both qualified substitutes. Shirli will negotiate 60 and considering you're getting tits in your mouth and a finger in the oil can, that is a big step up from the standard 40 HJ from most disinterested clock watchers at other places.

I want to try Dianne next.

[Knight007]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It's only appropriate to quote Dick-ens, right?

Awesome post. I recently started to visit Z. Can you please rate the girls and tell us all the names. I have been with Eva. Nothing can go wrong with her. 0. 4 for house and 0. 4 for her on every visit.

Angela appears to be a good choice.

[XxxDan]

So you managed an above average massage for less than the usual. I wonder what she'ld do for 60.

I forgot to mention in my last report about Eva that I asked her to smother my face with her armpit (yes, I'm a pits and tits guy). She had zero oder and of course she had to say "you like?

MichelOb, hope you got my PM which I answered your question.

[BoobbLvr]

Unfortunately I have to report that this was absolutely the worst massage experience that I have ever had. The experience was bad in every aspect that makes a 60 minute massage. My vote is to avoid this place and go to one of the many massage parlors in the immediate area. Sorry! The providers name was CICI.

[BeerGuy]

Most recent installment of $40 massages on Convoy. Went to paradise spa, south of Balboa on the east side of Convoy. By Sushi place in a strip mall. As I pulled up one of you guys were heading in, so I waited a few minutes. Entered and papasan with good English greeted me, I told him I wanted young and pretty. Place was big, maybe 14 rooms. I got room #5. In came Anna, maybe 30,7/10. Big tits. Massage was decent, stroked her ass and she started teasing the boys. In flip went straight to ball play, did not let me roam under dress. HJ was good, finished up with a head massage after deed. Would repeat. . 4 tip.

[MichelOb]

As previously reported, Angela is indeed young and cute. She asked me if I could wait while she finished eating. She tentatively re-entered the room with a hard candy rolling around in her sweet little mouth.
It's the classic dilemma, younger girl with lesser service skills or the aging pro, that knows how to work it. When given the choice I always go for the young and hot but I have had great times with those like Eva, in this epoch of incredulity.

So you managed an above average massage for less than the usual. I wonder what she'ld do for 60.

I forgot to mention in my last report about Eva that I asked her to smother my face with her armpit (yes, I'm a pits and tits guy). She had zero oder and of course she had to say "you like?

[Lascivious]

I asked her who that hot young girl is and that's Angela. Someone give her a report please.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It's only appropriate to quote Dick-ens, right?

As previously reported, Angela is indeed young and cute. She asked me if I could wait while she finished eating. She tentatively re-entered the room with a hard candy rolling around in her sweet little mouth. She had on a kind of country style dress, cut above the knee with, as I found later, pretty little cotton panties underneath. That is a nice change from the girded loins of others like Eva that wear thick bike shorts under their skirts. She has a round face and a medium build. She's the youngest and cutest. 4/ hr girl that I've see that delivers the HE. Not drop dead gorgeous but pleasant looking with a touch of innocence.

A little light hearted banter ensued. She is demure and speaks English pretty well. Once we started she asked who I've seen and how I knew her name. I told her that I'd seen a few girls there, Eva being the most recent and that I heard about her from Randy, my on-the-fly conjured reference.

I asked for medium, then light touch and she obliged. She proceeded with an adequate, albeit perfunctory rub. I very gently touched her leg. She didn't protest but moved away rather quickly. That left me wondering if she was going to be a good to go.

She was very complimentary and polite, asking if I was okay and how her pressure was. She eschewed my cover, a harbinger of action to come. As she was stroking my legs I turned back to look up under her skirt as she bent towards my feet. It was really sexy, seeing panties instead of bike shorts that seem to be de rigueur. I gently glided my hand up the back of her leg and caressed her butt. There was no teasing of any sort, until just before the flip. She then rather abruptly went for the taint and balls, pawing at me. I raised up and she blatantly went for a quick, awkward ball and shaft grope. Towel and flip came next.

She started with sexy, teasing strokes. She asked if it was okay, "there". I feigned protest but capitulated. She mentioned a couple of times, "you too big". Too big for what, an HJ? She asked how much I usually tip Eva. I said. 4. She seemed okay with that a began flogging the dolphin.

I went to pull down the top of her dress but she said, not for. 4. She said I could touch though. She has nice smallish tits and didn't have the long protruding nipples that I've found on many Asian girls. I went for some gentle OTC stroking of her kitty and she started doing the porn star moaning. I'm not sure how I feel about that but it was okay at the time. Her slow strokes turned to a bit of the ol' jack hammer routine. It wasn't bad and I popped pretty quickly. I had a huge load built up and upon my first volley she stopped to admire the eruption of my opening salvo. I admonished her to not stop and to keep going, it really killed it for me.

The last I time was with Eva she put her face down on my chest to tongue my nipples. When I was ready to initiate launch, I warned her but she paid no heed and I sprayed her hair and the side of her face. She didn't seem to mind mind and joked about me being so strong. It made me wonder if she'd let me blast one off on face properly next time.

Well, as they say, karma is a mother f'er and my subsequent volleys whizzed over my shoulder and I actually got some on my own cheek. Yuck. I started laughing. She noticed it but she was not that amused. Also noting how strong I was.

So, as to my initial sentiments; she was young and cute, probably more so than any parlor girl besides Hana / Pine. She has a nice face and body, performed adequately but did negotiate and although she agreed to. 40, she didn't get naked and went for a cursory HE. Worst of all she stopped after the first squirt, then had really unfortunate aim.

It's the classic dilemma, younger girl with lesser service skills or the aging pro, that knows how to work it. When given the choice I always go for the young and hot but I have had great times with those like Eva, in this epoch of incredulity.

[Whoopster]

So apparently when a new spot opens, the owner brings in a ringer from LA for a few weeks to get things moving. This past week was the second time I've run into this. The first time was at a place in NC in Oceanside. I went there the first week and had an awesome experience. Repeated the next week, but by the third week the talent went back to LA and the regular providers sucked.

So about a week and a half ago I saw a CL listing for a new place off of Sycamore in Vista. Did a walk-in and got Lucy. Nice body, OK face but just an awesome massage with tons of teasing, but no HE. Lucy had to be the best actress I have ever had massage me because she seemed to be extremely horny, to the point of not being able to decide if she wanted massage me, or have fun with me.

As an example, on our first meeting she was wearing shorts and after a really great back massage where she used her elbows for deep pressure while letting her fingers just graze along my sides or over my crack, she oiled up her shins and did a knee and shin massage over my butt and back, with plenty of ass play as she manuvered. By the time I flipped I was rock hard.

There was no cover on the flip and Lucy appeared to be really turned on by my southern soldier. This is where she got a little scatter brained. So she was standing there just admiring it and started rubbing herself and pointing like she wanted to have sex. I pulled her closer but she resisted and started the massage, but then stopped and went back and starting kissing it. Naturally I tried to get her to open up but when I did she went back to the massage. I was able to work a finger up her shorts and found her pussy to be trimmed and wet. She resisted a little but allowed me in for just a minute, then backed away. I also got in to rub her a-hole a little, which she also seemed to enjoy.

Just then someone walked in the front door and walked to the back. Up until then we were alone in the store, which only has partial walls. This put quite a damper on the mood and the massage was almost over anyway. I sat up on the table then stood up while Lucy was still there and she kneeled and started kissing me down there again. I took the opportunity to push her head closer while trying to get her to open her mouth, but she wouldn't do it. I don't believe in forcing the situation so I stopped.

Came back for round 2 a few nights later. More of the same except that 2 ladies came in for massage so we had to be super quiet. She was wearing long pants, so no finger action, but I did munch on her kitty OTC which she seemed to like. She got on top of me cow-girl style although still clothed and started humping me, but not long enough. Anyway never did get a HE, but great massage and fun times with an awesome girl.

I called earlier this week and she's gone to LA. Made the mistake of trying another girl, Sarah who was kind of cute but a terrible massage. While this was happening another customer got up after 15 minutes and demanded his money back. So the moral of the story is to hit new opening early and enjoy them while you can.

[BoobbLvr]

WTF, don't these Asian ladies know how to put on and tie shoes? They insist on helping me dress. Then pull my socks so tight my toes almost burst through. To cap it off, they do a half assed tie of the laces so I end up tripping over them on the way out.

Oh yeah, ask for April.

Champagne problems my friend. I love it! Thanks for the review.

[HoneyBoy]

Go to Bangkok that Spa and ask for Arin. The cover is 60 bucks and the price is 100 for nude body rub, mutual touching. Daty, HJ, and maybe if you tip 200 you can get FS. Arin has an ad on backpage.

Her ad says no FS. I havecseen her before, but didn't get nude or daty, so maybe she getting a little hard up for money now.

[BlakeA]

I will be visiting SD in October and will be working around the Petco Park area for 2 days. I have never been to SD before and was wondering if any seniors can recommend AMPs near the area. Looking for HJ / HE but might dabble into FS if the place has nice reviews and price.

Any suggestions are greatly appreciated.

Go to Bangkok that Spa and ask for Arin. The cover is 60 bucks and the price is 100 for nude body rub, mutual touching. Daty, HJ, and maybe if you tip 200 you can get FS. Arin has an ad on backpage.

[TheAnon]

I was a big fan of OT. Since they closed I have not attempted anything in Esco (or NC).

If I just want a legit massage I hit Bernardo Massage Ctr, but never a hint of extra there; granted I have not pressed hard for more. Any "GO-TO" recommendations in NC?

Kingg, z healt candy let you touch and HE, nothing more so much disappointed here in NC.

[BlakeA]

I saw an ad on Backpage for the Bangkok Day Spa in downtown SD. It was for Arin and there was a number to text so I did. I got the run around at first and my questions were not answered. Like is it a nude massage with mutual touch. Then hours later somebody text back and said yes but for 100 dollars. Please note that when you text the number on Arin's add, you are not texting her but whoever is texting you back. Arin has no idea of the text massages. Arin did go completely naked and did HJ. There was a lot of mutual touching and DATY. The tip was 100. You have to tell her upfront what you are tipping. I cam back exactly in one week to see her. There is where it went wrong. At this point I had no idea that I was not texting her and said you said we would discuss this in the room for FS for 200. She had no idea what I was talking about. I let her read the text message and she was pissed. Though she didn't say so. There was no mutual touch or anything. The mood was dead in that room and there was no conversation. She did say I come comeback just don't text anymore questions to that number. So I have no idea if she does FS for 200. We stopped 15 minutes early and I left. She said wait, wait, as I left but I didn't comeback. So guys, Arin does a great service, she dropped hints about BJ and FS. So bring a condom. But don't tell her about any ads because she's afraid of getting busted and ruining her life. Later on that night, the same number text me. They said comeback in and that Arin was on her period. That next time will be better. I won't go back after that. Too bad because Arin has a nice body and was friendly. She was one of the best erotic massages I have ever had.