USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

**MassiveUds** · 10-08-16 09:06

This review is long overdue. I had the honor and pleasure to meet up with Ashley over the summer months (July). Her service was excellent. I am a guy that needs attention to detail and trust me, she paid all the attention that I could ever need. Will see again if I can. Would gladly recommend to others. Very professional, but trustworthy and approachable. Beauty is obvious. Pics are no lie. Not rushed at all.

**Hillbilly Bob** · 10-08-16 08:34

Originally Posted by TechComHudson [View Original Post]

I saw her ad last week and almost got to her incall in Sharonville. She is still up and running, and her number should be the same. It would have been my first time with her, but for some unexplained reason she said "I am getting your recent texts but they are all coming through blank. All your recent texts are blank. " I tried calling but no pick up. If anyone else has had this phone trouble with her before, let me know and I won't feel so stupid, but I figure it's just my cheap phone and a weird glitch.

But yeah. She's still operating just fine.

Talk to LL this week She is still in Sharonville but a different area of Sharonville. No longer in the 42 location mover closer to the 75 area.

**Serhan1978** · 10-08-16 02:58

Originally Posted by DeepBlue798 [View Original Post]

Her Boyfriend & Pimp answers the text messages most of the time. So it's like 3 personalities just like you said; the girl Britt, her boyfriend and her pimp. Though, the boyfriend and the pimp shares the same physical body.

I saw her about two weeks ago and I noticed three things happen:

- there were two LEOs driving around that whole block, one of the two sat at a stop sign for quite a long time. Not sure if he was looking my way, couldn't tell, but no big deal.

- after we finished out session, there was someone knocking at her door just as I was getting ready to walk out. She told that person "hold on a minute" as I was getting dressed.

- she walked me to my car, and after I got into my car, I noticed two bodies walking into that same room as I drove by.

Also she asked me like four times during our session if I was a LEO or undercover. All times I told her no, and she seemed paranoid about it. She was a sweet lady, but all of these events were just plain bizarre and crazy. Pretty much won't be going back there anytime soon. As always, YMMV.

Be safe.

**DeepBlue798** · 10-08-16 01:29

Her Boyfriend & Pimp answers the text messages most of the time. So it's like 3 personalities just like you said; the girl Britt, her boyfriend and her pimp. Though, the boyfriend and the pimp shares the same physical body.

Originally Posted by RicoTrebor [View Original Post]

This girl is a FLAKE, pure and simple, or crazy.

She post's an ad, and then when you text her, she responds as if she isn't busy, but then offers to make time. I reply that I am interested, and then she replies that she meant that she WASN'T "busy", but is. NOW and cannot see me. It goes back and forth, with her: "available, not available".

A TRUE MORON or maybe high or so inebriated that she cannot communicate.

If you text her, be ready for 1, 2, or 3 personalities to respond. Who knows, maybe one of them will meet with you. ??

**Goliath65** · 10-08-16 00:34

I contacted 4 USA providers today. Nothing but crickets!

PHOOEY!

**RicoTrebor** · 10-08-16 00:07

This girl is a FLAKE, pure and simple, or crazy.

She post's an ad, and then when you text her, she responds as if she isn't busy, but then offers to make time. I reply that I am interested, and then she replies that she meant that she WASN'T "busy", but is. NOW and cannot see me. It goes back and forth, with her: "available, not available".

A TRUE MORON or maybe high or so inebriated that she cannot communicate.

If you text her, be ready for 1, 2, or 3 personalities to respond. Who knows, maybe one of them will meet with you. ??

**TechComHudson** · 10-07-16 22:41

Originally Posted by JustTheTip [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to Luscious Lips. Haven't seen any new ads for the past month. Would love to see her again.

I saw her ad last week and almost got to her incall in Sharonville. She is still up and running, and her number should be the same. It would have been my first time with her, but for some unexplained reason she said "I am getting your recent texts but they are all coming through blank. All your recent texts are blank. " I tried calling but no pick up. If anyone else has had this phone trouble with her before, let me know and I won't feel so stupid, but I figure it's just my cheap phone and a weird glitch.

But yeah. She's still operating just fine.

**RogerOver** · 10-07-16 19:30

Originally Posted by HiYella [View Original Post]

This late morning / early afternoon, I had the pleasure of meeting a curvy redhead that goes by Miss Michelle. She's a young lady (Mid 20's if not younger) that was everything that is needed and has the skills to put and keep a smile on a face.

Setup was rather easy thru text, response was good and quick, time was reasonable, and location was typical.

She answered the door in a towel since she was freshly showered. We chit chatted to get comfortable with each and before she exposed her produce; her melons, peach, and apple. Once, I saw ALL of it I knew I was going to partake of it all!

I was more than ready once she got in position. I decided to start with tasting her "peach" to see how SWEET it was. I wasn't disappointed. I sucked and blew on her pit nice and easy like. I even felt how firm the melons while I was down there. She was REAL responsive throughout. Let's just say she's JUICY.

So, she saw my banana throbbing so she decided to give it some attention. Apparently, she likes bananas a lot. I was hoping she would check out my plums, but she gave them a nice little rub. At this point, we were both pleased with the produce!

Therefore, I wanted to see if my banana could fit inside of her peach. Nice and tight. I was in a position that she hadn't been in before. After her surprise and shock, I positioned myself to taste those melons while stroking her peach. We moved to another position so I could taste her peach from the backside! Another shocker.

I then slide my banana back inside. Nice long strokes (again). Then I put her on her side to still be inside and massage those melons. Wouldn't you know a banana inside a peach makes juice!

It was a good time at the Produce Stand to make a "Fruit Salad". There's no Greek fruits offered. I'll make sure that I return in the near future. Fruits contain a lot of vitamins for a healthy diet.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...reathless.html

I haven't seen her, but it's because that looks like some pretty ripe fruit! Glad you had a good time. Thanks for sharing.

**Scarab31** · 10-07-16 18:26

Originally Posted by HiYella [View Original Post]

This late morning / early afternoon, I had the pleasure of meeting a curvy redhead that goes by Miss Michelle. She's a young lady (Mid 20's if not younger) that was everything that is needed and has the skills to put and keep a smile on a face.

Setup was rather easy thru text, response was good and quick, time was reasonable, and location was typical.

She answered the door in a towel since she was freshly showered. We chit chatted to get comfortable with each and before she exposed her produce; her melons, peach, and apple. Once, I saw ALL of it I knew I was going to partake of it all!

I was more than ready once she got in position. I decided to start with tasting her "peach" to see how SWEET it was. I wasn't disappointed. I sucked and blew on her pit nice and easy like. I even felt how firm the melons while I was down there. She was REAL responsive throughout. Let's just say she's JUICY.

So, she saw my banana throbbing so she decided to give it some attention. Apparently, she likes bananas a lot. I was hoping she would check out my plums, but she gave them a nice little rub. At this point, we were both pleased with the produce!

Therefore, I wanted to see if my banana could fit inside of her peach. Nice and tight. I was in a position that she hadn't been in before. After her surprise and shock, I positioned myself to taste those melons while stroking her peach. We moved to another position so I could taste her peach from the backside! Another shocker.

I then slide my banana back inside. Nice long strokes (again). Then I put her on her side to still be inside and massage those melons. Wouldn't you know a banana inside a peach makes juice!

It was a good time at the Produce Stand to make a "Fruit Salad". There's no Greek fruits offered. I'll make sure that I return in the near future. Fruits contain a lot of vitamins for a healthy diet.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...reathless.html

O. m. G.

Lmao.

**Clem12** · 10-07-16 17:45

Originally Posted by HiYella [View Original Post]

This late morning / early afternoon, I had the pleasure of meeting a curvy redhead that goes by Miss Michelle. She's a young lady (Mid 20's if not younger) that was everything that is needed and has the skills to put and keep a smile on a face.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...reathless.html

My doctor tells me I should avoid red meat and go for more fruits and veggies. Here's my chance to follow his advice!

**HiYella** · 10-07-16 16:56

This late morning / early afternoon, I had the pleasure of meeting a curvy redhead that goes by Miss Michelle. She's a young lady (Mid 20's if not younger) that was everything that is needed and has the skills to put and keep a smile on a face.

Setup was rather easy thru text, response was good and quick, time was reasonable, and location was typical.

She answered the door in a towel since she was freshly showered. We chit chatted to get comfortable with each and before she exposed her produce; her melons, peach, and apple. Once, I saw ALL of it I knew I was going to partake of it all!

I was more than ready once she got in position. I decided to start with tasting her "peach" to see how SWEET it was. I wasn't disappointed. I sucked and blew on her pit nice and easy like. I even felt how firm the melons while I was down there. She was REAL responsive throughout. Let's just say she's JUICY.

So, she saw my banana throbbing so she decided to give it some attention. Apparently, she likes bananas a lot. I was hoping she would check out my plums, but she gave them a nice little rub. At this point, we were both pleased with the produce!

Therefore, I wanted to see if my banana could fit inside of her peach. Nice and tight. I was in a position that she hadn't been in before. After her surprise and shock, I positioned myself to taste those melons while stroking her peach. We moved to another position so I could taste her peach from the backside! Another shocker.

I then slide my banana back inside. Nice long strokes (again). Then I put her on her side to still be inside and massage those melons. Wouldn't you know a banana inside a peach makes juice!

It was a good time at the Produce Stand to make a "Fruit Salad". There's no Greek fruits offered. I'll make sure that I return in the near future. Fruits contain a lot of vitamins for a healthy diet.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...reathless.html

**Voleye** · 10-07-16 16:42

I have not seen her during this time, But she is advertising on another site. She posted 3 days ago.

Originally Posted by JustTheTip [View Original Post]

Does anyone know what happened to Luscious Lips. Haven't seen any new ads for the past month. Would love to see her again.

**SydneyMoore** · 10-07-16 14:32

Wow that's a great review and I wanted to say thank you! As you obviously already know I enjoyed myself as well and I look forward to our next encounter! It takes time and effort to attempt to set up the perfect date and I do take safety and discretion very seriously so it's always great to hear that it is appreciated!! Thanks and take care! Xoxo, SKM.

Originally Posted by AlfReady [View Original Post]

I had a late evening free unexpectedly and decided to check my 'bucket list' of well reviewed ladies. I hit the jackpot with Sydney Moore.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...d-in-NKY-.html

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Femal...ation/32148365

Whatever other reviews you may have read about her, BELIEVE THEM.

Quick setup, safe incall, accurate pix, is a tough find; but among the several ladies that meet that low bar, Sydney sets the bar so much higher with attitude, service, and the intangibles that can turn one guys A+ to another guy's meh experience.

Her USASG ad says "a girl whose actions shows she enjoys what she does, and that is put a big smile on your face and leave you weak in the knees".

THAT, my brother mongers, is called Truth in Advertising. While mini me kept joining and leaving the party, she never failed to invite him back without being asked to. No clock that I could find, but I'm fairly sure she was working overtime when I finished (I lost count of how many times she popped).

I am kicking myself for not seeing her sooner.

Be safe out there, Alf.

**JustTheTip** · 10-07-16 11:10

Does anyone know what happened to Luscious Lips. Haven't seen any new ads for the past month. Would love to see her again.

**Cokscok** · 10-07-16 10:37

A guy in a bar told me he had a dream with madielene and all he could say is WOW! Super cute and petite and loves what she is doing. Call steve now before she leaves.