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[Jdinh79]

I have been trying to get in touch with Annie for sometime now and only get crickets. Am I just not lucky enough or qualify to meet her? Anyone else having issues getting in touch with her?

[D Nut]

Long time lurker, first time poster!

I scheduled a dream with Cristen Cremes early Friday afternoon. Despite some previous negative reports, she looked like she could be a lot of fun!

Scheduled in the early afternoon, about 2:00 PM, for 6:15 PM. GREAT! 6:00 PM rolls around, and she assures me she'll be here on time, leaving her place now after hurrying a relative out the door who just happened to stop by. OK. Cool! 6:30 rolls around. She's on her way. 6:45 rolls around. She'll be here in 10 minutes. 7:00 comes and goes, and she had to stop for gas. 7:15 and she's almost here!

Unfortunately, like most others here, I have a limited time frame that I can "dream", and my time was almost up! I told her this, and she begged me not to cancel, that she was almost here!

Well, 7:30 rolls around, still nothing. I unfortunately have to cancel. My time is up. I ask her about rescheduling, and I get a text saying that "she didn't put enough gas in her car and she ran out, and is now walking to the gas station". I was already out and on my way home, and then got a message from her saying "Thanks for offering to pick me up. Lose my number, as I don't associate with people who don't offer to help others, especially when you are wanting something from them".

Did I feel bad, absolutely, but I'm an hour and 15 minutes past my appt, and do have time limits that I can partake in dreams!

Did I mention it was only a 15 minute drive from her place to mine?

Something wasn't quiet right, but I wanted to share my experience.

Sorry Cristen!

A 15 minute drive on the highway, by most estimates is about 18-19 miles. Surface streets, about 10 at most. Most cars made in the past 20 years will give about 25 MPG; 30+ for newer. That means, she would have had to have less than a gallon of gas, even after refueling, in her tank to run out. Right now, gas prices are between $1. 99 and $2. 70 (depending on discounts and exact location) in the greater Cincinnati area.

She's saying that she couldn't scrounge together less than $3. 00 for gas?

I realize that that I just posted was too much work just to call BS on the excuses, but as someone who's been on the receiving end of bull ca-ca excuses, I thought it would be a nice distraction to crunch some numbers.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Long time lurker, first time poster!

I scheduled a dream with Cristen Cremes early Friday afternoon. Despite some previous negative reports, she looked like she could be a lot of fun!

Scheduled in the early afternoon, about 2:00 PM, for 6:15 PM. GREAT! 6:00 PM rolls around, and she assures me she'll be here on time, leaving her place now after hurrying a relative out the door who just happened to stop by. OK. Cool! 6:30 rolls around. She's on her way. 6:45 rolls around. She'll be here in 10 minutes. 7:00 comes and goes, and she had to stop for gas. 7:15 and she's almost here!

Unfortunately, like most others here, I have a limited time frame that I can "dream", and my time was almost up! I told her this, and she begged me not to cancel, that she was almost here!

Well, 7:30 rolls around, still nothing. I unfortunately have to cancel. My time is up. I ask her about rescheduling, and I get a text saying that "she didn't put enough gas in her car and she ran out, and is now walking to the gas station". I was already out and on my way home, and then got a message from her saying "Thanks for offering to pick me up. Lose my number, as I don't associate with people who don't offer to help others, especially when you are wanting something from them".

Did I feel bad, absolutely, but I'm an hour and 15 minutes past my appt, and do have time limits that I can partake in dreams!

Did I mention it was only a 15 minute drive from her place to mine?

Something wasn't quiet right, but I wanted to share my experience.

Sorry Cristen!

Your first mistake was waiting as long as you did second mistake is being SORRY. All the excuses are made up. There are lots better out there.

[YeCats]

Dude. At least post a link or inf about where we can find her. A positive review with out a link is worthless.

I had a great encounter today with a redhead spinner. After a few text messages, we were able to reach an agreement and schedule the visit. The location was clean. I walked in and she was in the shower! She was thin and I visualize spinning her on my magnum size pipe. After a sweet embrace and kiss, we talked a few minutes about her family and different events going on in her life. I felt extremely comfortable. She started with sweet gentle kisses on the chest and moved down to the anaconda that ridgly awaited her throat. She performed a great BBBJ that had the anconda at full attention and I was seeing stars. I had to stop her because I wanted to feel that type kitty around my throbbing bbc. She placed on a cover and went for one her of a ride. Guys. She is for real and worth the donation. I certainly will be back for more and more!

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[LuckyNutz]

These dreams occurred Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday of this week. We thought there would be one Monday but sadly it was preempted for a "family" issue. Which I was happy she managed to reschedule. All the dreams started with some chit chat which led to the bedroom. All the acronyms except for a trip to islands were available. Dream lasted for a good two hours each time and she came to me each and every time. Will see her again when I am in town in November. Definitely can't wait to dream of her again.

[AlfReady]

50 percent discount for the same hour. No lack of enthusiasm in fact was probably better than ever.

You should have given her name, she deserves it.

[AlfReady]

I had a late evening free unexpectedly and decided to check my 'bucket list' of well reviewed ladies. I hit the jackpot with Sydney Moore.

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...d-in-NKY-.html

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Femal...ation/32148365

Whatever other reviews you may have read about her, BELIEVE THEM.

Quick setup, safe incall, accurate pix, is a tough find; but among the several ladies that meet that low bar, Sydney sets the bar so much higher with attitude, service, and the intangibles that can turn one guys A+ to another guy's meh experience.

Her USASG ad says "a girl whose actions shows she enjoys what she does, and that is put a big smile on your face and leave you weak in the knees".

THAT, my brother mongers, is called Truth in Advertising. While mini me kept joining and leaving the party, she never failed to invite him back without being asked to. No clock that I could find, but I'm fairly sure she was working overtime when I finished (I lost count of how many times she popped).

I am kicking myself for not seeing her sooner.

Be safe out there, Alf.

[ThickNSweet]

I fell asleep this morning and had a dream of ThicknSweet.

Setup was extremely easy, a couple of texts yesterday that she replied to immediately. A text that I was on my way and she sent her address, when I arrived a last text got her to meet me at the door. Apartment is in the Spring Grove Rd. Area which is a lot of industrial stuff but old apartments behind all this, that is where she was. Since she has to meet you at the building door, she was in shorts and a T, no sexy clothes in this public area. Got up to her apartment that she said she shares, but I didn't see anyone else. There are 4-5 cats and they were fun, didn't bother me but might some. The apartment smelled a bit of smoke, but nothing you don't get at some clubs etc.

She was sexy, which in my book is an attitude more than just looks. We got to it with some DFK, touching etc. Then BBBJCIM with spit. We talked a bit but I wasn't able to recover, despite her best attempts at some recitation. I left about 40 minutes later a happy man. Oral skills were great.

Her name is ThicknSweet and she is both. She is not a spinner, don't even think that. She is also not BBW despite having a bit around the middle, her overall body was as she puts it Thick. And yes, she is sweet from the bit we talked.

She did say that the only thing not on the menu is Greek and that she typically only sees 2 guys a day. I will return.

Aww thanks babe I really enjoyed out time together you are a sweetheart yourself and hope to see you again soon. Sorry it took so long I just seen this.

[KidKuddi]

I had my first dream about Karma today and it turned out to be a very wet dream. Mmmmm Set up was easy and she lives in a nice, quiet area that seemed totally safe and the house was clean and tidy. When she met me at the door I was a little surprised at how short she is--I don't know why but for some reason I just expected her to be a little taller. But, man, what a rack! In my opinion, she's prettier than the photos in her ad (USA classifieds ad) and, wow, does she have some nice tits. We spent the entire time orally (my request) and every inch of her was clean and tasty. Afterwards we spent about 15 minutes simply chatting about this, that and the other thing, which was great because it provided a bit of intimacy which I really enjoy. She's definitely a keeper.

House was clean and tidy. Not sure if we are talking about the same karma. But I seen a girl with the same name on the eastside eastgate area and her house and pets all over the place and a heavy odor of cats and dogs. She hosted in a small room that was very cramped with stuff and had a small futon as the place where the MAGIC WENT DOWN. She was very short. Pretty sure this is the same chick.

[Sgdddy]

Had a session with her Friday evening and it was very nice dream. No tel in NE Cincy area was decent with no smoke smell and fairly discreet. Made the appt 3 days in advance and confirmed each day leading up to the event. All communications were timely and spot on. We met pretty much at the agreed upon time which is becoming the exception not the rule with many girls so I appreciated that very much.

BBBJCIM was just what the doctor ordered and she is definitely fun to play with the cute litte bottom and long hair. Nice girl and was cool to chat with before and after. I will definitely repeat and do recommend!

Stay safe bruthers!

[RogerOver]

Long time lurker, first time poster!

I scheduled a dream with Cristen Cremes early Friday afternoon. Despite some previous negative reports, she looked like she could be a lot of fun!

Scheduled in the early afternoon, about 2:00 PM, for 6:15 PM. GREAT! 6:00 PM rolls around, and she assures me she'll be here on time, leaving her place now after hurrying a relative out the door who just happened to stop by. OK. Cool! 6:30 rolls around. She's on her way. 6:45 rolls around. She'll be here in 10 minutes. 7:00 comes and goes, and she had to stop for gas. 7:15 and she's almost here!

Unfortunately, like most others here, I have a limited time frame that I can "dream", and my time was almost up! I told her this, and she begged me not to cancel, that she was almost here!

Well, 7:30 rolls around, still nothing. I unfortunately have to cancel. My time is up. I ask her about rescheduling, and I get a text saying that "she didn't put enough gas in her car and she ran out, and is now walking to the gas station". I was already out and on my way home, and then got a message from her saying "Thanks for offering to pick me up. Lose my number, as I don't associate with people who don't offer to help others, especially when you are wanting something from them".

Did I feel bad, absolutely, but I'm an hour and 15 minutes past my appt, and do have time limits that I can partake in dreams!

Did I mention it was only a 15 minute drive from her place to mine?

Something wasn't quiet right, but I wanted to share my experience.

Sorry Cristen!

She wouldn't have to tell me to lose her number. I already would have dumped it. Why on earth would you be sorry for any of that? Most of her excuses were more than likely made up.

[RegulatorD]

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...day-only-.html

Saw Brooklyn, in fact seen her about 3 or 4 times the past fe months. Good service, sweet girl.

[Buster6914]

50 percent discount for the same hour. No lack of enthusiasm in fact was probably better than ever.

I'm curious. I keep reading about meetings going awry and providers offering to, "make it up" to the guys. Has anyone ever gotten one of these "make up" sessions and what makes it different than any other session to compensate for the inconvenience of the failed last meeting? Did you get extra time, or did she do something she normally doesn't do, for the same donation? Did you get a discount to pay for the gas and time you used up when she wasted your time and gas? At least airlines will offer you frequent flier miles if you're bumped off a flight, to be redeemed for another flight IN ADDITION to putting you on the next flight.

So, anyone care to share their story of how a provider made it up to you in ways other than offering to see you again, for the same services for the same cash.

[FunLuver]

I cleared it.

Silky PM me please.

[Bobby Linn]

Your all pretty naive to believe the endless phone-why excuses these girls make up. If you haven't noticed there is not one of these girls that is ever more than 2 feet or 5 seconds from there phone. You think they ever misplace there phone? You think they have endless problems with there phones? There phones receive more attention than your rod at full staff. Losing misplacing forgetting there phones is not actually happening.

That was my point! LOL.