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[HighwayMan81]

Does anyone know what happened to Marianne from EE?

[BengalMan]

I think Sassy needs to hang the phone on a string and wear it like a necklace in order to keep track of it. Same thing happened with me except she had left her phone at home and by the time she had got to the hotel and realized it, ran home to get it, and gave me a call to explain, she was 45 minutes late for our appointment. It was nice that she finally contacted me to sincerely apologize and offered to make it up to me. Maybe 'make-up' sex is better?

Your all pretty naive to believe the endless phone-why excuses these girls make up. If you haven't noticed there is not one of these girls that is ever more than 2 feet or 5 seconds from there phone. You think they ever misplace there phone? You think they have endless problems with there phones? There phones receive more attention than your rod at full staff. Losing misplacing forgetting there phones is not actually happening.

[SydneyMoore]

Thanks for the great review and of course I'd love to see you again! I had a great time as well, I'm a terrible actress so you would know it if I didn't have fun! LOL thanks babe and take care! SKM.

Met Sydney for the first time today. She is tall and curvy, which I love, and also very talented. Very nice upscale location. Donation is slightly higher than some other ladies, but worth it in my opinion for a stress-free, relaxing environment. Went two rounds and she seemed to enjoy as much as I did. Very sweet girl. I shouldn't have waited this long to see her. I will repeat, if she is willing.

[BreakerH12]

Long time lurker, first time poster!

I scheduled a dream with Cristen Cremes early Friday afternoon. Despite some previous negative reports, she looked like she could be a lot of fun!

Scheduled in the early afternoon, about 2:00 PM, for 6:15 PM. GREAT! 6:00 PM rolls around, and she assures me she'll be here on time, leaving her place now after hurrying a relative out the door who just happened to stop by. OK. Cool! 6:30 rolls around. She's on her way. 6:45 rolls around. She'll be here in 10 minutes. 7:00 comes and goes, and she had to stop for gas. 7:15 and she's almost here!

Unfortunately, like most others here, I have a limited time frame that I can "dream", and my time was almost up! I told her this, and she begged me not to cancel, that she was almost here!

Well, 7:30 rolls around, still nothing. I unfortunately have to cancel. My time is up. I ask her about rescheduling, and I get a text saying that "she didn't put enough gas in her car and she ran out, and is now walking to the gas station". I was already out and on my way home, and then got a message from her saying "Thanks for offering to pick me up. Lose my number, as I don't associate with people who don't offer to help others, especially when you are wanting something from them".

Did I feel bad, absolutely, but I'm an hour and 15 minutes past my appt, and do have time limits that I can partake in dreams!

Did I mention it was only a 15 minute drive from her place to mine?

Something wasn't quiet right, but I wanted to share my experience.

Sorry Cristen!

[NatiDaddy]

I'm curious. I keep reading about meetings going awry and providers offering to, "make it up" to the guys. Has anyone ever gotten one of these "make up" sessions and what makes it different than any other session to compensate for the inconvenience of the failed last meeting? Did you get extra time, or did she do something she normally doesn't do, for the same donation? Did you get a discount to pay for the gas and time you used up when she wasted your time and gas? At least airlines will offer you frequent flier miles if you're bumped off a flight, to be redeemed for another flight IN ADDITION to putting you on the next flight.

So, anyone care to share their story of how a provider made it up to you in ways other than offering to see you again, for the same services for the same cash.

My experience with a make up visit recently was a hr for the hhr price the next day. I was happy.

[D Nut]

offered to make it up to me. Maybe 'make-up' sex is better?

I'm curious. I keep reading about meetings going awry and providers offering to, "make it up" to the guys. Has anyone ever gotten one of these "make up" sessions and what makes it different than any other session to compensate for the inconvenience of the failed last meeting? Did you get extra time, or did she do something she normally doesn't do, for the same donation? Did you get a discount to pay for the gas and time you used up when she wasted your time and gas? At least airlines will offer you frequent flier miles if you're bumped off a flight, to be redeemed for another flight IN ADDITION to putting you on the next flight.

So, anyone care to share their story of how a provider made it up to you in ways other than offering to see you again, for the same services for the same cash.

[Bobby Linn]

I reported yesterday that Sassy stood me up after we had arranged a date only 2 hours before meeting time. Well, she called me today and apologized explaining that she mistakenly left her phone at a store and it took her until sometime today to figure out where it was and then get it back. (These girls and their phones--I swear! Anyway, she sounded sincerely sorry for what happened and said she'd make it up to me. I feel a lot better about her having taken the time to call and explain and I definitely will take her up on her offer as soon as I can. Sassy, if you read this, thanks for having the class to call and apologize--you've restored my faith in you, even though we've never even met yet.

I think Sassy needs to hang the phone on a string and wear it like a necklace in order to keep track of it. Same thing happened with me except she had left her phone at home and by the time she had got to the hotel and realized it, ran home to get it, and gave me a call to explain, she was 45 minutes late for our appointment. It was nice that she finally contacted me to sincerely apologize and offered to make it up to me. Maybe 'make-up' sex is better?

[CinciScubaDude]

I had a great encounter today with a redhead spinner. After a few text messages, we were able to reach an agreement and schedule the visit. The location was clean. I walked in and she was in the shower! She was thin and I visualize spinning her on my magnum size pipe. After a sweet embrace and kiss, we talked a few minutes about her family and different events going on in her life. I felt extremely comfortable. She started with sweet gentle kisses on the chest and moved down to the anaconda that ridgly awaited her throat. She performed a great BBBJ that had the anconda at full attention and I was seeing stars. I had to stop her because I wanted to feel that type kitty around my throbbing bbc. She placed on a cover and went for one her of a ride. Guys. She is for real and worth the donation. I certainly will be back for more and more!

Care to share a link or at least a name? None of the girls currently on USA classified is named redhead spinner. BTW, thanks for the playboy forum version of a review.

[Kenal1]

I had my first dream about Karma today and it turned out to be a very wet dream. Mmmmm Set up was easy and she lives in a nice, quiet area that seemed totally safe and the house was clean and tidy. When she met me at the door I was a little surprised at how short she is--I don't know why but for some reason I just expected her to be a little taller. But, man, what a rack! In my opinion, she's prettier than the photos in her ad (USA classifieds ad) and, wow, does she have some nice tits. We spent the entire time orally (my request) and every inch of her was clean and tasty. Afterwards we spent about 15 minutes simply chatting about this, that and the other thing, which was great because it provided a bit of intimacy which I really enjoy. She's definitely a keeper.

[Kenal1]

I reported yesterday that Sassy stood me up after we had arranged a date only 2 hours before meeting time. Well, she called me today and apologized explaining that she mistakenly left her phone at a store and it took her until sometime today to figure out where it was and then get it back. (These girls and their phones--I swear! Anyway, she sounded sincerely sorry for what happened and said she'd make it up to me. I feel a lot better about her having taken the time to call and explain and I definitely will take her up on her offer as soon as I can. Sassy, if you read this, thanks for having the class to call and apologize--you've restored my faith in you, even though we've never even met yet.

[SilkyWetness]

Silky. Your PM box is full.

I cleared it.

[D Nut]

She use to be a fantastic time, now just a waste of time and money. She makes you feel like you are a severe imposition.

That is not the kind of service I get during my times with Juliette. Three times, she has always been fun, attentive, open to suggestions, and wonderfully passionate.

I'll consider myself very lucky then, and until I get a disconnect, will continue to push my luck with her.

[Cinc34]

Does anyone have experience with Mia. I can't find any reviews. Please PM me at Cinc34. I'm interested in creating a dream with her.

[CinciScubaDude]

I fell asleep this morning and had a dream of ThicknSweet.

Setup was extremely easy, a couple of texts yesterday that she replied to immediately. A text that I was on my way and she sent her address, when I arrived a last text got her to meet me at the door. Apartment is in the Spring Grove Rd. Area which is a lot of industrial stuff but old apartments behind all this, that is where she was. Since she has to meet you at the building door, she was in shorts and a T, no sexy clothes in this public area. Got up to her apartment that she said she shares, but I didn't see anyone else. There are 4-5 cats and they were fun, didn't bother me but might some. The apartment smelled a bit of smoke, but nothing you don't get at some clubs etc.

She was sexy, which in my book is an attitude more than just looks. We got to it with some DFK, touching etc. Then BBBJCIM with spit. We talked a bit but I wasn't able to recover, despite her best attempts at some recitation. I left about 40 minutes later a happy man. Oral skills were great.

Her name is ThicknSweet and she is both. She is not a spinner, don't even think that. She is also not BBW despite having a bit around the middle, her overall body was as she puts it Thick. And yes, she is sweet from the bit we talked.

She did say that the only thing not on the menu is Greek and that she typically only sees 2 guys a day. I will return.

[Cinc34]

I had a great encounter today with a redhead spinner. After a few text messages, we were able to reach an agreement and schedule the visit. The location was clean. I walked in and she was in the shower! She was thin and I visualize spinning her on my magnum size pipe. After a sweet embrace and kiss, we talked a few minutes about her family and different events going on in her life. I felt extremely comfortable. She started with sweet gentle kisses on the chest and moved down to the anaconda that ridgly awaited her throat. She performed a great BBBJ that had the anconda at full attention and I was seeing stars. I had to stop her because I wanted to feel that type kitty around my throbbing bbc. She placed on a cover and went for one her of a ride. Guys. She is for real and worth the donation. I certainly will be back for more and more!