Massage Parlor Reports

[CamperVan10]

Whoa, sounds crazy. Any input on how good the service is when you do get an appointment? Price or performance? Curious and would like to try.

How many of you remember The Soup Nazi Seinfeld episode? Add some paranoia and that is what it is like to try and do business with "innovative Massage" aka golf ball massage in Newton. Tried to call her and she gave me the twenty questions and said she was too busy! Hung up. So, I tried again several weeks later. One of the senior members here had been with her and gave her a call and mentioned I would call her. I told her my agreed upon name. She asked what the Senior's phone number was and I said I didn't have it with me. She hung up. She is a crazy! Much friendlier options elsewhere. NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[GoodManHere]

Hey Negsiro, I cannot find any advertisements for a massage place on Arlington Rd. Can you provide a better address description? Or a telephone number? Feel free to PM me.

Went to the parlor the other night on arlington rd, this has come to be one of my favorite spot, I was a raging bull, with some hot water boiling in my gut. I am not meeting my regular, 'real world', chic until this weekend and I didn't feel like driving all the way to dudley or mass ave to hunt, so I decided to check the regular spot to see what gem I could hit tonight to drop the water.

I liquored up on some heineken, usually fills me up with water to piss and I let it mix in with the protein to give me a long, slippery release. I get there, I see what looks to be 2 grannies but one looked sexier then the other, I quickly made eye contact with the sexier one that greeted me at the door. The pic shows is not her but after browsing through some pics, this is an accurate match of what she looked like, about 95% match, height, body, tits, except the face is just a tad bit slimmer but pretty close and a slimmer waist.

She greets me, not with a smile but with a slight welcome look and said, come in. She then tapped me on the ass and then smile. BINGO, always a good sign. I knew I was in for a treat. Some of you are always talking about getting a signal while on the table by rubbing their thighs, touching a toe nail or winking, all that bullshit. Believe it or not I have gotten the ass tap quite a few times and to me, that's always THE sign that she's all out for fun. She's a sexy little one this granny, I mean her body was TIIIIGHT, I mean, how does an old lady keeps her self in such a good shape is why I can't get enough of the Asian meat.

I went for the half, as usual. I take it all off and just sat on the table, I didn't lay on my back. She takes a while and then comes in the room, now she begins to smile and says, "hi. You've been here before", I say, "yeah, I like it here, I cum here for you". One thing I like about her that gets me teased up are her eyes. She's got the slanted eyes pat down when she smiles and nice looking jet black hair. She likes what I said and lets out this big smile, and then comes to me with her arms all out and wraps it around my neck and say, "awww thank you, thank you, you so handsome. ". I'm like oh, thank you too and my cock was raging hard in front of her, I'm ready to break, she's in right between my legs. And I hold her by the waist and said, "wow, very nice you look, you must work out. " she looks down and saw the monster and grabs it and starts to gently stroke it. If I didn't have this heineken in me, I'd probably shoot my load all on her clothes but it kept me up so I push it in her hand and let her stroke it. Right away now, we go into this moment of silence and the little horny moan starts. I kiss her by the neck and she starts feel it because she gets closer as she's stroking me. I tapped her and motion for her to suck it, put my thumb in my mouth and point to my dick. She says, "you want me to lick for you baby. " I'm like, "yes. Yes". She said okay lie down. She goes out and comes back with this wet cloth, wipe my dick down and as she's doing it, I just went for the pants and unbutton it. Man, I just love. Love the way Asian women wear panties like a tight hand in a glove. The way those panties grip that little ass and make the kitty stick out, is a thing of beauty. I grab her and rubbed her ass while I put my cock between her crotch, I started to grind and got a tingle of the cum and I'm like let me stop before I cum, fuck that, that'd be a waste. So I get on the table like she said, laid down and she gave me a nice BBBJ. She held my cock down at the base while she goes down slowly, it was beautiful just seeing my big dick in her little mouth but she took it all in like a champ.

Then I motion for her to turn around, at first she couldn't understand what I was getting at, so I kept motioning for her to turn around, bring her ass to me upside down. She finally gets it and turns around and spread that ass and rest that cut little ass on my face while she continues to give me head. I don't normally eat pussy so I just played with it. Her little ass is so cute when spread and sexy in those black panties. I took four fingers and grab the panties and slide it on the side and have the meat right in my face. I adjust the panties so to have a clear view and then I took both hands and started spreading her pussy meat. This woman was TIGHT, I mean, her pussy was so tight, I spread her meat all the way out to see the little hole and it was as shut as her asshole. And I've spread plenty of pussy where I can see a whole as big as a tunnel and it would echo if I shouted but not hers. Nice little pussy, didn't completely shaved but I like the way it looked, not too hairy, just buzzed hair. All the while I'm playing with her puss, she's giving me a nice wet blow job. I open up her asshole, that too is extra tight, she jumps a little when I do that, and I tried to insert my finger in her ass, she giggled, jumped and lifted her leg and said something. Don't know what she said, I guess she's not too crazy about getting her asshole teased with. So I tried to finger her and she tried to squeeze her pussy when I started fingering her and moaned and stroked me a little faster and eventually tighten up to the point she proceeded to get up and said, "ok".

When she got up from the 69 position, I felt this wetness on my cock and when I look down, I saw a long string of drool. Apparently she wasn't swallowing as she was sucking and let the spit build. Its all good because I was feeling good, whatever works. Now she gets up and I motion for her to get on table so I can do an ass job. She got in a doggy position and her little body was so fucking yummy, I'm like, as hard as I am and probably not going to last a mili second, I want to taste this b*tch and go inside. So we start off with a little ass job, I had her hunch down on her elbows and ass up. I gave her about a short grind and ask her if I could fuck instead. She didn't hear what I said at first so I stopped and got by her ear and kissed her on the cheek and said, sex. Yes, can we have sex. She exhales and was getting a little impatient and said, "cum cum. You got condom". I said yep and got off table and reached in my pocket and got me a magnum. I act like I was struggling to put it in and ask her if she could give me a little head to slide it in. She got off table, help me put it in and gave me another round of blow job, stops and then said, "ok, come come come. " We got back on the table and get her in the doggy again, have spread her legs wide and ass cheeks looks beautiful, spread and I made a big ball of spit in my hand and marinated her little puss, fingered her a little bit and then pushed in my cock. She jumps when I pushed that monster in, making a big moan and grabbed her by the shoulders and let out a good couple of swings and she was grinding her teeth moaning hard because I guess that monster was devouring her, ripping her inside and she pushed forward and my dick came out and I started to cum so I quickly grabbed her and pushed it back in to finish it off, I only made 2 more swings and pretty much released and I just stood there just letting the rest gush out and she too just stood still and took it all in.

After I finish, she went to get some hot towel, took out rubber, cleaned me off, giggled a little, and then tap my cock as if to say, "you bad boy". I told her I'd definitely like to see her again, she said, "okay, cum back next tyme". I took 80, I counted it in 20's to make it look like its a bunch. She took it and said thank you and then we walked out and said good bye. I didn't get her name, doesn't matter to me, its never their real names anyways, so names never matter to me, I just go back to see them.

Overall, good experience. The whole session must've lasted 25 minutes, fuck a massage, I ain't got money to waste, 40 for a bullshit house fee and then 80 for the bang, 120 total, that's more then enough if you ask me, so money well spent.

Hey Negsiro, I cannot find any advertisements for a massage place on Arlington Rd. Can you provide a better address description? Or a telephone number? Feel free to PM me.

[MassageMama]

How many of you remember The Soup Nazi Seinfeld episode? Add some paranoia and that is what it is like to try and do business with "innovative Massage" aka golf ball massage in Newton. Tried to call her and she gave me the twenty questions and said she was too busy! Hung up. So, I tried again several weeks later. One of the senior members here had been with her and gave her a call and mentioned I would call her. I told her my agreed upon name. She asked what the Senior's phone number was and I said I didn't have it with me. She hung up. She is a crazy! Much friendlier options elsewhere. NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[Amp Slave]

Has anyone seen her PM me with info?

I left a message but would appreciate some intel.

Is she still around?

[Mr Bao]

Wish I would have read some of the recent reviews here before checking this place out. Got there and was greeted by Sunny. Attractive maybe early thirties Chinese. Slender with nice tits. Speaks decent English. That's where the good ends. It was 60 for the house. She gave an ok massage for twenty minutes then said turnover. All along making small talk and being flirty. She asked if I wanted massage down there and I said yes. This is where things get weird. The entire time she keeps talking, and gets easily distracted. She was very twitchy and jumpy, as though high on something. In fact, I'm sure she was either coked up or on meth, she kept having to wipe her nose and was just very erratic. So she starts the HJ and twenty seconds in she starts complaining that I'm not hard enough yet and I'm taking too long. I do some OTC roaming and ask that she remove her top. Right away she asks how much I tip. Turn off. She says tip me good. Then asks what I want. I tell her take her top of and a BJ. She says no BJ. I say top off and tit-fuck, she again asks how much I tip and that she needs good tip. I agree to 80. Now she wants money up front and I have to get up off the table to pay her first. I'm getting bad vibes and getting impatient which isn't helping me get in the mood. She removes her top, gets some oil and starts stroking again. I get to play with her nice C-cups for about ten seconds and then she positions herself with her back to me so I can't get at them while she continues mechanical HJ. Now she starts shaking her hand and complaining she is tired and I'm taking too long, this is about one minute in. She jumps up and asks what is wrong with me. I say nothing, just get back to what you were doing. I get to caress her tits again but no tit-fuck. She then says no she cannot do that unless I tip more. I tell her we agreed to that and she mutters something I couldn't make out. For shits and grins I ask what full service runs and she says at least 200 but she won't do it this time, maybe next time. Then, continues HJ for about thirty seconds and again complains that I still haven't cum and I'm taking too long. She puts her top back on and asks me what I want to do. At this point I am fed up and tell her nothing, I'm out. She then promises more next time around but I'm not falling for that hustle. She is a con artist and likely addicted to some sort of drugs. She had one of her customers drop off a bottle of wine for her while I was there. She said she drinks half a bottle of wine every night. So $1. 4 down the drain, I will not repeat. For another 30 I could have had a much better experience in Lowell with FS. Avoid this ***** at all costs.

Dropped by, opened door, I walked in and stood there and there she lay on that futon with blanket on top of her. I said yo, she jumped up and asked how did I get in. I said I walked in duh. I assume last dude left didn't close the door, so I strolled in. She asked what I want, I should've said your money and vaginas, but didn't think she would understand. She has pretty good English but I asked how much was the half hour massage as she was vague on the phone. She looks confused of the word I've used. I said it is unclear of the information provided. She said how come I don't call. I responded you're not clear on the phone. I didn't like her face, so I made an excuse and asked if they take cc? She said no and I left. Left with 60 bucks not spent on her face and read why'all stories. This business is too opened and will get monitored soon. It is in a residential area with old people, that will stir up a scene in a few months. I would avoid at all cost, unless ya want to be locked up and be on CBS / ABC and interviewed by Chris Hansen twin on shady massage parlors instead, LOL.

[Izmiz]

Saw Nathalie a few days back.

Very good massage, place was clean and good enough.

She is very good at the massage and the ending, her looks are good also nice body and everything.

Will repeat.

http://massachusetts.backpage.com/Bo...ce-xo/32051198

[Vintage68]

Wish I would have read some of the recent reviews here before checking this place out. Got there and was greeted by Sunny. Attractive maybe early thirties Chinese. Slender with nice tits. Speaks decent English. That's where the good ends. It was 60 for the house. She gave an ok massage for twenty minutes then said turnover. All along making small talk and being flirty. She asked if I wanted massage down there and I said yes. This is where things get weird. The entire time she keeps talking, and gets easily distracted. She was very twitchy and jumpy, as though high on something. In fact, I'm sure she was either coked up or on meth, she kept having to wipe her nose and was just very erratic. So she starts the HJ and twenty seconds in she starts complaining that I'm not hard enough yet and I'm taking too long. I do some OTC roaming and ask that she remove her top. Right away she asks how much I tip. Turn off. She says tip me good. Then asks what I want. I tell her take her top of and a BJ. She says no BJ. I say top off and tit-fuck, she again asks how much I tip and that she needs good tip. I agree to 80. Now she wants money up front and I have to get up off the table to pay her first. I'm getting bad vibes and getting impatient which isn't helping me get in the mood. She removes her top, gets some oil and starts stroking again. I get to play with her nice C-cups for about ten seconds and then she positions herself with her back to me so I can't get at them while she continues mechanical HJ. Now she starts shaking her hand and complaining she is tired and I'm taking too long, this is about one minute in. She jumps up and asks what is wrong with me. I say nothing, just get back to what you were doing. I get to caress her tits again but no tit-fuck. She then says no she cannot do that unless I tip more. I tell her we agreed to that and she mutters something I couldn't make out. For shits and grins I ask what full service runs and she says at least 200 but she won't do it this time, maybe next time. Then, continues HJ for about thirty seconds and again complains that I still haven't cum and I'm taking too long. She puts her top back on and asks me what I want to do. At this point I am fed up and tell her nothing, I'm out. She then promises more next time around but I'm not falling for that hustle. She is a con artist and likely addicted to some sort of drugs. She had one of her customers drop off a bottle of wine for her while I was there. She said she drinks half a bottle of wine every night. So $1. 4 down the drain, I will not repeat. For another 30 I could have had a much better experience in Lowell with FS. Avoid this ***** at all costs.

[Herow]

I went many months ago when it was first open, and your experience almost perfectly mirrors mine. I figured they had definitely rotated girls by now, but either it's the same girls or they train them act this obnoxious. I think FS is possible there, but when I asked I was quoted like 200. Same with high prices for everything else. When I told her what is standard, she says "not in Boston". I think I've been here longer than you have, you little rip off artist.

So yeah, this place sounds like it's still on the To-Don't list.

I went to Harrison, above may's cakes, and met Sunny, and it was the worst experience I have ever had. The house fee is 60 for 45 minutes not an hour, and she wanted to be tipped up front as soon as I walked in. When ever a provider ask to be tipped up front its usually a bad sign. I told her I would tip her later. Long story short, the rub down was pretty good and things where looking promising till the flip. After the flip Sunny started the hard upsell. She said she doesn't do FS and she wanted 120 for a topless CBJ. I blame myself for not just getting up and walking out, but I was listening to the wrong head. I got her to settle for 100 for a topless CBJ. Things only went down hill from there. She never took her top off, she just rolled it up to set the girls free. But she stood in a positions that made it difficult for me cop a feel. She blew me for 2 minutes then started to complain that I'm not cuming fast enough. And the complaints just kept on coming. After only 4 minutes of sucking me off she complained that she was tired and wanted to use her hand. After 2 minutes of using her hand she complained she was tired and I wasn't cuming fast enough and she asked me to jerk myself off. I told her I didn't tip her 100 just to jerk myself off. If I wanted to pay to jerk off, I would stay home and tip a cam girl. Sunny complained, and complained, and complained some more. After all was set and done, I ended up 160 lighter, and all I got was a halfass CBJ, a lame HJ, and I sucked on her tits a little, and I never got to cum. If I can say anything positive about Sunny, she's attractive, the rub down was good, and she has nice real tits. But with all the fucking complaining and lackluster effort, it just wasn't worth it. I may give the location another try in the future, but only after Sunny rotates out.

[NewOld]

The woman I saw had jet black hair.......... bangs........... and hair down to her shoulders, Pretty Face, big shoulders. Just curious about her massages,Thanks, CM.

She sounds like the only girl who is ever there besides amanda. But she could in no way be mistaken for attractive IMO. Nice d's though. Thick nipples. Good rub if it's actually the same girl. Wears a bebe shirt half the time.

Probably 5'7" 160 lbs.

[Azn Lvr]

I was getting a massage recently and I was amused when the very friendly lady tugged on my beard and asked "is it artificial?" Afterwards I was thinking: did she think I had put on a fake beard to hide my face? LOL.

Could somebody with a lot of experience on this site PM me? I have a quick question. (Not about fake beards!

Thanks,

AL.

[Catnibbler]

I went to Harrison, above may's cakes, and met Sunny, and it was the worst experience I have ever had. The house fee is 60 for 45 minutes not an hour, and she wanted to be tipped up front as soon as I walked in. When ever a provider ask to be tipped up front its usually a bad sign. I told her I would tip her later. Long story short, the rub down was pretty good and things where looking promising till the flip. After the flip Sunny started the hard upsell. She said she doesn't do FS and she wanted 120 for a topless CBJ. I blame myself for not just getting up and walking out, but I was listening to the wrong head. I got her to settle for 100 for a topless CBJ. Things only went down hill from there. She never took her top off, she just rolled it up to set the girls free. But she stood in a positions that made it difficult for me cop a feel. She blew me for 2 minutes then started to complain that I'm not cuming fast enough. And the complaints just kept on coming. After only 4 minutes of sucking me off she complained that she was tired and wanted to use her hand. After 2 minutes of using her hand she complained she was tired and I wasn't cuming fast enough and she asked me to jerk myself off. I told her I didn't tip her 100 just to jerk myself off. If I wanted to pay to jerk off, I would stay home and tip a cam girl. Sunny complained, and complained, and complained some more. After all was set and done, I ended up 160 lighter, and all I got was a halfass CBJ, a lame HJ, and I sucked on her tits a little, and I never got to cum. If I can say anything positive about Sunny, she's attractive, the rub down was good, and she has nice real tits. But with all the fucking complaining and lackluster effort, it just wasn't worth it. I may give the location another try in the future, but only after Sunny rotates out.

I would have got dressed and told her I didn't cum you get no tip. You don't an on going back so F her!

[Mr Bao]

I went to Harrison, above may's cakes, and met Sunny, and it was the worst experience I have ever had. The house fee is 60 for 45 minutes not an hour, and she wanted to be tipped up front as soon as I walked in. When ever a provider ask to be tipped up front its usually a bad sign. I told her I would tip her later. Long story short, the rub down was pretty good and things where looking promising till the flip. After the flip Sunny started the hard upsell. She said she doesn't do FS and she wanted 120 for a topless CBJ. I blame myself for not just getting up and walking out, but I was listening to the wrong head. I got her to settle for 100 for a topless CBJ. Things only went down hill from there. She never took her top off, she just rolled it up to set the girls free. But she stood in a positions that made it difficult for me cop a feel. She blew me for 2 minutes then started to complain that I'm not cuming fast enough. And the complaints just kept on coming. After only 4 minutes of sucking me off she complained that she was tired and wanted to use her hand. After 2 minutes of using her hand she complained she was tired and I wasn't cuming fast enough and she asked me to jerk myself off. I told her I didn't tip her 100 just to jerk myself off. If I wanted to pay to jerk off, I would stay home and tip a cam girl. Sunny complained, and complained, and complained some more. After all was set and done, I ended up 160 lighter, and all I got was a halfass CBJ, a lame HJ, and I sucked on her tits a little, and I never got to cum. If I can say anything positive about Sunny, she's attractive, the rub down was good, and she has nice real tits. But with all the fucking complaining and lackluster effort, it just wasn't worth it. I may give the location another try in the future, but only after Sunny rotates out.

I was going to try it this week. After reading this, I'm 50/50 in tossing my money for nothing or just make a stripper 50 bills richer.

[CandyMan555]

I've been there no less than 50 times and have never seen an older woman. Ugly, absolutely. Older, no. Perhaps this is a recent addition.

The woman I saw had jet black hair.......... bangs........... and hair down to her shoulders, Pretty Face, big shoulders. Just curious about her massages,Thanks, CM.

[Yellowfever023]

I've been there no less than 50 times and have never seen an older woman. Ugly, absolutely. Older, no. Perhaps this is a recent addition.

I can guarantee you that the providers at Yezi are 45 + years of age. Asian women age gracefully. The asian age formula is, take your best guess and ad 20 years.

[Oeddeo]

I went to Harrison, above may's cakes, and met Sunny, and it was the worst experience I have ever had. The house fee is 60 for 45 minutes not an hour, and she wanted to be tipped up front as soon as I walked in. When ever a provider ask to be tipped up front its usually a bad sign. I told her I would tip her later. Long story short, the rub down was pretty good and things where looking promising till the flip. After the flip Sunny started the hard upsell. She said she doesn't do FS and she wanted 120 for a topless CBJ. I blame myself for not just getting up and walking out, but I was listening to the wrong head. I got her to settle for 100 for a topless CBJ. Things only went down hill from there. She never took her top off, she just rolled it up to set the girls free. But she stood in a positions that made it difficult for me cop a feel. She blew me for 2 minutes then started to complain that I'm not cuming fast enough. And the complaints just kept on coming. After only 4 minutes of sucking me off she complained that she was tired and wanted to use her hand. After 2 minutes of using her hand she complained she was tired and I wasn't cuming fast enough and she asked me to jerk myself off. I told her I didn't tip her 100 just to jerk myself off. If I wanted to pay to jerk off, I would stay home and tip a cam girl. Sunny complained, and complained, and complained some more. After all was set and done, I ended up 160 lighter, and all I got was a halfass CBJ, a lame HJ, and I sucked on her tits a little, and I never got to cum. If I can say anything positive about Sunny, she's attractive, the rub down was good, and she has nice real tits. But with all the fucking complaining and lackluster effort, it just wasn't worth it. I may give the location another try in the future, but only after Sunny rotates out.