Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageMama]

How many of you remember The Soup Nazi Seinfeld episode? Add some paranoia and that is what it is like to try and do business with "innovative Massage" aka golf ball massage in Newton. Tried to call her and she gave me the twenty questions and said she was too busy! Hung up. So, I tried again several weeks later. One of the senior members here had been with her and gave her a call and mentioned I would call her. I told her my agreed upon name. She asked what the Senior's phone number was and I said I didn't have it with me. She hung up. She is a crazy! Much friendlier options elsewhere. NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[Amp Slave]

Has anyone seen her PM me with info?

I left a message but would appreciate some intel.

Is she still around?

[Mr Bao]

Wish I would have read some of the recent reviews here before checking this place out. Got there and was greeted by Sunny. Attractive maybe early thirties Chinese. Slender with nice tits. Speaks decent English. That's where the good ends. It was 60 for the house. She gave an ok massage for twenty minutes then said turnover. All along making small talk and being flirty. She asked if I wanted massage down there and I said yes. This is where things get weird. The entire time she keeps talking, and gets easily distracted. She was very twitchy and jumpy, as though high on something. In fact, I'm sure she was either coked up or on meth, she kept having to wipe her nose and was just very erratic. So she starts the HJ and twenty seconds in she starts complaining that I'm not hard enough yet and I'm taking too long. I do some OTC roaming and ask that she remove her top. Right away she asks how much I tip. Turn off. She says tip me good. Then asks what I want. I tell her take her top of and a BJ. She says no BJ. I say top off and tit-fuck, she again asks how much I tip and that she needs good tip. I agree to 80. Now she wants money up front and I have to get up off the table to pay her first. I'm getting bad vibes and getting impatient which isn't helping me get in the mood. She removes her top, gets some oil and starts stroking again. I get to play with her nice C-cups for about ten seconds and then she positions herself with her back to me so I can't get at them while she continues mechanical HJ. Now she starts shaking her hand and complaining she is tired and I'm taking too long, this is about one minute in. She jumps up and asks what is wrong with me. I say nothing, just get back to what you were doing. I get to caress her tits again but no tit-fuck. She then says no she cannot do that unless I tip more. I tell her we agreed to that and she mutters something I couldn't make out. For shits and grins I ask what full service runs and she says at least 200 but she won't do it this time, maybe next time. Then, continues HJ for about thirty seconds and again complains that I still haven't cum and I'm taking too long. She puts her top back on and asks me what I want to do. At this point I am fed up and tell her nothing, I'm out. She then promises more next time around but I'm not falling for that hustle. She is a con artist and likely addicted to some sort of drugs. She had one of her customers drop off a bottle of wine for her while I was there. She said she drinks half a bottle of wine every night. So $1. 4 down the drain, I will not repeat. For another 30 I could have had a much better experience in Lowell with FS. Avoid this ***** at all costs.

Dropped by, opened door, I walked in and stood there and there she lay on that futon with blanket on top of her. I said yo, she jumped up and asked how did I get in. I said I walked in duh. I assume last dude left didn't close the door, so I strolled in. She asked what I want, I should've said your money and vaginas, but didn't think she would understand. She has pretty good English but I asked how much was the half hour massage as she was vague on the phone. She looks confused of the word I've used. I said it is unclear of the information provided. She said how come I don't call. I responded you're not clear on the phone. I didn't like her face, so I made an excuse and asked if they take cc? She said no and I left. Left with 60 bucks not spent on her face and read why'all stories. This business is too opened and will get monitored soon. It is in a residential area with old people, that will stir up a scene in a few months. I would avoid at all cost, unless ya want to be locked up and be on CBS / ABC and interviewed by Chris Hansen twin on shady massage parlors instead, LOL.

[Izmiz]

Saw Nathalie a few days back.

Very good massage, place was clean and good enough.

She is very good at the massage and the ending, her looks are good also nice body and everything.

Will repeat.

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[Vintage68]

Wish I would have read some of the recent reviews here before checking this place out. Got there and was greeted by Sunny. Attractive maybe early thirties Chinese. Slender with nice tits. Speaks decent English. That's where the good ends. It was 60 for the house. She gave an ok massage for twenty minutes then said turnover. All along making small talk and being flirty. She asked if I wanted massage down there and I said yes. This is where things get weird. The entire time she keeps talking, and gets easily distracted. She was very twitchy and jumpy, as though high on something. In fact, I'm sure she was either coked up or on meth, she kept having to wipe her nose and was just very erratic. So she starts the HJ and twenty seconds in she starts complaining that I'm not hard enough yet and I'm taking too long. I do some OTC roaming and ask that she remove her top. Right away she asks how much I tip. Turn off. She says tip me good. Then asks what I want. I tell her take her top of and a BJ. She says no BJ. I say top off and tit-fuck, she again asks how much I tip and that she needs good tip. I agree to 80. Now she wants money up front and I have to get up off the table to pay her first. I'm getting bad vibes and getting impatient which isn't helping me get in the mood. She removes her top, gets some oil and starts stroking again. I get to play with her nice C-cups for about ten seconds and then she positions herself with her back to me so I can't get at them while she continues mechanical HJ. Now she starts shaking her hand and complaining she is tired and I'm taking too long, this is about one minute in. She jumps up and asks what is wrong with me. I say nothing, just get back to what you were doing. I get to caress her tits again but no tit-fuck. She then says no she cannot do that unless I tip more. I tell her we agreed to that and she mutters something I couldn't make out. For shits and grins I ask what full service runs and she says at least 200 but she won't do it this time, maybe next time. Then, continues HJ for about thirty seconds and again complains that I still haven't cum and I'm taking too long. She puts her top back on and asks me what I want to do. At this point I am fed up and tell her nothing, I'm out. She then promises more next time around but I'm not falling for that hustle. She is a con artist and likely addicted to some sort of drugs. She had one of her customers drop off a bottle of wine for her while I was there. She said she drinks half a bottle of wine every night. So $1. 4 down the drain, I will not repeat. For another 30 I could have had a much better experience in Lowell with FS. Avoid this ***** at all costs.

[Herow]

I went many months ago when it was first open, and your experience almost perfectly mirrors mine. I figured they had definitely rotated girls by now, but either it's the same girls or they train them act this obnoxious. I think FS is possible there, but when I asked I was quoted like 200. Same with high prices for everything else. When I told her what is standard, she says "not in Boston". I think I've been here longer than you have, you little rip off artist.

So yeah, this place sounds like it's still on the To-Don't list.

I went to Harrison, above may's cakes, and met Sunny, and it was the worst experience I have ever had. The house fee is 60 for 45 minutes not an hour, and she wanted to be tipped up front as soon as I walked in. When ever a provider ask to be tipped up front its usually a bad sign. I told her I would tip her later. Long story short, the rub down was pretty good and things where looking promising till the flip. After the flip Sunny started the hard upsell. She said she doesn't do FS and she wanted 120 for a topless CBJ. I blame myself for not just getting up and walking out, but I was listening to the wrong head. I got her to settle for 100 for a topless CBJ. Things only went down hill from there. She never took her top off, she just rolled it up to set the girls free. But she stood in a positions that made it difficult for me cop a feel. She blew me for 2 minutes then started to complain that I'm not cuming fast enough. And the complaints just kept on coming. After only 4 minutes of sucking me off she complained that she was tired and wanted to use her hand. After 2 minutes of using her hand she complained she was tired and I wasn't cuming fast enough and she asked me to jerk myself off. I told her I didn't tip her 100 just to jerk myself off. If I wanted to pay to jerk off, I would stay home and tip a cam girl. Sunny complained, and complained, and complained some more. After all was set and done, I ended up 160 lighter, and all I got was a halfass CBJ, a lame HJ, and I sucked on her tits a little, and I never got to cum. If I can say anything positive about Sunny, she's attractive, the rub down was good, and she has nice real tits. But with all the fucking complaining and lackluster effort, it just wasn't worth it. I may give the location another try in the future, but only after Sunny rotates out.

[NewOld]

The woman I saw had jet black hair.......... bangs........... and hair down to her shoulders, Pretty Face, big shoulders. Just curious about her massages,Thanks, CM.

She sounds like the only girl who is ever there besides amanda. But she could in no way be mistaken for attractive IMO. Nice d's though. Thick nipples. Good rub if it's actually the same girl. Wears a bebe shirt half the time.

Probably 5'7" 160 lbs.

[Azn Lvr]

I was getting a massage recently and I was amused when the very friendly lady tugged on my beard and asked "is it artificial?" Afterwards I was thinking: did she think I had put on a fake beard to hide my face? LOL.

Could somebody with a lot of experience on this site PM me? I have a quick question. (Not about fake beards!

Thanks,

AL.

[Catnibbler]

I went to Harrison, above may's cakes, and met Sunny, and it was the worst experience I have ever had. The house fee is 60 for 45 minutes not an hour, and she wanted to be tipped up front as soon as I walked in. When ever a provider ask to be tipped up front its usually a bad sign. I told her I would tip her later. Long story short, the rub down was pretty good and things where looking promising till the flip. After the flip Sunny started the hard upsell. She said she doesn't do FS and she wanted 120 for a topless CBJ. I blame myself for not just getting up and walking out, but I was listening to the wrong head. I got her to settle for 100 for a topless CBJ. Things only went down hill from there. She never took her top off, she just rolled it up to set the girls free. But she stood in a positions that made it difficult for me cop a feel. She blew me for 2 minutes then started to complain that I'm not cuming fast enough. And the complaints just kept on coming. After only 4 minutes of sucking me off she complained that she was tired and wanted to use her hand. After 2 minutes of using her hand she complained she was tired and I wasn't cuming fast enough and she asked me to jerk myself off. I told her I didn't tip her 100 just to jerk myself off. If I wanted to pay to jerk off, I would stay home and tip a cam girl. Sunny complained, and complained, and complained some more. After all was set and done, I ended up 160 lighter, and all I got was a halfass CBJ, a lame HJ, and I sucked on her tits a little, and I never got to cum. If I can say anything positive about Sunny, she's attractive, the rub down was good, and she has nice real tits. But with all the fucking complaining and lackluster effort, it just wasn't worth it. I may give the location another try in the future, but only after Sunny rotates out.

I would have got dressed and told her I didn't cum you get no tip. You don't an on going back so F her!

[Mr Bao]

I went to Harrison, above may's cakes, and met Sunny, and it was the worst experience I have ever had. The house fee is 60 for 45 minutes not an hour, and she wanted to be tipped up front as soon as I walked in. When ever a provider ask to be tipped up front its usually a bad sign. I told her I would tip her later. Long story short, the rub down was pretty good and things where looking promising till the flip. After the flip Sunny started the hard upsell. She said she doesn't do FS and she wanted 120 for a topless CBJ. I blame myself for not just getting up and walking out, but I was listening to the wrong head. I got her to settle for 100 for a topless CBJ. Things only went down hill from there. She never took her top off, she just rolled it up to set the girls free. But she stood in a positions that made it difficult for me cop a feel. She blew me for 2 minutes then started to complain that I'm not cuming fast enough. And the complaints just kept on coming. After only 4 minutes of sucking me off she complained that she was tired and wanted to use her hand. After 2 minutes of using her hand she complained she was tired and I wasn't cuming fast enough and she asked me to jerk myself off. I told her I didn't tip her 100 just to jerk myself off. If I wanted to pay to jerk off, I would stay home and tip a cam girl. Sunny complained, and complained, and complained some more. After all was set and done, I ended up 160 lighter, and all I got was a halfass CBJ, a lame HJ, and I sucked on her tits a little, and I never got to cum. If I can say anything positive about Sunny, she's attractive, the rub down was good, and she has nice real tits. But with all the fucking complaining and lackluster effort, it just wasn't worth it. I may give the location another try in the future, but only after Sunny rotates out.

I was going to try it this week. After reading this, I'm 50/50 in tossing my money for nothing or just make a stripper 50 bills richer.

[CandyMan555]

I've been there no less than 50 times and have never seen an older woman. Ugly, absolutely. Older, no. Perhaps this is a recent addition.

The woman I saw had jet black hair.......... bangs........... and hair down to her shoulders, Pretty Face, big shoulders. Just curious about her massages,Thanks, CM.

[Yellowfever023]

I've been there no less than 50 times and have never seen an older woman. Ugly, absolutely. Older, no. Perhaps this is a recent addition.

I can guarantee you that the providers at Yezi are 45 + years of age. Asian women age gracefully. The asian age formula is, take your best guess and ad 20 years.

[Oeddeo]

I went to Harrison, above may's cakes, and met Sunny, and it was the worst experience I have ever had. The house fee is 60 for 45 minutes not an hour, and she wanted to be tipped up front as soon as I walked in. When ever a provider ask to be tipped up front its usually a bad sign. I told her I would tip her later. Long story short, the rub down was pretty good and things where looking promising till the flip. After the flip Sunny started the hard upsell. She said she doesn't do FS and she wanted 120 for a topless CBJ. I blame myself for not just getting up and walking out, but I was listening to the wrong head. I got her to settle for 100 for a topless CBJ. Things only went down hill from there. She never took her top off, she just rolled it up to set the girls free. But she stood in a positions that made it difficult for me cop a feel. She blew me for 2 minutes then started to complain that I'm not cuming fast enough. And the complaints just kept on coming. After only 4 minutes of sucking me off she complained that she was tired and wanted to use her hand. After 2 minutes of using her hand she complained she was tired and I wasn't cuming fast enough and she asked me to jerk myself off. I told her I didn't tip her 100 just to jerk myself off. If I wanted to pay to jerk off, I would stay home and tip a cam girl. Sunny complained, and complained, and complained some more. After all was set and done, I ended up 160 lighter, and all I got was a halfass CBJ, a lame HJ, and I sucked on her tits a little, and I never got to cum. If I can say anything positive about Sunny, she's attractive, the rub down was good, and she has nice real tits. But with all the fucking complaining and lackluster effort, it just wasn't worth it. I may give the location another try in the future, but only after Sunny rotates out.

[NewOld]

Any info on older woman at Yezi? (I do not mean Amanda) Prettty face, Info would be appreciated.

Thanks CM.

I've been there no less than 50 times and have never seen an older woman. Ugly, absolutely. Older, no. Perhaps this is a recent addition.

[Nsfrmbhnd]

I visited Amy based on this post. Came away much less impressed. Rub felt like getting an "Indian Sunburn"(not PC, but not sure what else to call it). Agree she is a "taller" than at most AMP's, but that's about it. Would also say she likely gave birth in the past year or less. Will not return.

Saw amy here new young says going away next week to ny. Very convenient location but was lousy last time with older provider so I tried again few months later. Amy is taller young beautiful built and fun. Get it while it lasts.