Massage Parlor Reports

[PwnLife]

Well, after a year of going to Princess Spa, a few reviews show up and my old standby is looking like history for me! I don't see the gal in the review; a good massage yes, but ugly as hell. But I do see a few others regularly. But yesterday I get a text from what appears to be the owner; a threat that if I ask for any services she is calling LEO; she has my number any many customer numbers; and has video from the front door. Wow! She fired 3 workers last week and has given her customer list to her lawyer? WTF!

I'm not wasting my dollars there; and I'm not risking the anger of some crazy asian woman out to destroy me. I guess I should have blocked my number when I called. Shit!

Oh I was going to check the place out soon. I guess it's back to belmont, thanks for info!

[Miamiat]

Went in yesterday evening and got the hour... Left a standard tip. Probably won't repeat especially after the sweating issue. They're plenty of AMP's where you can get the same service.

Well, after a year of going to Princess Spa, a few reviews show up and my old standby is looking like history for me! I don't see the gal in the review; a good massage yes, but ugly as hell. But I do see a few others regularly. But yesterday I get a text from what appears to be the owner; a threat that if I ask for any services she is calling LEO; she has my number any many customer numbers; and has video from the front door. Wow! She fired 3 workers last week and has given her customer list to her lawyer? WTF!

I'm not wasting my dollars there; and I'm not risking the anger of some crazy asian woman out to destroy me. I guess I should have blocked my number when I called. Shit!

[NorthsideTod2]

A lot of Asian like to give prostate massages. If they teasing before the flip they willing todo more.

I have learned to enjoy.

[Gitty]

Went in yesterday evening and got the hour. The masseuse looked to be in her late 30's and had a great body. The massage was amazing. Great pressure and she did some great stretching. Some teasing but not the amount I'm used to. The only thing was that she was sweating profusely, and some of it was dripping on my back. I let her know about this and she got a towel to dry herself. She didn't offer extras and when I asked, she said she was not able to because the owner was there but I insisted and she obliged. Finish was nothing special but it got the job done. Left a standard tip. Probably won't repeat especially after the sweating issue. They're plenty of AMP's where you can get the same service.

[CraigGerton]

So the better girls that I've seen will typically do a fair amount of teasing around the anus before the flip. I'd like to find a girl that'll stick her finger in my anus too, do you think many girls do this or is that unlikely?

[Chicago Rocks]

Finally got a response. They moved to Belmont and Central. I haven't had a chance to visit their new spot. Please share if you make it out there.

-CR.

Does anyone know what happened to our Latina masseuses that had the massage apartment near Bryn Mawr & Kedzie? Have they shut down or did they move to another location?

[NewCleve]

Ok guys, long time coming but I feel obligated to report since reading what you wrote has helped me so much.

I had my first good experience with a masseuse named Sara. She works at the Irving / Pulaski (the place that advertises 140 he tantra and 180 nuru) and is the MILF type blonde. Her pictures are off since she is a bit older (I'd say late 30's) but nevertheless she is still attractive. Banging body, pretty face, pretty good attitude. Reminded me of my ex-gf's mom from a couple years back.

Being the newbie that I am, I asked her if I would leave happy. (I was skeptical).

She replied saying that I would leave with nothing if I didn't stop asking questions. Haha.

Anyways, she stripped and I was delighted. As She began to massage me, I started to feel her booty. She put her tits in my face and I let a nipple slide in. The rest of the massage went on like this until the flip.

She oiled me up and I told her that I loved slow strokes and she was great about catering to my request. Our eyes were locked while she tugged and then she asked I liked my balls rubbed. Of course I do!

I had one hand on her tit and the other caresses her inner thigh. Before I know it, I was in her panties touching her clit. She smiled and started stroking faster. I told her to slow down again cause she was going to make me bust.

I played with her pussy until she started moaning. Hearing her sexy voice just did it for me. I couldn't hold back and sprayed everywhere. She cleaned me up with a towel and I was on my way.

I hagent seen her since. This place has a lot of hot girls but is a bit pricier. I might be back after I explore the scene a bit more.

Anyone have a link?

[Jasper Malloy]

What does KM stand for or is that the spa name?

KM was the name. I think it's been gone for a few years.

[Bob521]

I had to order some lotion and bought "Bon Vital" Original Massage Lotion. About $31 per gallon on Amazon. Unscented. "Water Dispersible". We are not using it for customers because L hates the stuff. But I actually like it. Lasts well. It's a popular item, so maybe that was it. Bob.

Long ago when I was something of a regular at KM on Division, Suzy used a product that was some sort of creme. Not oily, just enough friction and slipperiness, and lasted quite well. Anyone know what that product was?

And, by the way. Suzy - you are missed.

Hank.

[DMichaels69]

What does KM stand for or is that the spa name?

Long ago when I was something of a regular at KM on Division, Suzy used a product that was some sort of creme. Not oily, just enough friction and slipperiness, and lasted quite well. Anyone know what that product was?

And, by the way. Suzy - you are missed.

Hank.

[HenrySmall]

Long ago when I was something of a regular at KM on Division, Suzy used a product that was some sort of creme. Not oily, just enough friction and slipperiness, and lasted quite well. Anyone know what that product was?

And, by the way. Suzy - you are missed.

Hank.

[Avg Joe]

I've been at yun a number of times, and found myself attracted to MMS.

Do you gentlemen believe that it would be rude and inappropriate to ask her to do the massage, etc. For me?

She seems to me sort of cold and hard to approach type (I could be wrong), but maybe that is what takes my attention, not sure.

But I keep thinking about it.

If you are attracted to her then ask her. All she can say is no and she may actually take it as a compliment but it probably depends on the business set up.

AJ.

[Jesus Collins]

Been here twice. I think it's pricey too for what you get. Very attractive and a nice place in a nice area so maybe they are careful for what they do for initial visits. Any luck for any others who have gone a few more times? If so how much $$$ invested? Almost afraid to ask that last question.

I made an appointment here with a specific girl, got the wrong directions on my 2nd call, got there was about to pay and then was informed my girl wasn't available and I turned around and walked out in a huff.

Maybe the 2nd time in my career I was this pissed off. That said the girl who was next in line was a smoking hot 105 lb latina spinner. Maybe Colombian? Sometimes you want what you want and I despise being.

Baited and switched.

Be dangerous,

JC.

[Meijerslp]

YYZ is fantastic! But my favorite is Red Barchetta followed by Bravado. Yes, Bravado.

As long we are talking about the northern region, don't forget about Montreal. I have posted about it before. All of the girls that I have ran into were top notch, and the bookers were very accommodating. I spend 2 weeks there every year (trade show for my friends company). Soon as we are done with the show, I'm like a horse bein let out of the gates, hit an mp, then back to the hotel and call a provider, now I won't be able to stop thinking about it.

[Walker333]

I've been at yun a number of times, and found myself attracted to MMS.

Do you gentlemen believe that it would be rude and inappropriate to ask her to do the massage, etc. For me?

She seems to me sort of cold and hard to approach type (I could be wrong), but maybe that is what takes my attention, not sure.

But I keep thinking about it.