Streetwalker Reports

[Member #5977]

While you can because time, the streets and her meds will take a toll on her. She's been very nice to me, but I've always treated her well and paid her closer to BP prices for her companionship. She's fairly new to the street scene, but has been 'dancing' since about 2011 and was for awhile a LMT. She's more like a gf than a streetwalker if she likes you and you treat her well, but she's definitely not marriage material. Her real name is Natalie, but she was using a street name of Kat initially. I listen politely to her stories of lousy ex-husband & bf, but there's more than one side to every story. Her body is very nice, including her saline implants, and she's a good gf, but she's got her downsides as well. YMMV, but IMO she's a worthwhile top shelf python drainer.

Been reaming about dreaming with her. Please share digits / contact info? Pm me if needed.

[Regular Indian]

She says she is Natalie, not Kat. I had a dream and I asked her. She was a jem in my dreams as well. Good post.

In my dream she was a few blocks south still on 34th st. Thanks knotknew and rockinhard.

First time I encountered her she told me her name was Natalie, too, and was rather paranoid (wanted to remain utr) about it, uim only posting to chime in that is most likely her. She gets upset about being posted on our forum.

She also did that no CIM thing the first time I met her, too. But I was pleased with the experience. I made a forum post only to have someone run and tell her. I had to convince her I wouldn't post about our encounters anymore, but it looks like she is making some rounds now and you guys are; D is she slipping?

[Peter Rammer]

She says she is Natalie, not Kat. I had a dream and I asked her. She was a jem in my dreams as well. Good post.

In my dream she was a few blocks south still on 34th st. Thanks knotknew and rockinhard.

While you can because time, the streets and her meds will take a toll on her. She's been very nice to me, but I've always treated her well and paid her closer to BP prices for her companionship. She's fairly new to the street scene, but has been 'dancing' since about 2011 and was for awhile a LMT. She's more like a gf than a streetwalker if she likes you and you treat her well, but she's definitely not marriage material. Her real name is Natalie, but she was using a street name of Kat initially. I listen politely to her stories of lousy ex-husband & bf, but there's more than one side to every story. Her body is very nice, including her saline implants, and she's a good gf, but she's got her downsides as well. YMMV, but IMO she's a worthwhile top shelf python drainer.

[Johney]

She says she is Natalie, not Kat. I had a dream and I asked her. She was a jem in my dreams as well. Good post.

In my dream she was a few blocks south still on 34th st. Thanks knotknew and rockinhard.

She's also known as "Kat" Natalie, Nos, and that's her modis of operandi "no CIM" LOL - *but she will. She can be fun but at those rates, there may be other options available. She keeps her ear on the forum possibly by white knight.

[Peter Rammer]

Who prowl the 28th Street Whizz Inn area and around Hardees / BK little April has been back the past 3 days. She's a short-haired brunette with a tight body at about 5'3" & 115 lbs. Her face is a bit weird, but she'll get the job done. Beware of her 40 yo bf / manager Jason who often hovers nearby. He's a long time petty thief and wannabee pimp; but has no car, bike or even change of clothes. If you scoop her be certain to take the action out of that area and away from his conniving azz! I'm not saying that she'd set you up, but sometimes desperadoes do stupid things and he's a real POS!! Both are wearing the same clothes for a few days now and looking rough!

I haven't seen Trini aka Reli for a couple of days now and I have an idea where she's gone, but I hope I'm wrong? Last time I saw her was on Wednesday?

[MadMax67]

As a result of that search, I found some really cool and true BP, CL and general ad definitions. Probably should go on the BP board but I thought you guys might get a chuckle.

BBW = fat.

When replying to a long report you can delete most of it so everyone doesn't have to scroll thru the whole thing several times. You can just leave enough so everyone knows which report you are replying to and if they are not sure ten they can click on "view original post".

Just a time saving tip.

[RockinHard]

A little bored with Lealman zone lately and there seems to be good action on 34th St. Ran into a real gem WSW brunette 5'6 give or take great body right around 33rd Ave. Opposite the Speedway. Natalie gets in and before I can get two words out of my mouth her top is down displaying the most beautiful set of 36 bolt-ons I've seen in a very long time. So soft yet nice and firm (how do these surgeons do this) She expresses disdain of a recent ride in which the douche bag (her words) tries to buy her with a $20 piece of crack. The nerve of some people!! In hopes of not joining the last guy on her shit list I up the ante massively to. 60 and without hesitation we agree on a nice BBBJ no CIM. Somewhat disappointing on that front but we carry on. Absolutely no signs of candy use smells fantastic claims to be struggling with recent marital issues and trying to get back on her feet, hoping to eventually have a few solid regulars she can do business with. She really seems out of place on the SW scene, if any girl is made for back page she is it. Some phone issues may be the reason for being on the streets for now. This is a lame example but if anyone remembers Maryann from the days of Gilligans Island very sexy girl next door look. It wouldn't surprise me if she's been on BP in the past. Snatch her up if you see her not too hard to miss.

She's also known as "Kat" Natalie, Nos, and that's her modis of operandi "no CIM" LOL - *but she will. She can be fun but at those rates, there may be other options available. She keeps her ear on the forum possibly by white knight.

[Tasters Choice]

As a result of that search, I found some really cool and true BP, CL and general ad definitions. Probably should go on the BP board but I thought you guys might get a chuckle.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

NOW That, s funny.

[DaRockRod]

LM, Great post on point and very accurate.

Here LMFAO,

Rod.

As a result of that search, I found some really cool and true BP, CL and general ad definitions. Probably should go on the BP board but I thought you guys might get a chuckle.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[KnotKnew]

A little bored with Lealman zone lately and there seems to be good action on 34th St. Ran into a real gem WSW brunette 5'6 give or take great body right around 33rd Ave. Opposite the Speedway. Natalie gets in and before I can get two words out of my mouth her top is down displaying the most beautiful set of 36 bolt-ons I've seen in a very long time. So soft yet nice and firm (how do these surgeons do this) She expresses disdain of a recent ride in which the douche bag (her words) tries to buy her with a $20 piece of crack. The nerve of some people!! In hopes of not joining the last guy on her shit list I up the ante massively to. 60 and without hesitation we agree on a nice BBBJ no CIM. Somewhat disappointing on that front but we carry on. Absolutely no signs of candy use smells fantastic claims to be struggling with recent marital issues and trying to get back on her feet, hoping to eventually have a few solid regulars she can do business with. She really seems out of place on the SW scene, if any girl is made for back page she is it. Some phone issues may be the reason for being on the streets for now. This is a lame example but if anyone remembers Maryann from the days of Gilligans Island very sexy girl next door look. It wouldn't surprise me if she's been on BP in the past. Snatch her up if you see her not too hard to miss.

[BleedTheFreak]

Is Lacey a SW or just a utr girl? I read some real great reports. Any I tell on this little minx would be appreciated.

[Brent Fl]

Saw an older WSW behind DD on 34th and about 7th. Was in a white mini skirt black top, maybe 40's, brunette. Probably staying at the budget.

I did not dream but she seemed nice.

[The Lovemuscle]

If you do a little internet research you can find the final chapter on the Baldy Cruiser story. Great guy that made a bad move. Sad story and I really feel sorry for the poor guy. Long story short, he is no longer with us (no not dead fortunately) but I hope he is doing well.

As a result of that search, I found some really cool and true BP, CL and general ad definitions. Probably should go on the BP board but I thought you guys might get a chuckle.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[ChanchoMalo]

Would someone be kind enough to PM me and explain the boundaries of the Lehman Triangle? I know where Lehman is, the school. And I have spotted a bunch of SWs behind DD bar.

Thanks in advance.

54th avenue and Haines.

[Peter Rammer]

Would someone be kind enough to PM me and explain the boundaries of the Lehman Triangle? I know where Lehman is, the school. And I have spotted a bunch of SWs behind DD bar.

Thanks in advance.

Is bordered by Haines Rd, 28th St and 50th Ave and. You might also see activity on streets just outside of the triangle, and beware of Deputy Snotdrizzle. Within or very near the triangle are plenty of run down trailers, shanties and pharmacists to better serve our python gobblers.