Massage Parlor Reports

**Valker** · 09-16-16 11:49

Hello everyone,

Did any one recently visit sky?

Is it really that hi, like 80+1. 2=$$ for FS?

**ApplePiePussy** · 09-16-16 10:35

Well gentleman. I visited this place recently: http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-area/39987383.

So after reading that ad, one might come to the conclusion that this place has young women willing to provide a HE. Not only was there nobody under 40, but it was a legit place. They have curtains instead of doors and the place is a joke. I was furious but I did not say anything to the provider simply because if I had to guess, it was not her fault. The owner puts those ads up to get us in the door. This is wrong on so many levels. It puts the MT's in a very difficult position, if not a dangerous one. The massage was pretty decent but I had already had my legit massage for the week. I was not looking for another one that was sub par to the one I had at my legit place, that doesn't false advertise.

I don't go to AMP's much anymore. I'm more of an EMP guy myself but I do venture out to one every month or so. It's these types of situations that keep me from going more often. There's something inherently dishonest about Chinese culture when it comes to business and I'm not afraid to state it. Having had to deal with them in my professional life as well as personal, I am unfortunately used to it by now. Sure, there are many good Chinese people out there who work hard and are honest. However, this is more than just a few bad apples. There is a culture of deception, dishonesty, and when it comes to patents, outright theft, that is prevalent in their business way of life. This is why, despite recent success in a wide range of fields, they are still viewed as a villain on the world stage.

**MrSmartyPants** · 09-16-16 00:52

Originally Posted by BigDog16 [View Original Post]

When you say legit, do you mean no happy ending? No CIM? No dirty sanchez? No angry dragon? No grilled cheese sandwich? No brown necktie? No asian blumpkin?

Well, I've made a grilled cheese sandwich. But a Grilled Cheese Sandwich might be something different.

But I've met Bob & L, he's probably a mixture of laughing, yet horrified reading your post.

**Bob521** · 09-16-16 00:42

Legit for sure. She does not want extras. And I don't want it. I'm too much in love with her to imagine that sort of thing. Bob.

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

Keep it legit Bob. Considering the problems experienced by the spa's in Rockford and Belvedere these past 2 weeks it's just not worth it to offer "extras". You don't need the headaches.

AJ

**DMichaels69** · 09-15-16 23:13

I always enjoy reading your posts. LOL.

Originally Posted by BigDog16 [View Original Post]

When you say legit, do you mean no happy ending? No CIM? No dirty sanchez? No angry dragon? No grilled cheese sandwich? No brown necktie? No asian blumpkin?

**DMichaels69** · 09-15-16 23:12

I'm not crying. ERS was over priced for nothing.

Originally Posted by Castlerae [View Original Post]

I know some of the people on here like to go to Belvidere to indulge in the services offered by CLV and ERS. If you were planning on heading out there, don't. Crazy Uncle LEO hit both of these parlors, plus the two newer Asian establishments, yesterday. All are closed, and reports are that as many as 14 people were arrested on various charges relating to prostitution. If I had to venture a guess, it would be that some local elected official (either states attorney or elected LEO) needed to make their name known for 'getting tough on crime'. These businesses are the 'low-hanging fruit' that can be busted without a lot of real police work, and they garner the maximum level of local media coverage too. You folks in the Chicago metro area might refer to it as "pulling a Tom D (f) art". However you look at it, it sucks, and odds are none of these businesses is going to be open any time soon.

More here: http://www.wrex.com/story/33098268/2...e-parlor-raids.

**DMichaels69** · 09-15-16 23:09

Lanes sucks!

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

I have been to Gunnison and United many times but have never received f/s at either place. Not because it wasn't offered but because I didn't like the girl who offered it. United is a dump with girls who would rather hurry you out than to give you decent service and for that reason I no longer spend my money there. I would equate United to Lane's in Lombard which is also a dump with subpar girls and service. Gunnison is cleaner with better quality girls.

I don't know if Sara is still at Gunnison but I do plan to return and see Young.

AJ.

**Avg Joe** · 09-15-16 22:51

Originally Posted by Castlerae [View Original Post]

Glad to hear that you're going to keep everything on the up-and-up. Crazy Uncle LEO seems to be paying far too much attention to massage parlors these days, and I don't doubt that even a hint of 'extras' being offered will earn you their scrutiny.

Keep it legit Bob. Considering the problems experienced by the spa's in Rockford and Belvedere these past 2 weeks it's just not worth it to offer "extras". You don't need the headaches.

AJ

**Avg Joe** · 09-15-16 22:45

Originally Posted by HandsomeDan [View Original Post]

Avg Joe,

Many refer to Gunnison and United as old faithful. They've been in business for ever. I go to Gunny all the time, but there's nothing more than a standard HE, and they never ask for tip. It is also the only AMP I've ever been to that never uses oil on me, it's a dry rub, but feels good and never hurts. The only time the oil is used is after the flip with hot towel clean up. Also they have been changing MTs a lot, the last one I was with was very friendly and came from New York, not sure if she's still there, her name was Sara I think.

HD.

I have been to Gunnison and United many times but have never received f/s at either place. Not because it wasn't offered but because I didn't like the girl who offered it. United is a dump with girls who would rather hurry you out than to give you decent service and for that reason I no longer spend my money there. I would equate United to Lane's in Lombard which is also a dump with subpar girls and service. Gunnison is cleaner with better quality girls.

I don't know if Sara is still at Gunnison but I do plan to return and see Young.

AJ.

**Chicago Biker** · 09-15-16 22:17

Originally Posted by HandsomeDan [View Original Post]

Avg Joe,

Many refer to Gunnison and United as old faithful. They've been in business for ever. I go to Gunny all the time, but there's nothing more than a standard HE, and they never ask for tip. It is also the only AMP I've ever been to that never uses oil on me, it's a dry rub, but feels good and never hurts. The only time the oil is used is after the flip with hot towel clean up. Also they have been changing MTs a lot, the last one I was with was very friendly and came from New York, not sure if she's still there, her name was Sara I think.

HD.

Years ago this wasn't always the case, I've received FS there on many occassions.

**BigDog16** · 09-15-16 20:53

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Yes. It's a dilema since the existing ads are clearly people offering extras. I thought I might write a clear explanation of the shop and its status. I'm hoping that many people that are on this forum also want an ocassional legit massage. My thinking is that people get upset when the go to a place expecting extras (and don't get them). But if people understand exactly what it is, then they will treat "L" with kindness and respect. I can say all the forum members I've met were / are great guys. Bob.

When you say legit, do you mean no happy ending? No CIM? No dirty sanchez? No angry dragon? No grilled cheese sandwich? No brown necktie? No asian blumpkin?

**Castlerae** · 09-15-16 20:32

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Yes. It's a dilema since the existing ads are clearly people offering extras. I thought I might write a clear explanation of the shop and its status. I'm hoping that many people that are on this forum also want an ocassional legit massage. My thinking is that people get upset when the go to a place expecting extras (and don't get them). But if people understand exactly what it is, then they will treat "L" with kindness and respect. I can say all the forum members I've met were / are great guys. Bob.

Glad to hear that you're going to keep everything on the up-and-up. Crazy Uncle LEO seems to be paying far too much attention to massage parlors these days, and I don't doubt that even a hint of 'extras' being offered will earn you their scrutiny.

**Castlerae** · 09-15-16 20:30

I know some of the people on here like to go to Belvidere to indulge in the services offered by CLV and ERS. If you were planning on heading out there, don't. Crazy Uncle LEO hit both of these parlors, plus the two newer Asian establishments, yesterday. All are closed, and reports are that as many as 14 people were arrested on various charges relating to prostitution. If I had to venture a guess, it would be that some local elected official (either states attorney or elected LEO) needed to make their name known for 'getting tough on crime'. These businesses are the 'low-hanging fruit' that can be busted without a lot of real police work, and they garner the maximum level of local media coverage too. You folks in the Chicago metro area might refer to it as "pulling a Tom D (f) art". However you look at it, it sucks, and odds are none of these businesses is going to be open any time soon.

More here: http://www.wrex.com/story/33098268/2...e-parlor-raids.

**Jim154** · 09-15-16 15:38

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Yes. It's a dilema since the existing ads are clearly people offering extras. I thought I might write a clear explanation of the shop and its status. I'm hoping that many people that are on this forum also want an ocassional legit massage. My thinking is that people get upset when the go to a place expecting extras (and don't get them). But if people understand exactly what it is, then they will treat "L" with kindness and respect. I can say all the forum members I've met were / are great guys. Bob.

Given my chronic back problem I have had easily 60 or more legit massages in the last year and a half. I have used lots of different places looking for the right combination of therapeutic results and price. This place on weiland road in buffalo grove has been the best by far. Mei is really quite excellent and the price is super inexpensive. She is very friendly and very nice and that's an added plus. Be nice and respectful this is strictly legit therapeutic massage. http://massage0110.wixsite.com/sunshinehealthmassag.

**NewCleve** · 09-15-16 01:28

Originally Posted by BlueScreen [View Original Post]

You discovered my secret! I've been going to Princess (both locations) for two years now and have been very happy with the service and price. It's a fully legit looking parlor with a nice stand up shower (no TS) and the women dress in dark pants and polo shirts. It's the sort of place most women would be comfortable walking into.

Pretty much all the women offer happy endings but with different amounts of roaming. Maggie allows almost NO roaming whatsoever but seems to have the best combo of massage, teasing and release. The others offer a bit more over and under the clothes but they never actually undress. You may have to initiate the first time, but after they know you they'll start teasing during the leg massage. I usually pay $70/$70 for door fee and tip.

http://www.princessspachicago.com/

The one on the west side is better in my opinion. I agree, it's great.