Massage Parlor Reports

[Avg Joe]

Glad to hear that you're going to keep everything on the up-and-up. Crazy Uncle LEO seems to be paying far too much attention to massage parlors these days, and I don't doubt that even a hint of 'extras' being offered will earn you their scrutiny.

Keep it legit Bob. Considering the problems experienced by the spa's in Rockford and Belvedere these past 2 weeks it's just not worth it to offer "extras". You don't need the headaches.

AJ

[Avg Joe]

Avg Joe,

Many refer to Gunnison and United as old faithful. They've been in business for ever. I go to Gunny all the time, but there's nothing more than a standard HE, and they never ask for tip. It is also the only AMP I've ever been to that never uses oil on me, it's a dry rub, but feels good and never hurts. The only time the oil is used is after the flip with hot towel clean up. Also they have been changing MTs a lot, the last one I was with was very friendly and came from New York, not sure if she's still there, her name was Sara I think.

HD.

I have been to Gunnison and United many times but have never received f/s at either place. Not because it wasn't offered but because I didn't like the girl who offered it. United is a dump with girls who would rather hurry you out than to give you decent service and for that reason I no longer spend my money there. I would equate United to Lane's in Lombard which is also a dump with subpar girls and service. Gunnison is cleaner with better quality girls.

I don't know if Sara is still at Gunnison but I do plan to return and see Young.

AJ.

[Chicago Biker]

Avg Joe,

Many refer to Gunnison and United as old faithful. They've been in business for ever. I go to Gunny all the time, but there's nothing more than a standard HE, and they never ask for tip. It is also the only AMP I've ever been to that never uses oil on me, it's a dry rub, but feels good and never hurts. The only time the oil is used is after the flip with hot towel clean up. Also they have been changing MTs a lot, the last one I was with was very friendly and came from New York, not sure if she's still there, her name was Sara I think.

HD.

Years ago this wasn't always the case, I've received FS there on many occassions.

[BigDog16]

Yes. It's a dilema since the existing ads are clearly people offering extras. I thought I might write a clear explanation of the shop and its status. I'm hoping that many people that are on this forum also want an ocassional legit massage. My thinking is that people get upset when the go to a place expecting extras (and don't get them). But if people understand exactly what it is, then they will treat "L" with kindness and respect. I can say all the forum members I've met were / are great guys. Bob.

When you say legit, do you mean no happy ending? No CIM? No dirty sanchez? No angry dragon? No grilled cheese sandwich? No brown necktie? No asian blumpkin?

[Castlerae]

Yes. It's a dilema since the existing ads are clearly people offering extras. I thought I might write a clear explanation of the shop and its status. I'm hoping that many people that are on this forum also want an ocassional legit massage. My thinking is that people get upset when the go to a place expecting extras (and don't get them). But if people understand exactly what it is, then they will treat "L" with kindness and respect. I can say all the forum members I've met were / are great guys. Bob.

Glad to hear that you're going to keep everything on the up-and-up. Crazy Uncle LEO seems to be paying far too much attention to massage parlors these days, and I don't doubt that even a hint of 'extras' being offered will earn you their scrutiny.

[Castlerae]

I know some of the people on here like to go to Belvidere to indulge in the services offered by CLV and ERS. If you were planning on heading out there, don't. Crazy Uncle LEO hit both of these parlors, plus the two newer Asian establishments, yesterday. All are closed, and reports are that as many as 14 people were arrested on various charges relating to prostitution. If I had to venture a guess, it would be that some local elected official (either states attorney or elected LEO) needed to make their name known for 'getting tough on crime'. These businesses are the 'low-hanging fruit' that can be busted without a lot of real police work, and they garner the maximum level of local media coverage too. You folks in the Chicago metro area might refer to it as "pulling a Tom D (f) art". However you look at it, it sucks, and odds are none of these businesses is going to be open any time soon.

More here: http://www.wrex.com/story/33098268/2...e-parlor-raids.

[Jim154]

Yes. It's a dilema since the existing ads are clearly people offering extras. I thought I might write a clear explanation of the shop and its status. I'm hoping that many people that are on this forum also want an ocassional legit massage. My thinking is that people get upset when the go to a place expecting extras (and don't get them). But if people understand exactly what it is, then they will treat "L" with kindness and respect. I can say all the forum members I've met were / are great guys. Bob.

Given my chronic back problem I have had easily 60 or more legit massages in the last year and a half. I have used lots of different places looking for the right combination of therapeutic results and price. This place on weiland road in buffalo grove has been the best by far. Mei is really quite excellent and the price is super inexpensive. She is very friendly and very nice and that's an added plus. Be nice and respectful this is strictly legit therapeutic massage. http://massage0110.wixsite.com/sunshinehealthmassag.

[NewCleve]

You discovered my secret! I've been going to Princess (both locations) for two years now and have been very happy with the service and price. It's a fully legit looking parlor with a nice stand up shower (no TS) and the women dress in dark pants and polo shirts. It's the sort of place most women would be comfortable walking into.

Pretty much all the women offer happy endings but with different amounts of roaming. Maggie allows almost NO roaming whatsoever but seems to have the best combo of massage, teasing and release. The others offer a bit more over and under the clothes but they never actually undress. You may have to initiate the first time, but after they know you they'll start teasing during the leg massage. I usually pay $70/$70 for door fee and tip.

http://www.princessspachicago.com/

The one on the west side is better in my opinion. I agree, it's great.

[Bob521]

A couple years back, (in my "old days") that's basically the way I handled it. She suggested "X" tip. I said, you know up the street (mentioning the place by name). They only ask for "why". "I'm very familiar with the prices. " Since I always told the truth, the MT would concede.

No, it wasn't. Like others here counsel, I was trying to hold out 'for scale. ' In hindsight the. 2 difference was not worth it. I think in future, if the request seems exorbitant and the service is not exemplary, I'll let you all know and just never go back to that MT.

I am going to try a new strategy. I'll resist at first but will eventually agree. I will explain that I go to many spas and that the going rate is. 4 and at most. 5 for basic service. I will also tell them that unless the experience is worth the premium they seek I will post a review.

Thanks for the tip on rusty trombones. Looks like it will just be one of those things that you read about (for me) but never actually see.

[Bob521]

Yes. It's a dilema since the existing ads are clearly people offering extras. I thought I might write a clear explanation of the shop and its status. I'm hoping that many people that are on this forum also want an ocassional legit massage. My thinking is that people get upset when the go to a place expecting extras (and don't get them). But if people understand exactly what it is, then they will treat "L" with kindness and respect. I can say all the forum members I've met were / are great guys. Bob.

Isn't the Classified Ad site were AMP's that offer 'extras' advertise? Or am I mistaken in that?

[Castlerae]

I know what you mean, and I know what Joe means.

I've had to give up posting almost completely now that I know they are being read. I stay "home" with "L" all the time, so I'm really very happy anyway.

At some point I will become an advertiser in the Classified Ad (sister) site. Bob.

Isn't the Classified Ad site were AMP's that offer 'extras' advertise? Or am I mistaken in that?

[Bob521]

I know what you mean, and I know what Joe means.

I've had to give up posting almost completely now that I know they are being read. I stay "home" with "L" all the time, so I'm really very happy anyway.

At some point I will become an advertiser in the Classified Ad (sister) site. Bob.

Sounds like she got a huge tip for a massage but hard to tell from the way it was worded. I've also been to cryptic at times trying to be clever. I end up getting some PM's asking WTF I was talking about. LOL.

[Hapenny]

Ok. There are some people who need to watch every buck and 20 dollars here or 10 dollars there may make the difference between eating or going hungry. I suspect that is not true for most people on this forum.

70 bucks is high. No question. But in my opinion, a good experience is worth a few extra bucks. You spent an hour of your time and $120 bucks coming out feeling like you had a bad experience. Is that better than spending $140 bucks and having a great experience?

I have been to legit high end spas and dropped $160 on garbage massage with no teasing, no roaming, no HE. Those are the motherfckrs who are getting over paid. The top reviewed AMP girlsin Chicago are providing a highly valued service and. With our bullsht laws and bullsht attorney general and bullsht LEO. They are risking alot.

Don't get cheated but at the same time, keep perspective.

No, it wasn't. Like others here counsel, I was trying to hold out 'for scale. ' In hindsight the. 2 difference was not worth it. I think in future, if the request seems exorbitant and the service is not exemplary, I'll let you all know and just never go back to that MT.

I am going to try a new strategy. I'll resist at first but will eventually agree. I will explain that I go to many spas and that the going rate is. 4 and at most. 5 for basic service. I will also tell them that unless the experience is worth the premium they seek I will post a review.

Thanks for the tip on rusty trombones. Looks like it will just be one of those things that you read about (for me) but never actually see.

[FngrBngr]

My experience has been that almost every time there is a language barrier. I generally get the giggle or the blank stare when asking "what's available" on the flip and then time is wasted explaining what I want with gestures. I usually get close to what I requested, yet sometimes these "discussions" are more awkward for me than necessary. I'm going to try and visit the same MT for a bit and see if that helps, yet I just wondered if others had an easier time somehow. Guess not. Thanks.

It was awkward just reading your post. Just be nice, smile, be naked. They are not stupid. Oh, try waiting for them to come in and take your underwear of once they arrive. Your welcome Mr. Awkward.

Finger.

[DMichaels69]

Sounds like she got a huge tip for a massage but hard to tell from the way it was worded. I've also been to cryptic at times trying to be clever. I end up getting some PM's asking WTF I was talking about. LOL.

-So, she gave lots of hints and you chose not to partake? Or you gave lots of hints, but she chose not to partake?

I'm not sure why we need to know; except your report felt like reading a mystery and finding that the last page was torn out.