Massage Parlor Reports

[Roamin Roman]

What are standard rates and tips? What does. 2 or. 8 mean? New to this.

Thanks.

Greetings, Narut0, and welcome to the Forum. As a new member, navigating and participating in the USASG website might seem a bit daunting at first. But, with time and practice, as well as asking for help from your fellow board members, you'll be surfing the site like a champ in no time. You asked two questions, above, and the response is slightly different for each.

Start with your second question.

One of the things the creators of the USASG did was to provide helpful links, FAQs, and other info for the members. You probably happened to breeze right by it, in your eagerness to participate in the discussion, but that's common. If you look toward the top of the page, you'll see a blue bar with these words:

"Front Page", "Forum", "What's New?", "Photo Gallery", and "Abbreviations"

And, right below them, you'll see these words (in smaller text):

"New Reports"
"Private Messages"
"FAQ"
"Calendar"
"Community"
"Forum Actions"
"Quick Links"

You should familiarize yourself with each of those links but, for the answer to your question, check out the "Abbreviations" link. Then, the meanings of ".2" and ".8" should no longer be a mystery.

Now, for your first question

Standard rates and tips vary, depending. . .

But, what does that mean? Ah, my friend, the answer to that is found in the very board (and others) in which you posed your question. I could just simply give you the answer, but like exploring the "Abbreviations" link above, that would deprive you of the learning experience. What I've done here is merely point you in the right direction. Now, you need to take the ball and exercise a little initiative, based on the preceding info.

In reading the "Massage Parlor" forum, or any of the other forums ("Backpage Advertisers", "Craigslist Advertisers", etc.), I would strongly recommend that you read back at least six months, in order to gain a firm understanding of the "lay of the land" (so to speak). Don't be over-eager, wanting to rush right out and start hobbying, because a few things will occur (none of the good):

(1) You'll be at risk of being over-charged.
(2) You'll be at risk of getting snared by Uncle Leo.
(3) You'll be relatively uninformed as to the important "ins-and-outs" of the hobby.
(4) You won't be informed as to what areas or situations to avoid.

So, before venturing out, take the time to do your homework. The benefits of doing so are tremendous, and the comparatively brief amount of time and effort required to do so will be much more than offset by the payoff once you start enjoying the hobby. But, if you choose to deprive yourself of this homework, I can almost guarantee you that your experiences will be much diminished, compared to the experiences you could have had IF ONLY you had taken the time and put in a little effort to do your homework.

It's up to you, amigo, but this is my advice. Others may believe differently and, if so, you can weigh their advice against the preceding. Either way, stay safe, be careful, and always be kind to the ladies.

Roman

P.S. - One other thing: Absolutely do not start asking questions like, "Where can I find the 'hot' girls?" or "Which AMPs provide FS?" As a new member, you haven't built up enough "board cred" yet. Other members don't know who you are yet, and they'll want to see that (a) you're trustworthy and (b) you contribute to the discussion with useful information.

[Narut0]

Blue is a very nice place to go for a massage. The MMS is very pleasant, and the ladies have good massage skills.

From greeting to departure they are gracious and nice to me.

I had a fine visit this week with Tina. She is lovely. Taller than some (almost taller than me! And easy to talk with.

Standard rates and tips without any hassle.

NR.

What are standard rates and tips? What does. 2 or. 8 mean? New to this.

Thanks.

[HandBanana]

Went to visit Tara this week. Easy setup and great experience. She's super cute and has a great personality. I just wish she offered more as I'd love to see those puppies set free!!

If you're looking for a solid massage or waxing with a standard NOVA ending then I would suggest looking her up.

PM me if you can't find her info.

[LawrenceBwoy]

I am visiting NOVA for a few days, I come from Raleigh, NC area.

Was reading all posts last few days, and got a chance to dream of Cindy OR Cici from Smile Therapy (Rob. Paris ct, Chantilly).

As I walked in, handed over the donation and was led to a room. She asked me if I was a first time visitor, but I said "No-but I have seen other girl" (this answer has gotten me a lot more).

Massage was not bad at all, compared to some of the parlors I've been in NC. I started moving my hands up her thighs, ask her if she is okay, she smiles and says ok.

After some time she jumps on the table and rubs my ass with decent amount of oil / lotion. With a lot of play between legs reaching out to the junior and his two friends. I could not resist the temptation, and I flip. Insisting her to be on the table. I do the sign language with my finger-in-the-mouth, she smiles and says No. But she bends down towards junior and starts kissing him. These things matter to me, the build up was great. She gets off the table and finishes me very nicely, while I was playing with her ass. "Too much too much" and she cleans up the junior nicely.

15 minutes still pending and she gives me a nice head massage. While leaving, she whispers "next time more, only me okay".

Looks 8/10 and Massage skills 8/10.

Would like to thank you all to keep this forum active. I do not post much, but if any of you happen to hit RDU area. Hmu!

Also if anyone has any recommendation near Arlington / Alexandria area for the weekend before I head back south. Please let me know.

Stay happy & Be safe guys.

[DCBarrie]

If you check the PG County boards, you'll find some reports indicating that the AMPs in Clinton and Ft. Washington offer FS. I've never been to either of those locations, so I can't personally confirm this point, though. However, I wouldn't be surprised if the AMPs in those places were, in fact, FS. After all, both locations are a bit out of the way, and most mongers wouldn't want to drive all that distance just to get a HJ finish.

Ya, those places are not FS, have tried both and was not impressed at all. I would try trying a couple of the places in College Park or Hyattsville. Had some good visits there recently that lead to what I was looking for.

[Derringer]

It is very unlikely you would find what you want at an AMP in NOVA. Go over to the Maryland board and try Prince George's County. Those fellows may be able to help you out.

And be sure to come back and report about your experience on the boards here. Once you have a few posts where you share some information, you are much more likely to get help from seniors.

Good luck.

Wondering what the best AMP is in the area. I have a car so distance isn't a big deal. Looking for a good massage and FS if it's available around here. Any suggestions?

[Any Mouse]

Wondering what the best AMP is in the area. I have a car so distance isn't a big deal. Looking for a good massage and FS if it's available around here. Any suggestions?

1. Get in your car. (No problem. Right?

2. Drive aimlessly until you see a big sign "We F--k anybody here".

3. Go inside.

4. Get Ashes hauled.

5. Pay too much.

6. Return here.

7. Report.

8. Have a nice day!

[Sonata04]

Wondering what the best AMP is in the area. I have a car so distance isn't a big deal. Looking for a good massage and FS if it's available around here. Any suggestions?

[Serpico99]

Stopped by an establishment located on "upper Paris" in Chantilly (facing the road). Had Suzi again although I really wanted to try out Cindy. I think she is cuter than Suzi. I haven't seen Sarah there so not sure if she is still with this establishment. Overall great time, the massage itself is worth it. Above noVA. No TS but self serve stand-up shower which is the only minus but if you can look past that, I think this place it worth it. You actually get a great massage and almost your full hour.

[Sjoh842]

I know you don't think you look underage but your experience at different AMPs would seem to indicate differently. It's important to remember that AMPs have special concerns because they're operating in public view. The last thing they want is to get a visit from LE or some licensing authority and have them find an underage client on the premises. I'm not a lawyer so I don't know the legalities involved but I think it's understandable that they would want to avoid that situation.

That being said, anything you can do to look or seem older might be helpful. Facial hair (if you don't already have) or wearing a suit or sportcoat are just a few things that come to mind. It's also possible that, given your past experiences, you're a little unsure of yourself which might trigger the MMS radar. Another thought is that it might help if you visit at a slow time and when it's less likely for LE to be active, such as on a Sunday morning or afternoon. And it may help if you do some research beforehand and call to make an appt with a specific girl, which might make you appear to be an established client.

And, even if AMPs are proving difficult for you, there are plenty of indies where you shouldn't have any problem. Good luck and don't forget to post on the board about your experiences.

I will try it. I usually shave but now that's fall coming I guess I wouldn't mind the beard. I usually stick with agencies around the area since easier to work with and I don't have any problems.

[Roamin Roman]

Just curious, there are AMPs in PG that would be closer to Springfield, such as in Clinton or Ft Washington. Are these also FS? Seems like I've seen reports on Golden Wellness.

If you check the PG County boards, you'll find some reports indicating that the AMPs in Clinton and Ft. Washington offer FS. I've never been to either of those locations, so I can't personally confirm this point, though. However, I wouldn't be surprised if the AMPs in those places were, in fact, FS. After all, both locations are a bit out of the way, and most mongers wouldn't want to drive all that distance just to get a HJ finish.

[JmSuttr]

Hey guys!

So quick question, I been hobbying for a year and half now and not bad! I been enjoying myself. However I'm around 20 almost 21 now and still been rejected by AMP's I visited so I just stopped trying and its kind of sucks. I had one tell me come back when you older. Now I don't look like a kid but all I'm asking for is does anyone know an AMP that is alright with younger guys.

Thanks.

I know you don't think you look underage but your experience at different AMPs would seem to indicate differently. It's important to remember that AMPs have special concerns because they're operating in public view. The last thing they want is to get a visit from LE or some licensing authority and have them find an underage client on the premises. I'm not a lawyer so I don't know the legalities involved but I think it's understandable that they would want to avoid that situation.

That being said, anything you can do to look or seem older might be helpful. Facial hair (if you don't already have) or wearing a suit or sportcoat are just a few things that come to mind. It's also possible that, given your past experiences, you're a little unsure of yourself which might trigger the MMS radar. Another thought is that it might help if you visit at a slow time and when it's less likely for LE to be active, such as on a Sunday morning or afternoon. And it may help if you do some research beforehand and call to make an appt with a specific girl, which might make you appear to be an established client.

And, even if AMPs are proving difficult for you, there are plenty of indies where you shouldn't have any problem. Good luck and don't forget to post on the board about your experiences.

[Black Coffee]

I would like to know how does one dress when going to AMP, BP advertiser, and escort? When the provider says, "upscale" mean that you need to wear a suit?.

In this hobby, when a provider says "upscale" she means not behind the dumpster at the 7-11. As far as proper dress goes, first off, thanks for asking. Lots of guys don't put a second's thought into something like that. IMHO it is important not to stand out when walking into the lobby of a hotel. A suit is way over the top and shorts, flip-flops or dirty sneakers and a "wife beater" shirt makes you look like a slob. I wear casual shoes, Docker type slacks or clean black jeans and a collared shirt. Cash and photo ID are all I carry on me. Wallet with CC and phone stay in the car.

[CoupleOfInches]

Had a great finish and will probably repeat but I'll have to explore other sites and maybe a bit younger or FS. Damage. 8 for massage and. 5 for extras.

And I have to remind myself just use cash. LOL.

Welcome to the AMP monger group! Well done, especially for the first visit. The research helped. Cash is king, with a very thin paper trail.

COI.

[MantaStyle]

This is my first time trying AMP and I was trying to book Nikki for a 1 hr visit however she wasn't able to cause she was done for the day.

So I decided to look around for another place to release my stress then started to back read some of the posts here and stumbled upon a place nearby my work, Royal Massage.

Then after work I drove directly there and was meet by a happy Korean Lady in her 40's Julie. She offered a shower, I was hesitant at first since I never had someone give me a shower before but I decided to do it instead and it was a fun experience to say the least. Unto the massage, It was a great massage I might say and Julia was very accommodating and nice to talk to. I started to rub my hand around her thighs and she giggled then started to breathe on my ear and did those light touching all around (which didn't really do anything for me tbh). After the flip, she started THJ and let me fondle her breasts and ass then allowed me to nurse and FIV. She was whispering "I take care you and You take care me" and I obliged while she was grinding on top. Had a great finish and will probably repeat but I'll have to explore other sites and maybe a bit younger or FS. Damage. 8 for massage and. 5 for extras.

And I have to remind myself just use cash. LOL.