Massage Parlor Reports

[Kellster]

I just came back from Dallas last week. Over there you can get lineups at a lot of spas. I have done it 3 times, but I don't really recommend it.

1) the whole process is demeaning to the girls. It feels like you are picking a piece of meat. Think back to your physical ed class in junior or high school where teams were created by picking. Were you the always the first one to get picked? If so, good for you. But if you were always the last one to get picked, how did you feel about it? I know guys will argue that it's their money and they can decide who they want to pick. But again, those girls are human beings and have feelings too.

2) what if you see 2 or 3 girls who are equally hot and you can't decide? You pick one today and then go back later to try others. Some girls might remember your face and know you did not pick them the first time and hold that against you.

3) girls might be eating or napping when a lineup is requested. If they don't get picked, then you just interrupted them for nothing which could have a negative outcome for the next guy. Again, I get that it's your money and who gives a shit to the next guy, but just something to think about.

If you really want a true lineup experience, save some money and go to Bangkok. They have fishbowl (girls can't see you) with 50+ girls in some places and you can take your time in picking your girl.

I agree it's a little uncomfortable having all of them looking at you, but remember it's their job and just a massage not a date with a girlfriend. I used to care about that stuff, but on dating sites I've been turned down so much, that stuff like that doesn't affect me anymore. They're extremely picky and shallow. I'm in decent shape exercise, and consider myself decent looking but not with movie star looks. If they can be that way, guess what so can I. And another factor, they might not want to be picked- (for ex. If they're is a big age difference, the guy is overweight, etc.) Not judging anyone on here, but that's life. Women do a lot of acting to get what they want- bigger tips and regulars. Not saying that it's always an act, I'm sure there are exceptions, but most times it is. Variety is the spice of life, try all the gals you want. If one of them objects, next her. I usually say something like well I need a backup in case you win the lottery next week haha! My advice is relax, have fun, and enjoy yourself. Life is too short.

Bangkok sounds like a blast. Too bad it's on the other side of the world.

[Kellster]

Thanks to everyone for all the input on lineups. Given my lack of forum input, I wasn't expecting much of a response. My budget is pretty tight, so I've stuck to a couple of the sure thing places and girls. Consequently, nothing new to add. Just thought the lineup thing would be interesting. ERS looks really inviting, but that's a long way to go for a haircut.

Yeah CLV and ERS are the only places I know around here. And that's still a healthy ride out to Belvidere. I went a few years ago- it was good. ERS had the better selection for my type thin gals back then- not sure if that's still true. There used to be American spas in the 90's that weren't clip joints. Sadly, those places are long gone.

[Trailer12]

I went there a couple of weeks ago and had a great time with Cherry. It was my first time there, but I would return.

Went yesterday. Cover during table shower. Cover after flip on table shower. Cover during whole massage. Nada zip.

Never had that there before.

[Chitownbjg]

There's one right above the whole foods at columbus and illinois. $10 a month, $20 sign up fee, $45 annual fee in October.

Planet Fitness have those 10 dollar a month memberships to join their place. A friend joined just to have a place to shower after work. I'm not sure if there is a Planet Fitness in the Loop area.

[DMichaels69]

LOL. I was going to say I would think there are not any cheap AMP options in the loop.

You could try getting a 1-day pass to a fitness center. They are usually free (or $10). You can shower there.

[Jadedone]

Are there any cheap massage options located in the loop? I just need to use the shower. I'm seeing someone after work and don't want to go smelling all funky.

You could try getting a 1-day pass to a fitness center. They are usually free (or $10). You can shower there.

[DMichaels69]

Yea, use the big head with these situations. You can delete her so she does not bother you.

I use wechat on my iPad. The shake feature doesn't work. She must have contacted me using people nearby. I live in northern cook county so I get a lot of Chicago people. She must get a lot of northern cook people. Anyway, I am not going to do anything because the scenario stinks. I might suggest meeting somewhere neutral as Bob suggested. Even after I put her off this afternoon saying how I am not going to do what she wants me to do, she still is contacting me with little smiley faces. Weird one.

[OF Charlie]

Now I have a question: are there no decent AMPs in or near the Chicago downtown area? In Manhattan, they are all close to the downtown / midtown area. Obviously Chicago is smaller, but in NYC after going out and partying, you can find an AMP pretty quick. I was out at River North area the other night and I definitely saw a hot asian escort walking with some old fat dood to the Marriott Courtyard. No way she was legit with him, unless 1: she was an escort or 2: she's getting her greencard. The fact that they walked into a hotel pretty much tells me its 1. I actually regret not getting her attention and trying to get her info so I could partake. I've got a real itch for an asian girl right now (korean in particular), so if anyone can let me know what my best option is for asians in Chicago downtown area, I'd appreciate it. I really miss the TS Nuru experiences in NYC. One of the biggest things I miss about NYC. In fact, a friend of mine who is in NYC for the US open just texted me asking me about AMPs in NYC. I sadly reminisced my wonderful experiences there while responding.

So if anyone has any questions about NYC or ATL, feel free to PM, but I would love some valuable info about Chitown.

For K girls, the closest to downtown is Korean Palace. Look for the South Loop or their Lakeview locations. It's not an AMP, but rather it's an apartment setting. And you have to be willing to sign up with RS2K for screening.

http://koreanpalace.us/models.php

[Ron M]

Are there any cheap massage options located in the loop? I just need to use the shower. I'm seeing someone after work and don't want to go smelling all funky.

Planet Fitness have those 10 dollar a month memberships to join their place. A friend joined just to have a place to shower after work. I'm not sure if there is a Planet Fitness in the Loop area.

[OF Charlie]

Thanks to everyone for all the input on lineups. Given my lack of forum input, I wasn't expecting much of a response. My budget is pretty tight, so I've stuck to a couple of the sure thing places and girls. Consequently, nothing new to add. Just thought the lineup thing would be interesting. ERS looks really inviting, but that's a long way to go for a haircut.

I just came back from Dallas last week. Over there you can get lineups at a lot of spas. I have done it 3 times, but I don't really recommend it.

1) the whole process is demeaning to the girls. It feels like you are picking a piece of meat. Think back to your physical ed class in junior or high school where teams were created by picking. Were you the always the first one to get picked? If so, good for you. But if you were always the last one to get picked, how did you feel about it? I know guys will argue that it's their money and they can decide who they want to pick. But again, those girls are human beings and have feelings too.

2) what if you see 2 or 3 girls who are equally hot and you can't decide? You pick one today and then go back later to try others. Some girls might remember your face and know you did not pick them the first time and hold that against you.

3) girls might be eating or napping when a lineup is requested. If they don't get picked, then you just interrupted them for nothing which could have a negative outcome for the next guy. Again, I get that it's your money and who gives a shit to the next guy, but just something to think about.

If you really want a true lineup experience, save some money and go to Bangkok. They have fishbowl (girls can't see you) with 50+ girls in some places and you can take your time in picking your girl.

[SlingBoxx312]

Went to the place on 83 and got Nancy. Very cute, nice legs, ass, and perky sees. I got grabby from the start so she knew what was up. Very attentive shower and good massage. On the flip started kissing and she asked what I wanted. I got FS for 1. 2. She did some nice feather touching down there and slipped the cover on with her mouth. After a few minutes of that she mounted and bounced for a while. We made a nice transition to mish and we kissed while I pounded away til I blew in the cover. Great experience and I will repeat with her.

Was it Massage Luxe?

[Casper27]

Are there any cheap massage options located in the loop? I just need to use the shower. I'm seeing someone after work and don't want to go smelling all funky.

[Dave Dewers]

Thanks to everyone for all the input on lineups. Given my lack of forum input, I wasn't expecting much of a response. My budget is pretty tight, so I've stuck to a couple of the sure thing places and girls. Consequently, nothing new to add. Just thought the lineup thing would be interesting. ERS looks really inviting, but that's a long way to go for a haircut.

[PussyPoker]

I have meet two girls here in Chicago on Wechat. 1 was a girl from Thailand here working for an agency. Somewhere up on Catherine ave. Started to chat with her after her 10 am until 12 am shift was over. Talked for a few nights then had a short meeting. Just talk and coffee that I picked up and took to her. Now I have her number for when I go to Bangkok in three weeks. Like E6671 said. I use Wechat in Bangkok, Pattaya and Angeles City. I like it because I can meet girls before their shift or after their shift at the local GoGo or massage parlor. No barfines and every thing is cheaper. I still talk with them when I come home. It is nice to have a girl waiting for you at your hotel when you check in after a long flight to Bangkok. I just tell her what time I should be there and she just shows up and waits.

I have my first day and night set up in Angeles City already. I have one of the girls to book my cab from the airport to my hotel for me. She is coming to the airport with the cab.

PP.

[Jim154]

How did she get your contact? Just random search using people nearby or did you use the shake feature? Is she a pro or non pro looking for fun. When I am overseas I use the people nearby function to find P4 P.

I use wechat on my iPad. The shake feature doesn't work. She must have contacted me using people nearby. I live in northern cook county so I get a lot of Chicago people. She must get a lot of northern cook people. Anyway, I am not going to do anything because the scenario stinks. I might suggest meeting somewhere neutral as Bob suggested. Even after I put her off this afternoon saying how I am not going to do what she wants me to do, she still is contacting me with little smiley faces. Weird one.