Massage Parlor Reports

**George W. Bush** · 09-10-16 13:23

It's in Carol Stream-look in the Roselle section.

**Pot1134** · 09-10-16 13:20

Where exactly is this place? You can m details if you like.

Originally Posted by WoodStreet [View Original Post]

Was in need for a good massage and decided to try AD in Carol Str. I went with the half as that is all the time I had. Therapist was Sylvia and she was very easy on the eyes. I wish I had the time to spend on the hour because the massage was great. My favorite part was the ending and the mirror they have in the room. Left the standard and will be back when in the area. It was very busy around 1 pm so this must be a popular local place.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 09-09-16 22:15

Originally Posted by MadisonGuy69 [View Original Post]

Coming on from Florida next week, I've never known Chicago to have much of a scene but maybe there's something hidden. I'm staying on Michigan Ave anything downtown Chicago, MP or something that has women under 35 and decent looking? Not wanting to travel to the burbs. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Sent you a PM with a couple suggesions. Most of the spas are in chinatown or northwest - 15 minite taxi or uber. Check the Backpage forum for escorts.

**MadisonGuy69** · 09-09-16 14:18

Coming on from Florida next week, I've never known Chicago to have much of a scene but maybe there's something hidden. I'm staying on Michigan Ave anything downtown Chicago, MP or something that has women under 35 and decent looking? Not wanting to travel to the burbs. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

**Wood Street** · 09-09-16 00:43

Was in need for a good massage and decided to try AD in Carol Str. I went with the half as that is all the time I had. Therapist was Sylvia and she was very easy on the eyes. I wish I had the time to spend on the hour because the massage was great. My favorite part was the ending and the mirror they have in the room. Left the standard and will be back when in the area. It was very busy around 1 pm so this must be a popular local place.

**OF Charlie** · 09-08-16 20:31

Originally Posted by GMan25 [View Original Post]

Their ages are 63 and 67. That seems about right.

One is the owner and the other is the mamasan.

**GMan25** · 09-08-16 17:32

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

I was in Dallas last Monday through Friday. The raid happened the Friday before my trip. The raid was only at one spa, but most of the spas closed as precaution. I was still able to get in 3 sessions. Thing should be back to normal soon. The demand down there is huge. During one of my sessions, I heard the door bell rang 6 times in that one hour, which is understandble as it was one of few spas that never closed.

As for picking out of lineup, yes I also picked the ones who smiled at me.

http://www.dallasobserver.com/news/f...l-raid-8654786

Their ages are 63 and 67. That seems about right.

**OF Charlie** · 09-08-16 09:30

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

I've done the AMP scene in Dallas a few times. This really didn't bother me at all. Especially your #3. IIRC, the only girls that come out are the ones that are available.

I remember the first time I went. I picked the girl simply because she made eye contact and smiled at me.

I also heard the Dallas LEO shut down that "strip" of AMP's. This was about 4-5 AMP's all in the same strip mall.

I was in Dallas last Monday through Friday. The raid happened the Friday before my trip. The raid was only at one spa, but most of the spas closed as precaution. I was still able to get in 3 sessions. Thing should be back to normal soon. The demand down there is huge. During one of my sessions, I heard the door bell rang 6 times in that one hour, which is understandble as it was one of few spas that never closed.

As for picking out of lineup, yes I also picked the ones who smiled at me.

http://www.dallasobserver.com/news/f...l-raid-8654786

**Jadedone** · 09-07-16 23:49

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

I just came back from Dallas last week. Over there you can get lineups at a lot of spas. I have done it 3 times, but I don't really recommend it.

1) the whole process is demeaning to the girls. It feels like you are picking a piece of meat. Think back to your physical ed class in junior or high school where teams were created by picking. Were you the always the first one to get picked? If so, good for you. But if you were always the last one to get picked, how did you feel about it? I know guys will argue that it's their money and they can decide who they want to pick. But again, those girls are human beings and have feelings too.

2) what if you see 2 or 3 girls who are equally hot and you can't decide? You pick one today and then go back later to try others. Some girls might remember your face and know you did not pick them the first time and hold that against you.

3) girls might be eating or napping when a lineup is requested. If they don't get picked, then you just interrupted them for nothing which could have a negative outcome for the next guy. Again, I get that it's your money and who gives a shit to the next guy, but just something to think about.

If you really want a true lineup experience, save some money and go to Bangkok. They have fishbowl (girls can't see you) with 50+ girls in some places and you can take your time in picking your girl.

I've done the AMP scene in Dallas a few times. This really didn't bother me at all. Especially your #3. IIRC, the only girls that come out are the ones that are available.

I remember the first time I went. I picked the girl simply because she made eye contact and smiled at me.

I also heard the Dallas LEO shut down that "strip" of AMP's. This was about 4-5 AMP's all in the same strip mall.

**Kellster** · 09-07-16 14:43

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

I just came back from Dallas last week. Over there you can get lineups at a lot of spas. I have done it 3 times, but I don't really recommend it.

1) the whole process is demeaning to the girls. It feels like you are picking a piece of meat. Think back to your physical ed class in junior or high school where teams were created by picking. Were you the always the first one to get picked? If so, good for you. But if you were always the last one to get picked, how did you feel about it? I know guys will argue that it's their money and they can decide who they want to pick. But again, those girls are human beings and have feelings too.

2) what if you see 2 or 3 girls who are equally hot and you can't decide? You pick one today and then go back later to try others. Some girls might remember your face and know you did not pick them the first time and hold that against you.

3) girls might be eating or napping when a lineup is requested. If they don't get picked, then you just interrupted them for nothing which could have a negative outcome for the next guy. Again, I get that it's your money and who gives a shit to the next guy, but just something to think about.

If you really want a true lineup experience, save some money and go to Bangkok. They have fishbowl (girls can't see you) with 50+ girls in some places and you can take your time in picking your girl.

I agree it's a little uncomfortable having all of them looking at you, but remember it's their job and just a massage not a date with a girlfriend. I used to care about that stuff, but on dating sites I've been turned down so much, that stuff like that doesn't affect me anymore. They're extremely picky and shallow. I'm in decent shape exercise, and consider myself decent looking but not with movie star looks. If they can be that way, guess what so can I. And another factor, they might not want to be picked- (for ex. If they're is a big age difference, the guy is overweight, etc.) Not judging anyone on here, but that's life. Women do a lot of acting to get what they want- bigger tips and regulars. Not saying that it's always an act, I'm sure there are exceptions, but most times it is. Variety is the spice of life, try all the gals you want. If one of them objects, next her. I usually say something like well I need a backup in case you win the lottery next week haha! My advice is relax, have fun, and enjoy yourself. Life is too short.

Bangkok sounds like a blast. Too bad it's on the other side of the world.

**Kellster** · 09-07-16 14:26

Originally Posted by DaveDewers [View Original Post]

Thanks to everyone for all the input on lineups. Given my lack of forum input, I wasn't expecting much of a response. My budget is pretty tight, so I've stuck to a couple of the sure thing places and girls. Consequently, nothing new to add. Just thought the lineup thing would be interesting. ERS looks really inviting, but that's a long way to go for a haircut.

Yeah CLV and ERS are the only places I know around here. And that's still a healthy ride out to Belvidere. I went a few years ago- it was good. ERS had the better selection for my type thin gals back then- not sure if that's still true. There used to be American spas in the 90's that weren't clip joints. Sadly, those places are long gone.

**Trailer12** · 09-07-16 13:36

Originally Posted by Barbarossa [View Original Post]

I went there a couple of weeks ago and had a great time with Cherry. It was my first time there, but I would return.

Went yesterday. Cover during table shower. Cover after flip on table shower. Cover during whole massage. Nada zip.

Never had that there before.

**Chitownbjg** · 09-07-16 01:55

There's one right above the whole foods at columbus and illinois. $10 a month, $20 sign up fee, $45 annual fee in October.

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Planet Fitness have those 10 dollar a month memberships to join their place. A friend joined just to have a place to shower after work. I'm not sure if there is a Planet Fitness in the Loop area.

**DMichaels69** · 09-06-16 16:28

LOL. I was going to say I would think there are not any cheap AMP options in the loop.

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

You could try getting a 1-day pass to a fitness center. They are usually free (or $10). You can shower there.

**Jadedone** · 09-06-16 15:52

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

Are there any cheap massage options located in the loop? I just need to use the shower. I'm seeing someone after work and don't want to go smelling all funky.

You could try getting a 1-day pass to a fitness center. They are usually free (or $10). You can shower there.