Massage Parlor Reports

**NoseJelly** · 09-05-16 23:21

Massage provider debating / disagreeing with Mongers on a Monger Forum probably not a good way to bring in new business.

**KarmenS** · 09-05-16 18:00

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Now that all the popcorn requests are in.

Let's get the show rolling.
I'm glad to see she has responded,
There is no way Karmen could know if Cap was late or left early unless he told her this is CapAugieNemo when he set the appointment. So did Cap use his real name or screen name to make the appointment?

I don't remember what name he used. Its not hard to put two and two together though. He texted and asked for a free session as well. However, I heard another one of the girls tell him I was in an appt. Which is why we have a sign in sheet so other customers can see how long the wait is. There isn't really much to debate. When he called he said "I was wondering if you would be available in the next half hour or so. I have something to do first and then ill be that way. " So no, if a walk in comes I'm not going to turn them away for someone who doesn't even know what time they are going to make it. Some people don't come at all. I could see if I just WASNT there at all but I was. Thats pretty much it for the "show" you guys. I'm sure theres plenty of other lovely ladies that will be more than happy to see you "next time".

**Benz1** · 09-05-16 16:15

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

I'm Popping 2 Flavors of Popcorn, both with extra butter. One batch with salt and a 3 cheese Italian blend. One batch with Lawry's Seasoning Salt.

Now that all the popcorn requests are in.

Let's get the show rolling.
I'm glad to see she has responded,
There is no way Karmen could know if Cap was late or left early unless he told her this is CapAugieNemo when he set the appointment. So did Cap use his real name or screen name to make the appointment?

**NoseJelly** · 09-05-16 15:57

I'm Popping 2 Flavors of Popcorn, both with extra butter. One batch with salt and a 3 cheese Italian blend. One batch with Lawry's Seasoning Salt.

**Benz1** · 09-05-16 14:31

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

I'm with Nosejelly on this one. She responded just short of saying Cap has stinky balls. Shouldn't be long before it turns into a 5 page thread of accusations, counter accusations, white knights, black knights and moderator intervention.

The last W. Knight turned in his armor way too late with egg whites on his face. Popped his head out once or twice since but had his tail tucked tightly under his balls.
Seems like the Massage Parlors have more W. Knights than the escorts do. The MP's must be more convincing that every monger is the one and only.

Hey NJ, I like extra season salt on my popcorn.

**Melike1** · 09-05-16 11:54

Went to 3 different MP around 4:30-5:00 pm yesterday and all three closed up. Island of relaxation, Relaxtation and Royal. Sad Sad Sad. Might have been a Union meeting or something, being Labor Day weekend and all. .

**NoseJelly** · 09-05-16 10:02

Popping the Popcorn now. Extra Butter. Yum.

**Blackfire** · 09-05-16 09:58

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I'm waiting for her response. Hopefully she does the right thing and gives Cap a freebie.

But. Will she respond?

I'm with Nosejelly on this one. She responded just short of saying Cap has stinky balls. Shouldn't be long before it turns into a 5 page thread of accusations, counter accusations, white knights, black knights and moderator intervention.

**Macatawa** · 09-05-16 01:18

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I'm waiting for her response. Hopefully she does the right thing and gives Cap a freebie.

But. Will she respond?

She did right below yours.

**NoseJelly** · 09-05-16 00:04

Been awhile since I've seen White Knighting on the open forum. Brings back memories of the the old boards. Kinda gets you right where it counts. Sniff sniff. Chokes me up to talk about it! Sniff sniff.

**Benz1** · 09-04-16 15:00

Originally Posted by CapAugieNemo [View Original Post]

Hope that you don't double book many folks like you did me yesterday, waited 15 minutes before being told you were with someone else for the next 45 minutes. According to your ad, we pay double if we no call / no show you, does that mean my next appointment is free?

I'm waiting for her response. Hopefully she does the right thing and gives Cap a freebie.

But. Will she respond?

**KarmenS** · 09-04-16 12:28

Originally Posted by CapAugieNemo [View Original Post]

Hope that you don't double book many folks like you did me yesterday, waited 15 minutes before being told you were with someone else for the next 45 minutes. According to your ad, we pay double if we no call / no show you, does that mean my next appointment is free?

If you are going to leave a comment regarding me at least be factual. You called and made a "unsure" appt. "within the next half hour or so" and while I waited for you a walk in arrived. For a HALF HOUR session. YOU didn't arrive until half way through my session. You could have waited the ten minutes but you chose not to. So no I will not be giving any free sessions.

**Cap Augie Nemo** · 09-03-16 20:31

Originally Posted by KarmenS [View Original Post]

Thank you for giving me such a great review. Hope to see you soon. You were fun ☺.

Hope that you don't double book many folks like you did me yesterday, waited 15 minutes before being told you were with someone else for the next 45 minutes. According to your ad, we pay double if we no call / no show you, does that mean my next appointment is free?

**Macatawa** · 09-03-16 00:24

Originally Posted by KarmenS [View Original Post]

Thank you for giving me such a great review. Hope to see you soon. You were fun ☺.

You are welcome. You are deserving of it too. I did neglect to mention that you were beautiful and had a radiant smile.

**KarmenS** · 09-02-16 15:12

Originally Posted by Macatawa [View Original Post]

So I left Asian Massage Parlor (which is a misleading name) very depressed. I had hoped for a good legitimate sensual massage. I enjoy the teasing that leads no where sometimes simply because it is energizing. Some of you may understand.

I drove up Division knowing that some place was there.

Last year I had gone to Relaxation Station and like many here was gypped in time. Just like mentioned by others, my girl had a regular call in and wanted an immediate appointment. Of course this was after I had paid her a tip. My hour was cut down to 40 minutes.

I say avoid that place like the plague.

Instead, I passed a sign that said Island of Relaxation and "Grand Opening." Having seen a couple of reviews here, I decided to try it although I didn't expect much.

Okay, I have enough for a half hour.

I walked into a beautifully decorated office. A sweet African American girl greeted me with a smile. I asked for a half hour and she led me to a room. The room was decorated very nicely and in fact, better than many I had been in.

A few minutes later she returned. Her name is Carmen and I recommend her highly. I received my whole half hour and was pleased. She gave me a sensual massage that left me smiling and happy when I left. She was a caring and kind person who truly cared that I would like my session with her.

I would definitely repeat with her and at the Island of relaxation. While I know all girls are not like her, I suspect that this place has more like her.

It is under the same management as Relaxation Station, which worries me, but if the girls here honor their commitment to the time allotted and give massages like Carmen did, then it will fare much better.

GR has alot of good massage places and some bad ones. I would say that based on my first experience here, this one is a good one.

Thank you for giving me such a great review. Hope to see you soon. You were fun ☺.