Massage Parlor Reports

[LuvRubs]

Island of Relaxation owned by Cheri.
NJ.

Chari went back to the Philipines, Jennifer took over the business, according to Jessica.

[JS002]

So you are saying that you went to 5 diff MPs and either walked in, walked out, did drive bys, but didn't partake in anything?

Exactly! Went around to 5 parlors and walked and immediately walked out of old hag places, not my type places. Just one had too many vehicles to stop to look. Hard earned money so I look for thinner, younger ones, not 50 why / o heavies.

Just saying.

[NoseJelly]

Island of Relaxation owned by Cheri.

(Y) Body Relax and Dream Spa Relaxation owned by Cathy.

Royal Touch, Touch of Paradise and Relaxation Station owned by Jennifer (although if asked she may deny it). Barry is her boy toy helper / Front Man.

Kiet owns Pacific 44th and Pacific 28th / Cascade area.

Other places in town, I don't know who owns what. But those places are no fun or hit and miss at best, so this inquiring Monger mind does not need to know.

NJ.

[Cap Augie Nemo]

And both her and her hubby (barry) read this. He often posts under an alias or two.

I thought the island was owned by cheri? And the relaxstation owned by the folks at the why spa?

[RichieGR]

Island of Relaxation, Relaxstation, Touch of Paradise, Royal, all run by the same person.

And both her and her hubby (barry) read this. He often posts under an alias or two.

[Grizzly Adams]

So I left Asian Massage Parlor (which is a misleading name) very depressed. I had hoped for a good legitimate sensual massage. I enjoy the teasing that leads no where sometimes simply because it is energizing. Some of you may understand.

I drove up Division knowing that some place was there.

Last year I had gone to Relaxation Station and like many here was gypped in time. Just like mentioned by others, my girl had a regular call in and wanted an immediate appointment. Of course this was after I had paid her a tip. My hour was cut down to 40 minutes.

I say avoid that place like the plague.

Instead, I passed a sign that said Island of Relaxation and "Grand Opening." Having seen a couple of reviews here, I decided to try it although I didn't expect much.

Okay, I have enough for a half hour.

I walked into a beautifully decorated office. A sweet African American girl greeted me with a smile. I asked for a half hour and she led me to a room. The room was decorated very nicely and in fact, better than many I had been in.

A few minutes later she returned. Her name is Carmen and I recommend her highly. I received my whole half hour and was pleased. She gave me a sensual massage that left me smiling and happy when I left. She was a caring and kind person who truly cared that I would like my session with her.

I would definitely repeat with her and at the Island of relaxation. While I know all girls are not like her, I suspect that this place has more like her.

It is under the same management as Relaxation Station, which worries me, but if the girls here honor their commitment to the time allotted and give massages like Carmen did, then it will fare much better.

GR has alot of good massage places and some bad ones. I would say that based on my first experience here, this one is a good one.

Island of Relaxation, Relaxstation, Touch of Paradise, Royal, all run by the same person.

[Grizzly Adams]

As most of you know, this place is legit, and I did from the reports. I did think it was more like Massage Works in Kazoo with some teasing and encouraging. I hoped it had at least a decent massage.

But alas, I was wrong on all counts.

I should have known when I saw her counting literally the amount for a massage when I came in after passing a guy who did not look happy on his way out.

The place is new and clean and sparse with decorations. The lighting is bright. The doors are curtains that let alot of light in. There is not even normal privacy of a good massage therapy office.

The girl was not personable at all. She started out with a decent massage on the back and glutes for about fifteen minutes. Then she massaged my one leg for fifteen more. She literally sat in a chair while doing it. I looked at the clock and asked if it was time to flip over. She said okay.

So I did. And the massage was no better.

She began by massaging my other leg which was now on the side by her chair. Again, she sat down. She had to tell me that they "didn't do that here" when I asked her to massage my stomach chest are. Duh. I knew that. I just wanted a massage on something other than my legs!

So, I mentioned again to do my chest. She finally did get up to do that, and asked if I wanted oil on my d"ck. After the deflating and non-sensual and definitely non-relaxing massage, I said no, I am good. She did some around the chest and stomach and then proceeded to do more legs.

I simply endured it to the end, paid my bill and left. Someone must get decent therpeutical massages there, but I did not. Massage Works in Kazoo is ten times better and it is legit too.

It was a very depressing start to a visit to GR.

It ended much better as I will report next.

I tried that place a few times about 3 yrs ago when they first opened up. Stayed draped for both sides the whole time, did'nt even come close to the boys. When asked for extras, answer was no, then wanted a bigger tip. Have'nt been back since. Tried Dream Spa lately, instant upsell on flip.

[Macatawa]

So I left Asian Massage Parlor (which is a misleading name) very depressed. I had hoped for a good legitimate sensual massage. I enjoy the teasing that leads no where sometimes simply because it is energizing. Some of you may understand.

I drove up Division knowing that some place was there.

Last year I had gone to Relaxation Station and like many here was gypped in time. Just like mentioned by others, my girl had a regular call in and wanted an immediate appointment. Of course this was after I had paid her a tip. My hour was cut down to 40 minutes.

I say avoid that place like the plague.

Instead, I passed a sign that said Island of Relaxation and "Grand Opening." Having seen a couple of reviews here, I decided to try it although I didn't expect much.

Okay, I have enough for a half hour.

I walked into a beautifully decorated office. A sweet African American girl greeted me with a smile. I asked for a half hour and she led me to a room. The room was decorated very nicely and in fact, better than many I had been in.

A few minutes later she returned. Her name is Carmen and I recommend her highly. I received my whole half hour and was pleased. She gave me a sensual massage that left me smiling and happy when I left. She was a caring and kind person who truly cared that I would like my session with her.

I would definitely repeat with her and at the Island of relaxation. While I know all girls are not like her, I suspect that this place has more like her.

It is under the same management as Relaxation Station, which worries me, but if the girls here honor their commitment to the time allotted and give massages like Carmen did, then it will fare much better.

GR has alot of good massage places and some bad ones. I would say that based on my first experience here, this one is a good one.

[Macatawa]

As most of you know, this place is legit, and I did from the reports. I did think it was more like Massage Works in Kazoo with some teasing and encouraging. I hoped it had at least a decent massage.

But alas, I was wrong on all counts.

I should have known when I saw her counting literally the amount for a massage when I came in after passing a guy who did not look happy on his way out.

The place is new and clean and sparse with decorations. The lighting is bright. The doors are curtains that let alot of light in. There is not even normal privacy of a good massage therapy office.

The girl was not personable at all. She started out with a decent massage on the back and glutes for about fifteen minutes. Then she massaged my one leg for fifteen more. She literally sat in a chair while doing it. I looked at the clock and asked if it was time to flip over. She said okay.

So I did. And the massage was no better.

She began by massaging my other leg which was now on the side by her chair. Again, she sat down. She had to tell me that they "didn't do that here" when I asked her to massage my stomach chest are. Duh. I knew that. I just wanted a massage on something other than my legs!

So, I mentioned again to do my chest. She finally did get up to do that, and asked if I wanted oil on my d"ck. After the deflating and non-sensual and definitely non-relaxing massage, I said no, I am good. She did some around the chest and stomach and then proceeded to do more legs.

I simply endured it to the end, paid my bill and left. Someone must get decent therpeutical massages there, but I did not. Massage Works in Kazoo is ten times better and it is legit too.

It was a very depressing start to a visit to GR.

It ended much better as I will report next.

[Mr Cruzer]

Well,

Did my usual weekly visit. I like to switch it up each time as I haven't found a goto yet. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

But I got joy. Luck of the draw. I've had her many times before but this was my last. Within 10 min of my hhr she was out the door greeting one of her regulars I'm guessing.

She comes back in says flip. And with in 5 min she says finish finish I got to go. Another customer is waiting. Mind you there are 3 other girls not in apts. She told him she'd be out in a min. I still had at least 15 min. Well the guy decided to go with another girl.

The rest of the time was spent getting dressed and hearing joy try and make me feel bad for losing her $ tip from the other guy. So what I'm just chop liver because someone else has a $ ?. Left with time on the clock. She even asked where her tip was. Complete joke. And waste of time and money. $40 plus a 10 pitty tip.

I'm usually understanding but to me this was the worst experience from a mp that I've ever had.

I also had a very similar experience. Was originally booked with Alisa. Waited and waited in parking lot; she kept texting saying she would be right there. Finally Joy shows up, says Alisa, who is 6 or 7 months PG, is shampooing her hair, and she Joy would do the MS. Paid 60 for the hour. Shortly into it the upsell: 100 to go nude. I said no, too much. A minute later, off come her clothes anyways, up on the table, and eventually does the hand shake. In and out the door at least twice talking to customers. I was dressed and ready to leave after less than 30 minutes, when she requested her tip. Told her I paid for an hour. She was in a big rush to see another customer (regular I presume) so I knew I could negotiate. We settled on a 10 token tip, which we were both relatively happy with. First and last time at this joint.

[Pete3854]

Yes and we never should give her a reason to retire last week she wasn't very busy and was a little upset she said she was staying another week but haven't seen her post so my guess is she left so next time she comes back we all need to show our appreciation and see her more when she's here.

Yeah? I tried twice to book with her and both times she was not available. I guess it's back to my UTR ladies.

[TeddBear]

Well, anything can happen but I think her retirement is permanent. She had a pretty long career but it caught up with her and at the end she was more than ready to leave. She did the right thing by leaving and had a stellar reputation up to the end so if she does return at some point it will be with her reputation in tact. I don't think she will though. Luckily there we still have Kandi, another hall of famer that I'd nominate if there were such a thing and vote for.

Yes and we never should give her a reason to retire last week she wasn't very busy and was a little upset she said she was staying another week but haven't seen her post so my guess is she left so next time she comes back we all need to show our appreciation and see her more when she's here.

[ChipCharger]

Is she totally gone?

Well, anything can happen but I think her retirement is permanent. She had a pretty long career but it caught up with her and at the end she was more than ready to leave. She did the right thing by leaving and had a stellar reputation up to the end so if she does return at some point it will be with her reputation in tact. I don't think she will though. Luckily there we still have Kandi, another hall of famer that I'd nominate if there were such a thing and vote for.

[Smoke25]

Is she totally gone?

Maybe just for nine months. Not sure if she will return.

[Tank Johnson]

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...londe/19677173

Called here up to set up an appointment. Asked if she was available at 3 or 4. She said 4. I asked the location she just said Plainfield. I asked for the address or name of the location. She was pretty rude and asked "Are we on for 4? I said Yes, but I need to know where I'm going. " Before I had even finished the sentence she had hung up the phone. I drive out to Plainfield (not a short trip for me) and park in the Meijer lot around 3:45. I call and leave her a voicemail letting her know I'm on Plainfield but need to know where exactly to go. I wait until 4. No response. I call again. No answer. I wait 10 minutes and call again. No answer. I wait another 10 minutes and call again. No answer. I wait yet another 10 minutes call one AGAIN. No answer. Fuck this I'm going home. About 10 minutes in to my drive I get a call. Since my phone is in my pocket and I'm navigating construction and traffic I don't answer. I pull in to the next parking lot I can find and call her back. No answer and no voicemail. What the fucking fuck? Never trying with her again. Odds are if you are going to waste my time getting to the appointment you are going to waste my time and money during one.