Massage Parlor Reports

[RespectAsian]

Follow this and you're good.

Another important consideration when making a general scale is the age and attractiveness of the girl. A 25 yr old hottie is definitely worth $20 or more than an average 40 year old while granny is definately worth less.

[MehMedic]

I kinda agree. Ok. So they don't have someone every hour. If they work only 40 hours a week. All 52 weeks a year. Just on hand shake alone they make $62,000 a year. Tax free. They are not hurting. I am out in the Mchenry / Elgin area. The AMP out here are not top notch. Your look at best 6 on a scale. And most won't let you roam. And shirt stays on. Don't forget. They get a portion of the door fee also. 20 on the 60.

[RespectAsian]

You seem to have a lot of strikeouts. Checked your other post seems you leave a lot without tipping. Your choice and who knows if your personal checks are any good.

Tipping zero should be extremely rare in my not so humble opinion. Reserved for when girls act like a *****, not for when they won't exceed their comfort zones. That is why this is an adventure. Every girl doesn't just easily agree to do everything every time with us. And especially not for cheap. Flagrant poor tippers is why so many girls break the mood by negotiating first.

[ChineseDragon]

You seem to have a lot of strikeouts. Checked your other post seems you leave a lot without tipping. Your choice and who knows if your personal checks are any good.

I'm not really overweight, and have no hygiene issues. I can write a personal check for the massage parlor, or for the entire strip mall it's located in. No, their job is not an office job, and it certainly is "manual labor". I call it Professional Cock Stroking. We know the reference points for various services, and those who wish to overpay, such as you, are welcome to do so. The massage girls have a term for the overpayers as well: sucker. It's a universal term.

[WhiteRookDown]

Wow you expect a lot for 60 dollars from the girl. I hear a lot of the massage girls complain that the cheap guys who pay 40 are usually old overweight with hygeine issues. They demand to pay 40 and 60 is like a giant pay day. I pay a little more and everyone walks away happy.

I'm not really overweight, and have no hygiene issues. I can write a personal check for the massage parlor, or for the entire strip mall it's located in. No, their job is not an office job, and it certainly is "manual labor". I call it Professional Cock Stroking. We know the reference points for various services, and those who wish to overpay, such as you, are welcome to do so. The massage girls have a term for the overpayers as well: sucker. It's a universal term.

[Jlima]

You're right it is I was just saying that $60 for less than an hours work isn't horrible. Tip what you feel is deserved. Just keep in mind what you may pay for a shake others may pay far less for the EXACT same service I'm not paying 85 k for a Acura that others are paying 40 K for.

As always, how you tip is how you tip. No judgement here buddy!

Your math is off most girls work 6 days a week 12 hours a day. You assume they have a customer every hour which is not the case. There is a lot of down time. Plus this is considered manual labor not an office job.

[ChineseDragon]

Your math is off most girls work 6 days a week 12 hours a day. You assume they have a customer every hour which is not the case. There is a lot of down time. Plus this is considered manual labor not an office job.

Dude $60 for most likely less than an hour for a HE is not cheap! If you averaged that out over a regular 40 hour /5 day work week that's over 100 k a year! Not too bad if you ask me.

Also, if they're bad mouthing other guys for. 40 for a simple handshake they're probably joking about The ones paying out the ass for what others are paying far less for.

All about the green man. Just a thought.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Follow this and you're good.

I don't go beyond the third option but agree with this suggestion given standard house fees of. 6 or. 65. Once in a while I tip an extra five or ten if we have good rapport (yes I know they fake it but that's a skill unto itself) or if she's more playful with roaming. I tip my legit therapist. 25 but she's also getting paid pretry well by the house. That said I always take a 60 minute session regardless of whether it's legit or not.

I've tried a few BP massage (not escort) hoping the $ house fee would lead to similar service by better looking girls, but these seem to be a rip off comprised of mediocore massage and no finish. Striggling with the success formula there.

[Jlima]

Follow this and you're good.

Absolutley.

40 for a clothed handy.

50 for a exposed melon feast handy.

60 for a fully naked handy.

80 for a BJ.

100-120 for a full course meal.

[Jlima]

Dude $60 for most likely less than an hour for a HE is not cheap! If you averaged that out over a regular 40 hour /5 day work week that's over 100 k a year! Not too bad if you ask me.

Also, if they're bad mouthing other guys for. 40 for a simple handshake they're probably joking about The ones paying out the ass for what others are paying far less for.

All about the green man. Just a thought.

Wow you expect a lot for 60 dollars from the girl. I hear a lot of the massage girls complain that the cheap guys who pay 40 are usually old overweight with hygeine issues. They demand to pay 40 and 60 is like a giant pay day. I pay a little more and everyone walks away happy.

[Carpe Dium]

Paying 40 for a clothed handy is not being cheap and I would avoid any place where girls bad mouth other clients.

Absolutley.

40 for a clothed handy.

50 for a exposed melon feast handy.

60 for a fully naked handy.

80 for a BJ.

100-120 for a full course meal.

[DMichaels69]

Paying 40 for a clothed handy is not being cheap and I would avoid any place where girls bad mouth other clients.

Wow you expect a lot for 60 dollars from the girl. I hear a lot of the massage girls complain that the cheap guys who pay 40 are usually old overweight with hygeine issues. They demand to pay 40 and 60 is like a giant pay day. I pay a little more and everyone walks away happy.

[ChineseDragon]

Wow you expect a lot for 60 dollars from the girl. I hear a lot of the massage girls complain that the cheap guys who pay 40 are usually old overweight with hygeine issues. They demand to pay 40 and 60 is like a giant pay day. I pay a little more and everyone walks away happy.

40 for hand, clothes on. 60 for hand with roaming bottoms off, FIV, DATY.

[DMichaels69]

40 for hand, clothes on. 60 for hand with roaming bottoms off, FIV, DATY.

This is the rule I live by as well. Anything by hand is. 4, unless of course she let you DATY or something first!

[Castlerae]

All other Seniors, please tell us if we are off base or too much or little. Feedback helps all of us in the long run.

My standard is if she's giving me a HJ, then I'll usually give her. 4. If things progress to her giving me oral action, then I'm going to up the tip to. 6 beyond that, I try to stay with $ for CFS, but if she's hot, or is extra-'into' the act (yes, I know, it's all an act, but you do have to reward good acting, no?) then I might up that some. Beyond that, well, that's pretty much up to you.