Massage Parlor Reports

**WhiteRookDown** · 08-20-16 00:13

Originally Posted by ChineseDragon [View Original Post]

Wow you expect a lot for 60 dollars from the girl. I hear a lot of the massage girls complain that the cheap guys who pay 40 are usually old overweight with hygeine issues. They demand to pay 40 and 60 is like a giant pay day. I pay a little more and everyone walks away happy.

I'm not really overweight, and have no hygiene issues. I can write a personal check for the massage parlor, or for the entire strip mall it's located in. No, their job is not an office job, and it certainly is "manual labor". I call it Professional Cock Stroking. We know the reference points for various services, and those who wish to overpay, such as you, are welcome to do so. The massage girls have a term for the overpayers as well: sucker. It's a universal term.

**Jlima** · 08-19-16 20:21

You're right it is I was just saying that $60 for less than an hours work isn't horrible. Tip what you feel is deserved. Just keep in mind what you may pay for a shake others may pay far less for the EXACT same service I'm not paying 85 k for a Acura that others are paying 40 K for.

As always, how you tip is how you tip. No judgement here buddy!

Originally Posted by ChineseDragon [View Original Post]

Your math is off most girls work 6 days a week 12 hours a day. You assume they have a customer every hour which is not the case. There is a lot of down time. Plus this is considered manual labor not an office job.

**ChineseDragon** · 08-19-16 16:48

Your math is off most girls work 6 days a week 12 hours a day. You assume they have a customer every hour which is not the case. There is a lot of down time. Plus this is considered manual labor not an office job.

Originally Posted by Jlima [View Original Post]

Dude $60 for most likely less than an hour for a HE is not cheap! If you averaged that out over a regular 40 hour /5 day work week that's over 100 k a year! Not too bad if you ask me.

Also, if they're bad mouthing other guys for. 40 for a simple handshake they're probably joking about The ones paying out the ass for what others are paying far less for.

All about the green man. Just a thought.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 08-19-16 16:45

Originally Posted by Jlima [View Original Post]

Follow this and you're good.

I don't go beyond the third option but agree with this suggestion given standard house fees of. 6 or. 65. Once in a while I tip an extra five or ten if we have good rapport (yes I know they fake it but that's a skill unto itself) or if she's more playful with roaming. I tip my legit therapist. 25 but she's also getting paid pretry well by the house. That said I always take a 60 minute session regardless of whether it's legit or not.

I've tried a few BP massage (not escort) hoping the $ house fee would lead to similar service by better looking girls, but these seem to be a rip off comprised of mediocore massage and no finish. Striggling with the success formula there.

**Jlima** · 08-19-16 16:21

Follow this and you're good.

Originally Posted by CarpeDium [View Original Post]

Absolutley.

40 for a clothed handy.

50 for a exposed melon feast handy.

60 for a fully naked handy.

80 for a BJ.

100-120 for a full course meal.

**Jlima** · 08-19-16 16:17

Dude $60 for most likely less than an hour for a HE is not cheap! If you averaged that out over a regular 40 hour /5 day work week that's over 100 k a year! Not too bad if you ask me.

Also, if they're bad mouthing other guys for. 40 for a simple handshake they're probably joking about The ones paying out the ass for what others are paying far less for.

All about the green man. Just a thought.

Originally Posted by ChineseDragon [View Original Post]

Wow you expect a lot for 60 dollars from the girl. I hear a lot of the massage girls complain that the cheap guys who pay 40 are usually old overweight with hygeine issues. They demand to pay 40 and 60 is like a giant pay day. I pay a little more and everyone walks away happy.

**Carpe Dium** · 08-19-16 16:16

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Paying 40 for a clothed handy is not being cheap and I would avoid any place where girls bad mouth other clients.

Absolutley.

40 for a clothed handy.

50 for a exposed melon feast handy.

60 for a fully naked handy.

80 for a BJ.

100-120 for a full course meal.

**DMichaels69** · 08-19-16 10:16

Paying 40 for a clothed handy is not being cheap and I would avoid any place where girls bad mouth other clients.

Originally Posted by ChineseDragon [View Original Post]

Wow you expect a lot for 60 dollars from the girl. I hear a lot of the massage girls complain that the cheap guys who pay 40 are usually old overweight with hygeine issues. They demand to pay 40 and 60 is like a giant pay day. I pay a little more and everyone walks away happy.

**ChineseDragon** · 08-19-16 09:51

Wow you expect a lot for 60 dollars from the girl. I hear a lot of the massage girls complain that the cheap guys who pay 40 are usually old overweight with hygeine issues. They demand to pay 40 and 60 is like a giant pay day. I pay a little more and everyone walks away happy.

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

40 for hand, clothes on. 60 for hand with roaming bottoms off, FIV, DATY.

**DMichaels69** · 08-18-16 23:20

40 for hand, clothes on. 60 for hand with roaming bottoms off, FIV, DATY.

Originally Posted by Industrial [View Original Post]

This is the rule I live by as well. Anything by hand is. 4, unless of course she let you DATY or something first!

**Castlerae** · 08-18-16 20:23

Originally Posted by BrutusB74 [View Original Post]

All other Seniors, please tell us if we are off base or too much or little. Feedback helps all of us in the long run.

My standard is if she's giving me a HJ, then I'll usually give her. 4. If things progress to her giving me oral action, then I'm going to up the tip to. 6 beyond that, I try to stay with $ for CFS, but if she's hot, or is extra-'into' the act (yes, I know, it's all an act, but you do have to reward good acting, no?) then I might up that some. Beyond that, well, that's pretty much up to you.

**Industrial** · 08-18-16 18:54

Originally Posted by BlueUc [View Original Post]

The way I see it if it was. 4 for the HE and she allows roaming OTC or UTC, that's still part of the. 4. To me. 6 is going to the next level where she is talking into the microphone. I can see how they can get the idea then that. 6 is the pricing for a HE then. My two cents.

This is the rule I live by as well. Anything by hand is. 4, unless of course she let you DATY or something first!

**Wood Street** · 08-18-16 18:34

Originally Posted by BrutusB74 [View Original Post]

All other Seniors, please tell us if we are off base or too much or little. Feedback helps all of us in the long run.

I personally think 6 is too much. I usually start with some hand roaming when its just HE because that gets them comfortable with you. If she allows it but limited then 4 is what they get. If there is sucking / kissing then maybe I go 5. I would want to see her again if I pay the 5. If I'm not interested in returning I try to get away with the 4 if she does not ask for a bit more.

**Call Me Slappy** · 08-18-16 17:27

Originally Posted by BlueUc [View Original Post]

The way I see it if it was. 4 for the HE and she allows roaming OTC or UTC, that's still part of the. 4. To me. 6 is going to the next level where she is talking into the microphone. I can see how they can get the idea then that. 6 is the pricing for a HE then. My two cents.

I guess it comes down to what you're comfortable with.

I've gotten a few PMs telling me 5 or 6 is average / standard.

**BlueUc** · 08-18-16 16:35

Originally Posted by BrutusB74 [View Original Post]

All other Seniors, please tell us if we are off base or too much or little. Feedback helps all of us in the long run.

The way I see it if it was. 4 for the HE and she allows roaming OTC or UTC, that's still part of the. 4. To me. 6 is going to the next level where she is talking into the microphone. I can see how they can get the idea then that. 6 is the pricing for a HE then. My two cents.