Massage Parlor Reports

[HawksFan80]

Rookie here so bare with me please! After reading the forum I feel like a got most of my answers so thanks! However my biggest fear is the "LEO" as everyone calls them, the last thing I am looking for is a problem. Is there anything I need to be concerned with? Has there been any issues here before? Reading the reviews I am thinking of going with Nina for my first visit, is she a good choice? Do they kinda take charge once you get in or do I ask?? Thanks.

[Turkey John]

Here is my post form last year. You new guys need to do more work on your own.

I have been away from the hobby and this board for a long time. So, I thought I'the earn my way back in by providing some basic information to the new guys who want to do the Belvidere massage places or the Rockford lingerie shops. Some of my information may be dated, since I don't know if standard tip amounts have changed or if new places have opened. However, if you read this material, you'll be better equipped to manage situations that you find yourself in.

In Rockford, there are two lingerie shops (1. Exclusive Lingerie Boutique, and 2. Chantilly Lace). In Belvidere there are two massage places (1. Executive Relaxation Station, and 2. Cest La Vi). Google the names of the places and you will find the addresses.

In Belvidere, the standard appointment duration is 50 minutes. The basic program is: you walk in, look at a selection of women, pick your preference, go to a private room, clean up in the shower and get a lame massage with 'happy ending'. In the middle of your session, she'll offer you the opportunity to massage her, then after a while, you'll switch back to her massaging you for the ending. The happy ending will be by hand, or her breasts. Performing oral, receiving oral, intercourse, digital penetration are all against the rules and 99.999% of the women follow the rules. Don't expect more and you won't be disappointed. Door fee is around $100, standard tip for acceptable service is $20.

In Rockford, you can get an appointment for 15 minutes, 30 minutes, or 60 minutes (or something similar). The basic program is: you walk in, look at a selection of women, pick your preference, go to a private room, and "play" with the model you have chosen. Play can mean watch her try on and model lingerie, touching, oral, or full service. I like to think of it as a really long lap dance with a happy ending. Door fee depends on the amount of time you select. I don't remember exact numbers, but it's something like this: $40 for 15 minutes; $60 for 30 minutes; $75 for 60 minutes (probably actually 50 minutes). I always go for 60 minutes. $15 for an extra 30 minutes is the best value you will ever find in this hobby!!

At all places, you will be expected to pay the door fee as soon as you pick your lady. Some aggressive employees (owners?) will try to get you to pay the fee before you have seen the lineup (in cases where you don't have an appointment). Ha! Be smart, only pay after you know for sure that you're staying.

You tip in advance at these places (before your session). You can tip more afterwards, if you like, but the amount of the advance tip either 1) sets the tone for the session (Belvidere), or 2) is code for the service you want (Rockford). In Belvidere, $20 is standard. If you tip $20 at the beginning don't expect her to be as enthusiastic as if you start with $30. I sometimes put out $30 and let her know I have more money to tip based on how much fun we have. The more you duke her in the beginning, the better the tone of your session.

In Rockford, a $60 tip means you want oral, a $100 tip means full service. Simple.

As stated above, you're expected to pay the door fee before you head to your private room. Sometimes, you don't have the exact bills needed and she'll need to bring you some change. Sometimes the change is conveniently "forgotten" and disappears into someone's G-string. So, if I have $20 change coming from the door fee and I am in Rockford looking for oral, I will leave $40 in the tip location and when she returns just motion to where I put the $40 and ask her to add the change to that. In Belvidere, after you're done with your shower and sitting on the table waiting for her, the tip should be clearly visible lying on a chair or on a towel rack so she can easily see it and grab it with no fanfare. In Rockford, I usually put the tip on the sink, arm of the couch, or the towel rack.

DO NOT bring bill denominations with you that will create difficult change making situations for the girls. 1) we're not dealing with magna cum laude here, 2) I once paid with a $100 bill for a $75 session and I waited 20 minutes for her to return to the room. I think I was the first customer of the day and they did not have cash on hand to make change. Bring $20's, and $5's.

DO NOT bring excess money with you. Bring the door fee and what you expect to tip. Leave everything else in the trunk of your car. In Belvidere, I usually bring door + $60. If I feel like being generous with my tip, I have extra money on hand. If I don't feel like being generous and my additional money is stolen, it's only $40, not the end of the world. In Rockford, I bring door + $100.

In Belvidere, there are massage tables which is where you will wait for your lady after you have showered. Make sure you wash your ass and balls. I am ashamed that this needs to be said, but apparently (according to the ladies) not all guys know that they leak and create weird smells during the day. In Rockford, you'll be waiting in your room as she takes your money to the cashier. Use this alone time to wash up. There will be soap by the sink, a supply of wash cloths and hand towels. She'll be happier to be with you if you smell good and are clean (see above). The Rockford rooms have a couch. She will cover the cushions with a bed sheet and that's where you'll be waiting for her when she returns.

In Belvidere, when the session starts, she will come to you (as you're sitting on the table, naked as a jaybird) and hug you. If you start to unhook her bra, she'll oblige and remove it for you. If you don't make that move, she'll not take it off. In Rockford, when she returns, she'll cover the door and start whatever her program is. You'll be sitting on the couch, naked, before she starts.

Useful Points:

1) For any of the locations, read the forum in advance and figure out which girl you want to meet with. Call the place and make an appointment with her. The problem with first meetings is that she doesn't know if you are LE or not and it's uneasy for her. Making an appointment helps put her at ease and you'll have a better session. She may claim to remember seeing you before. If she does not go with 'remembering you from before', if she asks, tell her your friend Scott referred you.

After your first visit, to show that you have been there before, it is useful to mention that you'the like to use the bathroom and start walking in that direction. So, as you're walking to your private room, let her know you have to make a quick pit stop and head to the bathroom. This will help you when you have an appointment with a new girl or when you just go in cold and pick from the line up. How will you know where the bathroom is? You will know because the first time you were there you needed to use it and you asked for directions to it.

2) NEVER and I mean NEVER pick the hottest girl in the lineup. In situations where you do not have the advance appointment, NEVER pick the hottest girl in the lineup. The hottest girl in the lineup expects to have money thrown at her just for being hot. All she has to do is look at you and smile and the world is hers. My memories of best sessions are with the girl next door types who were happy to have been picked. The worst session was with the hottie who expected me to be ready in 30 seconds and wanted to get the job done while sitting 10' away.

[ChicagoCat99]

I may have to try again. My visit with her was super lackluster.

Did you get Russian, though?

[HomeSlice]

Sophia is the best. Best hand skills I have ever had, and I have had a lot in many states and a few countries.

I may have to try again. My visit with her was super lackluster.

[ChicagoCat99]

In all my trips to ERS, of the current ladies, I have seen Sophia, Dawn, Nina, Liz, Laura, Kayla, and Tina. Many, multiple times. Sophia is the best. Best hand skills I have ever had, and I have had a lot in many states and a few countries. Just my opinion.

PN9.

I will try Sophia next Thur, possibly.

Is Kayla tallish white girl with black hair?

[ChicagoCat99]

Had a session with Sophia the other day. Great massage one of the best I have had there standard but very good Russian finish. Will repeat.

Are you sure it was Russian?

[Kellster]

This is just a reminder how fake these girls really are. A lot of mongers tend to overlook that.

I noticed the same thing at the local strip bar. I used to be a regular for this petite, Russian dancer. I love petite women. She looked more Asian than Eastern European so probably was in the Eastern part of the country. Anyway, she used to come up to me be all nice & flirty and give the greatest dances. I know that it's a hustle so I could care less about the phoniness- as long as they give me decent dances and are hot- that's all I really care about. Some guys fall for that crap- I'm not one of them. I'll make small talk but it's just conversation. Anyway, I hadn't seen her for awhile and one night I saw her. She comes up to me and of course I decide to get some dances from her. This time, however, her dances sucked. I mean total air dances very little grinding whatsoever. When we were done I just gave her a dirty look and made sure she got nothing for a tip. To nobody's surprise I didn't see her much after that. The few times I did she knew not to even bother asking me for dances because there was no way I was getting any more from her. Fool me once- but never twice. Whether it's masseuses or dancers, once they realize they are leaving, the customer service goes way down.

[DMichaels69]

This is just a reminder how fake these girls really are. A lot of mongers tend to overlook that.

"So, got into Royal, and asked for Fifi. They directed me to a cute little asian girl. She seemed very shy, and was very professional or standoffish. Decent table shower, but no playing with the boys. Got to the massage, and she let me do some roaming. Flipped me, and gave me a nice massage, showing me nipples and letting me suck on them while she did me. All in all, decent, but felt very. Formal. Probably won't repeat. ".

Since Fifi is leaving soon, and she said she may not be back, I have noticed a decline in attitude and service. Probably feels she no longer needs to build repeat business.

[GMan25]

"So, got into Royal, and asked for Fifi. They directed me to a cute little asian girl. She seemed very shy, and was very professional or standoffish. Decent table shower, but no playing with the boys. Got to the massage, and she let me do some roaming. Flipped me, and gave me a nice massage, showing me nipples and letting me suck on them while she did me. All in all, decent, but felt very. Formal. Probably won't repeat. ".

Since Fifi is leaving soon, and she said she may not be back, I have noticed a decline in attitude and service. Probably feels she no longer needs to build repeat business.

[GuinessGuy]

So, I hit up Belvidere today. I had made an appointment with Nina at ERS earlier this week for today at noon. I got into Belvidere right around 9:30 (I drove in from north of Madison, WI), and saw that Royal was opened. I figured I could manage doing an hour there and then with an hour and a half before Nina, be able to handle that appointment too.

So, got into Royal, and asked for Fifi. They directed me to a cute little asian girl. Probably one of the hottest at an AMP I've ever had. Paid. 6 for 60 minutes, and. 6 tip. She seemed very shy, and was very professional or standoffish. Decent table shower, but no playing with the boys. Got to the massage, and she let me do some roaming. Flipped me, and gave me a nice massage, showing me nipples and letting me suck on them while she did me. All in all, decent, but felt very. Formal. Probably won't repeat.

Then, I killed an hour and a half, at McDonalds. When it was time for my appointment, I pulled up to ERS, and checked in. They called Nina up, and I wasn't disappointed! Hot taller girl with a nice body. A little pooch in the tummy, but not horrible. Took me to the jacuzzi, let me remove her clothes, then climbed in with me. Slid all up and down on me, letting me play with boobs. After about 10 or 15 minutes, we went to the room, and she just let me have it: body rub, totally playing up and down on my boys, using her hands, her tits, her legs, wow! Lifted her leg up and let me play with her koochie (but staying within the rules). Rolled me onto my back (started with my front). Did a decent massage, and then played with the boys from behind. Did this for a while, with some decent chit chat. Flipped me back over, and finished on her tits.

I will definitely repeat! I may try out one of the other girls though, or maybe double with Nina!

[Peter North 9]

Had a session with Sophia the other day. Great massage one of the best I have had there standard but very good Russian finish. Will repeat.

In all my trips to ERS, of the current ladies, I have seen Sophia, Dawn, Nina, Liz, Laura, Kayla, and Tina. Many, multiple times. Sophia is the best. Best hand skills I have ever had, and I have had a lot in many states and a few countries. Just my opinion.

PN9.

[Elmwoood]

Had a session with Sophia the other day. Great massage one of the best I have had there standard but very good Russian finish. Will repeat.

And it was nice since it is not an AMP kind of tired of them going to IVY too much these days.

[Elmwoood]

Had a session with Sophia the other day. Great massage one of the best I have had there standard but very good Russian finish. Will repeat.

[Chicago Monger]

Can anyone tell me where Royal is?

The business strip in Belvedere is not that long, a few blocks. It will have all 4 places your looking for. 2 american places, 2 asian. Have fun window shopping.

[Wenger]

There is a website called Craigslist and it is free to go on. It has the info you are looking for. You should try it out and report back. SaintChuck.

Can anyone tell me where Royal is?

This area's a little out of my stomping grounds, but if I had to guess I'd say. Belvidere. ?

-w.