Massage Parlor Reports

[Roamin Roman]

Heads-up, long-timers:

For those long-time mongers who know the therapist to whom I'm referring, be advised that she is preparing to move out of this area and establish herself in a different line of business unrelated to the personal services industry. She's still working at her current location, providing good service to her regulars, but will likely be gone by the end of summer. So, if you still want to avail yourself of a visit but haven't done so for a while, now is the time. Otherwise, you may find yourself calling a non-working number soon.

Roman

[Roamin Roman]

Just another mistake in my long line of mistakes at AMP's. Lady open the door and she was old short and chunky. I was hoping she wouldn't be giving me the massage, but of course she was.

Once she came in the room and told me her name was Candy, she whisper what type of massage you want? Hard? Soft or sexy? I said sexy of course. Lots of flirting and boobs only back. On the flip she got on the table completely nude and was rubbing up and down my body.

Got in 69 position during handshake and put her privates near my face to eat. (no thanks &#128541. I asked her to get off the table and she kept shaking my hand. I'm like enough already with the greeting! We already met. She asked me what I wanted and I said, because I was getting excited I said how about some frank Sinatra music. She's like you got a cd we can use? I said no, and she's like well we can open the CD player and put it in a little. I'm like what the hell? Play music with no cd? Make sense? Well before anything happen I just let myself finish and get up and leave.

Not going back. The O in nova stands for OLD!

My findings from a recent visit to Pine were somewhat similar, Jim Rob, although the therapist who took care of me didn't offer any FS (or BJ, either). I arrived midday, and the place was practically deserted. Mya, a 50-something spinner, answered the door and took me to one of the rooms, where she collected the fee. Then, off to the TS, which was thorough but otherwise unremarkable. Back in the room, she administered a fairly remarkable massage, by NoVA standards, in that it was firm (and, at a couple points, almost too hard) and complete. She also did some extended back-walking, and that was nice. Since she weighs probably only 90 pounds, she's able to carry it off well. It truly was a very good massage. On the flip, she proceeds to administer a Standard NoVA finish and offers to climb onto the table for 69 (but for $. 2, which is a waaaaaay unreasonable tipping point). She has good hands, strong but soft, and she was able to finish the job like someone who's many years of experience have given her the master's touch.

All in all, a satisfying visit, even if the therapist is not amongst the youngest of providers. Pine isn't, and won't be, my "go-to" place, but does deserve high competency marks (at least for Mya) in spite of the age of its personnel. Give it a try if you're needing a thorough massage and don't mind the age. But, you probably don't want to go out of your way to visit. Do so only if you're in the area.

FBAS: 5, 8, 7½, 7½.

Vitals: Mya is probably in the late-40's to late-50's range, judging from her face despite of the makeup. She's not unattractive, but her age does show nonetheless. She has a spinner's body, with almost no fat that I could discern; has about a 32-A size; stands at no more than 4'-10"; and weighs around 90#.

Facilities: Although this place has been in operation for at least a decade or more, it is still a clean establishment with no discernible food or mildew odors; has a clean shower facility; and has tables that are fairly new. Nothing appeared to be in serious need of any recapitalization. The air conditioning, especially for these hot and humid days, was adjusted properly (neither too hot nor too cold). Pine is located on the 2nd floor of the building, and one must ascend a set of stairs to the entrance. Parking out front is easy and available.

[HavingFun6931]

Had a dream that I visited Julie at Royal Spa in Tysons Corner. In this very enjoyable dream I had a wonderful time and I very much intend to have that dream again, and soon. Royal is fairly new on the scene, not sure if she's the only one who works there (she was the only one there when I arrived for an AM appointment). In this dream, we started with light sensual touch straightaway at my request and she made her intentions clear that more was on the menu pretty quickly, which was fine by me. She was soon free of all clothing and we were quickly a randy couple enjoying a bit more than a massage. A bit of body to body grinding did me in and after some cleanup (of both her and me) she took her time returning to a deeper therapeutic top to bottom massage.

Technique was good, strong hands, a little fast on her pace but otherwise on point. She's not Tara but she's not far off in terms of both light relaxing and also therapeutic massage. Her English is limited but she was friendly and just the right amount of talkative and quite playful during the fun part of the session. Flirty eyes, good smile, etc. No rules on what you can and can't touch.

I plan to have this dream again. And soon. Therapeutic massage = 7/10, sensual with HE = 8/10, extracurricular = 9/10, cleanliness / ambiance / safe setting = 10/10. Duration = 6/10. Damage: House was. 08. Tried tipping her to get her to. 2 but she put up a little bit of a stink (nicely) and I ended up giving her. 4 total. Which for the services provided was totally fair. I scheduled 1 hr and she had me out in 45 or less. I think that was my fault. I got through the happy part of the session pretty quickly. If you time yourself better than I you'll get the full hour. YMMV and I plan on seeing how much more mileage I might get in a future daydream.

She works hard for your repeat business. Enjoy, all.

[HavingFun6931]

Just saw Julie today, and would totally agree with this report. Definitely earned a repeat visit. Julie and Royal Spa are great options, a sure thing, if you're in Tysons area. I am going to post my report on my visit next.

After my disappointing BP Body Rub experience, I took a chance on an AMP, and was pleasantly surprised.

Stopped by Royal, not far from Tysons Corner Mall. It is an office complex, and at night there are not many cars or people around.

Met Julie, late 30's, friendly and decent looks.

Only had time for half and hour, table shower available, but I was already clean, and wanted the 30 to be concentrated on the "massage. " Was asked what type of massage I wanted, and I said "fun massage. " She giggled and on to the massage. Asked for better visuals, and she complied. Plenty of teasing and on to the flip. A standard nova finish. 6+. 4. Royal earned a return visit, but in that office complex, it will likely be at night when there are less people around to notice.

[Barkeater]

Overheard this on the bus today.

So today around lunchtime I was feeling impish, and so I went to someplace Imperial. Around noon the place was deserted. Saw a lady named Sarah. Mid 30's and kind of cute, maybe a 6 or a 7. Had a nice table shower, and the massage was good, relaxing and sensual. At the flip, negotiations began. I said flat out that I had $6 and that was it. She immediately became petulant and angry. Finished five minutes later, forty minutes total. Walking me out she was going on about how.

"I guess I am just a $6 kind of girl. " Whatever. I won't be returning. What is it with Nova? It is like everywhere you go the women are getting, older, greedier, and more unfriendly. I don't see how that kind of sh-- encourages more business.

[Oontz]

I'm pretty sure the other place is Smile Therapy.

Correct. A pair of mini reviews.

Upstairs is exposed to the road and is in the middle of the office park. There's no TS. The ladies there are lovely, and younger and thinner than average, and one if them isn't all-natural as posted below. They can be chatty. The massages I've had have been decent for AMP, and the service on the flip has been excellent. I don't know how expansive the menu is yet. No negotiations at the flip, but I've had some attempts after the fact.

Downstairs is in the same building but doesn't face the road. It has a TS but I haven't had a chance to try it yet. The ladies tend to be more average for the area. Ok massage, standard flip. If there's a wider menu, it hasn't been hinted at too much in the couple times I've been.

I can PM on either of these for more detail even though I haven't been enough to do a really good review. I prefer upstairs for now, but the lack of TS is kind of a downer.

[Member #5678]

I'm pretty sure the other place is Smile Therapy.

Miko is upstairs and Smile is downstairs.

[Birdo]

There are two places in the same building in that location, one Upstairs, one Downstairs. Neither of which are Far East, which is further up north.

I'm pretty sure the other place is Smile Therapy.

[Oontz]

I'm sure he meant Robert Paris in Chantilly and its prolly Far East. YMMV on service but standard is standard.

There are two places in the same building in that location, one Upstairs, one Downstairs. Neither of which are Far East, which is further up north.

[Pcpc1688]

Upper paris? Do you have any more details about the service? Damage?

I'm sure he meant Robert Paris in Chantilly and its prolly Far East. YMMV on service but standard is standard.

YMMV on any addl fun I'm sure and you will pay dearly for it but doubt it. You can also count on paying 140 for standard as well. 120 if your very tight and hold your ground but don't go back lol

PC out.

[B Rabbit]

Have been frequenting Prince Therapy during visits to Springfield the area the last six months. Always a nice TS, solid massage, and good HE. My usual provider (got to start paying attention to names) has a nice rug, which I prefer, with DATY during the finish. My last visit was with a different provider. None of the usual pleasant personality and nothing beyond a standard HE. Still plan on continuing to frequent. Got to start paying attention to those fake names better, though.

[Member #5480]

Had a wonderful massage at the Upper Paris location. Lovely masseuse. Friendly with just a bit of conversation, but not too much. On the flip, the top was popped with a smile and a giggle. Unexpected for a first visit, but much appreciated. Very nice. All natural.

Upper paris? Do you have any more details about the service? Damage?

[Member #5678]

Had a wonderful massage at the Upper Paris location. Lovely masseuse. Friendly with just a bit of conversation, but not too much. On the flip, the top was popped with a smile and a giggle. Unexpected for a first visit, but much appreciated. Very nice. All natural.

[Tapas]

After my disappointing BP Body Rub experience, I took a chance on an AMP, and was pleasantly surprised.

Stopped by Royal, not far from Tysons Corner Mall. It is an office complex, and at night there are not many cars or people around.

Met Julie, late 30's, friendly and decent looks.

Only had time for half and hour, table shower available, but I was already clean, and wanted the 30 to be concentrated on the "massage. " Was asked what type of massage I wanted, and I said "fun massage. " She giggled and on to the massage. Asked for better visuals, and she complied. Plenty of teasing and on to the flip. A standard nova finish. 6+. 4. Royal earned a return visit, but in that office complex, it will likely be at night when there are less people around to notice.

[Roamin Roman]

Hey there everyone, new to the whole scene and just barely starting to figure the stuff out haha. Was hoping if any of you could help out with any good spots and / or people to recommend me, live near the sterling, Herndon, Reston area.

Greetings, CDawg. Before anyone jumps on your post for committing the Newbie Mistake (asking for info before having contributed anything), and since you're new to this whole scene and barely starting to figure things out, I'll try to help with a couple general points, which should get you far in the Forum if you follow them. This isn't a comprehensive list, and other members may also have some points and suggestions to add. Anyhow, here we go:

(1) Start by reading the forum (RTFF) and all of the many valuable reviews and suggestions that other members, especially the long-time Senior members, have shared. It might seem like a daunting task to read back through the last six (6) months, minimum, but doing so WILL save you a lot of time, money, and potential grief. Trust me on this. The more homework you do up front, before you head out into the world of AMPs and mongering, the more enjoyable experiences you'll have. So, have patience and resist the urge to run right out and "get started" in the hobby.

(2) As a new member, you have zero "board cred", which is basically the coin of the realm here in the forum. Until you've built up a reputation as someone who is credible and who makes useful contributions by sharing good info and reviews with your fellow members, you're not likely to get much of a response to the question you just asked in your inaugural post. Asking, especially in your first post, where the "good spots" are and who the recommended providers are, is bad form and somewhat akin to asking for a free handout. That won't gain you much respect, which is what you need to build up as a new member. Remember: The other members, who have contributed to the Forum, have gained their information via the expenditure of their own limited time and money.

(3) To contrast with the previous point, please do ask if you have any doubts about using this Forum or if you have any questions about protocol at AMPs, etc. Everyone starts at the beginning, and many/most of these details are strange to the person who's new to this hobby. We don't want anyone to get in trouble during an AMP visit, nor to be wandering around the Forum wondering how to navigate. Any member is (or should be) willing to help a new member in that regard.

(4) One final general point: AVOID getting into pissing contests with other members, including abusive or argumentative replies. While most members here are good hearted folks, you'll run into the occasional member who is a classic rectal aperture. Ignore any insults from such members, and take the high road. You'll be glad you did. Besides, the administrator (A2) is more than able to deal with such members, and he usually does in very short order.

There are plenty of other bits of advice I could and should be able to give you right now, but these are the general points. Like I said before, other members may also want to add to what I've said. In the mean time, though, the most important point is to do your homework. Read as much as you can, before venturing out, and you'll be much better prepared and much less likely to have negative experiences. And besides, reading will help answer the question you just posted.

So, welcome to the Forum. Stay safe, be careful, treat the ladies with respect, have fun, and be sure to share your experiences (both good and bad). Cheers!

Roman