Massage Parlor Reports

[ToledosBlade]

I went to Massage House in Addison IL this afternoon. Standard buzzer on the door, once buzzed through I was met by what I thought was the Mamasan, but turned out to be the masseuse. Too late did I figure this out and they already had my money so I thought I might as well enjoy it. What a waste of time, some light teasing while face down, as soon as I flipped out comes the towel and buddy she kept that thing locked in place. In the end it was a sub par massage and loads of blue balls. . 6 for the hour. Tip? I told her next time suck some dick and you might get lucky.

[WretchedBliss]

Which has the better looking talent?

I've only seen one girl from the Ashland location and she was bit bigger than average, but cute face. The one by McCormick definitely has better talent, but are demanding with tips.

[Jamie7]

Ok guys, long time coming but I feel obligated to report since reading what you wrote has helped me so much.

I had my first good experience with a masseuse named Sara. She works at the Irving / Pulaski (the place that advertises 140 he tantra and 180 nuru) and is the MILF type blonde. Her pictures are off since she is a bit older (I'd say late 30's) but nevertheless she is still attractive. Banging body, pretty face, pretty good attitude. Reminded me of my ex-gf's mom from a couple years back.

Being the newbie that I am, I asked her if I would leave happy. (I was skeptical).

She replied saying that I would leave with nothing if I didn't stop asking questions. Haha.

Anyways, she stripped and I was delighted. As She began to massage me, I started to feel her booty. She put her tits in my face and I let a nipple slide in. The rest of the massage went on like this until the flip.

She oiled me up and I told her that I loved slow strokes and she was great about catering to my request. Our eyes were locked while she tugged and then she asked I liked my balls rubbed. Of course I do!

I had one hand on her tit and the other caresses her inner thigh. Before I know it, I was in her panties touching her clit. She smiled and started stroking faster. I told her to slow down again cause she was going to make me bust.

I played with her pussy until she started moaning. Hearing her sexy voice just did it for me. I couldn't hold back and sprayed everywhere. She cleaned me up with a towel and I was on my way.

I hagent seen her since. This place has a lot of hot girls but is a bit pricier. I might be back after I explore the scene a bit more.

[BigDog16]

I have been to both, twice. The one by McCormick seems to have a much more open menu. The one off of Ashland is a little more limited, but I've gone as far as a BJ there.

Which has the better looking talent?

[WretchedBliss]

Which "Relax" is the better one? (And why).

There is one on Chinatown and one on Ashland, see multiple posts on relax but they don't always differentiate between which one they went to. PM me if you prefer, but would be good to set it straight for the group.

I have been to both, twice. The one by McCormick seems to have a much more open menu. The one off of Ashland is a little more limited, but I've gone as far as a BJ there.

[DodgeManGum50]

Does anyone know of a Mandy she used to massage in Indianapolis cute beautiful I thought maybe Chinatown?

[Bill R]

Which "Relax" is the better one? (And why).

There is one on Chinatown and one on Ashland, see multiple posts on relax but they don't always differentiate between which one they went to. PM me if you prefer, but would be good to set it straight for the group.

Chinatown. Not Korean Chinese. Basically Yun Spa South.

[Bob521]

Only two "wives". One American. One Chinese.

My hat is off to you. Just keeping your wife in the dark could be worthy of a cloak and dagger movie plot!

H-Rod.

[PwnLife]

Which "Relax" is the better one? (And why).

There is one on Chinatown and one on Ashland, see multiple posts on relax but they don't always differentiate between which one they went to. PM me if you prefer, but would be good to set it straight for the group.

Ashland one is usually just HE, chinatown one probably more.

[NewCleve]

Take the Orange Line to Roosevelt. Switch to Green Line. Take it to Cermak-McCormick Place.

Get off and walk 1/2 block East to Relax.

Which "Relax" is the better one? (And why).

There is one on Chinatown and one on Ashland, see multiple posts on relax but they don't always differentiate between which one they went to. PM me if you prefer, but would be good to set it straight for the group.

[Bm392]

This place is on 531 S Dearborn St, Chicago. Descent massage but no happy ending. Half hour is. 45. Not really worth it.

[JjSmith]

Take the Orange Line to Roosevelt. Switch to Green Line. Take it to Cermak-McCormick Place.

Get off and walk 1/2 block East to Relax.

Thanks, I have a rental. What is the address or name?

[Bill R]

Hey everyone, I'm flying into midway this afternoon, and trying to find a place close. For good massage. And typical ending. Thanks.

Take the Orange Line to Roosevelt. Switch to Green Line. Take it to Cermak-McCormick Place.

Get off and walk 1/2 block East to Relax.

[JjSmith]

Hey everyone, I'm flying into midway this afternoon, and trying to find a place close. For good massage. And typical ending. Thanks.

[Hrodebert]

My hat is off to you. Just keeping your wife in the dark could be worthy of a cloak and dagger movie plot!

H-Rod.

I am trying to reduce my posting, for reasons that should be obvious. I'll PM anybody who wants. I'll pass your kind words along to my friend. And once we have our act together I'll invite you to the shop. If you go to a place with an old white guy sitting out front, or fixing something, just say Hi! Are you Bob? Either you will meet me or you will really confuse some other old white guy. Most of the time, I'll be in the back doing venture capital deals. Take care. Bob.