Massage Parlor Reports

[StressedBilly]

Dreamed about this place near Fairfax that I've heard is an A+ health and wellness center, not from the area but I was passing through so why not?

Went up the steps and rang bell, was greeted by mms fairly shortly after. Didn't seem to be busy, just not expecting people right after lunch I suppose. . 8 to the house (higher than the 60 or 70 I'm used to elsewhere) and then took by a provider (later said her name was Sarah) to a room to get undressed for TS. Undressed quickly, kept myself out of the towel for when she came back so she could see that I wasn't shy or anything since it was my first time. At TS she was very talkative and wondered how I heard about it if I wasn't from there. Said my friend recommended it (thanks guys) and that I should stop by while I was in town. She would pinch and tease my ass and taint quite frequently, but actually gave me a very good shower as well. Soaped me up twice so it was a very extended dream shower. Very relaxing and helped me to get used to her mannerisms and personality a bit. Dried me off nicely, and apparently was too busy ogling me (I'm younger than most of her clientele and in good shape so I don't blame her.) to turn off the water as she had to go back and empty it, then again when she messed up all while pulling her eyes off of me.

She was cute, not a 10/10, but I'd say a solid 7 for body, face was more of a 5-6. Very nice and made sure I was comfortable throughout. Asked if I had a GF and again asked about how I heard of place and if I lived there (I guess to see if my story was consistent) so I kept it short and to the point and repeated my story from earlier. Asked for medium to soft and she giggled. Gave good massage and made sure to rub herself up against me several times though kept her clothes on. Did knees on back and then the hot towel to wipe oil off and then the fingertips stage, at least that's what I thought was up next. She did the fingertips and teasing thing sure, but then started rubbing her bare breasts all over in between licking my ass and taint while occasionally reaching up to tease my balls or shaft. This was new to me as no other parlor had done this before. On the flip I was hoping she would be fully nude, as I've heard some of the providers there are won't to do, but alas she was not. Most likely due to it being my first time. She then whispered how much I would give her which is an immediate turnoff. Since she was asking I knew it would be more than. 40 as is the standard in most places. I offered. 60 and she laughed and said I could get "nothing" so I laughed too and then she got to work. This was very weird to me and was the only part that threw me for a loop.

I got to squeeze her ass quite well (had these cute little white lacy shorts on) and some otc chest action as well due to me being put off and not wanting her to charge me more when I was unprepared for this inflation. Again she leaned down once or twice to lick my taint while working the standard handshake and I started gushing after a bit of this. Managed to hold out for a while to at least get my moneys worth. She cleaned me up and continued with foot and head massage, both fantastic, then kinda laid on the table and half cuddling me for a bit while asking to make sure I would come back. She then left which I took as a cue to get dressed so I did, and she came back in the middle with no offer to help (might be due to me being mostly dressed, might just be a first timer thing I dunno for sure). Another hug or two and I was on my way out the front door. This was also somewhat unexpected as a lot of places have a separate exit for those leaving, those this largely depends on the property and not their policies.

Damage was $. 4 overall. Great massage. More than adequate masseuse. Good looks, wanted to see if Carolyn was there though I forgot to ask, so not sure where Sarah is on their list of attractive providers. Would go again if I can get confirmation that those prices are normal, if the ignoring my question about the menu was due to being a first timer, and also the dressing like a king if that's to be expected or not (I don't care too much about that last part, but it's always nice and for these prices? C'Mon.).

PM me if you have details about any dreams you've had about the same place / provider or other providers there to help me decide if I will try and go back next time I'm around. Thanks.

[TheBarbarian]

[Deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were largely argumentative. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. Thank You!

This is why I always tell the Seniors to be nice to the new guys. It generally gives the assholes a chance to show themselves. His post literally couldn't have been more polite than it was.

A2

[JmSuttr]

Last week I had a dream visited FW.

Knocked on the door, Mama answered and asked my age. I replied but shocked she did not remember me.

Donated. 6 to the house and waited for the suprise.

I don't remember the name of the masseuse, as this part of the dream was hazy but she was probably early 40's, skinny and attractive for an AMP.

I didn't know, while it makes sense but no TS for hhr appointment.

From there, I received a dry and disaapointing massage. There's was nothing good about it. She also kept a towel over my skin and rubbed through it, and some points skin on skin but weird. (BTW, my hygiene is beyond acceptable so who knows).

We get to the flip, a little teasing but then she starts. At this point, I grabbed some booty meat, the little she had and also started to work my hand under her top. I had her pop the twins on and we got aquatinted. Tried to bring my hands down front to check if it was moist or dry down there but she shut that one down.

After, I gave her the standard NOVA finish. The massage was shitty and even though I pressed the action, wasn't feeling the session. She didn't dress me like a king how my last one did also.

I probably won't be back for a long time, there consistent with the end result of what your getting but I need.

1. Younger.

2. Better looking.

3. Maybe a little flirtation but not required.

Can anyone help me out? PM. And I do research trust me but photos are never accurate on postings so that's why I ask. I don't even care if they have "golden p*why" syndrome. Hook me up and as I get accustomed I'll return the favor.

Thanks boys and take care.

Because even "good" AMPs with glowing reports will sometimes have a provider who turns out to be a dud, such as the one you experienced. If you read through the MP thread you'll find numerous reports of specific girls, and most forum members are pretty good about including a physical description and approximate age.

So if you RTFF you should find plenty of reports on girls worth seeking out and also which ones to avoid. But my suggestion is to focus on the specific girl you want to see and then call the AMP and ask if she's working and available.

[TheBarbarian]

Last week I had a dream visited FW.

Knocked on the door, Mama answered and asked my age. I replied but shocked she did not remember me.

Donated. 6 to the house and waited for the suprise.

I don't remember the name of the masseuse, as this part of the dream was hazy but she was probably early 40's, skinny and attractive for an AMP.

I didn't know, while it makes sense but no TS for hhr appointment.

From there, I received a dry and disaapointing massage. There's was nothing good about it. She also kept a towel over my skin and rubbed through it, and some points skin on skin but weird. (BTW, my hygiene is beyond acceptable so who knows).

We get to the flip, a little teasing but then she starts. At this point, I grabbed some booty meat, the little she had and also started to work my hand under her top. I had her pop the twins on and we got aquatinted. Tried to bring my hands down front to check if it was moist or dry down there but she shut that one down.

After, I gave her the standard NOVA finish. The massage was shitty and even though I pressed the action, wasn't feeling the session. She didn't dress me like a king how my last one did also.

I probably won't be back for a long time, there consistent with the end result of what your getting but I need.

1. Younger.

2. Better looking.

3. Maybe a little flirtation but not required.

Can anyone help me out? PM. And I do research trust me but photos are never accurate on postings so that's why I ask. I don't even care if they have "golden p*why" syndrome. Hook me up and as I get accustomed I'll return the favor.

Thanks boys and take care.

[Volvos40]

I don't blame you. That's nasty. What was damage total?

Just another mistake in my long line of mistakes at AMP's. Lady open the door and she was old short and chunky. I was hoping she wouldn't be giving me the massage, but of course she was.

Once she came in the room and told me her name was Candy, she whisper what type of massage you want? Hard? Soft or sexy? I said sexy of course. Lots of flirting and boobs only back. On the flip she got on the table completely nude and was rubbing up and down my body.

Got in 69 position during handshake and put her privates near my face to eat. (no thanks &#128541. I asked her to get off the table and she kept shaking my hand. I'm like enough already with the greeting! We already met. She asked me what I wanted and I said, because I was getting excited I said how about some frank Sinatra music. She's like you got a cd we can use? I said no, and she's like well we can open the CD player and put it in a little. I'm like what the hell? Play music with no cd? Make sense? Well before anything happen I just let myself finish and get up and leave.

Not going back. The O in nova stands for OLD!

[Volvos40]

Been traveling for work and haven't been regular here. Wanted to scout out the new dollar per minute massage places. Went to Angeltips in Herndon. 30 minutes. Got Jeanna (spelling? No TS. No NoVA finish. No roaming allowed. But, very solid massage.

Will I repeat? Dunno.

Good intel. I didn't think it would pan out being right where it is.

[Volvos40]

60 hour, ok massagi but nada for happy. 75 bucks down the shitter as I say. Walls not all the way and see thru curtains for doors. One and done.

PC out.

Appreciate you TOFTT.

[Newinva]

Been traveling for work and haven't been regular here. Wanted to scout out the new dollar per minute massage places. Went to Angeltips in Herndon. 30 minutes. Got Jeanna (spelling? No TS. No NoVA finish. No roaming allowed. But, very solid massage.

Will I repeat? Dunno.

[Pcpc1688]

60 hour, ok massagi but nada for happy. 75 bucks down the shitter as I say. Walls not all the way and see thru curtains for doors. One and done.

PC out.

[HotFootTeddy]

I don't partake very often at all, but was in the mood at the end of a busy work week. I checked out a new location near Shirlington, and it is very new. New shower, new flooring, new massage tables, new everything. The location is pretty public with the entrance facing the street and next to a nail place and Chinese carryout. Parking is on the street.

I rang the bell and was met by a young MMS who showed me to the room and took the. 80 for the hour visit. She left and had me get ready. I would have been happy with the MMS, but was happier when in walked Jenny. She was thin, small, pretty, and looked younger and better than most providers I've seen in Northern Virginia. She took me for a shower and it was very good.

Back to the room and the massage began. She had strong hands and gave a good massage. Plenty of teasing / flirting. She asked me how much money I brought, and I told her. 60. She had me flip, did some light massaging and then did a fair amount of teasing and provided a HE. Cleaned me up and did a little more massage after the finish, but not as much as I would have liked. She didn't help much with getting dressed at the end, which was the only real downside.

I had a good time and would return if I need to scratch that itch.

[Jim Rob]

Just another mistake in my long line of mistakes at AMP's. Lady open the door and she was old short and chunky. I was hoping she wouldn't be giving me the massage, but of course she was.

Once she came in the room and told me her name was Candy, she whisper what type of massage you want? Hard? Soft or sexy? I said sexy of course. Lots of flirting and boobs only back. On the flip she got on the table completely nude and was rubbing up and down my body.

Got in 69 position during handshake and put her privates near my face to eat. (no thanks &#128541. I asked her to get off the table and she kept shaking my hand. I'm like enough already with the greeting! We already met. She asked me what I wanted and I said, because I was getting excited I said how about some frank Sinatra music. She's like you got a cd we can use? I said no, and she's like well we can open the CD player and put it in a little. I'm like what the hell? Play music with no cd? Make sense? Well before anything happen I just let myself finish and get up and leave.

Not going back. The O in nova stands for OLD!

[Yooster111]

Just moved to the area a couple months ago. I haven't gotten a chance to visit many of the establishment but I have gotten a few. First place I visited was Sun. MMS took me to the room and then an older woman came in for the massage. I think her name was May (maybe June?) not the best looking but she was nice. TS was very thorough and clean uhh me very well. Massage was firm as well. Last few minutes she went with the nails. Asked me if I was going to take care of her and I said yes of course. Then on to business. Was able to pull a head light from the top. Over all not bad. I don't think I would go back unless I hear better stories. All in all $. 2 I think that's right.

I found a place Shirlington Therapy. Haven't heard anything about it on the boards but decided to TOFTT since it is right around the corner from me. MMS opened the door led me straight into one of the rooms. Said she was going to send someone in and make sure I was nice to her. I said of course. In came Jenny. I must say this is the first time I went for massage and actually got someone who is young. Not only young but good looking. Small girl maybe 30 ish or younger. And some A's. Went for 30 and got a TS. She didn't really clean all of me but focused on the best places. Back in the room there was no real massage but just teasing and some sort of B2 B rubbing. Besides actually wanted a nice rub this was quite nice. PM if you have questions. Then came the flip and her shirt had vanished. All in all was in for $. 2 and I will return.

[Robert4612]

You're right about something serious Roman. It was my divorce, and I am just now recovering. Haha. I know being in the hobby is much like riding a bike however. I just need to work out the bugs. Thank you for the PM.

Hey, Robert, did you just move here from Indy? Based on your prior posts (the last one being 6 years ago), most of your previous activity was in that city or San Antonio. Sounds like something serious intervened since 2010. Anyhow, I'll bounce you a PM shortly, with some suggestions about the AMP scene and other activities around here. Cheers, amigo.

Roman

[Roamin Roman]

Hey guys, I've nothing to report but wanted to take a second to take a second to introduce myself. I use to be a pretty regular player back in the day and am looking to get back into it. From reading the forum I can see where I live (Herndon) is a pretty good place for the AMP scene. I promise to report should I get out and play. If anyone has any immediate advice for me for the area I'm open to suggestions via PM. I have made some really good friends in the hobby, and am always open to more. It's a shame that the strip club scene is so awful in the area, because I often found it the most challenging and fun. Take care and thanks for reading.

Hey, Robert, did you just move here from Indy? Based on your prior posts (the last one being 6 years ago), most of your previous activity was in that city or San Antonio. Sounds like something serious intervened since 2010. Anyhow, I'll bounce you a PM shortly, with some suggestions about the AMP scene and other activities around here. Cheers, amigo.

Roman

[Robert4612]

Hey guys, I've nothing to report but wanted to take a second to take a second to introduce myself. I use to be a pretty regular player back in the day and am looking to get back into it. From reading the forum I can see where I live (Herndon) is a pretty good place for the AMP scene. I promise to report should I get out and play. If anyone has any immediate advice for me for the area I'm open to suggestions via PM. I have made some really good friends in the hobby, and am always open to more. It's a shame that the strip club scene is so awful in the area, because I often found it the most challenging and fun. Take care and thanks for reading.