Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

Last week I had a dream visited FW.

Knocked on the door, Mama answered and asked my age. I replied but shocked she did not remember me.

Donated. 6 to the house and waited for the suprise.

I don't remember the name of the masseuse, as this part of the dream was hazy but she was probably early 40's, skinny and attractive for an AMP.

I didn't know, while it makes sense but no TS for hhr appointment.

From there, I received a dry and disaapointing massage. There's was nothing good about it. She also kept a towel over my skin and rubbed through it, and some points skin on skin but weird. (BTW, my hygiene is beyond acceptable so who knows).

We get to the flip, a little teasing but then she starts. At this point, I grabbed some booty meat, the little she had and also started to work my hand under her top. I had her pop the twins on and we got aquatinted. Tried to bring my hands down front to check if it was moist or dry down there but she shut that one down.

After, I gave her the standard NOVA finish. The massage was shitty and even though I pressed the action, wasn't feeling the session. She didn't dress me like a king how my last one did also.

I probably won't be back for a long time, there consistent with the end result of what your getting but I need.

1. Younger.

2. Better looking.

3. Maybe a little flirtation but not required.

Can anyone help me out? PM. And I do research trust me but photos are never accurate on postings so that's why I ask. I don't even care if they have "golden p*why" syndrome. Hook me up and as I get accustomed I'll return the favor.

Thanks boys and take care.

Because even "good" AMPs with glowing reports will sometimes have a provider who turns out to be a dud, such as the one you experienced. If you read through the MP thread you'll find numerous reports of specific girls, and most forum members are pretty good about including a physical description and approximate age.

So if you RTFF you should find plenty of reports on girls worth seeking out and also which ones to avoid. But my suggestion is to focus on the specific girl you want to see and then call the AMP and ask if she's working and available.

[TheBarbarian]

Last week I had a dream visited FW.

Knocked on the door, Mama answered and asked my age. I replied but shocked she did not remember me.

Donated. 6 to the house and waited for the suprise.

I don't remember the name of the masseuse, as this part of the dream was hazy but she was probably early 40's, skinny and attractive for an AMP.

I didn't know, while it makes sense but no TS for hhr appointment.

From there, I received a dry and disaapointing massage. There's was nothing good about it. She also kept a towel over my skin and rubbed through it, and some points skin on skin but weird. (BTW, my hygiene is beyond acceptable so who knows).

We get to the flip, a little teasing but then she starts. At this point, I grabbed some booty meat, the little she had and also started to work my hand under her top. I had her pop the twins on and we got aquatinted. Tried to bring my hands down front to check if it was moist or dry down there but she shut that one down.

After, I gave her the standard NOVA finish. The massage was shitty and even though I pressed the action, wasn't feeling the session. She didn't dress me like a king how my last one did also.

I probably won't be back for a long time, there consistent with the end result of what your getting but I need.

1. Younger.

2. Better looking.

3. Maybe a little flirtation but not required.

Can anyone help me out? PM. And I do research trust me but photos are never accurate on postings so that's why I ask. I don't even care if they have "golden p*why" syndrome. Hook me up and as I get accustomed I'll return the favor.

Thanks boys and take care.

[Volvos40]

I don't blame you. That's nasty. What was damage total?

Just another mistake in my long line of mistakes at AMP's. Lady open the door and she was old short and chunky. I was hoping she wouldn't be giving me the massage, but of course she was.

Once she came in the room and told me her name was Candy, she whisper what type of massage you want? Hard? Soft or sexy? I said sexy of course. Lots of flirting and boobs only back. On the flip she got on the table completely nude and was rubbing up and down my body.

Got in 69 position during handshake and put her privates near my face to eat. (no thanks &#128541. I asked her to get off the table and she kept shaking my hand. I'm like enough already with the greeting! We already met. She asked me what I wanted and I said, because I was getting excited I said how about some frank Sinatra music. She's like you got a cd we can use? I said no, and she's like well we can open the CD player and put it in a little. I'm like what the hell? Play music with no cd? Make sense? Well before anything happen I just let myself finish and get up and leave.

Not going back. The O in nova stands for OLD!

[Volvos40]

Been traveling for work and haven't been regular here. Wanted to scout out the new dollar per minute massage places. Went to Angeltips in Herndon. 30 minutes. Got Jeanna (spelling? No TS. No NoVA finish. No roaming allowed. But, very solid massage.

Will I repeat? Dunno.

Good intel. I didn't think it would pan out being right where it is.

[Volvos40]

60 hour, ok massagi but nada for happy. 75 bucks down the shitter as I say. Walls not all the way and see thru curtains for doors. One and done.

PC out.

Appreciate you TOFTT.

[Newinva]

Been traveling for work and haven't been regular here. Wanted to scout out the new dollar per minute massage places. Went to Angeltips in Herndon. 30 minutes. Got Jeanna (spelling? No TS. No NoVA finish. No roaming allowed. But, very solid massage.

Will I repeat? Dunno.

[Pcpc1688]

60 hour, ok massagi but nada for happy. 75 bucks down the shitter as I say. Walls not all the way and see thru curtains for doors. One and done.

PC out.

[HotFootTeddy]

I don't partake very often at all, but was in the mood at the end of a busy work week. I checked out a new location near Shirlington, and it is very new. New shower, new flooring, new massage tables, new everything. The location is pretty public with the entrance facing the street and next to a nail place and Chinese carryout. Parking is on the street.

I rang the bell and was met by a young MMS who showed me to the room and took the. 80 for the hour visit. She left and had me get ready. I would have been happy with the MMS, but was happier when in walked Jenny. She was thin, small, pretty, and looked younger and better than most providers I've seen in Northern Virginia. She took me for a shower and it was very good.

Back to the room and the massage began. She had strong hands and gave a good massage. Plenty of teasing / flirting. She asked me how much money I brought, and I told her. 60. She had me flip, did some light massaging and then did a fair amount of teasing and provided a HE. Cleaned me up and did a little more massage after the finish, but not as much as I would have liked. She didn't help much with getting dressed at the end, which was the only real downside.

I had a good time and would return if I need to scratch that itch.

[Jim Rob]

Just another mistake in my long line of mistakes at AMP's. Lady open the door and she was old short and chunky. I was hoping she wouldn't be giving me the massage, but of course she was.

Once she came in the room and told me her name was Candy, she whisper what type of massage you want? Hard? Soft or sexy? I said sexy of course. Lots of flirting and boobs only back. On the flip she got on the table completely nude and was rubbing up and down my body.

Got in 69 position during handshake and put her privates near my face to eat. (no thanks &#128541. I asked her to get off the table and she kept shaking my hand. I'm like enough already with the greeting! We already met. She asked me what I wanted and I said, because I was getting excited I said how about some frank Sinatra music. She's like you got a cd we can use? I said no, and she's like well we can open the CD player and put it in a little. I'm like what the hell? Play music with no cd? Make sense? Well before anything happen I just let myself finish and get up and leave.

Not going back. The O in nova stands for OLD!

[Yooster111]

Just moved to the area a couple months ago. I haven't gotten a chance to visit many of the establishment but I have gotten a few. First place I visited was Sun. MMS took me to the room and then an older woman came in for the massage. I think her name was May (maybe June?) not the best looking but she was nice. TS was very thorough and clean uhh me very well. Massage was firm as well. Last few minutes she went with the nails. Asked me if I was going to take care of her and I said yes of course. Then on to business. Was able to pull a head light from the top. Over all not bad. I don't think I would go back unless I hear better stories. All in all $. 2 I think that's right.

I found a place Shirlington Therapy. Haven't heard anything about it on the boards but decided to TOFTT since it is right around the corner from me. MMS opened the door led me straight into one of the rooms. Said she was going to send someone in and make sure I was nice to her. I said of course. In came Jenny. I must say this is the first time I went for massage and actually got someone who is young. Not only young but good looking. Small girl maybe 30 ish or younger. And some A's. Went for 30 and got a TS. She didn't really clean all of me but focused on the best places. Back in the room there was no real massage but just teasing and some sort of B2 B rubbing. Besides actually wanted a nice rub this was quite nice. PM if you have questions. Then came the flip and her shirt had vanished. All in all was in for $. 2 and I will return.

[Robert4612]

You're right about something serious Roman. It was my divorce, and I am just now recovering. Haha. I know being in the hobby is much like riding a bike however. I just need to work out the bugs. Thank you for the PM.

Hey, Robert, did you just move here from Indy? Based on your prior posts (the last one being 6 years ago), most of your previous activity was in that city or San Antonio. Sounds like something serious intervened since 2010. Anyhow, I'll bounce you a PM shortly, with some suggestions about the AMP scene and other activities around here. Cheers, amigo.

Roman

[Roamin Roman]

Hey guys, I've nothing to report but wanted to take a second to take a second to introduce myself. I use to be a pretty regular player back in the day and am looking to get back into it. From reading the forum I can see where I live (Herndon) is a pretty good place for the AMP scene. I promise to report should I get out and play. If anyone has any immediate advice for me for the area I'm open to suggestions via PM. I have made some really good friends in the hobby, and am always open to more. It's a shame that the strip club scene is so awful in the area, because I often found it the most challenging and fun. Take care and thanks for reading.

Hey, Robert, did you just move here from Indy? Based on your prior posts (the last one being 6 years ago), most of your previous activity was in that city or San Antonio. Sounds like something serious intervened since 2010. Anyhow, I'll bounce you a PM shortly, with some suggestions about the AMP scene and other activities around here. Cheers, amigo.

Roman

[Robert4612]

Hey guys, I've nothing to report but wanted to take a second to take a second to introduce myself. I use to be a pretty regular player back in the day and am looking to get back into it. From reading the forum I can see where I live (Herndon) is a pretty good place for the AMP scene. I promise to report should I get out and play. If anyone has any immediate advice for me for the area I'm open to suggestions via PM. I have made some really good friends in the hobby, and am always open to more. It's a shame that the strip club scene is so awful in the area, because I often found it the most challenging and fun. Take care and thanks for reading.

[Crankcase]

I had a meander down to the Springfield and Franconia area and felt I needed a Wellness check.

Normally, Jenny (out of this 'Cosmos') and my ATF, Cindy, in (upper) Paris Court, keep a close. And spirited 'monitoring duty' on my vitals.

I found all as described in the last few posts. Quick entry through upstairs door. Highly business oriented MMS takes me to room 1. Not sure she believed my 'was here a year ago. ' fib.

Carolyn arrives, a friendly and (faux) shy assistant. She giggles and has me hold a small towel for walk to TS. Initially, TS is OK, fairly standard and it looks like she is going to take me to room after a back-only, fairly limited TS. I played a combo of dumb & been-here-before and flipped over for a better scrub. This familiarity with routines was a bonus and led to a far more thorough check and scrub of the rest, with a similar level of attention that I hoped for. She really had to check carefully. Possibly ticks when I wore shorts?

The massage was very good. Just below great, but very well done. Fingernails, etc, were only the last 10 minutes, so she worked me over well. The lights were dim, but some 'responsive headlights' cleared things up and gave me a great, relaxing smile. As mentioned, after all was said and (delightfully) done, the dress-you-like-a-King was a surprise, but appeared quite sincere.

MMS did ask how I felt things went, and seemed to mean it.

If I am in the area, I may repeat- would take luck-of-draw, but not be unhappy *at all* if Carolyn were to check on me.

Massage 8/10.

Therapist appearance 7. 5/10.

Her attitude 8. 5/10.

Overall. At least an 8/10, and probably my best 'if you went somewhere for your first time. ' Place in the area.

[Serpico99]

Pine is the name, located on the same street as it's name after. They advertise on CL (don't confuse it with Pine in Fairfax). The place is situated in these small narrow medical buildings. You need to park in between the medical buildings and the apartments. It's close by "old town" Hurrrrdone.

I had Nicole. She is a straight up knock-out. Really young (she said she is 26), thin, small little rear in some tight little white shorts, long black hair, cute face, about 5'4"-ish. She reminds me of the young Cali K girls in the LA area that work in the AMPs I frequented out there over 10 years ago. She probably gets carded at bars and clubs because she looks around 20 or so, like a college girl. Anyway, she knows she is a looker so her attitude reflects that. She told me 60 is minimum for service (I assume she means just a basic HE) but I balked and held at 50. She said she wouldn't do anything for 50 so I just let her massage the front of me until a couple minutes later when she realized I was going to stay firm, she said she would accept 50 but next time bring an extra 10. LOL Good thing I released my stress a day earlier otherwise little head would had taken over. She probably gets 60 for a lot of mongers because she will make you pop wood instantly just by her looks.

TS was nice, she did a thorough job. Massage was good, she even walked on my back and put a hot towel as well on my back, and did know knee walking, hence the extra 10 (for a total of 50).

I'm not sure if I'll see her again only because she is a hustler and she knows she can make some big tips without doing much extra activities so I bet for some baby feeding or just UTC roaming she will likely ask for at least 80 or 100. F- that! I would rather go drive to MD and get FS for a little more and have fun in Greenbelt. She says she only works weekends so I may go back and try someone else there.