Massage Parlor Reports

[Stl Danish]

Hit up Cha massage a week ago or so and got an old lady who barely spoke any English. That's par for the course here in town I know but this one was especially bad as she just sort of lightly pressed down on my back here and there for the hour. It was the worst massage I've ever paid for. No hint of teasing or anything, not that I would have been excited about a HE if one had been on the table.

I did have success there one time a couple months back, the masseuse was in her 40's and playful. She let my hands roam where they wanted (everywhere they wanted) and finished with a nice HE without me asking for it, though I'm sure that was implied by all my groping on her. I forget her name, but I haven't seen her again. I'm sure she's probably moved on.

Peking is Clayton had recently been my go-to spot because it's closer to where I live and I'd begun to develop a rapport with one of the girls there. She wouldn't quite go all the way with a HE but she'd get about as close-to as she could without doing it. She also gave a great massage and was reasonably young and attractive (maybe mid 30's). The last time I saw her, a month or so back, I left completely satisfied from this place for the first time ever. Of course I tried to schedule a repeat visit a couple weeks back and was told she's moved out of town.

So as people were discussing a page or two back, yes. They do get better right before they vanish forever. I miss NYC, where you can just walk into a place with hot 25 year old Koreans and know you're going to get a tug, and a great massage, with no questions.

[Roofing]

I little bird told me she is doing legit massage only and is doing better with the bi-polar type issues. May be worth a try just to see how she is these days. It was wild, to say the least, back in the day. Never knew what would happen.

Was hoping the meds kicked in or something left couple fm but still no calls back after a couple weeks so still just passing on her even though close to me.

[MeatHammer]

The link went cold. She is going by Lauren. Seen ads as Lindsey to. She is out in West County. In the ads the 1st pick is an ass. Then there is a 50's pin up girl holding money that says tips appreciated. Look out and stay away.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...tures/21709246

[StlMassageGuy]

Anyone been to Riverside lately? Used to be hit or miss there but you could get a good massage. Last time I was there, I was rushed in, and out and the owner seemed a bit nervous. PM me if you have been lately and if a trip out there is worth it. Thanks.

[Buttho]

Guys who have followed this forum for a number of years recall this mature massage gal in Florissant. Always a lot of drama about her phone style, her unbelievable manic-depressive nature, but her undeniably decent skills on the table. Haven't seen her ads for maybe 2 or 3 years. Has anyone else? Well, this morning, having gotten back from a week out of town, here she is under Massage on BP.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...oments/5745712

Any recent experiences with this unpredictable woman??

LTB.

Talked with her for over two hours once. Have seen her a few times years ago. Almost got FS but she stopped just after the insert and decided she may be OTR soon so we stopped. Then she flaked out and I tried to avoid her. She called my old number several times but I did not care to answer anymore.

Good luck. She does a great massage with HS but there is something else deep inside troubling her.

B.

[MeatHammer]

I have not seen any reports on this one. I thought I'd check it out. I should of posted this last week but was out of town. Sorry if you saw this gal this week. Pics are fake. Pics she sent me were fake. She lied about her weight. Closer to 250 then 150. Think about Uncle Fester with hair and food in her teeth. I should of pulled I forgot the money in the car routine and jetted out. Which I have done on occasion. Like a dumbass I stayed. Terrible HJ. I might of been her 1st. She could of been mildly retarded. Oh and the black haired arms. Lesson learned. Don't make the same mistake there is NO reason to see this girl. Let the disability checks pay the rent.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...auren/21601521

The link went cold. She is going by Lauren. Seen ads as Lindsey to. She is out in West County. In the ads the 1st pick is an ass. Then there is a 50's pin up girl holding money that says tips appreciated. Look out and stay away.

[Chet Font]

Yeah, 7 Jacksons and she got naked. Got to rub her clit while she gave me a HJ, but she pulled back when I tried to lick. Pussy and asshole look pristine, hard to believe she's had 3 kids.

To clarify, total damage was $. 4.

[MeatHammer]

I have not seen any reports on this one. I thought I'd check it out. I should of posted this last week but was out of town. Sorry if you saw this gal this week. Pics are fake. Pics she sent me were fake. She lied about her weight. Closer to 250 then 150. Think about Uncle Fester with hair and food in her teeth. I should of pulled I forgot the money in the car routine and jetted out. Which I have done on occasion. Like a dumbass I stayed. Terrible HJ. I might of been her 1st. She could of been mildly retarded. Oh and the black haired arms. Lesson learned. Don't make the same mistake there is NO reason to see this girl. Let the disability checks pay the rent.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs...auren/21601521

[Chet Font]

Is this MiMi in Swansee?

Yeah, 7 Jacksons and she got naked. Got to rub her clit while she gave me a HJ, but she pulled back when I tried to lick. Pussy and asshole look pristine, hard to believe she's had 3 kids.

[Chet Font]

I thought MIMI had a full Bush?

You're probably thinking of Nana who was 2 miles north on the left.

[FartCity]

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[FartCity]

They all tend to get "good" just before they leave a place. They want the extra cash and they know nothing can happen to them. Whenever I suddenly have things go way beyond what I was expecting with someone I have seen before at one of the tease shops, I know that she won't be there the next week. It has happened to me many times, including some wild and crazy FS out of the blue. So much fun when they do that, but then they're gone.

This is EXACTLY why I get irritated with the "WHY EVEN POST IF YOU didn't GET AN HE! People. There's an ebb and flow to the business and when you hit that flow, it's fun and rewarding as hell.

[Woody12]

Is this MiMi in Swansee?

[Bill Bradsky]

I wish, she was good.

FFT.

They all tend to get "good" just before they leave a place. They want the extra cash and they know nothing can happen to them. Whenever I suddenly have things go way beyond what I was expecting with someone I have seen before at one of the tease shops, I know that she won't be there the next week. It has happened to me many times, including some wild and crazy FS out of the blue. So much fun when they do that, but then they're gone.

[Pedalsandmotor]

Sent you a PM.

Got it. Thanks Chet.