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07-08-16 17:30 #18544Banned Member

Posts: 15Asahi-Altamonte
Used to be a good place. Not the youngest of gals but the service usually solid.
Met by a likely 40 year old therapist, decent shape, nothing to write home about but not mammasan yet. Average massage at best, decent clothed HE with some roaming.
A very pronounced scoff at the. 4 tip which was standard for the half hour massage.
Therapist = C-.
Massage = C.
Attitude = D-.
Disappointment because although this place never got the hottest therapists they were usually friendly and enthusiastic. Makes me wonder if they are being leaned on some.
Likely will let this place cool a bit. Maybe I need to venture to the more popular hangouts mentioned in orlando but I try not to play near work.
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07-08-16 16:54 #18543Senior Member

Posts: 60Best massage parlor story ever. Someone beat this
21 yrs ago, at IHOP, one of the young therapists I liked was massaging a guy who had a heart attack and died during the HJ.
The place was so connected, there was no issue with the town, police etc.
The wife came in. The therapist told her. 'he was talking about you when he had the heart attack'.
Not all, but many of the ladies we count on have hearts of gold, have our back, and need to be appreciated.
If anyone beats this story, I'll be amazed.
MD.
Originally Posted by LawDog17
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07-08-16 11:34 #18542Senior Member

Posts: 294The niece
The niece was amazingly hot! I think I peed my pants a little laughing at the image of the plastic hair net (I always wondered why those things were there)! She would work you over like a dairy farmer. OMG.
Originally Posted by MikeDaniels
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07-07-16 23:50 #18541Senior Member

Posts: 180Deva
My goto girl at WPM 20+ years ago was a hippie MILF named Deva. She was at that time in her late thirties, tight, tone, petite and athletic. She gave am amazing massage, with an explosive ending, all while being super sweet and interesting to talk to. Great memories.
Originally Posted by MikeDaniels
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07-07-16 23:12 #18540Senior Member

Posts: 60Ihop
You guys are amazing with the memories.
I recall the niece. She was hot. Tight jeans. She did a second pop with that big vibrator. A little brutal, but it worked.
Blond Amy. Oh my.
Bertha. Put a plastic hair net on me and worked me over like she was milking a cow. Effective but really a sad situation.
Amy. Oh my.
21 years ago.
Originally Posted by Barolo
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07-07-16 22:09 #18539Senior Member

Posts: 811Bertha was so scary, I would not dare look for anything extra. When his niece worked there, she said it was his mother!
Originally Posted by LawDog17
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07-07-16 21:19 #18538Senior Member

Posts: 108AMP on corner of Carrier Dr. And Kirkman
Choice of therapists is very limited. Saw two; a younger one (looks 6/10) and an older one (looks 5/10). No table shower, only a regular shower. Massage is ok. 80 + 60 for regular ending. Very limited roaming. I probably will not repeat.
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07-07-16 21:14 #18537Senior Member

Posts: 108Luxsa
Visited Luxsa and opted for Monika. Big mistake. It is 60 for the house and 140 tip. With Monika a waste of money. While she has a nice body, there is not much touching allowed. Massage and ending were ok, but not worth 200. Not sure whether I will repeat; 200 is just too much for what you get, especially with Monika.
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07-07-16 17:46 #18536Senior Member

Posts: 28Cb
OMG why did I wait so long to try this place out. Yes a little higher but the quality was amazing. It was either Enna or Anna, hard to understand for sure, and she was absolutely gorgeous. Very small and petite just as I like them and what you would expect from an Asian place. The quality of the girls reminds me of the Asian girls that use to be by the Mall of Millenia. This place could hurt the wallet for sure. I guess the new place is the owners sisters new business. I will be returning and can hardily stop thinking about it (shit eatin grin).
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07-07-16 13:29 #18535Senior Member

Posts: 159Davenport massage / highway 27&california
Stopped in this place and WA greeted by a slim Asian in her 40's wearing a tight blue dress. Paid $60 for special and went to the room. Massage was half assed and roamed was good. Once I started roaming the massage ended and was told to turn over. She asked what I wanted and told her everything. Agreed on price and off came the dress. Began sucking till I was hard and the put raincoat on and went to town on her. Tried different positions and finally emptied the tanker. Got cleaned up and gave me some water and out the door in 35 minutes. A little on the high side for price but go the job done. May repeat but too far to drive.
Originally Posted by Bertil
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07-07-16 12:39 #18534Senior Member

Posts: 10352 Bills?
Ryan,
You saying you paid 2 bills in Luxa? For a HJ? If true that's crazy.
Sox man out.
Originally Posted by Ryan9939
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07-07-16 11:20 #18533Senior Member

Posts: 334I went to the place in Davenport and basically the same thing happened to me. Funny thing is the ad said something to the effect of all young girls, no old aunties here. Yea, whatever! It was all old aunties there so don't waste you coins here.
Originally Posted by Bertil
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07-07-16 10:42 #18532Senior Member

Posts: 294The girl in the pic
That face looks like she has seen the business end of a few c# at cks in her day!
Originally Posted by Whiskeysours
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07-07-16 10:41 #18531Senior Member

Posts: 294A shared joke is the best kind
I knew someone would get that reference. It is true though, I went to Windsong one time because the ad hat decent looking girls and got there and some old hag gave me a crappy rub with no tug, kept me covered in wet sheets and just left me hanging at the end. You expect that when you are fishing in new grounds or legitimate spas but not at a dump like that place. I never get pissed but I was then. I think Bertha was an aunt but it could have been his mother like in the movie psycho. At least Bertha could give you a massage (like those big Russian women in James Bond movies).
Originally Posted by Barolo
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07-07-16 09:57 #18530Regular Member

Posts: 24I visited with Eva at Lussis up to twice a week from Nov until they closed and was never offered that v.
Originally Posted by Chris407
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But YMMV. What I was offered was an attractive and playful companion.








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