Massage Parlor Reports

[StanCopier]

Headed to Ruby Spa a couple weeks ago, was amazed by how many spas are on Archer, never noticed before.

I went in to see Lucy (based on recommendation here), was let in, saw four women in which to choose, but I already asked for Lucy and she turned out to be the oldest in the group. Decent massage, no teasing, but ended the session nicely, believe oral was on the table if I wanted. Left. 4, but she asked for. 2 more saying that was normal. I just gave it to her and left. Nice woman but won't be going back.

[MWiggly2]

Visited my go to AMP last week. Located under a viaduct and has a similar name to a big gambling area in China. Very clean and staffed by older Asian ladies. (None are particularly attractive) What they lack in looks and age, they make up for in experience. Great table shower, lots of brushing and ass play (if you like it), excellent massage and usually a great finish. They are ugly, but reliable service once they know you, which doesn't take long.

[DMichaels69]

Very boring. AMP's are easy. If they offer service you get it.

Location, River Grove. I took a break to see if I still had it. All to easy. Standard is available. Lilly. My one day return reminded me how easy AMPs are. No need to visit though because there are no real lookers, just your below avg talent. Rooms with curtains and you can hear the other room. An attractive lady, Sofie, is recommended at old faithful by the way. This hobby use to be fun, but today just proved to me how boring it can be with amps.

[Member #5942]

Location, River Grove. I took a break to see if I still had it. All to easy. Standard is available. Lilly. My one day return reminded me how easy AMPs are. No need to visit though because there are no real lookers, just your below avg talent. Rooms with curtains and you can hear the other room. An attractive lady, Sofie, is recommended at old faithful by the way. This hobby use to be fun, but today just proved to me how boring it can be with amps.

[IdiotBoy]

I think I posted on this topic before. The options are limited in the downtown loop area for a few reasons. Mainly, the rent is too high to make money. Also, the parking is expensive if you can even find a spot.

You can consider hopping on the Red line and go to Chinatown (about 15-20 minute ride). In the river north area, get on Red line at State and Grand. But from what I have read, there are no FS available at those Chinatown spas, just L1.

If you absolutely need FS from Asian girls, your best bet is get on the Blue line and head out to Ohare area and go to one of the Asian apartments. You can catch Blue line by crossing the river, corner of Clark and Lake. It's about a 45 minute ride and then 15 minute walk after you get off. You can read more about them in the Asian Apartment Girl thread.

There's a FS place by the western stop on the blue line too.

[Smith1490]

Lina at Grand Spa, best massage skills in the neighborhood, imo.

Couldn't agree more.

[Beckert6115]

Need some help please. Traveling to downtown area in 2 weeks. Can I gets some Intel on massage parlors that would be worth my time and money. I enjoy the young cute Asian girls and would like FS to be available if I am in the mood. Sorry I don't have any reviews here because Omaha doesn't really use this site at all.

A couple that I picked out were 800 S Wabash, Relax down by McCormick, S Michigan Ave or Mercy Accup. Please help if I am on the right track or if I should keep looking. Thanks.

As the other user said, limited options downtown generally and FS almost impossible at a parlor. You would need to step up to an escort service like Korean Palace which has a south loop location, or asian apartment near ohare. If FS is off your list then the best bets that I have experienced that are walkable / taxi are Paradise on Wabash, Green Spa on Halsted, and my favorite SXL on s. Michigan.

[OF Charlie]

Need some help please. Traveling to downtown area in 2 weeks. Can I gets some Intel on massage parlors that would be worth my time and money. I enjoy the young cute Asian girls and would like FS to be available if I am in the mood. Sorry I don't have any reviews here because Omaha doesn't really use this site at all.

A couple that I picked out were 800 S Wabash, Relax down by McCormick, S Michigan Ave or Mercy Accup. Please help if I am on the right track or if I should keep looking. Thanks.

I think I posted on this topic before. The options are limited in the downtown loop area for a few reasons. Mainly, the rent is too high to make money. Also, the parking is expensive if you can even find a spot.

You can consider hopping on the Red line and go to Chinatown (about 15-20 minute ride). In the river north area, get on Red line at State and Grand. But from what I have read, there are no FS available at those Chinatown spas, just L1.

If you absolutely need FS from Asian girls, your best bet is get on the Blue line and head out to Ohare area and go to one of the Asian apartments. You can catch Blue line by crossing the river, corner of Clark and Lake. It's about a 45 minute ride and then 15 minute walk after you get off. You can read more about them in the Asian Apartment Girl thread.

[PhGolfer69]

Need some help please. Traveling to downtown area in 2 weeks. Can I gets some Intel on massage parlors that would be worth my time and money. I enjoy the young cute Asian girls and would like FS to be available if I am in the mood. Sorry I don't have any reviews here because Omaha doesn't really use this site at all.

A couple that I picked out were 800 S Wabash, Relax down by McCormick, S Michigan Ave or Mercy Accup. Please help if I am on the right track or if I should keep looking. Thanks.

[MikeHuntSweat]

$180/ hr w / o FS? Do they rebate $160 when finished?

As I said,"WAY OVERPRICED". MHS.

[ReadyForRub]

Had to check out Xena, the bodybuilder. She must live in a f-ing gym. After a weak massage, I stripped her and gave her a rub down, she jerked jr. Till I busted a nut on her abs. Way over priced at 180. But I checked muscle chick off my bucket list. Won't be returning, MHS.

$180/ hr w / o FS? Do they rebate $160 when finished?

[MikeHuntSweat]

Wonder if there is any new info on this place. Last single report came in January. Good looking girls if the pics are accurate.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...atina/38657182

Had to check out Xena, the bodybuilder. She must live in a f-ing gym. After a weak massage, I stripped her and gave her a rub down, she jerked jr. Till I busted a nut on her abs. Way over priced at 180. But I checked muscle chick off my bucket list. Won't be returning, MHS.

[PwnLife]

1) Learn to give a decent massage.

2) You're not trying to uproot a persistent dandelion!

3) Don't skimp on the lotion at the end. Sufficient lubrication is your friend!

Jeez, this is basic knowledge! How the hell do some of these "massage therapists" get repeat business? Because they have big tits?

I've just started my foray into the AMP / EMP world and it amazes me how something so simple can be done so *badly*.

Out of the 7 appointments I've had so far, I've walked out completely and utterly happy twice, happy but won't return to 3 of them, completely unhappy twice.

Slappy

I'm guessing these MTs [Deleted by Admin] do this job through some circumstance or another, and probably hate men. Why would they go the extra mile? They should provide better service for better tips so they can escape what they're doing.

In todays world you want to be careful with that phrase I pulled out.

A2

[AsianAddict]

I have seen 2 girls here. The first was Falen. I knew her from a previous place so we clicked. Lots of fun. The second girl (can't remember her name) was lame (she was literally on her time of the month). I don't understand guys paying $180 for a HJ. It baffles me.

I don't understand guys paying that either. I would assume guys are going in thinking for that kind of money there are lots of extras to be had. Just can't imagine if there is and after tipping what you would end up paying. You could go see lots of other options for that kind of money if not for even less money.

[DMichaels69]

I've never been to EMP but what you noticed are only a couple things of what makes AMP's frustrating.

Gee, thanks?

Based on my very limited experience these are issues for both AMPs and EMPs.