Massage Parlor Reports

[Jum Hall]

PickyPicky]I think I'm ready to save my money and go with my own hand and pornhub.com. I don't have a big hobby budget nor wide open schedule but a few weeks ago I was left alone for the weekend and had put some dollars aside. I went to that place on Breton in the corner of a strip mall a bit south of 28th. I'd gotten what I wanted before and thought "if I specifically ask for Emily, she will remember me and I won't have the same bad luck that was befalling others at the time. " I asked specifically for Emily, I was told "sure," someone else comes into the room, I mention that I was expecting to see Emily; she ignores me and begins the massage. Not a bad massage, but clearly this isn't going anywhere. I tipped her $10. Like I might for a $60 restaurant tab. She glared at me like I had somehow shorted her.

I too have had an experience like you last month as the lady I saw one time moved and in the front desk, it also now says about them calling LEO if you touch or grope the therapist. I gave her seven dollars as she was expecting twenty like last time and since they had that new rule, I decided to focus on the massage as the room doors rearly close good LOL. The other one by 76th street by the truck stop is the same too and they both expect twenty tip with you basically servicing yourself if they trust you LOL.

Lastly I paid fifty dollars for one hour massage as immediately I saw that sign, I told them to call her supervisor LOL and the females I have seen, rearly ever short your time and why I went back to the 28th street by breton, but twice now that she expected at least twenty dollars tip with me servicing myself is why I decided to go back to sweets LOL.

[PickyPicky]

I think I'm ready to save my money and go with my own hand and pornhub.com. I don't have a big hobby budget nor wide open schedule but a few weeks ago I was left alone for the weekend and had put some dollars aside. I went to that place on Breton in the corner of a strip mall a bit south of 28th. I'd gotten what I wanted before and thought "if I specifically ask for Emily, she will remember me and I won't have the same bad luck that was befalling others at the time. " I asked specifically for Emily, I was told "sure," someone else comes into the room, I mention that I was expecting to see Emily; she ignores me and begins the massage. Not a bad massage, but clearly this isn't going anywhere. I tipped her $10. Like I might for a $60 restaurant tab. She glared at me like I had somehow shorted her. So, still looking for something more satisfying I called Tranquility massage. I'd never been there, there had been a couple positive reviews and I needed someplace with late hours. I know I'm nothing special, but at least some providers act like they're having fun helping you have fun. Dull personality, somewhat clumsy massage, and then at the end "do you want more?" "yes. " "That will cost extra, at least equal to the cost of the massage if not more. " Little head carried the day, of course, technique was ok, but the same perfunctory disinterested approach made it as much a chore for me as it obviously was for her. Oh, and "no you can't touch my breasts, you can put your hand on my buttocks if you want. " woo hoo.

I'd been planning to check out Sunshine as my farewell to this hobby, but now with her under such scrutiny I'll probably not. So that's my sad story.

[Mongerlian]

How is Esquire on Div and Burton doing? Will I be wasting time or what?

A younger and more foolish Mong went once many years ago. Ended up dropping $. 6 for topless okay massage and HE with upper deck roaming. Half hour. I highly doubt it's better now.

Mong.

[Mr Bigshot]

How is Esquire on Div and Burton doing? Will I be wasting time or what?

Time and money. Total rip off. Recently in a moment of weakness I decided to check them out hoping things had changed from years ago. They haven't. Lesson learned.

[ChicagoSouth]

How is Esquire on Div and Burton doing? Will I be wasting time or what?

I was there about 10 yrs ago it was a waste of time and money. The place was run down a dirty stand up shower and for the lady can even remember what she looked like.

She wanted $$ for a HJ.

[Jayce Dragon]

How is Esquire on Div and Burton doing? Will I be wasting time or what?

[Jayce Dragon]

It is next to MC Sports. I went there. And I wanted the 4-hand special ($100).

Never had a 4-hander before so I thought I'd try it.

One lady was on the couch and the desk lady was there. They have an ad on BP. The desk lady was older but still looked.

Cute. Then it was a younger one that didn't look so well.

They can speak english kind of well. But when they rub you down sometimes they'll talk among themselves while rubbing you.

I can admit it felt real nice.

No HE though. I am a first time client there so maybe that is a big deal. I tipped after the rubdown. No tip upfront. You can text you appointments too. The place is clean and upscale.

This is my first post.

[DMiles7]

Yea it was my first post. But there is always a first in life for everything. I was just commenting on my experience with Sunshine. The was no issue of not feeling safe at all. I saw the closet you are all talking about. Adult fun means this. Started with a great body rub. Then some great kissing. Then mutual touch. Then BBBJ. Then cfs. More kissing then. Then me bringing her to a squirting climax. Great frickibg time. I had a ball. I guess you all will have to find out yourself. Sorry I am a first time poster. But it is what it is. Enjoy.

[Benz1]

I'm assuming that's funny?

Satire?

Someone joined usasexguide to tell us to Get Off the Subject! (4402).

Was that person in the closet?

You would be suprised to know how often someone is watching or near by, primarily for security but sometimes voyeurism too.

I think a good standing member of usasexguide should go in and give us a proper update. Not a first time poster. Someone who has seen her before could tell us if anything has changed, for a good update.

I've never seen her before. After reading ChipCharger review, I would like too.

Sorry to hear you couldn't get an appointment.

[DjBiker]

Are you trying to get an appointment with Sunshine or be the next one to sit in her closet?

I'm assuming that's funny?

[NoseJelly]

MP and Girl's name withheld by request:

Was getting a massage recently and half way thru the session Mr. Chucklehead walks into the building. Since my girl was the only one on duty temporarily, she had to go out and greet the Chucklehead. No prob, she warned me ahead of time she had to watch the front door. Well she tells Chucklehead it is a half hour wait. Chucklehead starts loudly complaining about how he's in a hurry! She says sorry Mr Chucklehead, half hour wait, busy with a customer. Chucklehead says finish your customer up early so you can get me in. He's right outside my door saying this! My head explodes! I get off the table and crack the door open just far enough to stick my head (the Big Head) out and I see this god awful Pigpen looking Chucklehead. I say now look here Chucklehead! The lady said it's a half hour wait! Either sit in the waiting area or get the fuck out! I'm not having my time shorted for you! Chucklehead says to me, what, are you the boss?! I says I am right now!

Chucklehead goes and takes a seat and I grab my girl and pull her in the room. Soon after the other girl comes back and takes Chucklehead into another massage room and my girl makes it up to me by giving an extra 15 minutes massage. As I am leaving, I see Chucklehead is parked next to me. And true to his Pigpen looks, his Pickup Truck is also a Pigpen! The entire bed is filled with trash and the interior is filled up as well. There's barely enough room for a driver behind the wheel! Fucking Pigpen Chucklehead Asshole! I hope his masage girl made him shower before she touched him!

Poor Monger Etiquette? If you are reading this forum you filthy Cockblocking Chucklehead, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

NJ.

[ClassyNice]

Are you trying to get an appointment with Sunshine or be the next one to sit in her closet?

I've tried to get ahold of her several times in the last couple days with no return call / text.

[Benz1]

No offense, but I have tried numerous times to set up and appt, text messages never returned and v / m is always full. Oh well who cares I guess, I must not have the magic code!

Are you trying to get an appointment with Sunshine or be the next one to sit in her closet?

[DjBiker]

Thank you for coming out of the closet.

Who's turn is it next week?

No offense, but I have tried numerous times to set up and appt, text messages never returned and v / m is always full. Oh well who cares I guess, I must not have the magic code!

[Benz1]

Thank you for coming out of the closet.

Who's turn is it next week?